Mondays are depressing even at the best of times, and they are especially so when you are up against tight (one might even say unreasonable) deadlines, where everything has to be done yesterday. That, of course, is inevitable at one point or another. Such times do not last forever – they merely feel like they do.
Fortunately, that is why the Great Mondaydact Browser Beater exists. And today, we have an unusual congruence of events, wherein it is not merely Monday, but St. Patrick’s Day, as well.
Now, nominally, this is a Christian holiday to commemorate an Irish saint who chased away the snakes from his native land, or some such thing:
However, in both the FUSA and PommieBastardLande, St. Patrick’s Day is simply an excuse for easy girls to get dressed up in green and get completely and totally shitfaced:
It is not merely the girls getting arsed, either:
So try to avoid the vomit and sawdust on your way back home today, while you consume the sheer epicness of today’s compilation – and if a drunk girl does come up to you wearing a shirt that says, “KISS ME I’M IRISH”, DO NOT take her up on the offer.
First, she’s drunk, so the kiss will be disgusting. Second, there are parts of the West where such a thing could be considered statutory rape – let the Dindus and Wakandans land their asses in trouble for that sort of thing.
And third, despite appearances, most girls on St. Paddy’s Day DO NOT look like this:
The Mighty God-Emperor
His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, took it really remarkably well when a whorenalist “accidentally” smacked him in the face with a boom microphone:
I suspect Big E is getting soft as he gets into middle age – he IS only 78, after all, and we thoroughly expect him to reign for another 40,000 years. By rights, he should have disembowelled the asshat who did that with his Lightning Claw, but that is apparently illegal or some shit, for reasons that completely mystify me.
#BasedTucker is Based
Fredo appears to have learned a few things from his rather rough encounters with the real world – but he is still Fredo, nonetheless.
Dawn of Battle
The Male Brain has plenty to distract us from all the drunken easy redheads today. We start with the best things in the human experience, from The Infographics Show:
Solid jj has seriously upped their game actual animated clips now, and this one is absolutely hilarious:
That is precisely what women need – a good solid dose of misogyny.
The great Prof. Thomas Sowell explains why liberals want to destroy the institution of marriage:
How Money Works points to the 800lb gorilla in the room – private business debt:
And from JewishUncensored, we have a clip of Toe Rogan getting hit with (Zionist) facts about Gaza:
I’m not going to get into the middle of the debate over whether the Yids are, or are not, trying to Gazacaust the place out of existence – though, given the way the Israelis treat the Palestinians, both Muslim and Christian, one would be hard-pressed to defend their actions.
Finally, seeing as how it is St. Paddy’s Day, let’s have a redhead explaining what the Mediterranean once was:
Fanservice
LRFotS Randale6 is back with another massive contribution to keep us occupied today. Carry on, then:
Meatcanyon
The Many Faces of JD Vance:
The Ozempic Problem:
David Dobrik’s New Body:
Papa Meat – cultist edition
The Chinese Cult Hiding in America:
The Horrors of Bohemian Grove:
The Yellow Deli Cult:
Profundity Yours The Boomer Cult:
The Cult of Costco:
Aaron Clarey
It’s not the child support, it’s the alimony:
When Boomer Bosses Fire Critical Employees:
Women have lost the societal goodwill of men:
Metal for the Soul
Music new Spanish metal band Avalanch has an album out. Note that the songs “Intro” and “Polvo, Sudor y Sangre” seem to be classical “halftime” songs for lack of a better term.
Llanto de un Héroe album:
Mind-Expanding Drugs
The founder of Blackwater – yeah, THAT Blackwater, the Private Military Contractor (PMC) that became so infamous in Iraq, and then rebranded itself into “Akademi” or whatever – talks at Hillsdale College about the future of warfare:
Death Smiles At Us All…
Poli-Ticking Off
Mark Dice cannot stop laughing at Big Mike Obama’s latest venture:
The very-thoroughly-married couple at Redacted take a very deep look at how and why Europe is collapsing into oblivion:
PJW asks a very sensible question of all the stupid Western bints who keep doing idiotic things that get them raped and killed:
Sargon of Akkad aka Carl Benjamin examines the seeming collapse of the UK’s Reform Party:
Culture Beats
Sydney Watson is every bit as fed up of wokery as the rest of us – though, to be honest, I could not care less what they do with the Harry Potter series, as witchcraft is not a healthy obsession for ANYONE:
Veterans’ Day
LTC Danny Davis talks to his former boss and good friend, DA KERNEL HIZZSELF!, about upcoming ceasefire talks between the God-Emperor and the Neo-Tsar:
Judge’s Ruling
Judge Nap, along with his friends Larry Johnson and Mario Nawful, had a chance to sit down with a living legend, the world’s most experienced and skilled diplomat, Sergei CHADrov himself, and they made the most of that opportunity:
Дед Сварливый Говорит!
Grandpa Grumpuss grumps, grumpily, about how the God-Emperor has walked into a trap by turning the 404 War into his war:
Polonium
Ania Konieczek talks to Andrei Martyanov about the ceasefire offer on the table, and how the Russians very politely and diplomatically told the Americans to POUND SAND:
Timeo Danaos Et Donna Ferentes…
The good gentlemen of The Duran dissect the Neo-Tsar’s response to the US ceasefire offer:
Bad Medicine
Dr. John Campbell and Dr. Suneel Dhand look at the effects of iodine deficiency around the world:
Warriors of Faith
Tha Dizzle smacks around a particularly dumb fake-blonde “revert” to Izzlam, who is even more clueless than most of her Western sisters who fall for the ridiculous dawahganda:
Dr. Jay Smith from PfanderFilms and Al-Fadi from CIRA International illustrate the very clear differences between the fake Izzlamick moon-god, and the true God, who is LORD:
Christian Prince delves deep into the Izzlamick Dilemma, which Moose Limbs simply cannot answer:
Sam Shamoun shows a Muslimah the truth of he own absurd “scriptures”:
Avery from GodLogic Apologetics has a very respectful and genuinely good conversation with a Muslimah who comes in asking really good questions:
Chris at Speaker’s Corner exposes a particularly ridiculous dawahgandist’s grift:
Rob Christian shows the hypocrisy of Izzlam through the hugely embarrassing problem of the so-called “Satanic Verses”:
Manly Men of Manliness
Terrence Popp explains the basis of psychological warfare:
Joker from Better Bachelor tells men not to waste our time and money on trying to convert batshit-crazy Leftist women to the ways of truth and reason:
hoe_math exposes the lie women tell themselves about “the table”:
Let’s have a round of women posting their own Ls for the whole world to see. First up, Manosphere:
Plus Manosphere Highlights Daily:
And Man Talk:
Sandman runs through the memes:
Finally, let’s have the East Asian perspective from China Unvarnished:
Burn Paedowood to the Ground
Midnight’s Edge examines why the latest Daredevil reboot, or whatever it is, flopped:
Gary from Nerdrotic is not amused by the new Harry Potter show’s wokery:
The Critical Drinker finally gets around to watching Firefly, and belatedly understands what the rest of us were on about for 20 years:
Reading Too Much Into Things
Your long read of the week is from Dan Roodt, very obviously a man of Boer heritage in South Africa, who writes a long and powerful article about how the God-Emperor can potentially save the best remaining farmers in that tortured country:
As a commodity and agricultural exporter, South Africa has a very open economy dependent on trade and, especially, the US dollar for international transactions. If the Trump administration imposed financial sanctions, the ANC regime would capitulate in days. Terminating all USAID payments to South Africa was a good first step. We also need targeted sanctions against genocidal individuals and institutions. This would hurt our farmers and other exporters but we should take the pain in order to free ourselves from an oppressive, evil regime.
Trump has given us hope, and the Afrikaner nation is awakening from its slumber, sensing that at last the wheel may be starting to turn and we can dream of freedom again. Apart from “progressive leftists” such as Rob Davies and tenured Marxists at the universities specializing in feminism and whiteness studies, many English-speaking whites identify as Afrikaners, too, having lost their British identity 50 or 100 years ago.
If we stand together, we could save large parts of South Africa and make it the great country it once was, when many Europeans eagerly immigrated here to enjoy our great weather, beautiful beaches, affordable cost of living and can-do business culture. Not to mention the wildlife, the food, wine, and our famous hospitality, which regularly saw Cape Town voted the world’s most sought-after tourist destination.
Between billionaire Elon Musk who grew up in Pretoria, and Donald Trump who survived a hate campaign rivalling the one against South Africa in the 1980s, this is possible. Word has it that Donald Trump has spent a lot of time on the golf course with some of our great South African golfers, such as Gary Player and Ernie Els. Only Swedes prefer AK-47-wielding Marxist terrorists over civilized golfers from a sunny country.
One of my longtime readers (and real-life friends) lives in South Africa. He and I chat from time to time, and the things he tells me about what has happened to that country, are just so heartbreaking. It used to be a First World nation with its own defence industry and space programme. Today, it is a complete shithole. And all of that happened in just 30 years…
Linkage is good for you:
- The Khreat Khokholite Kursk Kock-Up was nothing short of a disaster for the AFU, and the numbers prove it out;
- The story of Operation: LAYING PIPE (yes, I know what that means) is quite impressive, and deserves to be studied in military academies for many years to come;
- Timofey Bordachyev analyses the causes and consequences of America’s drift away form Europe under the God-Emperor;
- Andrey Kortunov reckons Bellendsky the Narcofuehrer is on his last legs and is likely on his way out, as the God-Emperor seeks peace in Banderastan;
- Bernhard from Moon of Alabama is not in the least bit impressed by Trump’s ceasefire offer, and its actions in the wake of Ukraine’s acceptance of it;
- More than 10 years after the fact, the European Court of Human Rights has FINALLY realised Ukrainian neo-Nazis were to blame for the horrible fire in Odessa that caused the Maidan coup to go out of control;
- Rachel Marsden is, like the rest of us, not particularly impressed by the pretensions of Emmanuel Micron, the Lilliputian Emperor of the future Caliphate of France;
- The German intelligence services hid the fact that Convid escaped out of a Chinese lab for years, because reasons;
- Stephen Helgesen provides an interesting perspective from Greenland, about how they actually see America and Trump;
- Peter Hitchens writes a piece about how dyslexia is a fake malady, which is guaranteed to dump horseradish into the shorts of quite a few people;
- Tobias Langdon points out the sheer intellectual instability of the libertoonian position on immigration;
- Gregory Hood gives us the dirt on the argument that is tearing the Reform Party in PommieBastardLande apart;
- Some of you are old enough to remember a wargame called ABLE ARCHER – which nearly set off a nuclear exchange that could have destroyed the world, back in the mid-1980s;
- Intel keeps stacking up the Ls, losing out to AMD at the top end for both basic applications and gaming;
- The Chinese appear to have created a quantum computing processor that is a million times faster than anything Goolag can come up with;
- Goolag is shaking up its cloud unit to boost productivity as it faces severe competition from a variety of providers;
- HALO Infinite could genuinely have been amazing, if only 343i had stuck to the plan it created – AND EXECUTED IT;
And some more from Dawn Pine:
- Older Americans are turning back to blue-collar jobs as mechanics, plumbers, and other things – in other words, doing productive things with their lives;
- The Chinese revived the spirit of Zheng He and circumnavigated Australia with their navy, which set off all sorts of alarm bells in the Land Down Under;
- A Virginia high-school track athlete BTFOd an opponent that tried to attack her on the track – good for her;
- Women are getting ever weirder and more depraved, as this case of a female prison guard who molested the women inmates in her prison shows;
- The power of the Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated some of America’s top universities, and that should worry all of us;
- Your “Floriduh” moment of the week – a tornado attacked a TV station just while it was in the middle of its weather update;
- A company spent US$25M on every possible lottery combination, to win US$95M – that’s roughly a 4:1 return, sure, but that’s BEFORE taxes, and frankly it’s a bit idiotic;
- Abominable Intelligence will create a future two-tiered society – or so says The Economist, though keep in mind, they’ve been wrong about literally everything for decades;
- A thief stole US$700K worth of jewellery, swallowed it, and is probably going to regret that very badly once it comes out the other end;
- Supposedly, Amazog is going to keep 007 male and British – though I believe that about as much as I believe Jeff Bezosoy’s fiancee is all-natural;
- Jeep has in-dashboard adverts that pop up on the entire screen, which is yet another good reason to avoid its products;
- If you want to be a PA to Gene Simmons, he wants you to pay him for the privilege, which frankly strikes me as a pretty shitty deal;
- Female dating coaches who give terrible advice are simply proof positive that men should NEVER listen to women on subjects related to dating and marriage;
- Abominable Intelligence, on the other hand, might just be able to help the chronically undateable to score on the apps;
- Another week, another big data breach – this time, of about 86K records for nurses via a service that used a very insecure method of storing that data;
- I can’t even begin to caption this next story, other than maybe, “GOD NEEDS TO HIT THAT RESET BUTTON ALREADY”;
- Apparently, if you replace Millennials with Gen-Zers, that would fix a lot of problems with ad agencies – though I suspect it would introduce a lot more;
- Eating and drinking crappy food does actually have a measurable effect on your lifespan;
- Facebuchenwald is supposedly firing 20 staffers who leaked information – yeah, we’ll believe it when we see it;
- Woke Hollyweird actors are pissed that the rest of us are too “ist” and “phobe” to watch the crap they produce;
- Saudi Arabia is going to head up the UN Women’s Rights Commission, which, if you know anything about Izzlam, is the height of absurdity;
MUH RUSHIAN KAHLOOOOOOOZHUN!!!
The Neo-Tsar told the Russian Security Council what he really thinks about surrendering Ukrainian troops:
HALO Nation
Slayergod Remy aka MintBlitz does his thing while ruminating on what could have been with HALO Infinite:
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
Imperial Iterator shows us who the High Lords of Terra actually are:
Big Boyz Toyz
Skyships Eng nerds out over a modern-day prop-driven aircraft designed specifically to allow the police to strafe your ass:
Oh No! Anyway…
Wazzocks gonna wazzock:
Comedy Hour
Meme Warfare
We begin with some dank memes from The Male Brain:
Neo:Guns. Lots of guns.” (The Matrix)
And now, as LRFotS RobertW likes to say:
Animal Planet
Your aminules are adorkable moment of the week:
Real Men Watch REAL Sports
REPS FOR JESUS!!!
Gym beast props this week go to :
Ass-Kicking of the Eight Limbs
They See Me Rollin’…
JUST BLEED!!!
They don’t bleed much more than Tony “El Cucuy” Ferguson did in his fight with Justin “The Highlight” Gaethje, that’s for damn sure… It is truly sad to see the decline of “El Cucuy” (The Bogeyman) over the last few years.
Facefisted
Federer Express
Clean Bowled
Roid Rage
James Linker from Shredded Sports Science has a compilation of gym idiots for us this week:
Palate Cleansers
Axe Me Anything
Knives Out
Shoot Straight
Drumlines
Guitar Heroics
MOAR DAKKA!!!
Mighty Wings
Ballast Overboard
Jump-Starts
Gingervitis Injections
Livin’ in the Land of the Metal Gods
[Einstein pic here]
Rock Out With Your Glock Out
Thot Shots
Finally, let’s have the Instathot for the start of the week. Since it IS St. Paddy’s day, we need a proper redhead, so here is Zoey Luna, age 23 (or so she claims), apparently from Lynnewood, Clownipornia. She is, inevitably, an OnlyFools “model”, doing… well, whatever it is they do, really.
Given the freckles, I THINK she is a really-for-real redhead, but I leave that to the gingervitis sufferers among us, who are experts in this sort of thing.
OK, lads, back to work now.
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