What a Friday that was, eh? It was actually quite hilarious to watch, from afar, mostly because everyone I know and work with, was completely unaffected. I also had no issues at all, simply because I use Linux at home, and only use my WinDOZE partition for gaming.
So let us get right to the point and dedicate today’s Great Mondaydact Computer Crasher to the very thing that crashed the entire world’s infrastructure – and when I say “the entire world”, I actually mean only the Western world, because Russia and China, as it turns out, were completely fine.
The Russians, by the way, have ben developing their own independent operating system, based on a Debian derivative of LInux, called Astra, for their own mission-critical systems and government portals, and they have done so quite successfully. They have their own airport check-in software, which is used throughout the FSU countries. Their banking platforms are home-grown, as are their equivalents of Google and Amazon.
They are, in other words, essentially sovereign and independent when it comes to technology.
The West, however, is none of those things.
And that is a big part of what went wrong last week:
Here is someone who looks like a homosexual to explain it to us:
Let’s have a proper Windows dev explain it:
All in all, it was one COLOSSAL fustercluck, which simply points out just how important it is to create and build your own independent platforms, away from the grasping hands of the US government and Microsoft.
#BasedTucker is Based
That interview with John Rich is absolutely SUPERB. Mr. Rich goes into details of the Bible that most Christians have never even heard, unless they pay attention to the works of men like Dr. Michael Heiser (RIP).
Dawn of Battle
The Male Brain has plenty to keep you occupied and entertained โ on your personal mobile devices, where no doubt loading up this poast will crash the memory โ while the techs and sysadmins frantically undo the damage wrought by Crowdstrike. We start with one from SkyNet, where the host points out the sheer idiocy of the whore-media coverage of the assassination attempt on the Trumpfather:
PsycHacks has EXCELLENT advice on how to choose between women:
His point about having an abundance mindset is critical to keep in mind. It applies to life in general, not just women.
In case you wonder why people like me are constantly ripping on Muzzies for, basically, stealing literally their entire religion from other sources, Collective-History explains the problem for us:
Keep in mind, the Hagia Sophia was once the greatest church in all of Christendom. Iโve been there โ it is MAGNIFICENT.
Today, it is a mosque.
Why?
Because the Ottomans couldnโt be arsed to build something as amazing as that on their own.
Moving on โ Sabine Hossenfelder is back with the follies of hydrogen storage:
The problem with Ms Sabine is that, despite her background in physics โ in other words, she actually does have a serious brain โ she still believes in the nonsense of โman-made climate changeโ, which is nothing more than a very stupid ideology and a fairy tale.
While we are on the subject of climate change fairy tales โ here is Facts Matter with Roman Balmakov about the failures of the climate evangelists to predict, well, anything beyond their next bowel movements:
Moon asks a very pertinent question about the current job market:
These are very good points. Dawn Pine and I both agree โ the best way to get a good job these days is to go old-school, with networking and face-to-face meetings.
Teal Swan โ who is a very interesting character, despite the utter weirdness of some of her advice โ has some solid stuff to say about men and women:
Mind-Expanding Drugs
Here is one from The Male Brain, via Unsolicited advice, about how and why everything around us sounds like absolute nonsense these days:
Death Smiles At Us All…
Poli-Ticking Off
Mark Dice
The very-thoroughly-married couple at Redacted delve deep into the โmultiple shootersโ theory of the failed assassination of T-Rex:
PJW continues to find stranger and weirder things the more he looks at the shooting:
Lord Razor of the Fist Clan draws the obvious conclusions from Brandon #5โs โ or #6โs, who knows which clone version we are on by now โ failures to boot into safe mode:
ะะตะด ะกะฒะฐัะปะธะฒัะน ะะพะฒะพัะธั!
Grandpa Grumpuss grumps, grumpily, about the collapsing of the lies upon which America built its false image of its own military, diplomatic, and policy supremacy:
Polonium
Ania Konieczek talks with two genuine expert analysts about the assassination attempt on the God-Emperor:
Timeo Danaos Et Donna Ferentesโฆ
The good gentlemen of The Duran talk about the Deep State coup now unfolding against Brandon:
The Bald Truth
Brian Berletic of The New Atlas goes over the Western lugenpresseโs headlines, which now admit Ukraine is, in fact, outright LOSING the 404 War:
FFSโฆ the idiot whorenalists who write this crap, could have read any one of about three DOZEN different sites, INCLUDING THIS ONE, which would have told them EXACTLY THE SAME THING, two years ago.
Bad Medicine
Dr. John Campbell compares the deadliness of the Moderna and Pfizer not-vaxxes:
Dr. Suneel Dhand tells you why you should BUST THAT GUT:
And how do you do it? Wellโฆ
Dr. Shawn Baker โ who is an orthopod, but looks like a powerlifter โ sits down and eats a massive steak, while listening to a man on the carnivore diet explain how it works:
Warriors of Faith
Tha Dizzle and Jai Apologetics point out the serious problems with the myth of Koranic preservation:
Dr. Jay Smith from PfanderFilms and Al-Fadi from CIRA International shred through the nonsensical notion of the โperfect preservationโ of the Koran, using nothing more than historical data about the qiraats:
If you do not know what those are โ do not worry, neither do Moose Limbs.
Seriously, they really do not.
If you ask 10 Muzzies what the deal is with the ahruf and the qiraat, they simply have no consistent answers. Their own books muddy the waters severely, and their top scholars have spent CENTURIES puzzling through it all, and have failed utterly to come up with a coherent approach.
Chris At Speakerโs Corner has been having quite a lot of fun recently with pointing out to Muzzies how their own fake religion supports the inspiration, preservation, and authenticity of the Old and New Testaments:
Islam Critiqued ranks the most embarrassing things about MoโLester the Paedophile Profit:
Christian Prince points out to a very shocked Sunni that his own beliefs are every bit as ridiculous as those of the Shiโa that Sunnis love to mock:
Sam Shamoun and Avery from GodLogic Apologetics continue to school and spank Muslims about their own death-cult โ and manage to save one or two along the way, too:
Manly Men of Manliness
Settle into a comfy chair, boys, and listen while Bad Uncle Terrence Popp dissects the assassination attempt on T-Rex:
Joker from Better Bachelor explains how DIEdeology very nearly resulted in the death of a President:
Burn Paedowood to the Ground
Midnightโs Edge references James OโKeefeโs latest expose of the House of the Devil Mouse, which shows they genuinely do want to groom your kids:
At this point, as Cerno stated when speaking with #BasedTucker, anyone who tells you NOT to guard what your children see and read, is a confirmed groomer.
Overlord Dicktor Van Doomcock shows how Disney keeps stacking up the Ls โ they just got hacked, apparently:
Gary from Nerdrotic had to suffer through the finale of The Acolyte, and is questioning his life choices as a result:
The Critical Drinker somehow โ and I still do not comprehend how this is possible โ has a liver, after watching the finale of The Acolyte:
Reading Too Much Into Things
Linkage is good for you:
- The reason behind the Crowdstrike cock-up has now been revealed, and it turns out to have been a patch to a piece of software that is seriously scummy to begin with;
- For those of you who are systems administrators, or sysadmins, no doubt the past three days have been absolutely miserable, and you are certainly not alone in that feeling;
- Unfortunately, it might take several WEEKS to undo fully the damage wrought by the Crowdstrike mess, because of how deeply their software embeds itself in WinDOZE;
- Tarik Cyril Amar tells some home truths about the Turkish President, and how he manages a careful balancing act between NATO and the BRICS;
- Our Polish friends might be interested to get a Russian point of view on the Kaczynski brothers, Lech and Jaroslaw, who have defined their countryโs Russophobic policies for decades;
- Robert Bridge points the finger SQUARELY at the whore-media for inflaming the tensions that resulted in the Trumpsassination attempt;
- A Floriduh Man โ with a rather (((suspicious))) last name โ landed his ass in jail because he wanted to off the God-Emperor AND the new Veep;
- Daniel Greenfield unpacks the Derp Stateโs hand-in-glove campaign with the whore-media to mask Brandonโs extremely obvious and quite painful cognitive decline;
- Evidently, the fastest and most effective way to deter the Secret Squirrels, is to climb on top of a sloped roof, because these asshats literally cannot balance;
- On the other hand, it is possible the Trumpsassination nearly succeeded because the Secret Squirrels were NOT actually present at the event that day;
- The Turducken Plane is in dire need of upgrades to its power plant, because its current engine just is not capable of doing the job;
- The Russians, on the other hand, actually understand how to build airframes and engines to last, which is why they took delivery of a new batch of refurbished MiG-31BM interceptors;
- A Swiss colonel published a very good article in the Donetsk press recently (in Russian, so turn up the translator), about the lies the Western whore-media believe about WWII and the USSR;
- Moving overseas to live in a Mediterranean country might sound like a great idea, but it does come with strings attached โ and many of them are not pleasant;
- Raising a family in PommieBastardLande is becoming nearly impossible, thanks to the insane social engineering policies of both Labour AND Conservative politicians;
- It is not just the Limeys who are struggling โ the same problem holds in Amerikhastan, on an even larger scale, because of the mess the authorities have left behind;
- Alan Lolaev explains โ before Brandon announced his withdrawal from a race that he didnโt win the last time โ how and why the Daemoncrat Party sabotaged him;
- Our Beloved and Dreaded Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) Voxemort the Most Malevolent and Terrible provides an excellent analysis of J. D. Vanceโs SSH ranking;
- Bain Capital actually prefers to hire consultants, rather than i-bankers, and they do have good reasons for that;
- Everyone loves to hate on Gen-Z, and with very good reason โ one of which is that they tend to be terrible managers, because they cannot deal with stress or confrontation;
- Boomers are being forced to confront a not-actually-particularly-difficult-dilemma โ whether to help their kids out now, or to spend all their money, and most of them choose poorly;
And some more from Dawn Pine:
- As if dealing with the consequences of female menstruation was not nasty enough, it turns out, some tampons contain doses of heavy metals, and not the fun kind;
- Have you ever wondered how long people live with their parents, by country? The answers might surprise you โ turns out, the Scandis turn out their kids a lot faster than most;
- Amerikhastan is useless at designing good fighter jets any more โ but it is SPECTACULARLY good at designing bloated, useless wastes of money and spare parts;
- For those of you who remember the TV show, Alf, the kid who starred in it just passed away at the age of 46 โ which is awfully young, anyone got money on the not-vaxx?;
- Most Americans cannot sing their own national anthem, but they should not feel too bad about that, when they watch a (really rather fetching brunette) country singer make a meal of it;
- Long-distance relationships SUCK (trust me, I know all about them), and they suck even more for the (rather ugly) girl who jets off to hang with a dude she met ONCE, and gets stood up;
- A former Fibbie worries that the Trumpsassination might lead to more violence โ GEE, YA THINK, SHERLOCK?!?!?!;
- Drake has been a meme for so long that he may have just forgotten how to handle daily life โ especially when his own crib gets flooded, turning him into ANOTHER meme;
- Look, ladies, when you are visiting Italy, and you see these amazing sculptures, for heavenโs sake, try to keep it in your pants, the rest of us just want to learn and marvel at the history of the place;
- Brolon MuZk is moving the headquarters of both SpaceX and Tesla to Texas, because the laws there are observably less insane than they are in Clownipornia and New York;
- Be careful with your passports, chaps, because even so much as a tiny tea stain might get you barred from a dream vacation;
- Just before Microsoft experienced the biggest cock-up in its corporate history, it laid off its DIE team, and boy are they salty about it โ the rest of us, of course, are chuffed to bits;
- Your โpoosy passโ of the day comes via an actually quite unattractive woman who tried to lie her way out of a ticket, and then blamed stress for her own stupidity;
MUH RUSHIAN KAHLOOOOOOOZHUN!!!
The Neo-Tsar showed just how different he is from most Western leaders, by driving a Lada on his own down the last stretch of a major new highway linking the two biggest cities in Russia:
HALO Nation
Slayergod Remy aka MintBlitz does his thing, while revelling in the fact that the HALO โSilver Timelineโ TV show is now officially SCRAPPED:
About bloody time. I have never watched a single episode of that show, and now I never will. To me, that show is an utter betrayal of everything that made HALO so great in the first place.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
PancreasNoWork talks about the merits of each major faction within the 40K universe:
Oh No! Anywayโฆ
Wazzocks gonna wazzock:
Comedy Hour
Here is one from The Male Brain:
And some more comedy:
Meme Warfare
We begin with some dank memes from The Male Brain:
And now, as LRFotS RobertW likes to say:
Animal Planet
Your aminules are adorkable moment of the week:
And also your animals are absolute DICKS moment of the week, to balance things out:
REPS FOR JESUS!!!
Gym beast props this week go to the living legend, the one and only John Haack:
This dude literally deadlifts most peopleโs TOTALS. Unbelievable. MAD RESPECT.
Ass-Kicking of the Eight Limbs
They See Me Rollinโ…
Palate Cleansers
Knives Out
Drumlines
Guitar Heroics
MOAR DAKKA!!!
Mighty Wings
Jump-Starts
DAMN, sheโs good. Pity her taste in music is ass.
Gingervitis Injections
Livinโ in the Land of the Metal Gods
Rock Out With Your Glock Out
Thot Shots
Finally, here is your Instathot for the start of the week. This here is Alyssa Kulani, age 24 from Canuckistan. She is some sort of TikTokist, Instahammer, and general influenza. Donโt worry if you do not have the first clue what any of that means โ neither does anyone else above the age of about 20.
OK, boys, back to work now.
2 Comments
A cornucopia of videos and memes. I particularly appreciate the plethora of Alf memes. “GandALF”—ROFL!
surely you meant “rALFl”?