Seeing as it’s just before July 4th, and that is a Very Special Day for the Yankees among us, I shall open with a greeting to our heathen rebel colonial friends over in Amerikhastan, who will celebrate the 247th anniversary of their rebellion against the lawful and Godly sovereignty of the Crown tomorrow. (I simply cannot bring myself to write, “the King”, because the current doofus on the throne is too ridiculous even for me, a relatively staunch monarchist, to tolerate. I have little hope that his offspring will be very much better, to be honest.)
All jokes aside, I do wish my American friends a very happy independence day. I spent many good years in America, and I have a great fondness for both the country and its people – though I am utterly horrified by what it has become in the last 3 years or so, and have absolutely no desire to live there ever again, now.
Seeing as it is Independence Day tomorrow, it is important to remember exactly why America rebelled and broke away from the yoke of the British Empire. If you actually read the Declaration of Independence, and you look at what the Crown imposed upon the colonials, you will be shocked to realise that their complaints seem like penny-ante stuff, compared to what Americans endure like uncomplaining sheep today.
There is a great deal of mythology and nonsense surrounding the origins of the American War of Independence. If you believe just the American mythos, you will conclude that just about everyone in the original 13 colonies supported independence, and everyone in Britain opposed it.
That is simply not true, at all. In fact, about two thirds of the colonials supported independence, and a full third, perhaps more, supported the loyalist cause. Americans, having singularly failed to learn history properly – not the readership of this site, obviously, because you wouldn’t be here if you were not of the inquisitive sort – simply do not realise that, among the British population, the proportions were almost exactly the same.
About two-thirds of the British people wanted to let the Americans have their independence. Yes, really. They actually had a very great deal of sympathy for what they saw as their cousins and brothers.
That affinity helps explain why, when the British Empire eventually receded out of view, their American progeny – as they were back then, even as little as 80 years ago – were able to step into the void with almost no effort. It was a natural transition from one great empire to another.
I am an unashamed Anglophile, and as such, I regard the creation of “the Anglosphere” as the happiest geopolitical alignment of all time. It has generated immense benefits and saving graces for the entire world.
But, somewhere in the past 30 years, the Anglosphere turned into the Analsphere – an Evil Empire dedicated to GloboHomoPaedoPharisatanry, mandatory buttsecks, and kiddie-fiddling. The rest of the world rightly recoils in utter horror, and wants nothing to do with it.Those nations are rising, and the Analsphere is falling. When – not if – it finally collapses, its death will be unmourned by those BILLIONS who simply want to be left the hell ALONE to live as they see fit.
That is not to say the rest of the world is a great place. It isn’t. Wakandans alternate between chimp-outs and mass slaughter of each other. The Latins can’t figure out how to get much beyond coffee and cocaine. The Arabs… well, the less said about them, the better, really. Asia kind-of-sort-of has it figured out, but they have their own serious hang-ups and problems.
There is an old joke, that goes something like this:
“God created two Federal republics – Switzerland, to show everyone else how it is done, and the United States of America, as a warning to everyone else.”
Given what is now transpiring in the FUSA, that increasingly looks like dark humour.
So, happy treason day to my friends over in the colonies. God bless you and the richness of your beautiful land – I mean that with all sincerity. And, while you are barbecuing with your families and friends, and drinking that awful frozen horse-piss that you Americans insist on calling “beer”, may I urge you to reflect upon what once was, and what you have lost – so that someday, you might find it and build it anew.
The Mighty God-Emperor
His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, appeared at a campaign rally in South Carolina, with the sackless closeted homo, Lindsey Graham – and the latter got quite literally booed off the stage:
Oh, but wait, it gets funnier. Trump then proceeded to troll the SHIT out of Graham during his own speech:
Graham is a very-low-SSH Gamma – almost certainly a homo, actually. This means he will be absolutely SEETHING inside at the brutal put-downs of not merely an Alpha, but an Ur-Alpha, and especially so after his public humiliation by his home crowd.
That also makes him extremely dangerous. A scorned Gamma is a vengeful Gamma, and in that mode, they become dangerous to themselves and others when they inevitably go into a Gamma meltdown temper tantrum.
#BasedTucker is Based
Dawn of Battle
The Male Brain has lots to keep our minds off the work week – not, of course, that our American friends are doing much work at all, since it is a VERY long weekend for many of them. Nonetheless, if any of you lot are/were silly enough to go to a movie theatre, Cracked explains why they are such a rip-off:
Sticking to the theme of being honest about rip-offs, Lando Kalriz looks at the latest must-have useless doodad from Apple:
Has any Christian yet twigged onto the fact that the Apple corporate logo is LITERALLY a celebration of original sin? Jus’ sayin’.
Big Think explains the different levels of genius:
Productivity Guy unpacks Hanlon’s Razor for you, and it is a very useful heuristic:
johnbcrist brings Boss Baby to life:
Poli-ticking Off
Mark Dice provides a serious, sober, detailed explanation of how the Military-Media-Industrial-Congressional-Complex (MMICC) all works in concert:
The dynamic duo over at Redacted did a superb interview with Dr. Peter McCullough about the systemic corruption of the CDC:
They also did another really outstanding one with Dr. Pierre Kory, which you can find toward the end of their last livestream, here – you’ll want to fast-forward to about the 1:34:00 mark.
Jackson Hinkle analyses a short video of Russian YOOT during the annual “Red Sails” event in St. Petersburg, when graduates of the naval academy there throw a big-ass party:
As you can see – no fatties, uggos, blue-hairs; very few piercings or tattoos; the girls are almost all slender, young, beautiful, and very well-dressed; and, above all, the youth of Russia are DEEPLY patriotic.
Russia today is what America SHOULD HAVE BEEN.
Ironic, is it not?
Lord Razor of the Fist Clan points out the strategery behind what the MMICC is trying to do, by distracting you with the whole TitanFall thing:
PJW tries to figure out what the heck is happening in France:
It’s pretty straightforward, actually. I intensely dislike the police in general, but even I have to admit that, when the French gendarmerie claim they are fighting a war for civilisation, they are absolutely correct. Watching Dindus, Arabs, and Muzzies chimp out in the streets of French cities should have been a wake-up call over a DECADE ago for the Frogs, but they have let things get way out of hand.
ะะตะด ะกะฒะฐัะปะธะฒัะน ะะพะฒะพัะธั!
Grandpa Grumpuss grumps, grumpily, about the harsh realities of logistics:
Itโs All Greek To Us
The good gentlemen of The Duran do a bang-up job of analysis the Neo-Tsar’s post-putsch speech:
The Bald Truth
Brian Berletic of The New Atlas did a great livestream with Garland Nixon about the GloboHomoPaedoPharisatanist Clown World war against human civilisation:
Rulings from the Bench
Judge Nap has had an extremely busy week, with his usual superb lineup of guest talking heads. We start, as always, with Col. Douglas Macgregor – when DA KERNEL speaks, we all listen, attentively:
I’m not a big fan of LTC Tony Shaffer‘s takes on the Neo-Tsar – actually, I think he’s full of it when discussing Russian politicians – but he does have some useful things to offer nonetheless:
Maj. ScottRitter stops by to do his signature ranting about, among other things, the sheer idiocy of Jack Devine – who is a blithering idiot, let’s be clear about that:
The Judge also did a very special twofer with both Ray McGovern and Larry Johnson:
And their colleague, Dr. Phil Giraldi, also stopped by to offer some typically cogent and thoughtful analysis:
Here’s British former diplomat Alistair Crooke offering up the man-on-the-street sort of perspective on the Clown War:
Bad Medicine
Dr. Suneel Dhand tells you the TROOF about doctors:
I agree entirely. I have completely lost faith in the medical profession since 2020 – and my grandfather was a doctor, my aunt is a doctor, and several of my relatives and closest friends are doctors.
Dr. Mobeen Syed discusses how to handle Long Convid (whatever that actually is) with Dr. J. P. Saleeby:
Warriors of Faith
Tha Dizzle, and his friends Apostate Prophet and Godlogic cannot stop laughing at the sheer idiocy of Izzlamists:
The argument from “scientific miracles” in the Koran has been thoroughly debunked, and even the most obstinate Izzlamist dawahgandists are being forced to admit it. This is because the Koran is provably a scientific DISASTER.
Their replacement for that “argument”, though, is so monumentally stupid that you actually have to hear Ali Dawah discuss it in his ridiculous little-girl voice – otherwise, you will not be able to comprehend the sheer depths of their idiocy.
Dr. Jay Smith from PfanderFilms explains how Hatun Tash, the Lioness of London, completely DESTROYED the myth of the one-and-only-incorruptible-and-unchanged Koran, simply by standing up and showing all of the various Koran variants, in Arabic, at Speaker’s Corner back in 2016 – and the terrible price she paid for her efforts:
Al-Fadi from CIRA International talks with Dan Gibson, who destroyed the myth that Mecca was always the direction of prayer for Muslims after the hijra, using nothing more than (quite powerful) mathematics:
An Orthodox priest tells the absolute truth about “pride” month:
Manly Men of Manliness
Terrence Popp is in a mood to tell serious ghost stories:
Burn Paedowood to the Ground
Midnight’s Edge notes a serious own-goal on the part of the makers of – I kid you not – the Barbie movie:
Overlord Dicktor Van Doomcock thinks Queen Karen Kennedy got utterly humiliated on-stage by none other than Steven Spielberg himself, and for once, I have to agree with him:
Gary from Nerdrotic notes The Flash is a colossal FLOP:
How do you f**k up The Flashpoint Paradox storyline?!?!?! The animated film, released back in 2013, was fantastic. Yet, that is precisely what DC has done now.
The Drinker watched Indiana Jones 5, whatever the hell it’s actually called, and notes that he – like literally everyone else who thought this would belly-flop like an obese kid into a shallow pool – was absolutely correct:
There were only ever THREE Indiana Jones films, and the third one was the best of the bunch. (Because, as it turns out, Indy himself is completely incidental to the plot of the first, if you think about it carefully.) END. OF. DISCUSSION.
Reading Too Much Into Things
Your “Science is F***ING WEIRD” moment of the week
Your long read of the week is by a chap who calls himself Jung-Freud, and he claims to be an atheist who finds high-church irratheists like Richard Dawkins to be idiotic assholes (“ignoranuses”, if you will):
The theory of evolution may be elegant as a model in a textbook, but its practice in reality has been most brutal and horrific. We may wonder at the beauty of nature, but what we consider to be โbeautyโ is really a range of survival mechanisms that were developed over eons via natural selection that weeded out so many โinnocentโ organisms in brutal ways. Just watch any nature program, and these non-religious animals are murdering and slaughtering each other to no end. Animals evolved to survive because the natural environment was so unforgiving. In other words, evolution has been brutally genocidal toward countless species over the eons.
Evolution led to the rise of all kinds of germs that wiped out entire species. It has been pestilential. Also, the uncaring godless universe sent asteroids to smash into planets and wipe out in an instant entire species that had evolved over millions of years. That is the godless world of the laws of nature and evolution. Look at chimp behavior. They bite off each otherโs penises and balls. Look how big cats kill wild pigs. Look how polar bears butcher seals and their cubs. Look how sharks maim turtles. Look how volcanoes and forest fires burn millions of animals to death. And mankind, with or without God, has been pretty miserable. Look at the US policy toward Iran and Palestinians. Has Jewish behavior gotten better without God? Secular Jews gave us communist mass-killings and Neocon wars. Were Japanese less cruel because they didnโt believe in the Jewish God? Look at their behavior in World War II. Is secular globalism and open borders the way of peace and justice? They are filling the West with savage jungle-jivers from Africa who are bound to turn Europe into New Africa.
Also, when most people lose religion, do they become rational and sane, or do they adopt a quasi-religion because itโs human nature to seek spirituality? Look at the โclimate changeโ faith. Global Warming may be real, but for many people itโs simply a replacement faith. When Western folks lost God, many more of them took up neo-idolatry of celebrity-worship, drugs, and debauchery than commitment to reason and science, the domain of those with high IQ.
Steven Pinker says the world is getting better and better, but what will happen when tons of black Africans turn Europe into jungle-land? The effect will be worse than WWI and WWII combined. As long as Europe was still inhabited by Europeans, it recovered from both WWI and WWII in no time. But with blacks taking over Europe, it will turn into one big Detroit forever. This should be so obvious to any secular and rational person who cares about facts(that are race-ist), but Dawkins has a quasi-religious blind-spot of his own: Political Correctness and โanti-racismโ as the new catechism. Not unlike religious bigots with their holier-than-thou sanctimony, the โwokeโ types are so theatrical and rapturous with their holy-shmoly โanti-racismโ when, in fact, the reality of race is so obvious and the black threat to the West is so dire.
Dawkins says God is sadomasochistic, but this goes for Dawkins and his ilk too. Theyโre oh-so masochistic with โwhite guiltโ BS. Oh boo hoo, they must atone for their history of โantisemitismโ and โracismโ. But as GOOD WHITE PEOPLE SAVED BY PC, they sadistically love to bully other whites who refuse to kneel at the altar of White Guilt and debase themselves like a bunch of worthless cucks.
In this, Dawkins is very much like the religious people he abuses. Just like the Christian confession of guilt also serves as the reason for moral superiority, Dawkins bleats about โracismโ but that very bleating fills him with the moral pride and arrogance to stick it to others.
Let’s be clear about this: atheism is just another religion, but it is actually considerably LESS rational and MORE superstitious than even modern Hinduism. It has far LESS of a scientific and archaeological basis than even Talmudic Judaism does. And its core tenets simply do not stand up to actual scrutiny.
The “Theory” of Evolution is precisely that – in fact, it is not even a particularly good theory, because Darwin’s original theory of evolution by natural selection has now become the Theory of Evolution by (Probably) Natural Selection, Biological Mutation, Genetic Drift, Sexual Selection, and Gene Flow (TE(p)NSBMGDSSaGF).
When you have to add that many epicycles and modifications and wherebys and heretofores to a theory to make it stick, you probably have a lemon on your hands.
Linkage is good for you:
- Prof. Sergei Karaganov writes a follow-up to his much-discussed and hotly-debated piece about how Russia should adopt a first-strike doctrine for the use of nuclear weapons – I don’t agree with much of it, but it’s a good read;
- Vladislav Ugolny does a comprehensive breakdown of the reasons why the Khlearly Khatastrophic Khreat Khokholite Khumvee Khounteroffensive has khollapsed so khompletely;
- Hey, quick quiz for you! Which country in Europe is the ONLY one to experience dropping food prices now? If you guessed “RUSSIA”, then you win a prize;
- Kristina Sizhova analyses the short- and long-term implications of the abortive, and aborted, Wagner putsch;
- Current and former US military members are telling their families and friends NOT to enlist, for entirely unsurprising reasons, and you really cannot blame them, given how wokeified the whole thing has become;
- A janitor opened up a refrigerator and ended up ruining about 20 years’ worth of scientific research – if you don’t find this story gut-bustingly funny when you read the details, you and I can’t be friends;
- Robert Weissberg pens an interesting piece about how #BasedTucker acted like a sort of “fan-dancer” back during his days on FAUX Noose;
- Cancer rates in young people have been rising for a decade, so it’s not just the not-vaxx causing problems, but that abomination certainly didn’t help matters;
- A celebrity TV chef, who is apparently quite good at cooking, has straight-up BizANNED vegans from his restaurant, to which I can only say: BANZAI!!!!;
- Princess Caringslut over in Amerikhastan has managed the nearly impossible – she’s pissed off the very executives who paid her and her whiny ginger-haired toff husband a bloody fortune to do, essentially, nothing;
- Your “bitches be crazy” moment of the week – a female Army dentist stalked an SAS BAMF online, and harassed his gazillionaire girlfriend, to boot;
- Your “virgin whore” moment of the week – an OnlyFools model wants to undergo hymen reconstruction surgery to pretend like she’s a virgin again, which has to be this week’s comedy piece;
And some more from Dawn Pine:
- Depending on how you feel about the Terminator franchise, this story about a woman who lost two limbs, from arguments with two separate trains, and now has a mind-reading bionic arm, is either awesome or terrifying;
- If you’ve ever wanted to watch a pasty-faced android-looking nerd face off against a mid-fifties fat bloke who can’t keep his pecker in his pants, fighting in a cage match, well, your dreams will come true soon;
- In a moment rich with irony, a Harvard social “scientist” who specialises in “honesty studies”, turned out to be falsifying a bunch of her own data;
- The Taliban claim their approach to treating women with “exalted respect” (by birching them in public if they show any skin whatsoever), is leading to an improved quality of life;
- If you can sneak a pocket projector past airport security onto a budget airlines flight, you too can enjoy your very own in-flight entertainment, free of charge;
- Someone with FAR too much time on his hands has decided to create a WinDOZE 3.1 version of ChatGPT, which is every bit as bonkers as you might think;
- In one of the more weird things ever witnessed in female athletics, a shot-putter had to run the hurdles, which went about as well as you might expect – but, kudos to her for having the lady-balls to do it;
- Did you buy a Google Pixel Fold device recently? You are going to feel a right nitwit after you read this rather sad missive, about how the reviewer’s fondleslab died after just FOUR DAYS;
- From the Israeli perspective, the Biden Maladministration’s efforts to “talk” to Iran, probably do look very much like an effort to contain Israel itself – though that’s not how the rest of the world sees things;
- The Scandicuck Swedes have somehow managed to the balls and spine to tolerate Koran-burnings, though this has caused no end of problems with Turkiye and their bid for NATO membership;
- Another day, another scamdemic scare – apparently, there is another Coof-like virus that has spilled over to humans, so if you had “new fake disease scare” in the Doomsday Apocalypse Bingo Pool for July 2023, well, you just won BIGLY;
- Remember when you could go to science classes in school and NOT be taught a load of propaganda? Yeah, I miss those days too – but a Texas professor is suing his former employers for firing him for saying there are only two sexes;
MUH RUSHIAN KAHLOOOOOZHUN!!!
The Neo-Tsar is more popular than ever in Russia, as his recent walkabout in the Dagestani city of Derbent proves beyond any doubt:
In the wake of the failed Prigozhin mutiny, he had some plain words for the nation:
HALO Nation
Let’s watch slayergod Remy aka Mint Blitz do his thing, while pointing out the possibly grim realities for HALO Infinite‘s future:
It actually doesn’t sound that bad, but there is no question that Microsoft has SEVERELY mishandled the brand IP and cachet for HALO. No doubt about it.
That’s Not Gone Well…
Wazzocks gonna wazzock:
Comedy hour:
Meme Warfare
Animal Planet
Your aminules are adorkable moment of the week:
And also your animals are absolute DICKS moment of the week, to balance things out:
The Lords of Steel
Gym beast props this week go to Graham Hicks:
Ass-Kicking of the Eight Limbs
They See Me Rollin’…
Palate Cleansers
Jump-Starts
Gingervitis Injections
See also – Ana Saia, the redhead Latina, who is actually very funny:
Livin’ in the Land of the Metal Gods
Rock Out With Your Glock Out
Hot Totty
And here is the Instathot of the week to get the Independence Day party started. This is Theadora from the UK, which is rather fitting, since our heathen rebel colonist friends broke away from PommieBastardLande and rebelled against the lawful and Godly sovereignty of the Crown. Unfortunately, she doesn’t exactly do much credit to what used to be the glorious British Empire, but hey, it’s a Monday, we do the best we can.
OK, that’s it, back to work now.
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The holiday is called Independence Day, not the 4th of July. Astounding how many Americans, even those born here, get that wrong.
I hope Elon and Zuck do fight, and I hope they beat the ever living fuck out of each other. But seeing how everything is fake and gay now, we’ll likely get a reenactment of the Jesus-Satan fight from South Park.