Ugh. Monday again. That weekend DEFINITELY went by way too fast. Admittedly, given how atrocious the weather was this weekend, I can’t say I’m complaining too much. Going to the gym on Saturday to do my kickboxing workout, I wondered why I’d even bothered to take a cold shower that morning – I got a VERY cold shower for 15 minutes straight.

In any event, here we are, it’s Monday, and it sucks, so let’s try to make it a bit less miserable through another Great Mondaydact Browser Killer.

This week is all about MUH RUSSIA!!! – take 25, or whatever version of this nonsense we’re up to at this point.

I’ve been saying for, quite literally, YEARS, that the most insane kind of stupidity is to go to war with Russia on its own borders – or, worse even still, invading Russia at this time of year:

1. Regular stupid – e.g., blowing $1.7 TRILLION and counting on the totally useless Joint Strike Flying Piano/turducken plane;
2. Really, really, REALLY stupid – e.g., invading Iraq over non-existent WMDs and then pretending that it was a good idea;
3. Invading Russia in winter stupid – self-explanatory, really;

And yet, that is exactly what the neoclowns among the Western elites are trying to do.

It is vitally important to remember a few basic facts about the whole situation between Russia and Ukraine.

First, Ukraine is not, in and of itself, an actual country. It is a Frankensteinian artificial creation stitched together out of parts of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth, old Russia, and the Austro-Hungarian Empire. That is why Ukrainian, as a language, is actually closer, linguistically speaking, to Polish than it is to Russian.

(Take it from me – I can read and write, albeit badly, in Cyrillic, and I can speak and understand Russian at an approximately conversational level. And I barely understand Ukrainian, even at the most rudimentary level.)

Second, the Russians and Ukrainians know full well that Ukraine cannot stop the Russians if they really want to invade. Neither can NATO. NOTHING AND NO ONE can stop Russia from marching in and doing whatever it wants to the Ukies, short of using nukes.

The Russians have not invaded yet because THEY DO NOT WANT TO. Invading Ukraine’s Donetsk and Lugansk regions – I insist on using the Russian spelling, since that is what I speak and read – brings nothing to Russia other than grief and expense. But carving up Ukraine like that would also rob the Ukies of the majority of their coal reserves, which they desperately need.

Ukraine has nothing that Russia wants or needs. It is a corrupt, bankrupt dead end of a country, whose people have been betrayed repeatedly by their leaders for over 30 years. Ukraine desperately needs the gas transit fee revenues that Russia still pays them, even now, but without those revenues, their country will collapse.

Russia’s restraint is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of stoicism and STRENGTH. And Russia is not the prostrate, weak, broken, vanquished enemy that it was after the Cold War. Today’s Russia is a moderately conservative, majority Christian, pretty liberal (in the good sense of the word) market economy with a modernised, technologically advanced, battle-hardened, experienced, and capable military.

War with such a country would be idiotic and insane. Which is exactly why the neoclowns, who lack any and all sense of intelligence and moral responsibility, are pushing for it.

So let us remind ourselves what is likely to happen if the West goes to war with the Russians over their own borders – which they are rightly, justly, and legitimately attempting to defend:

Napoleon’s dreams of a pan-European empire led him to invade Russia in winter. He very nearly took Moscow – and failed. And look at what happened to him after that. Look at what happened to France, and then Europe.

If you want that repeated in the West, good luck, then, because that will mean the utter destruction of the USSA and EUSSR in very short order.

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The Male Brain reckons that we definitely need some decent snarky comedy to get us off to a decent start on this most depressing day. It’s been a few weeks since we featured these two characters – we start with some Ryan George skits:

And now, the always excellt JP Sears:

If you’ve ever wanted to annoy your family by challenging their preconceived notions about history, this video from Sam O’Nella Academy is right up your alley:

Dawn Pine most assuredly will use some of those at his next family dinner, as he put it.

And yes, the IRON MAIDEN reference at the 4min mark is MOST excellent.

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Mark Dice is literally choking on schadenfreude in the wake of Jeff Zucker‘s ignominious departure from the Clown News Network:

It says a lot for just how badly Mark DIce has owned CNN’s resident doughboy, Brian Stelter, that every single time I listen to the court eunuch at CNN talk, I hear Mark’s voice-over impression of him in my head.

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Bill Whittle reckons that the Canadian Trucker Freedom Convoy might just be the start of a wider, much-deserved, long-overdue, rebellion against the powers-that-be:

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Paul Ramsey has no mercy for Prime Minister Justine Bieber Truvada of Canuckistan:

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PJW points out that Fake Pope is fake:

To my Catholic friends and readers – how, exactly, can you take the Catholic doctrine of Papal Infallibility seriously, given the pronouncements that come out of Bergoglio’s mouth?

And, yes, I am aware, the doctrine of Papal Infallibility, from Vatican I, actually has some fairly strict criteria:

1. The pronouncement must be made by the official successor to Peter;
2. The subject matter must be in the area of faith and morals;
3. The Pope must be speaking ex cathedra, i.e. from the Throne of St. Peter, to bind the entire Catholic Church to a single doctrine;

I invite Catholics to attempt to defend the Fake Pope’s moral teachings, particularly with respect to “dangerous” nationalism and his refusal to judge homosexuals as perverted sinners, on the basis of the points above.

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The lovely and charming Dr. Sam Bailey reckons that the Coof is nothing much more than a mass freakout:

I respectfully disagree with her, and her husband, about this. I completely agree with them that the existence of this “novel coronavirus” has NEVER been proven conclusively – the virus itself has never been purified, isolated, or replicated, and we have NO electron microscope images that prove, beyond any reasonable doubt, the existence of this thing.

And yet, I got quite sick with exactly the same symptoms as the Coof last year. Multiple people that I know, who are every bit as sceptical of the current narrative as I am, and every bit as opposed to the stupid Clot Shots, fell very ill for about 10 days with exactly the same symptoms as I had, in a completely different geographical location, over 5 months after I did.

This disease is NOT all in our minds, all in our heads. It is real. And it is dangerous – to a VERY SPECIFIC AND LIMITED part of the population.

The explanation that I see as most likely, is that this weird Coof nonsense is basically just a mutated strain of the flu. Which is why the clot-shots are aimed at producing immunity against a spike protein that creates symptoms similar to the ones produced by the disease – but the shots are not derived from the disease itself.

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Lord Razor of the Fist Clan knows that his days on TEH YOOTOOBZ are numbered:

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The Dizzle is having a whale of a time mocking the most ridiculous of the dawahgandists and Izzlamist sheikhs:

And that, my friend, is how you know Izzlam is a completely ridiculous and false religion.

Mark my words, brothers – Islam is collapsing before our eyes. Because of teh innarwebz, people are finally able to read and understand what the core texts of the Great Heresy actually say, and they are disgusted and appalled by what they find, because it is so plainly absurd and ridiculous.

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Dr. Jay Smith from PfanderFilms, and his good friend Odon Lafontaine, continue to unpack the diverse and fascinating origins of the Koran:

The evidence from the past few years has shown very clearly that Islam was NOT a divinely inspired religion from the 7th Century. It was, in fact, a man-made patchwork of many different strands of Gnostic Christian and Reform Judaism heresies, designed to create an Arab national identity in the wake of the collapse of the two great empires of the time, the Byzantines and the Sassanids.

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Al-Fadi from CIRA International and the great Dan Gibson examine the clear evidence from the qiblas – directions of prayer – from the earliest Izzlamic mosques, to show that the Standard Izzlamic Narrative is simply unsupportable:

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Christian Prince absolutely SCHOOLS an Abdool who tried to prove to him that their “prophet”, Child Mo’Lester, made accurate prophecies – and it just gets more hilarious and awesome from there, actually:

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Dr. Frank Turek from Cross Examined has a few hard truths for the Science Uber Alles!!! crowd:

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China Uncensored has some very bad news – for the Fake President’s walking car-crash of a son:

You know, I often talk about what a colossal failure and f**k-up I am, but then I look at Hunter Buy-den, and I feel quite a lot better about myself.

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America Uncovered somehow manages to make a video about universal healthcare in Clownipornia, while focusing on Christina Hendrick‘s epic boobs:

I never quite saw the point of Mad Men, but Christina Hendricks, back in the day, was quite the dish:

Of course, she is neither a natural redhead, nor a “curvy” woman – she’s actually a chunky blonde. I would not go so far as to say that she is fat – that is, in my view, unnecessarily cruel – but she ain’t your typical Instathot, that’s for sure.

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Jared Taylor from American Renaissance notes that, in this corrupt day and age, all you have to do in order to be lionised for a total lack of accomplishment, is to be born with the right private parts and skin colour:

Even by the standards of the Canuckies, that is a serious bit of cuckery.

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Terrence Popp puts aside his asshole persona for a bit to talk about the genuinely heartbreaking situation of Western women in 2022:

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Ryan Kinel cannot contain his glee when watching Gina “Crush” Carano vivisecting those who tried to hound her out of the industry for her (entirely accurate and quite tame) comments about the Holocaust, and yet are giving a race-hustler like Caryn “Whoopi Goldberg” Johnson a pass for her monumentally stupid and totally inaccurate take on the same thing:

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Overlord Dicktor Van Doomcock reckons that the wretched “sequel trilogy” is methodically being destroyed by Jon Favreau and Dave Filoni:

It sure looks that way to me. And well past time, too.

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Gary from Nerdrotic revels in the ongoing collapse of the rebooted G4TV:

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The Drinker reviews Red Notice, and isn’t overly impressed:

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Your “Science is F***ING WEIRD” moment of the week is from Dawn Pine, and concerns something to do with sound production in fish:

Sound production by fishes has been recognized for millennia, but is typically regarded as comparatively rare and thus yet to be integrated into broader concepts of vertebrate evolution. We map the most comprehensive dataset of sound production yet assembled onto a family-level phylogeny of ray-finned fishes (Actinopterygii), a clade containing more than 34,000 extant species. Family-, rather than species-, level analyses allowed broad investigation of sound production mostly based on illustrations of acoustic recordings and morphological specializations (82%) strongly indicative of sound production along with qualitative descriptions (18%), and a conservative estimate of the distribution and ancestry of a character that is likely more widespread than currently known. Compilation of sonic-related morphological characters shows 60 families exhibiting muscles coupled to swim bladder vibration and 39 families that employ movement of skeletal parts against each other, i.e., stridulation. Eighteen of these families, mostly catfishes (13), include individual species exhibiting both mechanisms. The results show that families with soniferous species contain nearly two-thirds of actinopterygian species, including a clade originating circa 155 Ma, and that sound production has independently evolved approximately 33 times within Actinopterygii. Despite the uncertainties of presence-only data records and incomplete evidence of absence, under-sampling species, and assuming family-level conservation of sound production, sensitivity analyses show that these patterns of shared ancestry are robust. In aggregate, these findings offer a new perspective on the ancestry and convergent evolution of sound production among actinopterygians, a clade representing more than half of extant vertebrate species.

Don’t ask me, I’m not a biologist.

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Your long read of the week is by an ex-copper from PommieBastardLande named Kevin Hurley, writing for RT, who has to tie himself into fantastical rhetorical knots in order to get to a blindingly obvious conclusion:

But the final – and undoubtedly the most contentious – common thread is to accept the fact that most of these wicked and heartless grooming gangs are from a specific ethnic minority.

Of late, we have seen more acceptance that most of the offenders are of Asian heritage. But even this is a woke fudge of reality. It is not precise enough to focus resources on, whether that means community interventions or targeted police operations and investigations. Very few dare say that most of the grooming gangs are mainly made up of men of Pakistani heritage. But a look at the countless news stories of convicted offenders confirms that.

In fact, it is possible to be more precise and say a lot are immersed in the culture and religious beliefs to be found in the Mirpur region of Pakistan.

There continues to be a refusal by many in politics, public service, and victim support groups to face this reality. The fear of being called a racist bigot or being accused of stereotyping often results in proactive interventions being misdirected or watered down.

As the police and crime commissioner for Surrey, I once chaired a county community safety meeting and asked the question of the senior public officials present if we had a problem in the county with vulnerable girls being groomed and raped by gangs made up of taxi drivers of Pakistani heritage, as was known to be the case in many cities at that time.

A senior local politician challenged me on using the description of known offenders as being “of Pakistani heritage.” There was a sharp intake of breath on all sides when I went on to say many are from families who originally come from Mirpur in northern Pakistan. No one was prepared to face the facts to address the risks to our vulnerable young girls.

If there was a willingness in many of our cities and towns to engage with the relevant community – whether that means speaking to leaders or visiting mosques – perhaps this issue might be addressed better. But such an approach is too controversial and high risk for public servants and police who seek to keep their jobs or advance their careers.

For many police officers or social workers, dealing with these unfortunate girls is a no-win situation. It can be emotionally upsetting, potentially career threatening, and is just plain hard work.

Let’s cut straight to the heart of the matter:

British girls are being groomed and sexually abused by perverted, disgusting, filthy Muslim predators originating from South Asia, who are following the depraved example of their paedophile “prophet”.

It’s that simple.

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Linkage is good for you:

• Johns Hopkins University just released a major meta-analysis of studies on the lockdowns, and concluded – SURPRISE!!! – that they were totally useless, which of course the f***ing whorenalists resolutely ignored;
• And why didn’t the lamestream presstitutes report on it? Because, of course, the study goes flatly against the Narrative that the (((media))))))) elite wanted to peddle – which is why they should all be IMPALED for treason;
• Speaking of the (((media)))))))))) traitors, some presstitute from Bloomberg News falsely announced that Russia invaded Ukraine, and got absolutely WRECKED by the Russkies as a result;
• Mike Whitney lays out a simple but powerful explanation for what the Neo-Tsar actually wants, which is nothing more, and nothing less, than for Russia to be left the hell ALONE with secure borders;
• Paul Craig Roberts notes the sheer absurdity of the West’s repeated, and incredibly stupid, attempts to provoke the Russian Bear into war over Ukraine;
• The founder of Ethereum is one of the smartest guys you will ever encounter, but even he had a hard time dealing with this weird Shiba Inu “meme coin” thing;
• Here’s a serious pro-tip for all of the wannabe Gamma Secret Kings out there – if you want to lead people, first, lead yourself, and achieve self-mastery, or you WILL fail in leading others;
• Contrary to what Western Jewish academic elites might like you to believe, importing Indians and making them CEOs of Western companies is actually a PROFOUNDLY STUPID idea;
• The great Dr. Ron Paul points out that we are ALL Freedom Truckers now, and right so;
• An artist with a lot of creativity, and far too much free time, figured out how to turn Devil Mouse characters into realistic images of people, which is by turns very cool and VERY creepy;
• For anyone who thinks that Christians like me really hate trannies – you’re wrong, we don’t hate them, we’re just repulsed by them, and we aren’t interested in beheading them, unlike our Muzzie “friends”;
• A very brave French journalist – an ACTUAL JOURNALIST, in FRANCE, of all countries – dared to film the Islamisation of her country, and now has to live under police protection, which tells you quite a lot about the absolute state of Frogland;
• For those of you who are very introverted – like me – understand that you aren’t actually all that weird, and in fact, you have a number of powerful advantages in social situations as a result;

And some more from Dawn Pine:

• When the biggest tech company in the world puts out a “pregnant man” emoji, you know that we’re all doomed – we can’t even define what a man or a woman is, never mind how to run an electricity grid;
• This guy who achieved a Guinness Book of World Records entry for balancing the most spoons in history on his body, has WAY TOO MUCH FREE TIME on his hands;
• AI isn’t anywhere near as smart as we are told it is, even when Google programs it, especially if an AI flags a nearly empty Google Drive file for “copyright infringement”;
• If you’ve ever hefted a bottle of Johnny Walker, you know that Diageo puts an awful lot of glass into their construction – so they’re gonna do something about it;
• Does anyone actually read the syllabus for any given university course? Naturally not, but the fact that they don’t, means that both they and their professors make a major mistake;
• Pro-tip, boys – if your woman threatens to kill herself unless you wife her up, either DUMP HER ASS RIGHT AWAY, or call her bluff and bring the popcorn, along with a video recorder and the emergency services on speed-dial;
• I’m not a big fan of cats – though, for some reason, they generally seem to like me – but how, exactly, someone could mistake a giant Maine Coon Cat for a dog is quite beyond even me;
• A man divorces his bride at their wedding just for playing a provocative song (key word: ARABS);
• Now here’s something interesting – if you are of a mathematical bent, money tends to make you happy (can confirm, but there are far more important things than money, trust me);
• The concept of “asteroid bases” doesn’t seem quite as far-fetched as it used to be;
• Having flown on EasyJet before, I’m not sure that their drive to hire lots of new pilots is actually going to improve customer service – that said, they’re still better, in general, than RyanAir;
• Staying in a 5-star hotel is quite an experience, of course, but there are things that go on behind the scenes that, if you knew about them, would change your views of staying in such places (and also, rich Arabs are degenerates);
• Even The Master was not entirely done with Middle-Earth after he finished The Lord of the Rings, but it’s a real shame that he didn’t get too far with the concept, which sounds REALLY interesting;
• I dunno about you, but I definitely want to know what woolly mammoth steaks taste like – and, thanks to the ingenuity (or stupidity – take your pick) of geneticists, we might just find out one day;
• A company decided to introduce unlimited vacation – and, shockingly, discovered that treating employees like human beings actually motivates them to work better and produce more;
• The most excellent Ilana Mercer notes that the neoclowns have essentially made it impossible to tell the truth about Russia to the powers-that-be, which is why America is hurtling into a war it cannot win;

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The Neo-Tsar states the plainly obvious, in plain and obvious language:

That man is scary and dangerous – but only to those who insist on lying about Russia.

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History lessons of the week:

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Your Great Man of the Week is the legendary, and bloodthirsty, conqueror Tamerlane:

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Jeremy from Geeks + Gamers reckons that the upcoming HALO TV series is going to be a cucked-out feminised slap in the face to all true HALOniacs, and I think he’s right:

And now let’s watch Mint Blitz do his thing:

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Wazzocks gonna wazzock:

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Kitchen Nightmares with the Angry Scot:

That episode is an absolute classic.

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Comedy hour:

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Pics, guns, girls, starting with a thought-provoking one from Dawn Pine:

Onward:

Criticise Jews in public, and watch how fast you lose everything you have. And I say that as someone who actually likes Jews, in general.

This next one may cause you to spew coffee all over your computer:

Actually, Truvada did so much pandering during that trip to India, he actually managed to offend the INDIANS.

Remember how, back during the Obarmy Era, we were told that a “wise Latina” would be a voice for sense and reason and Constitutional fidelity on the Supreme Court?

How’d that work out?

Headlines of the week indicate that this planet is doomed:

Your “Is Our Children Being Educated?” moment of the week:

Your “Heel March” moment of the week:

Where’s Frank Klepacki when we need him?

Your “I Made Him An Offer He Had to Refuse” moment of the week:

Your “Pork Bellies” moment of the week:

Your “Key Word – NEW ZEALAND” moment of the week:

Seriously, just don’t go there.

Your “Fake Poop” moment of the week:

Your “Inquiring Minds” moment of the week:

Your “Political Discourse” moment of the week:

Your “Where Did All the Time Go?!?!” moment of the week:

Your “Neiman Marxists” moment of the week:

These next few are genuinely stomach-churning:

I’m almost too grossed-out to make lunch now.

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Your aminules are adorkable moment of the week:

And also your animals are absolute DICKS moment of the week, to balance things out:

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Gym beast props this week go to Henry “Powerbelly” Craig”, for squatting like 900lbs without a belt!!!:

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Wise Uncle Chael the American Gangster takes on none other than champ-champ Daniel Cormier (albeit pretty mildly):

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His friendly rival, Michael Bisping, on the other hand, has come not to praise Chael, but to bury him:

Chael literally beat 5 different guys in 5 different weight classes, IN ONE NIGHT.

Truly, the American Gangster is the GOAT.

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Jesus loves knockouts:

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Shufflin’ keeps things groovin’ – especially when Boba Fett shows off some of his moves:

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And finally, here’s your Instathot to get the week off to a less horrible start. I’ve tried to class things up somewhat this week – it’s fair to say that last week’s choice likely incorporated material from SEVERAL personal flotation devices in terms of her overall construction. And, inevitably, when you want to get classy, you go Russian.

That’s just the way of it, lads. Theirs is a great and wonderful culture full of beauty and wonders. (Theirs is also a deeply unhealthy society with sky-high divorce rates, rampant alcoholism and depression, and a rather guilt-driven view of Christ and religion. The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away, as it were.)

So – this here is Elena Vaschenko (Елена Ващенко), age 25, from Ekaterinburg. She has featured in Playboy Russia and MAXIM, and it’s not difficult to see why. Judging by this (rather lengthy) interview in Russian, modelling is her passion and profession, and good for her – she’s an attractive young woman who wants to make the most of her looks.

That’s it for this Monday, boys. Get your butts back into your Aeron chairs and get to work – all those homeless bums on the sidewalk aren’t going to be able to cash in their welfare cheques without you.

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