Monday. BLAAARRGH.

As always, though, your friend the Didact is here to make it much better with the Great Mondaydact Browser Crash.

And we start by beating up on everyone’s favourite punching bag – CNNLOL.

You know how I stated pretty bluntly a few days ago that I’m at the point now where I’d be perfectly happy to see most whorenalists and presstitutes get sent straight to the tender embrace of Madame Guillotine?

Guess who would be right up at the front of that line:

Even by the standards of the Clown News Network, that was ridiculous. They couldn’t even do the basic research necessary to figure out whether the Hungarian parliament was actually in session.

I remember watching Christiane Amanpour as a mainline anchor for CNNLOL back when it was still a respected and respectable news outlet back in 1999 during the extremely foolish and ill-advised Kosovo campaign, when – as LTC Tom Kratman so memorably put it – Slick Willy got caught with his cock in a fat chick’s mouth, and tried to get said fat chick off the front pages of the news by bombing the shit out of a bunch of Christian Serbs in defence of Muslim Albanians and Kosovars.

Putting aside the sheer stupidity of that decision – which destroyed the relationship between Russia and the USA and removed any and all hope of eventual Russian integration into NATO and Western Europe – the coverage from CNN International was considerably more balanced than one could reasonably expect. It was still stupidly pro-NATO, but it wasn’t as bad as it would get just a few years later during Gulf War II.

Things have changed a LOT in the twenty years that have since passed. The Clown News Network has become an absolute joke, dependent on its absolute stranglehold over airport and hotel licenses to stay afloat, and no longer capable of reporting the actual news with anything approaching an objective point of view.

Mark my words, and mark them well: CNN is going to go out of business in the next ten years. That’s a bold prediction, but I make it here and now. If I’m still around in ten years, and if any of you are still reading my work, let’s come back to this and see if I was right.

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His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, had a rough week with his rambling comments about “injecting” disinfectant into anything. While it’s pretty clear that he wasn’t being stupid or silly, the lying whorenalists and presstitutes of the never-to-be-sufficiently-cursed (((media))) absolutely crucified him for it.

Never mind that when one of their own, none other than the wife of Fredo Cuomo herself, actually does something FAR DUMBER, the presstitutes keep quiet. And never mind that the RUSSIANS are better at supplying anything resembling even halfway honest journalism these days.

If the God-Emperor ordered the USMC to line up every last whorenalist working for the lying (((media))) in the country and have them SHOT for treason, I’d be in the front row clapping. My hatred for them is that strong at this point.

All that being said, the mighty God-Emperor did have an absolutely EPIC moment when his campaign simply destroyed Nancy Pelosi in an ad:

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#BasedTucker is based:

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Bill Maher probably didn’t expect to get his ass handed to him on his own show when he invited Rep. Dan Crenshaw on as a guest, but that’s what happened:

.@billmaher tries to blame Trump for China Virus — @DanCrenshawTX drops a Truth MOAB on him. pic.twitter.com/KsYXH2h8I0

— Benny (@bennyjohnson) April 18, 2020

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Based Aussies take a hammer to Nancy Antoinette:

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Mark Dice has waaaaay too much fun beating up on the crying weeping Beta male pinata known as Brian Stelter:

Good Lord in Heaven. What kind of a pussy admits to his entire audience on Twatter that he curled up into a ball and wept in his bed?!?!?

That brings to mind this meme:

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Bill Whittle and his buddies have an absolute field day mocking Lardass Crybaby Stelter as well:

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Dave from Blue Collar Logic excoriates the so-called “experts” for lying to us all about the mortality rates of the Chinkflu:

And Jason explains how badly, SPECTACULARLY wrong the models were:

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The Male Brain has been doing his usual good work. We start with a video from Sargon, aka Carl Benjamin, about the really stupid #YouClapForMe movement:

Both Dawn Pine and I found this violently offensive. Speaking for myself, as a foreigner who has lived and worked in the UK, I have absolutely no respect for the notion that immigrants somehow make Britain better or more vibrant. They don’t, and Britons should not be required to celebrate immigrants.

It turns out that the whole NPC meme absolutely is real:

Here’s the article in question that sparked off that video.

And now for a John Stossel video about the huge overreaction over the Kung Flu:

Dawn Pine is evidently a fan of Bearing as well – and our ursine friend has one doozy of a story to tell this week:

Polyamoury doesn’t work?!?! What a shock! Bring a barf bag when you watch that, by the way. It’s just disgusting.

Moving on along – ow do you break the spirit of a nation?

I am not in the least bit surprised that the British police are overreaching their authority so severely. The British nation has long since ceased to exist. The English, Welsh, Scottish, and Irish nations are still quite alive and well – but the fracturing of social trust and the erosion of respect for authority is due very largely to mass immigration. And the increasing authoritarianism and militant nature of the police is a direct reaction to that breakdown of trust.

Things are going to get very, very bad in the UK before much longer. People are already refusing to obey lockdown orders and violating them en masse – and bloody good for them.

If you want people to trust you, DON’T DO THESE THINGS:

The fact that it was Bill Gates and his bloated monstrosity of a company that inflicted the horrors of Windows ME, Vista, and 8 upon all of us MIGHT have something to do with people’s hatred of him, too, y’know.

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President Camacho has traveled back in time from 2505 to teach us all basic economics – and his lessons perfectly suit the situation in April 2020:

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China Uncensored asks and answers the question of why the ChiComs covered up their own idiocy and ineptitude with respect to their handling of the Kung Flu:

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Somewhat related – believe it or not, it could be that the ChiComs have a problem with Fake News in their country too:

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I’m not a big fan of Steven Crowder’s work – I find him to be too nasal and snarky – but his takedown of Alexandria Occasional-Cortex was pretty spectacular:

The ONLY good thing about that woman is her rack. And to get anywhere near it, you have to get past her teeth and her ridiculous baby voice.

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Paul Ramsey hits the nail on the head with this one:

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Jared Taylor from American Renaissance looks at the ways in which white self-flagellation and guilt have become institutionalised:

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Terrence Popp wonders whether the very liberty that he fought and bled to preserve for so long, has now been tossed out by the colossal overreaction to the Kung Flu:

He and Blake also created an absolutely BRUTAL takedown of the silly “we can have it all!!!” lie that women so readily believe:

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El Razorfist gives his take on the comic industry crash:

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Midnight’s Edge reports on the collapse of the once extraordinarily lucrative STAR WARS merchandising product lines:

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Overlord Dicktor Van Doomcock looks at the same issue of collapsing merchandise sale for the STAR WARS franchise:

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Gary from Nerdrotic is every bit as annoyed as his friends about the latest iteration of the Devil Mouse Wars franchise, which is evidently being written by a woman with about the same level of intelligence and vocabulary as a bowl of soup:

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The Drinker tried out the Resident Evil 3 remake, and was extremely unimpressed:

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The original ending for Terminator Salvation was much, much darker than the one that we actually saw back in 2009. But it’s a distinct possibility that the franchise would have become a lot better if that original dark finale had been used:

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Your “Science is F***ING WEIRD” moment of the week:

An extremely rare close call between a red giant star and a black hole has been captured by powerful NASA and ESA tech, revealing a key chapter in a cosmic saga that will likely continue for a trillion years.

The fatal celestial event is unfolding in the galaxy GSN 069 – about 250 million light years away from Earth. The black hole in question is roughly 400,000 times the mass of the sun, making it small by supermassive black hole standards, but still terrifying in scale.

Meanwhile, the red giant, caught in the black hole’s gravitational pull, had its outer layers of hydrogen stripped away, leaving only the core of the star – the white dwarf – behind to reveal its narrow escape to us here on Earth through bursts of x-rays.

“In my interpretation of the x-ray data the white dwarf survived, but it did not escape,” said Andrew King of the University of Leicester in the UK, who studied the data from the ESA and NASA. “It is now caught in an elliptical orbit around the black hole, making one trip around about once every nine hours.”

In other words, the remaining white dwarf orbits its attacker three times daily, as the black hole strips layers away whenever the star comes too close.

Every time the black hole tears away more matter from the star, it releases a burst of x-rays visible by NASA’s Chandra X-ray Observatory and the ESA’s XMM-Newton. In space, no one can hear you scream – they can just observe your demise from 250 million light years away.

The researchers are also anticipating the release of gravitational waves by the black hole and white dwarf as they continue their dance of death. Even though the star’s loss of mass will cause its orbit to round out and expand, scientists predict only one outcome: certain doom.

“It will try hard to get away, but there is no escape. The black hole will eat it more and more slowly, but never stop,” said King. “In principle, this loss of mass would continue until and even after the white dwarf dwindled down to the mass of Jupiter, in about a trillion years. This would be a remarkably slow and convoluted way for the universe to make a planet!”

Scientists have documented countless instances of black holes tearing stars to shreds, and surveyed the grim aftermath, but there have been very few tales of semi-survival such as this one.

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Your long read of the week concerns the magisterial second volume of David Irving’s Churchill’s War

Hitler did not start World War II. England and France launched World War II with a declaration of war against Germany. Hitler did not want a war with Britain and France and tried to avoid it and then end it with a peace agreement very favorable to Britain and France. Hitler regarded the British Empire as essential to the survival of European dominance. He promised Churchill in exchange for an end of hostilities that Germany would defend the British Empire with the German military anywhere in the world that it was in jeopardy. Hitler left a large part of France and French North Africa unoccupied. He left the French fleet in French hands.

Hitler’s aim was to restore the integrity of the German nation which had been torn apart and distributed to Czechoslovakia, Poland, Denmark, and France by the Versailles Treaty which had been forced on Germany after World War I by a policy of starvation. Germans in the territories turned over to Czechoslovakia and Poland were being persecuted and murdered. Hitler had no choice but to do something about it. He recovered German territory from France, Czechoslovakia, and Denmark without war.

The same outcome was likely in Poland except the British interfered. The British gave the Polish military dictatorship a “guarantee” to come to Poland’s aid if Poland refused Hitler’s demands. Consequently, the Polish dictatorship broke off negotiations with Germany. Germany and the Soviet Union then split Poland between them.

The guarantee compelled “British honor” to declare war on Germany—but not on the Soviet Union—and the hapless French were pulled along.

The British relied on the “powerful French military” and sent an expeditionary force which was promptly trapped at Dunkirk where Hitler let them go, thinking that an act of magnanimity and his refusal to humiliate the British would bring an end to the conflict. However, Churchill kept Hitler’s overly generous peace terms from the British people and from Parliament. Churchill had wanted war and had worked hard for one and now that he had power and a chance to repeat the military leadership of his great ancestor, the Duke of Marlborough, he was determined to keep his war.

With Hitler in control of Europe, Churchill began working harder to get the US into the war. All along the way President Roosevelt had given Churchill war encouragement but without promising any definite course of action from America. Roosevelt wanted Britain at war. He knew it would bankrupt the British and place them economically in Washington’s hands, which would permit the US to break up the British system of trade preferences that allowed Britain to control world trade, destroy the British Empire, dethrone the British pound and replace it with the dollar. Roosevelt was an enemy of empire except America’s own. From FDR’s standpoint, World War II was an attack by the US on British trade preferences that were the backbone of the British Empire.

So Churchill got his war which cost Britain her empire, and Roosevelt replaced the British Empire with an American one. FDR paid a cheap price—about 300,000 US combat deaths. In her defeat of Germany, Russia lost about 9,000,000 soldiers in combat deaths and 26 million people altogether.

David Irving’s opponents portray him as a very nasty Holocaust denier and anti-Semite. His supporters claim that all of the bad publicity surrounding him – and there is a vast amount of it – is a lie, and that his only “crime” was to question the official narrative about Hitler and Nazi Germany with actual facts and firsthand evidence.

The truth, as usual, probably lies somewhere in between. There is no question that David Irving is his own worst enemy. But there is also no question that his research into the Holocaust was necessary, timely, and exquisitely detailed.

I have not read any of his work. My recommendation is to read his books and form your own opinion of the man.

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Linkage is good for you:

• Much to the horror of the globalist elite, the Russians DO NOT like the LGBTQWTFISTHISSHIT crowd;
• The ChiComs are lying their asses off about their own Kung Flu numbers – imagine my shock!!!;
• Chickens are being euthanised due to massive drops in egg demand – which means that chicken drumsticks are going to be cheaper than dirt really soon;
• It’s a LOT of fun to watch blue-on-blue fire when it’s the useful idiots of the Left doing it to themselves;
• The costs of the quarantine are staggering, and it is absolutely horrifying to see it in graphical form;

And some more from Dawn Pine:

• If someone you love catches the Kung Flu and becomes severely ill, his or her ability to recover depends on your ability to adapt, react, and overcome;
• If you’re planning to send your kid to college soon, forget the hugely overpriced and overrated Ivy League – consider Franciscan University instead;
• Attorney General Barr evidently is 100% down with the God-Emperor’s agenda, and thank God he’s out of retirement and working at the DOJ;
• The God-Emperor is, quite correctly, demanding that China be removed from involvement in building out America’s 5G network;
• Now here’s a rare moment of self-awareness from a libtard – and if they are OK with being hated, then they should be very happy, because we absolutely do hate them;
• One for the nerds – the worst CPUs ever made;
• Need a project to keep yourself busy? Make your own short film!;

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The Neo-Tsar does not own a smartphone – because, like Donaldus Triumphus Magnus, he is an Ur-Alpha, but unlike Donaldus Magnus, he simply does not give a SHIT what anyone lower than a Bravo thinks of him:

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Sort of related to the Russkies – the classic Command & Conquer games have been remastered, and they look (and sound) awesome:

Speaking of the sound from the remaster:

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History lessons of the week:

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Kitchen Nightmares with the Angry Scot:

Not quite a kitchen nightmare, exactly, but still pretty horrid:

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Wazzocks gonna wazzock:

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The funeral dancers of Ghana have been making meme-waves over the past few weeks, and with very good reason:

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Comedy hour:

Some more from Dawn Pine:

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Pics, guns, girls, starting with a couple from reader Quartermain’s blog – check it out here and bookmark it, he puts his own original spin on various pictures and memes:

Here’s one to get you inspired for this Monday:

Onward, then:

Complete with a wrecked economy, extreme unemployment, and high inflation. All we need now is for bell-bottom jeans to make a return – and for America to elect an idiot peanut-farmer as President…

THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!! AMERICA, MAKE IT SO!!!!!

That’s my idea of a hot date.

Floriduh Man appears to have been replaced in the headlines by Omahuh Man this week:

Your “Monkey Business” moment of the week:

Your “American Adolt Edumacation” moment of the week:

Your “What is Breast in Life” moment of the week:

Your “I’m From the Government, and I’m Here to Help” moment of the week:

Your “Scotch Recommendation” moment of the week:

Your “Ouch!” moment of the week:

On that note… I once worked in a product control function where we would take a market data snapshot every night and save it down and send out an email to various relevant teams to let them know. The woman who performed that task every day once sent out an email that said – and I’m not making this up:

“Daily snapshit saved”

This was sent out to several hundred people. And yes, she was and is blonde and extroverted.

Sometimes life just hands you one, man.

Right, here’s your last headline – your “Will Strip for Food” moment of the week:

Seriously, HOW is that man still alive?!?!?!?

This one is a bit of a geeky groaner:

It’s a dog’s life…

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Your dog of the week is the Tervuren dog:

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Your gym beast this week is one of the greatest strongmen of all time – the legendary Magnus Ver Magnusson:

The number of men who have won the World’s Strongest Man championships 4 times or more can be counted on the fingers of one hand – Jon Pall Sigmarsson, Magnus Ver Magnusson, Zydrunas Savickas, Brian Shaw, and of course the inimitable and possibly never-to-be-dethroned Mariusz Pudzianowski.

If you’ve seen previous gym beast segments with Mariusz and Brian, you will have some understanding of just what an incredibly small and elite group that is. And while I reckon that Mariusz is probably the strongest man in history, given that the tests just get harder and harder every year, the fact is that back in the days of men like Jon Pall and Magnus, the kinds of drugs and therapies that are used today, did not exist.

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Buakaw Beatdown of the Week:

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#DefendersOfMetal

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And finally here’s your Instathot to start the week. Her name is Sarena Banks, age 23 from St. Louis, Missouri. Apparently her parents are Palestinians, living in the US, though she’s American born and bred. If you go look her up, she thinks that “implied nude modelling” is a nice side gig, but something tells me that being a cam-whore is probably her main line of work.

She reminds me quite a bit of an Arab girl that attended the same Master’s programme that I did – except this chick is about ten years younger (and MUCH better looking). And I’m guessing that, like my former classmate, she quite likely skated through her classes without putting in all that much effort, because when you’re a young pretty exotic girl, life is generally pretty good and you can always get thirsty guys to help you out.

OK, time to get off your butts and go do some CRUSHING!!!

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