For those of you (like me) who enjoy watching an angry Scot swearing a blue streak at restaurant owners and staff, there is a particularly (in)famous episode of Kitchen Nightmares US that is extremely compelling, and crazy, to watch:

There have been some intense Kitchen Nightmares episodes before, but that one actually hurts to watch.

That was the Season 6 finale of the show. Now, apparently, back in 2013 when the episode aired, this resulted in a gigantic social media blow-up. Now, at that point I was about two years into “cutting the cord” and staking the (((media))) vampire in the process, so I didn’t have the first clue about any of those goings-on. But apparently, the media shitstorm that resulted was quite something to behold, and as a result the Kitchen Nightmares team decided to do a special follow-up episode for the Season 7 premiere:

Watch through both of those episodes, and you will realise very quickly that you are looking directly into the face of true madness.

Take a look at the history of Amy’s Baking Company and its owners, and it will rapidly become apparent that the two owners were, and are, fraudsters. When you build on a foundation of lies, you have to keep telling bigger and crazier lies in order to keep everything going, and eventually that takes a huge toll on one’s psyche.

You can see this in particular with the chef, Amy.

Just look at her eyes. They are Cuckoo-for-Cocoa-Puffs crazy. That is a woman who cannot tolerate criticism of any kind, and absolutely cannot listen. She has a severe case of what our friend Terrence Popp (1st Sgt US Army, Ret) calls “female diarrhoea mouth“. (That, by the way, is the correct spelling.)

Also, if you watch the first video, she actually says that she and her husband have “three sons in little kitty-cat bodies”.

Crazy cat lady, CONFIRMED.

Now, certainly one could argue that the TV show was heavily edited and the footage was taken out of context and so on and so forth. However, the sheer weight of online evidence, of customer reviews telling us that these people were absolutely terrible at running a restaurant, and the first-person accounts of former employees, tell us that these were not unusual or isolated incidents. This was normal.

As for where Amanda “Amy” Bossingham and Salomon “Samy” Bouzaglo are now, well, their restaurant folded in 2015, a couple of years after that infamous episode aired, and they may now live in Israel.

The lessons for the rest of us are absolutely clear. Whenever you see any woman – any woman – with eyes like that, she is batshit INSANE. There is only one thing that a man can do in such a situation: run, don’t walk, as far and as fast as his legs can possibly take him.