… that your eye exploded while you were giving a proper harangue onstage?

Former Vice President Joe Biden’s left eye filled with blood while he was onstage Wednesday during a CNN town hall on climate change, apparently from a burst vessel.

Biden was in the middle of speaking when his eye appeared to fill with blood, and he seemed not to notice.

The incident instantly gained attention on social media.

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Afterwards, Biden tweeted, “We can’t turn a blind eye to the way in which environmental burdens are distributed unevenly along racial and socioeconomic lines”

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Biden, 76, has already been facing questions over his age and health amid a string of verbal gaffes and mixing up details of a dramatic story involving three separate incidents related to Afghanistan. Biden also has a long history of health issues, including multiple aneurysms.

I once had a similar issue, wherein a blood vessel burst in my eye, when I was roughly 15 or so. This is not actually a particularly big problem; the blood generally clears out and drains within a few days. All you have to do is to leave the eye alone and not do anything too stupid. It happens, and there is nothing too terribly sinister about it.

But damn does it look seriously terrifying when it happens.

And when it comes to Creepy Uncle Joe… well, the burst blood vessel in his eye just makes him look that much more like a doddering old man trying desperately to remain relevant in a day and age that has long since passed him by.

Now, a lot has been made recently in the (((media))) about how either Creepy Uncle Joe or Fauxcahontas could beat His Most August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus, in a straight-up contest during the general election.

Purely in mine own must ‘umble opinion, of course, this strikes me as sheer fantasy.

The God-Emperor is a deeply flawed man, and he has proven repeatedly that he is not quite the wartime Don that we really wanted. He is simply the best that is available to us on the Right at this particular point in time. He is a civic nationalist who wants to keep the dying and decaying American Empire together for as long as he can, and he Believes in the Pax Americana just as you and I believe in God the Father of Jesus Christ.

His great virtues lie in the fact that he cares, deeply, about the American people, and that he understands that the American nation is more important than the American empire. He is also a businessman first and foremost, not a politician, so he understands deep in his bones that hype and marketing only get you so far; sooner or later, you have to deliver.

And, despite his huge – or, should I say, YUUUUUGE – flaws, he is still the Chaddest of Chads. He is the living embodiment, the very definition, of an Alpha male. Maybe he isn’t an Alpha male the way that God intends us to be – that is an extraordinarily difficult standard to live up to – but for the vast majority of men, he is a leader worth following.

His opponents are precisely none of these things.

Creepy Uncle Joe is creepy. He is also exactly the kind of rich old white guy that the Hard Left absolutely hates with a visceral loathing.

Fauxcahontas can’t figure out which sleepy teepee she really belongs in, and while she can easily play the V-card, she can no longer play the race card now that she has more or less admitted that she just plain made up all of that horse-hockey about being descended from the Cherokee, or whichever aboriginal nation it was that she insulted.

(Speaking of the Cherokee… you’re welcome. MANOWAR in the morning, boys – puts hair on your chest faster than any amount of coffee.)

More than all of that, though… President Trump has literally everything against him. The tech giants have made it perfectly clear by now that they will use all of their power and influence to affect the course of the next election. Google’s ability to sway elections is very real, and that company’s management has clearly thrown in their lot with Beelzebub.

Combined with the real and repeated efforts of the lying mainstream (((media))) to delegitimise and harass and mock President Trump, I reckon that we are looking at a roughly thirty-point headwind in the polls.

On top of this, it is becoming very clear that almost none of the major polling companies have learned the first thing from their incredibly embarrassing cock-ups in 2016. Several polls, including one from Fox News, have shown that President Trump will lose against one of the Daemoncrat front-runners. Lost in all of the breathless discussion about those polls is the fact that many polling companies are still only talking to registered voters, not likely voters – and as a result are giving a significant statistical boost to the Daemoncrats which is artificial and does not reflect the actual intentions of the electorate.

The reality on the ground appears to be very different.

The God-Emperor’s rallies and campaign stops are like rock festivals. They are absolutely packed by his supporters. And while some of those same supporters have become quite disillusioned with his lack of progress in BUILDING THE BIG BEYOOOOTIFULL BORDER WALL!!!, and quite understandably so, the fact is that he has delivered, repeatedly, on almost all of his major campaign promises.

This is most unusual for an elected politician. Americans are used to seeing their Presidents promise the Moon and then deliver dirt and grass. But the God-Emperor is doing what he promised on the campaign trail, and then some.

We will see what really happens once the field settles down sometime early next year and an actual Daemoncrat frontrunner emerges from all of the political machinations. But for now, my prediction remains the same: TRUMPSLIDE 2020.

May the reign of the God-Emperor be long and blessed.