Y’know, boys, sometimes, on a slow news day, God just hands you a great headline for free:
The Independent Group (TIG) of breakaway, anti-Brexit MPs from the Labour Party and the Tory left have officially registered as a new politcal party, under the moniker Change UK (CUK).
On the day when the United Kingdom was supposed to be leaving the European Union, the globalist, largely left-liberal “centrists” formerly of the Labour MPs — Chuka Umunna, Gavin Shuker, Luciana Berger, Ann Coffey, Mike Gapes, Chris Leslie, Joan Ryan, and Angela Smith — and the Tory Party — Anna Soubry, Heidi Allen, and Sarah Wollaston — announced they were formally instituting their new parliamentary faction as a political party, Change UK (CUK).
“Tens of thousands of people who signed up to support The Independent Group and thousands of people have been urging us to put forward candidates in the European [Parliament] elections,” beamed Mr Umunna, hitherto regarded as the group’s ad hoc leader, in a video announcement, alongside Ms Allen, who he announced as interim leader.
The United Kingdom is not supposed to be participating in the EU elections in May as things stand, as it is supposed to be leaving the European Union — but it is widely expected that, in the absence of an agreed deal with the bloc, Britain’s Remain-dominated Parliament will move swiftly to scotch a No Deal Brexit on the new No Deal exit deadline of April 12th, and seek a long delay.
That is… just… priceless. You literally cannot make shit like this up yourself.
Oh, but wait, it gets even better. That “Chuka Umunna” chap that I highlighted in the text above? This is what he looks like:
So, let’s get this straight.
A bunch of “conservatives”…
Who want Britain to remain in the EU as far as possible…
And hate their own people, and therefore themselves…
Have just signed on to a political party partly created by a black guy to screw over those same people…
And they’re calling themselves CUKs.
The sheer level of AMAZEBALLS here is staggering, even for a good shitlord like my own self. Even the weaponised autistic clowns over at 4chan couldn’t have dreamed up something this perfect.
I mean, seriously, did anyone within the former TIG…
Wait a second…
What does TIG stand for?
Oh. As our friends over at UrbanDictionary will tell you, “tig” is short for “tig ol’ bitties”.
Transpose a couple of letters in that phrase, and you’ll catch on PDQ.
Honestly, man, this stuff just writes itself. A bunch of cucked-out Establishment-loving Members (*snerk*) of Parliament created a “breakaway” group whose acronym is literally synonymous with “big boobs”, and then renamed themselves to reflect the precise disposition of their people, synonymous with an actual sexual perversion.
And not only that, but they have an effeminate-looking black dude among their leaders. Apparently not one of the people working on their public relations team have ever bothered to pay attention to 4chan and their weaponised memelords. If they did, they would realise that the (((people))) who produce a lot of the nastiest porn out there, tend to use black actors to emasculate white husbands by banging their wives on-screen.
Good golly Miss Molly. You can almost see the whorenalists of Britain’s establishment (((media))) desperately trying to keep the comments sections of their news feeds clear of trolls baiting the shit out of them by posting hardcore porn images of emasculated men watching their wives getting railed by strangers.
To my readers from PommieBastardLand – welcome to your new reality. You have a bunch of literal cucks running around presuming to rule over you, with exactly zero awareness of the power of memes and social consciousness.
Either sit out the next general election, or vote Brexit Party/UKIP. The latter may have gone off the rails a bit now that good old Nigel Farage is no longer with them, but the former looks like it is going to do what the cuckservatives among the Tories could not, and force a major realignment of government.
And to my American readers… y’all fought a war a few hundred years ago to get away from your British cousins and tell them into exactly which part of their anatomy they could shove their own bayonets. Based on the above, all y’all made the right decision.
Unfortunately, that is about the extent to which I can praise you. The Pommie Bastards are about 30 years farther down the road of socialist lunacy than you lot, but you people seem to be insisting on pouring on the gas, while at least some of them are kind of sort of thinking, “perhaps a tad less might be appropriate?”.
“May it be your fortune to live in interesting times”, indeed…
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I think the American phrase for "…but you people seem to be insisting on pouring on the gas…" is
Y'all hold my beer, and watch this!