It’s Monday, yet again, and I have to say that today I feel like hammered shit. This is partly why this post is a bit late – I needed the rest, very badly.
Fortunately it is not for the reasons from about a month ago, when I had a really nasty case of stomach flu and… well, the less said about that, the better, really. But, as my post from yesterday pointed out, I had a hell of a time getting back to the old country and only walked in through the door of my bedroom at 3am today.
It wasn’t all misery and delays, though. The airline that caused all of us such unpleasantness simply gave me a whole bunch of frequent flyer miles, which was mighty white of them, it must be said. Still and all, the 27-hour flying visit to Rangoon is something that I could have done without, in all honesty.
Needless to say, I am quite exhausted after two weeks of traveling and running about and not really getting a whole lot of sleep. So I am a bit more tetchy than usual, especially when it comes to stupid people getting in my way.
So I figured I might as well take out some of my irritations on those most deserving of the ire – starting with, of course, vegans:
Let’s not mess about here: most vegans are IDIOTS.
Now, some people are vegan because they literally have to be. I have no quarrel whatsoever with those people. My good friend, who is a black belt in Rhon Mizrachi Krav Maga and a full instructor in the art, has been a vegan for over 25 years. He has to be, because his body physically does not produce the enzymes needed to break down and digest meat proteins. And he’s doing just fine. He is really a great guy for whom I have immense respect, and I do not make fun of his dietary choices except as a man who likes to gently mock and rib his friends.
He is not like most vegans. In fact, he doesn’t actually particularly like most vegans either. He finds them really quite irritating.
And there is a good reason for it – see IDIOTS, above.
Then there is the whole moral superiority complex that vegans have, as if eating lima beans and kale suddenly somehow makes them better than us. It simply doesn’t, and I’ll show you why in just a moment.
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And here is the Big Bear, Owen Benjamin himself, explaining why vegans are murderous bastards too, just like us meat eaters:
Meat is, indeed, murder. Tasty, tasty murder. And unlike vegans, we actually ENJOY our food and respect the animals that give us life, nourishment, and happiness.
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While we’re on the subject of the Big Bear:
Just remember, boys – always use promo code SHAPIRO!!!
His sketch about how to be a left-wing fitness instructor (HA!!!) is superb too:
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Looks like Jeff Bezos only lost a quarter of his pesos:
When MacKenzie and Jeff Bezos announced earlier this year that they were filing for divorce, the world wondered how the world’s richest couple’s settlement would stack up against those of other billionaires like Rupert Murdoch and art dealer Alec Wildenstein. This week, we got an answer: In a tweet on Thursday afternoon, MacKenzie announced that, as part of their divorce settlement, she’d given up all of her stake in the Washington Post and aerospace company Blue Origin—both of which her ex-husband acquired in recent years—as well as 75 percent of the Amazon stock she shared with Jeff.
Before you worry that MacKenzie got a raw deal by retaining “only” 25 percent of the shared Bezos Amazon interests—with no shareholder voting power, to boot—bear in mind that, according to estimates from CNBC, MacKenzie’s remaining shares are currently worth approximately $35.6 billion, ensuring that the Bezos divorce is the most expensive in history. It’s unclear how else their shared assets are being split, but that part of the settlement alone makes the novelist and activist the fourth-richest woman in the world, after L’Oréal heiress Francoise Bettencourt Meyers, Walmart heiress Alice Walton, and Mars, Inc. heiress Jacqueline Mars, per Bloomberg.
Before anyone starts celebrating, let us take a moment to look back at Terrence Popp’s original breakdown of the potential costs of this divorce:
Popp broke it all down beautifully on the assumption that Jeff Bezos was about to lose half of everything. All you have to do is divide most of those numbers by 2 – but you have to remove the child support and alimony bits, because apparently that isn’t happening.
The numbers are still absolutely eye-watering, though. And extremely funny, especially when you think about how many hits-on-pussy that Jeff Bezosoy got from his ex-wife, and whether that was really worth paying out $35 BILLION.
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The Trap Lord tackles Captain Marvel, among other things:
I didn’t go to see it, and have no intention of seeing it, ever. It sounds like it was just as bad as we could have expected.
Now, credit where it’s due: the movie did make over $1 BILLION at the box office worldwide, so it did, in fact, defy our predictions of flopping and outperformed expectations. So, well done to Marvel Studios and Disney there.
Now let’s wait and watch while those same studios decide to get woke, go broke with every other major MCU property.
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Dave Cullen takes on the same movie, and is also unimpressed:
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Great British comedy courtesy of Blackadder:
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It’s pointless to call Leftists the “real racists”. That rhetoric doesn’t work with them. But it’s still fun to nail them on the cross of their own hypocrisy:
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Left-wing, uh, “comedienne” Chelsea Handler once asked a question that will have straight self-respecting men everywhere fleeing for the hills:
The 39-year-old host isn’t interested in finding a long-term partner, but she still wants to get frisky beneath the covers without having to romantically date anyone.
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Chelsea also admits she’s not very good at flirting with men because she likes to get straight to the point and get them into the bedroom quickly.
She added: ”I like to get down to business. I mean, why wouldn’t I? I don’t have kids, I don’t want to be married. I mean can’t everybody just have sex with me?”
Well, first and foremost, Chels, it’s because you are 44 years old, or thereabouts, nowadays, and you look like this:
WNB. End of discussion.
And second, it might have something to do with the fact that you have very openly and publicly discussed how many dudes you’ve banged – the number of which is, frankly, staggering.
That’s not a woman worth dating. That’s a slore. She’s not even worth pumping and dumping, for fear of catching something really nasty.
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Our friends at Blue Collar Logic drop some great truth bombs about what Donald Trump is for America:
My take on him is pretty similar (no surprise) to that of our beloved and dreaded Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH). The God-Emperor is the President that America needed back when Saint Reagan of the Right was in power – a civic nationalist who believes in American exceptionalism, strong borders, low regulations, and limited immigration.
The one area where I disagree with His Voxness is the notion that a President Trump could have won the Cold War. The thing is that President Trump, for all of his brashness and bluster, is not a wartime President. He backs down too easily and is too willing to seek a negotiated compromise.
President Reagan, on the other hand, was an Alpha among alphas – which even President Trump would recognise. The Gipper and the God-Emperor have a lot in common, actually. Both of them were threatened with physical violence at several points in their lives, and both of them responded absolutely fearlessly, faced down their attackers, and walked on. In President Trump’s case, he actually got into a fistfight with his assailant and beat him up.
It’s hard to say who is more Alpha, but honestly my money would be on the Gipper. President Trump is unquestionably more sexually successful than President Reagan was, but remember that President Reagan came from a very different generation, which believed in lifelong monogamy, and there was never ANY question whatsoever that he truly loved and adored his wife Nancy.
It is also because President Reagan came from a different generation that I think that he was able to fight and win the Cold War, in a way that President Trump would not have been able to do.
President Reagan would not back down from the war with the Soviet Union in the name of “compromise” – he wanted to destroy their system, and that is precisely what he did.
President Trump, though, has already compromised far too much on far too many issues related to a far greater war – the war for the very heart and soul of Western civilisation.
We are losing that war. The American Empire is dying, and the American nation will reassert itself sooner rather than later. The end of Western civilisation as we presently understand it is basically assured.
President Trump is the best that we could have hoped for, under the circumstances – because what follows him will be MUCH less accommodating, tolerant, or patient. And that should give you serious pause.
Both Presidents Trump and Reagan compromised far too much on core beliefs, and wasted golden opportunities to really change the fate of their nation for the better. But both of them were, and are, great, if deeply flawed, men who did the best that they could with what they had.
Unfortunately, their best is not good enough. Not anymore.
If history is any indication, the failure of the current President to wipe out the infection caused by the Leftist pathogen will result in a much stronger, and far more violent, immune response in the coming decade than anything that we have seen so far.
The very best that we can hope for at this point is a peaceful separation into different nation-states on what was once the map of the United States of America. But that outcome becomes less likely by the day.
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I found this Twitter account a few days ago, and I have to say, I quite like their approach to dealing with hipsters:
The latest #hipster beta-boy drink. pic.twitter.com/AvJwo8gYg3
— Die Hipster (@HipsterBeatings) April 7, 2019
Imagine knowing there are enough #hipster avocado-obsessed Monopoly Man wannabes out there that you can invest in making this shit. Free monocle under every cap. Only $29.99 a jar. pic.twitter.com/xFIKLjoQjt
— Die Hipster (@HipsterBeatings) April 1, 2019
Need I say more? Only round 2. Any flyover state fauxhemian dares to trespass into Bay Ridge today is getting beat with a shillelagh. 🍀 pic.twitter.com/WKcmz6dued
— Die Hipster (@HipsterBeatings) March 17, 2019
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This is one of my favourite old-school Robot Chicken clips, from their many STAR WARS spoofs:
Apparently, Lord Sidious is the greatest Sith ever, yet cannot win a simple mud-slinging contest against some knuckleheaded farm-boy.
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Speaking of Robot Chicken… man, some of their sketches are dark sometimes:
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Drivetribe discusses one of the truly great engines of our time, the one that went into some of the very best Aston Martins ever made:
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Here is some more wonderful classic motoring madness from the blokiest blokes ever to bloke across a television screen:
If you are a Brit from PommieBastardLand, I double-dog-dare you not to feel a surge of patriotic pride and joy in seeing that video. If you seriously can get through that without welling up and feeling your blood stir, then you, sir, are not British.
That clip is one of my very favourites from the show. The British should be deeply proud of who and what they are.
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And here is some more TOP GEAR brilliance:
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Pics from Power Line and other places:
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Dog of the week is the cocker spaniel:
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Gym idiots and bullshido time, again:
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And now for a gym beast to alleviate our suffering from those horrors, especially that last one – MY back hurt just from watching it:
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Also here is a real warrior to show us all how good fighting is done – and served as the inspiration for one of the greatest characters from the Street Fighter franchise:
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#MetalNation
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And finally, here is your Instathot of the week to get you started off in the right frame of mind. She goes by the name of Anastasia Ashley and she surfs for a living. She does look good in a bikini, I’ll give her that:
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