It’s Monday, the day after Easter Sunday, right after some assholes decided to blow themselves up in churches and hotels across Sri Lanka and killed over 200 Christian brothers and sisters in the process.
I’ll give you one guess as to which exact group I think was responsible:
All in all, it was a pretty miserable Easter in a lot of ways. But, as I said in my message yesterday, we must never, ever lose hope – because there is no denying the fact that the Lord made good on His promises to us when He gave us His one true beloved Son, and He always will.
That being said… it’s still a really miserable Monday. You see, I watched a clip from the very last episode of Series 3 of THE GRAND TOUR, and… well…
I’m not ashamed to admit that I got very teary-eyed myself. The thought of not having those three wazzocks falling over on screen and catching fire is just about too much to be borne.
Now, it’s true that they’re not actually going away. They are simply going to concentrate on doing specials and road trips and long adventures, and that is very much to the good. They really shine in those episodes. But the studio banter and news presentations and repartee between three best mates will be very sorely missed.
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Before we proceed with anything else:
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Given the horrible news out of Sri Lanka, it’s worth remembering that the day will come when ALL men will bend the knee before Christ Jesus, and declare Him to be Lord:
A community of Syrians who converted to Christianity from Islam is growing in a town once besieged by Islamic State for months.
Islamic State militants were beaten back by U.S. air strikes and Kurdish fighters at Kobani in early 2015, in a reversal of fortune after taking over swaths of Iraq and Syria.
After years of fighting, U.S.-backed forces fully ended the group’s control over populated territory last month.
The converts say the experience of war and the onslaught of a group claiming to fight for Islam pushed them towards their new faith.
After a number of families converted, the Syrian-Turkish border town’s first evangelical church opened last year.
Though Islamic State’s ultra-radical interpretation of Sunni Islam has been repudiated by the Islamic mainstream, the legacy of its violence has affected perceptions of faith.
Many in the mostly Kurdish areas of northern Syria, whose urban centres are often secular, say agnosticism has strengthened and in the case of Kobani, Christianity.
Christianity is one of the region’s minority faiths that was persecuted by Islamic State.
DOMINE IESU, REX ET REDEMPTOR
PER SANGUINEM TUUM SALVA NOS
DEUS VULT
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Our man Bill explains why the Notre Dame fire is, in fact, a great gift in disguise to the Western world:
That is a very difficult pill to swallow, it is true. But he is right. France needs to wake the hell up and realise that its future as the nation of the French people lies in rediscovering and reaffirming its Christian roots – and ridding itself, through forced expulsion if necessary, of anyone who does not at least accept the primacy of Christ Jesus.
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The fake news (((media))) has been hard at work trying to smear those who covered the Notre Dame fire properly:
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Now here’s a subtle piece of propaganda from the very masters and purveyors of lies.
See if you can spot the dissimulations, the falsehoods, and the outrages perpetrated against truth and reason in this clip from what used to be just a kiddie movie:
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If the French government – as opposed to the French people – decide to award the rebuilding contract for Notre Dame to some asshat who wants to replace the spire with a steel-and-glass monstrosity, or, worse yet, a minaret, I will fully support burning the whole thing down and tossing said asshat face-first into the next fire:
Voilà ce vers quoi ce type veut amener l’opinion pour que l’agnostique @EmmanuelMacron puisse laisser sa trace façon Mitterand et la pyramide du Louvre.#NotreDame n’est pas un musée mais un lieu de culte mondial multi centenaire ! On ne joue pas avec huit siècle de recueillement pic.twitter.com/iwDinBYYvM
— Socrate Jean (@SocrateJ) April 18, 2019
Ma proposition, pour une flèche osée, originale et qui s’inscrira dans notre époque. pic.twitter.com/Ka6R8iLnv7
— Futze (@Futze_Fury) April 17, 2019
I can think of at least one good place for Emmanuel Maricon to shove that buttplug idea… Only problem is, I suspect that he would actually enjoy it.
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Here is some educational and useful information for a change, explaining how blockchains work and what they are good for:
If you are involved in banking or e-commerce of any kind, you have undoubtedly heard “blockchain” being bandied about as the newest and most fashionable buzzword around. The problem is that most situations where people think that blockchains are needed, actually do not require anything of the sort.
Blockchain technology has hugely exciting implications and is not actually that hard to implement – if you know what you’re doing in C++, Java, or especially Javascript, it’s pretty easy to code a simple example of one:
I do love to code…
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Red-pill types like us seriously dislike The Big Bang Theory for very good reasons. I watch clips of it from time to time, mostly when I’m brushing my teeth or shaving, just to remind myself of how bad the show actually is.
Or at least, I thought I knew how bad it was – thank God it is finally going away! – but that was before I saw and heard what the show is like when you remove the laugh track:
I’ve dumped on this show before, but nothing I can or will ever write condemns the “comedy” quite like its own awful writing without a laugh track.
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I do love me a good God-Emperor movie mashup – and here we have two:
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Greg Gutfeld, er, guts the fake news (((media))) and the Daemoncrats over their utterly infantile reactions to the release of the Mueller Report:
That line about how ten zeroes is still ZERO was genius.
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An Indian who grew up in Canada and now lives in CommieBastardFornia tries to understand Russians:
I happen to speak some Russian, and I understand it reasonably well. I have to say, his impression of how Russians speak is really not bad.
His pronunciation of the матерный word, блядь, requires a bit of work, though.
It is, however, the gag about his last name that just slays me. Yes, пидорас literally means “faggot” in Russian, and it is indeed a very good insult to hurl at people.
As you may have guessed by now, I am quite fond of Russkies. I love their culture and heritage and history, and their people are good hearty stolid folk once you get used to some of their quirks. And, of course, everybody here knows what I think of their women…
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Mark Dice has done us all a tremendous service by reducing CNN’s little soyboy fatass Brian Stelter to nothing more than an epic internet meme:
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Even on a bad day, Robin Williams was funnier than about 99% of comedians out there.
This was Robin Williams on fire:
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This gives new meaning to “The Art of the Argument“:
Holy shit…
Boys… I think I just figured out something truly AMAZING…
You know Stefan Molyneux? The old bald guy from Canada who’s constantly waxing philosophical at great lengths on his YouTube channel?
He’s really A CRYOGENICALLY PRESERVED YOUNG JOHN CLEESE IN DISGUISE!!!
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Jezza said that he got emotional in that last episode of THE GRAND TOUR in large part because he never truly got a chance to say goodbye to TOP GEAR, which really was his baby.
We can never give that old show a true send-off, mostly because you would have to watch EVERY SINGLE EPISODE from 23 separate series, spanning from 2002 to 2015, to do so. But we can always watch a few clips at a time to remember just how great the three blokiest blokes ever to bloke across a stage were together:
Often imitated, never beaten.
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Here is the classic review of the classic 80’s action flick by the always-classic Razorfist:
You should watch his breakdown of the quintessential 80s action movie, Cobra, as well – it’s a gas:
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Time for some good old-fashioned comedy from PommieBastardLand:
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Pics from Power Line and other places:
Too soon?
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Dog of the week is the Afghan hound:
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Time for some gym idiots – Lord, have mercy:
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And now for some gym beasts to wipe away those horrifying scaredy-cat-backed deadlifts:
It’s kind of an old and worn joke by now, but it’s a LOT of fun to watch Hafþór go the FULL Thor whenever he lifts insanely heavy shit like that.
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On top of which, here is a martial arts monster to help you get your fight on:
Alistair Overeem in his prime was truly terrifying. Nowadays he is a shadow of his former self – not least because he’s off the juice.
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Before we get to the metal, let’s look at some truly old-school rock & roll – courtesy of JUDAS PRIEST:
It’s really hard to believe that this is the same band that created the monumental Painkiller album. Back in the day, with the long hair and bell-bottoms and chiffon, they were… well, basically a heavy blues outfit.
Just goes to show how much music has evolved over the nearly fifty years since Rocka Rolla was released.
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#TriumphOfSteel
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And finally your starting Instathot for the week. She goes by the name of Kady McDermott, and you really can’t get too much thottier than her. She is 23, 5’3″, and a contestant on some reality TV show from PommieBastardLand who has been to Dubai many times with her boyfriend. Oh, and of course, she has breast implants.
So, y’know… quality girlfriend material. With her own set of personal flotation devices, no less.
Enjoy, ya mongrels.
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