“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”
… to those of us who aren’t blinded by its nonsense:
Valentine’s Day! It’s the shallowest, greediest exploitation of emotions since my second marriage. It’s not even a real holiday- you know that, don’t you? It was created by an evil cartel of florists, candy manufacturers, and champagne makers! If you ask me, the government should stop hounding Microsoft and get the damn greeting card companies off our backs!
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