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She’s certainly shaking something

by | Feb 12, 2015 | Uncategorized | 1 comment

What happens when you put a Taylor Swift single into an atom-smasher along with polka music and a metal shredfest?

Well… this:

(Kindly sent to me by Carey)

I think I might have ruptured something laughing so hard. There is a particularly priceless moment right near the end, where I swear the evil genius who put this together had a WEIRD AL moment with the polka beat.

It’s even better than that awesome DISTURBED mash-up from a few years back:

You know what the funniest thing is about Taylor Swift trying to brush off people commenting about her inability to keep her legs closed? Her so-called “death glare”:

They call her porcupine.If she had as manypricks sticking outof her as she has hadsticking in her....
I’m not joking about this when it comes to Taylor Swift

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1 Comment

  1. Sean Carnegie

    Fantastic Taylor Swift cover. Better than original and SiriusXM's been playing the hell out of it for about a month now. youtube.com/watch?v=czb_CZfWko8

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