“Your mission, should you choose to accept it…”
... is to be completely, totally, and absolutely BUGSHIT NUTS: That video is quite old, it dates back a good long way to when Tom Cruise received - and I'm not making this up - the International...
Domain Query: Planet Princess Tootsie Rolls
Following my (rather harrowing and mostly unpleasant) experience with CrossShit, commenter Andy asks: Would like to see your perspective on Planet Fitness next. Be sure to go on Free Pizza Day. :)...
Brexit and the breaking
As Theresa Maybot's utterly useless administration lurches from disaster to catastrophe with monotonous regularity with regards to getting Britain the hell OUT of the European Union, it is...
A personal perspective on CrossFit
I have been roasting and attacking CrossShit for more than six years now on a fairly regular basis, and with very good reason. At its core, CrossShit comes down to combining anaerobic Olympic and...
Monday morning vegan violation
It's Monday, yet again, and I have to say that today I feel like hammered shit. This is partly why this post is a bit late - I needed the rest, very badly. Fortunately it is not for the reasons...
Riders on the storm
So here's a fun story from the road... The reason why posts have been relatively short and infrequent of late is because, of course, I have been on the road for the last couple of weeks, in the...
Sunday Scripture: The Certainty of God’s Promise
For when God made a promise to Abraham, since He had no one greater by whom to swear, He swore by Himself, saying, “Surely I will bless you and multiply you.” And thus Abraham, having patiently...
Friday T&A: Face Punch Edition
It's Friday again, and I for one am very happy that it is so. Not so much because it denotes the start of the weekend, but more because it marks the last full day of my time here in Arabistan,...
Help for a friend
Over the last few months I have seen firsthand and heard from several friends and readers about the ways in which they are being tested, hard, by events in their own lives. It has become very clear...
The powerlifter’s anthem
This might just be the greatest power metal video ever made: This, my friends, is what we have been waiting for. It is a power metal song about lifting heavy weights and building muscle, and the...
The Didact hereby endorses the Green New Deal
Friends, brothers, shitlords, I come before you today to address a grave and terrible problem. That problem is: unregulated and unrestricted cow farts. As we know, 99.9% of all scientists believe...

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