God help us, it’s Monday again.
For my American readers – which are most of them, actually – it’s a doubly terrible Monday because people are coming out of massive food comas and hangovers, and also because all of the crazy shopping madness that happened on Friday and will happen again today. Most of you won’t be doing any serious work today, anyway, because you’ll be on Amazon and other online websites shopping around for the best deals.
That being said… It is also time to take some cheer from the news, because it would appear that the God-Emperor is warming up to the idea of finally unleashing The Great Storm.
If you don’t know what that is, it would be the scouring of the Establishment, the Cuckroaches, and the Swamp, which the God-Emperor has been threatening to do ever since he was elected.
Will it ever actually happen? I don’t know. The upcoming IG report looks like it won’t contain any serious blowout revelations and won’t recommend serious jail time for anyone, but that could easily be (((media))) wizardry designed to demoralise us and make us give up the fight before it ever really gets to the next stage.
What is obvious to me, and to our beloved and dreaded Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH), is that His Most Noble, Divine, Benevolent, August, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, is playing the long game here.
He is doing his level best to create a highly conservative judiciary system, and may well get a chance to nominate and confirm a third SCOTUS Justice before long. Assuming that his plan is indeed to put a hammerlock on the justice system and then use it to prosecute the bejeezus out of the Swamp, then his plan is working. The impeachment fever has reached the level that it has precisely because the God-Emperor is proving effective.
So we start your regularly scheduled Mondaydact Browser Crash with some great stuff from the Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH):
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#BasedTucker is based:
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In case you need a bit of badass inspiration this Monday morning:
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Related – the legendary Sir Christopher Lee had some powerful words to say about studying the occult:
He was absolutely right. The study of the occult is deeply dangerous even for the most devout of Christians. Doing so requires opening up your mind to outside influences that you have absolutely no way of knowing whether they are benevolent or malevolent. And most of the time, they are DEEPLY malevolent.
Never forget that humans are at the absolute apex of the physical realm of this world – but we are at the absolute BOTTOM of the spiritual realm. We are worse than helpless in that realm without protection and assistance from the Divine.
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Kathleen Kennedy and the idiots running the Lucasfilm division of the Devil Mouse really are pretty clueless about how to find good stories to tell in the STAR WARS canon – mostly because they tossed almost all of the Expanded Universe stuff straight into a woodchipper, as our man El Razorfist explains:
I have stated in the past that it is a very good thing that most of the SWEU canon died in a grease fire. And I stand by that opinion. Most of it was just trash.
But some of it was genuinely brilliant. And there was in fact a huge amount of material that could have been played with and adapted and moved and shaped and used for new STAR WARS films. If you just take Timothy Zahn’s Thrawn Trilogy, for instance, that alone would have made a brilliant follow-up series to the original trilogy.
Or, if you wanted to go 40 years into the future after the Battle of Yavin, what exactly would be so bad about adapting a condensed and stripped-down version of the Yuuzhan Vong War as detailed in the New Jedi Order series?
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The politically correct asshats who hate fun, beauty, goodness, and truth have managed to get the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show cancelled in 2020 [20,000-word rant about !@#$%^&* stupid SJWs deleted for brevity]. This is, of course, a seriously stupid move. Let’s remind ourselves why:
Believe it or not, I don’t actually find most Victoria’s Secret Angels to be particularly attractive. Yes, they have spectacular faces and legs – but I personally find their actual bodies to be rather too skinny. They are skinny with tits, and most of them have nothing particularly impressive in terms of bumpers or caboose.
If you compare the VS Angels with most of the women that I select for my Friday T&A segments, you can clearly see that my selections are much more “well-rounded”, so to speak. That is very deliberate on my part. I definitely have a type, obviously.
All of that aside – there is no question that the SJWs simply hate fun. And there is no doubt that the VSFS is just plain FUN – maybe not for the Angels who have to starve themselves and work out like Olympic athletes for several weeks before the show, but the rest of us sure as shit enjoy it.
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If you’re still on Patreon and you don’t toe the SJW line, just be aware that your time is limited:
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Plenty of good stuff from The Male Brain this week, starting off with the garbage dump of horripilation that is Black Friday:
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Links and news from Dawn Pine as well:
- Pussy pass in action once again in Bali
- The Aussies are a sensible people overall when it comes to PC-world, but even they don’t quite realise how much wizardry has been inflicted upon them
- Twitter has a policy about dealing with inactive accounts (i.e. dead people), but doesn’t enforce it – so it isn’t actually a policy
- Apple (accurately) recognises part of Crimea as Russian territory – and gets a shellacking for simply recognising what true power is
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The God-Emperor continues to endure a truly relentless assault on his policies from his enemies in the Deep State, and it’s not hard see why – he is very much an existential threat to them:
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More from Mark Dice on the same subject:
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It’s nice to see that even the neo-Palestinians who run Prager U can get it right on occasion:
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God Bless Texas!
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Paul Ramsey gets a bit… weird, but he has some rather good points to make:
He also has some very sensible things to say about sex both within and without marriage:
He is absolutely correct that sex outside of marriage, or at the very least a committed long-term relationship, is overrated, and sex inside such a relationship is underrated. And he is certainly correct that sex is NEVER free – there is always a price to pay.
The best kind of sex is that which occurs for the purposes of procreation. The only human experience better than that is achieving direct communion and communication with the Creator, and that doesn’t happen often in a man’s life. This is why pornography and meaningless casual sex are so destructive to a man’s mind and body, and why it is a terrible idea to encourage such things.
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Everyone’s favourite drunken Scotsman reviews Alita: Battle Angel and thinks it’s fairly decent:
My friend and fellow shitlord Last Redoubt saw the film back when it came out, and came to a rather similar conclusion. I haven’t watched it yet, since I basically don’t watch movies that aren’t on Netflix anymore. But presumably it is worth your time, so if you do get a chance to watch it, check it out.
Certainly it will be a better film than the pile of shite that was Terminator: Dark Fate.
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Your long read of the week concerns the massive and growing population of illegal immigrants in America who hail from India:
In 2016, the Pew Research Center reported that Indians are also the fast-growing group of illegal migrants. The population of Indian illegals spiked from 350,000 in 2009 to 500,000 in 2014. Their 130 percent growth far outpaced other countries — but it has since been supplanted since 2017 by the massive wave of migrants from Central America.
“The [illegal immigrant] population from India increased by 265,000, or 72 percent, from 2010 to 2017,” said a report by the Center for Migration Studies. The estimate puts the Indian illegal population at 630,000 people in 2017, including roughly 250,000 Indians who overstayed their tourist or work visas.
Another 40,000 Indians overstayed their visas in 2018.
In June 2019, U.S. Customs and Border Patrol said roughly 9,000 Indians were caught illegally entering the United States in 2018, up from 3,162 in 2017.
The 2018 Indian inflow was a surprise, one official told Breitbart News in 2018. “Overwhelmingly [they are] claiming asylum, based on political and religious discrimination back in India … it is not a script or any particular document [but] every story is pretty much the same,” the official said.
Many Indian illegal migrants are allowed out of detention to get jobs before their asylum hearings, reportedly with bonds of only about $20,000.
U.S.-based labor traffickers bring in most of the illegal migrants who sneak across the border, he said.
The Indian “facilitators in the United States are using them as indentured servants [saying] ‘Come work for me three to four years, and every paycheck I keep so much until you pay off your [debt],” the official said.
Mexican coyotes deliver the migrants to the border after taking their passports and other identification, he said. The migrants then get caught, ask for asylum, and are released because of the enormous backup in the immigration courts. Once released, the migrants can begin working for their Indian traffickers.
The identification documents are returned to the migrants once they pay off their smuggling debts, the official said.
This current inflow of Indian illegals is so large that it has created its own backlog of almost 30,000 migrant Indians waiting for asylum hearings, according to June 2019 data federal data tracked by Syracuse University.
Let me very, very clear about this: India IS NOT a country that should be encouraged to send hordes of its people to America – or anywhere else, for that matter.
Indians do not behave well in India. Expecting them to behave well outside of their own country is pure folly.
They are not heirs to Graeco-Roman philosophy. They do not believe in Christian morality. They have no claim to be descended from the European nations. They are NOT Westerners and very few of them truly assimilate into their new host societies.
They still retain their own cultural practices and prejudices well into the third and fourth generations of their time in foreign lands.
They are no different in this respect to any other group of immigrants. It takes decades before immigrants assimilate and acculturate, and if during that time they are given voting power, they invariably vote for their racial and religious interests, not their economic ones.
Don’t make the mistake of letting them into any country en masse. Don’t make the mistake of letting ANYONE into your country en masse. They are not you. You are not them.
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Your history lesson of the week:
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Comedy time, starting with some of the very best moments from Fawlty Towers:
I never actually much liked that show. I found John Cleese’s character to be far too shrill, silly, and excitable – which evidently reflects Mr. Cleese’s actual nature, because he is quite a Gamma, as it happens. But that bit about the Germans absolutely slays me every time.
I’m sure I’ve used this one before, but it seems rather apt and apposite given that the Pomms are about to launch a general election:
Have you ever met an Irishman and wondered what the hell he was saying? Turns out that the Irish have that same problem – with other Irish people:
I’ve been meaning to add some Jeff Foxworthy clips for some time now. I consider him to be perhaps the greatest comedian alive today:
Every time I watch his comedy sketches I always find myself utterly paralysed with laughter and suffering from severe abdominal pain as a result.
Here’s another Jeff who always completely cracks me up – especially when he brings the dead terrorist puppet onto the stage:
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Wazzocks gonna wazzock:
That trailer is, of course, absolutely bloody hysterical. But there is one rather pressing question on my mind, and no doubt on Kapios’s as well…
Where the hell are the CARS?!?!?
Related – showrunner Andy Wilman, an honorary wazzock himself by this point, has a few choice words for any idiot dumb enough to think that the blokiest blokes ever to bloke across a TV screen could ever be replaced piecemeal:
The executive producer of The Grand Tour has said it would be impossible for the show to continue if even one of the presenting trio quit.
Andy Wilman said he ‘couldn’t conceive’ of replacing either Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond or James May.
Wilman was executive producer of Top Gear from 2002 to 2015, but left to join the men in setting up The Grand Tour with Amazon Prime Video.
He said: ‘No way. How would you slot someone in? Because you would have to slot them in and they would have to start having a character straight away.
‘How is someone going to take the piss out of James?
‘Say James won, how are they going to start taking the piss out of Jeremy and Richard? That would be expected instantly.
‘If you think about it with Top Gear, everyone forgets that it took two years for their relationship to become what it is now.
‘That wouldn’t happen on any broadcaster. The BBC let that run.
‘For them to get to that point – Captain Slow and accident-prone Richard – it took two years or so to get to the point where it was organic, where it is the same in the pub as it is on camera.
‘I couldn’t conceive of doing it with anybody else. It is impossible.’
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Pics, guns, girls:
Your headlines of the week show that Floriduh Man is back with a vengeance, much to everyone’s great amusement and relief:
I’m pretty sure that the Lord got the last laugh with that one.
Your Irony Fail of the Week:
Your Douchebag of the Week:
Your Joyride of the Week:
Your Epic Stupidity of the Week:
Or whiskey bottles, in my case. Specifically, bottles of 12-year single-malt Islay Scotch.
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Your dog of the week is the Fila Brasiliero, or Brazilian Mastiff:
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Your gym idiots of the week, just to give you extra motivation NOT to do stupid shit in the gym:
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And here are the greatest gym beasts of all time, doing incredibly beastly things:
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I’m in a generous mood this week, so I’m going to give you two Buakaw Beatdowns.
The first clip shows you what WWE is like in Thailand. It’s a damn sight better than the American version, that’s for sure:
In case you’re wondering, what Buakaw Badassmech is displaying there is not exactly muay thai as we understand it today. It’s actually muay boran, the older, more acrobatic, and far more lethal predecessor of the modern sport art. Aspects of muay boran are very much used in the modern fighting art, such as the elbows and knees, but the overall lethality and speed of muay boran has been toned down a bit because it had to be adapted to competitive rule sets rather than used for sheer killing power.
And now for a compilation of Buakaw knockouts:
Rule #1 of Fighting Against Buakaw: DO. NOT. F***. WITH. BUAKAW.
Rule #2 of Fighting Against Buakaw: DON’T FORGET RULE #1.
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And finally your Instathot of the week is a Russian (of course) named Maria Liman, who made her name as something of a superfan during the World Cup in Russia last year. She’s a Playboy Playmate as well, apparently, but she hasn’t quite let her fame go to her head and has turned down a career in politics – unlike certain other Russian porn and men’s magazine stars that we could name. She’s 25, from Rostov-on-Don, and is, of course, a phenomenal advertisement for Russia.
OK, that’s all for this week, gents. Get out there and start with the crushing already.
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It is indeed strange that a hit car show is making a whole movie episode about boats. I think the trio said they were going to do individual car reviews in the future. It will be like the previous seasons without celebrities and stuff like that if I'm not mistaken. Either way, you can still listen to these 3 having a conversation in a pub and it would still be more interesting than BBC's monstrosity. They should have just named it 'Chris Hariss on cars' and hire Tif Needel as an occasional guest and that's it.
On another note, I saw an interview with Kyle Bass and A former U.S airforce general about China's thirst for power and the communist party. It truly is the stuff of nightmare. The concentration camps, forced organ harvesting… Its what Hitler and Stalin used to do. All 3 regimes were led by sadistic atheists. China still stands because they played their cards better and because they are much more patient.
The instathot you just included was exactly what I needed after this. I think that she is the most deliciously feminine woman you ever posted.
It will be like the previous seasons without celebrities and stuff like that if I'm not mistaken
That's my impression as well. I'd watch a video of them just crashing at random at this point, it would still be better than 99% of the other shit on TV and streaming.
Either way, you can still listen to these 3 having a conversation in a pub and it would still be more interesting than BBC's monstrosity
Correct.
China still stands because they played their cards better and because they are much more patient.
And also because, unlike most Western countries at this point, they are still an actual nation with a strong unified code of morality. Never mind that it is a moral code that Westerners find absolutely abhorrent, the fact is that they do have one.
The instathot you just included was exactly what I needed after this.
Russian girls do tend to have that effect. They really are the best.
OT, my father died on Monday afternoon. Any prayers would be appreciated.