“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Maff, Pt. 2

by | Aug 6, 2014 | gym idiots, Uncategorized | 0 comments

Math Fail

The Didact, in the gym, on heavy deadlift day:

“HELLYEAH! NEW PR! HAIL THE IRON GOD!”

“Rep out 405lbs!”

“Now rep out 365lbs!!”

“OK, time to do reps at 315lbs!”

[Deloads the bar from 365lbs by removing one 25lb plate from the left side- and leaves the other one where it is on the right side]

“OK, here we go, get set, breathe, grip, and LIIIIF- dafuq?!?!”

I looked only SLIGHTLY less stupid than this.

I wish I were joking.

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