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Monday morning chop-socky

by | Oct 12, 2026 | Mondays | 0 comments

Once again, the weekend arrived, and once again it disappeared in almost no time flat. We are yet again confronted by the awful spectacle of Monday, wherein we must somehow gather the enthusiasm – almost all of it faked – to grind through yet another workday.

Fortunately, that is why we have the Great Mondaydact Browser Killer – which seems to be genuinely good at killiing off browsers nowadays, actually. With the most recent releases of Chromium, I have found that these giant media mashups do not load up the EWCHOOB videos in preview format very well, at least not on WordPress. I have no idea whether this renders properly when the page goes live, but certainly, when putting these together, it looks very odd to see every single video with that odd greyed-out box with the dead box in the middle.

Anyway – seeing as how it is Monday, let us get past this day with some truly absurd wing chun-style acrobatics from some of the greatest martial artists who turned into actors:


#BasedTucker is Based


Dawn of Battle

The Male Brain


Mind-Expanding Drugs


Death Smiles At Us All…


Culture Beats


Warriors of Faith


Manly Men of Manliness


Bad Medicine


Veteransโ€™ Day


Judgeโ€™s Ruling


MUH RUSHIAN KAHLOOOOOOOZHUN!!!

ะะพะฒั‹ะน-ะฆะฐั€ัŒ ะŸั€ะธะบะฐะทั‹ะฒะฐะตั‚

ะŸั€ะพั„ะตััะพั€ ะ‘ั€ะพะฒะบะธะฝ ะฃั‡ะธั‚

ะ”ะตะด ะกะฒะฐั€ะปะธะฒั‹ะน ะ“ะพะฒะพั€ะธั‚!

ะ”ัะดั ะกั‚ะฐั ะžะฑัŠััะฝัะตั‚

ะ ัƒััะบะธะต ะžั€ัƒะถะธะต

ะ ัƒััะบะฐั ะ–ะธะทะฝัŒ


Timeo Danaos Et Donna Ferentesโ€ฆ


Burn Paedowood to the Ground


Reading Too Much Into Things

Linkage is good for you:

https://www.rt.com/news/646788-who-is-hockey-star-ovechkin

https://www.rt.com/news/646806-germany-afd-steinmeier-weimar

https://www.rt.com/russia/646442-russia-bears-growing-attacks

https://www.rt.com/russia/646949-banderas-dirty-secrets-suicide

https://www.rt.com/russia/646936-russian-air-defense-explained

https://www.rt.com/news/646947-callous-kallas-warpath-russia

https://videocardz.com/newz/steam-now-automatically-runs-non-steam-windows-games-through-proton-on-linux?shem=dsdf,sharefoc,agadiscoversdl,,sh/x/discover/m1/4

https://sonar21.com/flight-1073-the-official-story-and-a-pilots-dissent

https://southfront.press/satanist-survives-lethal-injection-what-lies-behind-the-failed-execution-in-tennessee

https://swentr.site/russia/646997-todays-children-are-helpless

https://listeningto.org/ukraine/who-owned-the-nukes/

And some more from Dawn Pine:

https://www.ndtv.com/india-news/nurse-certificate-for-donkey-puts-registration-on-hold-in-madhya-pradesh-12115701/amp/1


HALO Nation


BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!


Big Boyz Toyz


Oh No! Anywayโ€ฆ


Comedy Hour


Meme Warfare

We begin with some dank memes from The Male Brain:

SAY WHAT NOW???
SAY WHAT NOW???
“And if a man entice a maid that is not betrothed, and lie with her, he shall surely endow her to be his wife. If her father utterly refuse to give her unto him, he shall pay money according to the dowry of virgins.” (Exodus 22:16-17)
<Face palm> (fart optional)
(fart optional)
I'll go first: I told my wife
I’ll go first: I told my wife “When the apocalypse comes, I’ll be eating human flesh to survive”. “You shitting me?!” She asked. “i might be” I replied.
Spot on
Spot on
How is this guy always right?
How is this guy always right?
Good work
Good work
Unbelievable, but true
Unbelievable, but true
And it was funny then. NOT LIKE NOW
And it was funny then. NOT LIKE NOW
Fact checked: 75% true (apart from the AI designing the vaccine and the dog
Fact checked: 75% true (apart from the AI designing the vaccine and the dog “cured”)
Can partially agree
Can partially agree
Not a
Not a “health benefit” but a social one
Take notes gentelman
Take notes gentelman
Legendaty
Legendaty
MAD RESPECT
MAD RESPECT
<Confused>
DAMN indeed
DAMN indeed

And now, as LRFotS RobertW likes to say:


Real Men Watch REAL Sports

REPS FOR JESUS!!!

Ass-Kicking of the Eight Limbs

They See Me Rollinโ€™…

JUST BLEED!!!

Facefisted

Federer Express

Bullshido Breakdown


Gymtardery


Animal Planet

Pawsitivity

Golden Doofuses

German Shedders

Derpskies

BAFFTime

Cattitude

Cat Against Humanity

Murder Machines

Leave it to Beaver

Duck Tales

Pander Bear


Palate Cleansers

Axe Me Anything

Knives Out

Arrow to the Knee

Forgemaster

Woodshop

Mechanix

Drumlines

Guitar Heroics

MOAR DAKKA!!!

Mambo Italiano

Lunch Break

Omakase

DORINKU!!!

Jump-Starts

Gingervitis Injections


Livinโ€™ in the Land of the Metal Gods

Also Einstein: โ€œI fear that someday people will post my pic on the Internet with bogus made-up quotations in Comic Sans fontโ€

These guys opened for AMON AMARTH recently, and they were โ€“ to use a technical term โ€“ AMAZEBALLS:


Rock Out With Your Glock Out


Thot Shots

Finally, here are a few Instathots to get your week off to a suitably idiotic start. Happy Monday, everyone.

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