That picture you see up top is the outcome of a countrywide series of local or council elections across a dark, dank, rainy, soggy, moss-covered, foggy, depressing, mildewed, bankrupt rock in the North Atlantic, called PommieBastardLande – also known as the United Kingdom of (Once-)Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Its people – or at least, the Whites among them – are drunken, morose, and almost as overly polite and borderline gay as the Canuckistanis, who probably inherited the effeminacy gene from the Brits.
Making fun of the Limeys is, of course, a major pastime in the FUSA, where I used to live, and I retain my fondness for (gently) mocking the Poms even to this day. But mockery does not change the fact that the electoral results set off a political earthquake on that very same bankrupt foggy rock.
Now, admittedly, local election results matter about as much as a fart in a hurricane for most of my American readers, and with good reason. The Ungrateful Heathen Rebel Colonials have their own problems to worry about – not least of which is a giant orange man-child throwing Trumper Tantrums on his own social media network while threatening to bomb everything in sight. And that is before we get to the fact that most Americans are so provincial and badly educated that they could not locate PommieBastardLande on a map if their lives literally depended on it.
However, on this occasion, it is worth indulging in a little political analysis from “Across the Pond”, as it were, because what happened on and after May 7th has profound implications for much of the Western world.
The election results you see above where an absolute cataclysm for the ruling Labour Party. The party that once purported to represent British workers, the unions, and the interests of ordinary people, was essentially wiped out at the local level. Keep in mind, this is the same party that won a crushing landslide victory in the 2024 general election, which then installed one Queer Stormer as Prime Minister of that most unhappy country. The election ended 14 consecutive years of Cuckservative Party rule in Britain, during the course of which the Tories systematically ruined and destroyed Britain with so-called “austerity” (which really was nothing of the sort, given taxes stayed high but spending remained stubbornly fixed), and mass migration of hordes of Shitholistanis into much of the country.
The closest American analogue I can come up with is the US midterm elections, which usually act as a sort of public verdict on the job that the President is doing. However, this is a highly imperfect analogy, because the electoral systems in the US and Britain are radically different. In the US, the President is actually elected by the people through the state electoral college system, and can come from one or the other mainstream party that controls the House of Representatives (or the Senate, for that matter). In the UK, by contrast, and in most parliamentary dumbocracies, the party that controls the representative body of the people, dictates who gets to be Prime Minister.
None of these finicky details change the fact that the Labour Party was essentially destroyed in that election, by Nigel Farage’s Reform, and to a lesser extent the Green Party. It would be a bit like the Republicuck Party in the US being smashed to pieces in its traditional strongholds of the Southern and Midwestern states, and being replaced by… oh, I dunno, the Constitution Party, or some other once-fringe group.
The very constituencies that were once safe seats and bedrock councils for LIEbour, in Wales, Scotland, and even London and Birmingham, voted overwhelmingly for WEForm and the Greens. LIEbour has essentially ceased to exist as a serious political force. They, along with the Cuckservatives, are polling at something around 15% popularity with the country right now.
The results were predictable – many pundits expected this kind of wipe-out. But the implications are staggering for modern Britain – which is profoundly and deeply broken, as anyone who has visited it in the last 10 years can readily attest.
This specific result now means that the two main parties – including the single most successful political party perhaps in human history, the Conservative Party of Britain – have essentially ceased to be relevant as political forces. If a general election were held today, both LIEbour and the Cuckservatives would become basically irrelevant in the new Parliament. Most of the seats in the Palace of Westminster would go to WEForm and the Greens, along with a few independent seats from otherwise fringe groups. The LIEberal Daemoncrats, who are basically globalists on steroids and HGH, would also clean up rather nicely.
However, neither Reform, nor the Greens,, nor the LibDems, would have sufficient strength to form a new majority government. The result would be a hung parliament, with coalitions and horse-trading between various different factions, and nothing substantive happening at all.
In other words – the results point to a future systemic crisis that will once and for all shatter the parliamentary system in Britain, the system that has ruled over the country for the better part of 800 years.
Much and more has been made of how bad the results are for LIEbour, but one should not be surprised by that. Queer Stormer was never, ever a true leader – he was always a manager, and a particularly poor one at that. He has the charisma of a bucket of wet cement, the conviction of a leaf in the wind, and the mass appeal of a pub toilet at closing time. His voice is whiny and nasal, and he incessantly insists on reminding everyone that his father was a toolmaker – while remaining completely oblivious to the inevitable joke that his dad made the world’s biggest tool, with his son. LIEbour under Starmer never had any serious plan to fix broken Britain, because the Labour Party has been transformed since the Blair years into the very same kind of neoclown globalist hack-job that the modern Daemoncrats and Republicucks are in the US.
The bigger story behind these numbers, however, is the total implosion of the Cuckservative Party. It is amazing to watch. The single most successful political party in history, in terms of electoral results, has completely fallen apart. It is now effectively politically irrelevant. Its remaining power base is essentially among wealthy Boomercucks who have always voted Cuckservative, and always will, until the Great Day of the Pillow finally arrives for them. Many of those same Boomercucks have shifted their allegiances to WEForm instead – not, of course, that Farage’s party is any better.
Speaking of WEForm, I think it is important to say right here and now that Nigel Farage today is NOT the same man who forced through the referendum on Brexit 10 years ago, and won that vote handily. Back then, I was fulsome in my praise of the man. I meant it then, and I mean it now. Farage did more than any other man in British history to try to restore the country’s sense of honour and independence from the sovereignty-destroying clutches of the European Union, and he succeeded. He deserves every possible honour and every bit of praise for that.
But, as he has gotten closer to the possibility of becoming Prime Minister, he has lost that populist edge that made him a true man of the people. He has started retreating away from the radical changes he once proposed. Instead of scaling down Britain’s idiotic and unachievable ambitions to remain a global power and concentrate on defending Britain’s own native interests, he continues to subscribe to that stupid Boomercuck vision of Ye Olde Brityshe Empyre, that died in the 1960s, and should by rights stay buried there. He has backed away hastily from the idea of deporting millions of foreigners – including those who now have British passports – simply because it might be “inhumane”, when in reality it is the ONLY possible thing that will save Britain. He has sold out and undermined the very right-wingers and “extremists” that are his natural allies. His support for Izzrael’s genocidal and lunatic actions in the Middle East are incomprehensible and unforgivable. And he seems intent on carrying on the exact same ruling class idiocies with respect to the Ukraine War, insisting that it is all Russia’s fault that the conflict started, and that Britain should work to inflict a defeat on Russia and a Ukrainian victory.
This is not a man who will bring the profound structural change necessary to repair a completely shattered country.
That is where a character named Rupert Lowe comes in. This is a man who used to be part of Reform, until Farage kicked him out for comments that he made about deporting migrants – which the gutter-press promptly amplified and lied about, to make it sound like Lowe was proposing something akin to gas chambers and concentration camps.
Lowe’s new party, Restore Britain, is the only one that poses a genuine alternative to the mainstream failures. He is the face of the new, modern, nationalist Right in the UK. And his core party, Great Yarmouth First, managed a clean sweep of the local council seats in that part of Britain – a bit of the country that even most Brits cannot find easily on a map without help.
The signs are clear. In the next general election, currently slated for 2029, WEForm will almost certainly clean up, and might just be able to form a minority government. The Greens will take over as the face of the New Left – they are genuinely crazy Lefties, not the champagne socialists of modern Labour, and they believe in every last insane idiotic “eat the rich” policy that used to define Communists of a bygone era.
But nothing will get fixed. Nothing will change. Britain will continue to sink, until the final structural collapse hits. And then – perhaps – we might just get a true nationalist government.
It will probably be some kind of autocracy. There could very well be a new British civil war. But, the inevitable outcome will be exactly what Rupert Lowe himself has said publicly, on numerous occasions, on the record:
Millions Must Go.
One last point about Queer Stormer himself: he now faces open revolt from his own party, which demands that he leave. The hilarious thing about that, though, is that LIEbour has no clear candidate to replace him.
The Blairite faction wants the openly gay former Health Secretary, Wes Streeting, to take over – if so, he would be the first openly acknowledged gay Prime Minister, though given a rather odd episode with some Ukrainian rent-boys who set fire to Starmer’s house a while back, there is good reason to think that perhaps Stormer really is Queer as a three-dollar bill.
The hard-Left faction wants to replace him with either former Deputy Prime Minister Angela Raynor, who got into trouble for a bit of tax-dodging on her second home, or with the popular (and actually quite effective) Mayor of Greater Manchester, Andy Burnham. The problem is that none of these characters has any sort of commanding majority among the Members of Parliament of the Labour faction in the House of Commons – and, in Mr. Burnham’s case, he is not actually an MP, so he cannot stand for the role of Prime Minister at all.
There are ways and means around all of this, of course, but the situation is so ridiculous and so fractious that, despite leading the LIEbour Party to an utter rout, Queer Stormer is in a position where he might remain Prime Minister after all.
The reason why, is that there is no one strong enough to challenge him convincingly and win. Worse, he has the option of going fully nuclear and asking the King to dissolve (“prorogue”, in Pommie terms) Parliament itself, and declare a new election. This would trigger the complete destruction of the LIEbour Party, and everyone knows it, because the very same MPs who are currently in Parliament under LIEbour, would be replaced by WEForm or Green Party candidates immediately. LIEbour would be tossed onto the ash-heap of history, along with the Whigs and the Liberals of ages past.
And all of this is before we get to the fact that Britain today is teetering right on the brink of a gigantic fiscal AND monetary crisis. Their bond yields are higher today than they were in the days of Lettuce Liz Truss. THAT IS HOW BAD QUEER STORMER HAS BEEN. And Britain’s finances are an utter wreck. Its debt-to-GDP ratio is at or just over 100%, its tax burden is the highest in its post-WWII history – worse even than the bad old days of the 1970s – and inflation is ticking upward rapidly. At the same time as there is a gigantic global energy supply shock, the LIEbour Party refuses to issue new licenses for North Sea oil and gas drilling, and stubbornly maintains the overall ban on hydrofracking.
This is a party – and a country – without a plan, without a vision, and without hope for the future.
It is also an indication of where Europe, and the West as a whole, are heading. Dumbocracy was never a workable system, because it always ends up being co-opted and corrupted by the elites. So it has proven in Britain, and so it is proving everywhere else.
The ONLY solution, the ONLY way out, is a true nationalist approach, similar to what happened in Russia and China. And if that means autocracy within the confines of a strong framework of law and order… well, would that be so bad?
It is important to note that the Shire that Tolkien wrote about in The Lord of the Rings (and The Hobbit before that) was essentially a fantasy version of pre-Industrial England. It was a romanticised version of a country that had long since ceased to exist on the macro level.
Yet, if you ever travel to England, you will see it up and down the country. It is genuinely a breathtakingly beautiful place. Take a train journey out of London – which is a shithole city that I truly loathe these days – out into the countryside, or travel up north toward Manchester and Leeds. Travel across the Pennines. Walk through the Peak District. Drive around the Lake District. Everywhere you will see beautifully maintained farms and fields, quaint villages, and lovely towns that seem frozen in time – reminding you of a better, happier, healthier past.
The idea of the Shire remains in England – and Wales, and Scotland. (I have not yet been to Northern Ireland.) It can be recovered. But it will require that the Hobbits of Ingerlund gather some backbone and get rid of the Sharkeys in their midst, who have welcomed any number of Orcs and marauders into their peaceful lands.
PommieBastardLande can become great again. It will simply take the destruction of its current system, due to a colossal systemic crisis, for that to happen.






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