Monday morning MAFF meltdown

by Didact | Apr 27, 2026 | Mondays | 0 comments

Wa-hey, we are BACK with the Monday poast! Last week turned out to be ludicrously busy, and I simply could not be arsed to take the 3 or so hours that it requires to assemble one of these, in a single sitting. That means, of course, that we have an awful lot of catching up to do, which is precisely what you get down below. This weeks Great Mondaydact Browser Melter is at least 50% meltier than usual, and that is a GOOD Thing.

This week, we start with everyone’s least favourite subject – except for me, because I actually quite enjoy this:

#BasedTucker is Based

Dawn of Battle

The Male Brain gets things moving this week with a solid repertoire of materials – starting with stuff from last week, when I didn’t have a chance to poast it all up:

Plus, some comic timing:

Mind-Expanding Drugs

Death Smiles At Us All…

Culture Beats

Warriors of Faith

Manly Men of Manliness

Bad Medicine

Veterans’ Day

Judge’s Ruling

MUH RUSHIAN KAHLOOOOOOOZHUN!!!

Новый-Царь Приказывает

Профессор Бровкин Учит

Дед Сварливый Говорит!

Дядя Стас Объясняет

Русские Оружие

Русская Жизнь

Polonium

Timeo Danaos Et Donna Ferentes…

Burn Paedowood to the Ground

Reading Too Much Into Things

https://www.rt.com/news/637481-iran-trump-forever-war

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15715517/female-anti-feminist-Lauren-Southern-manosphere.html

https://phys.org/news/2026-04-refute-dark.html

https://www.rt.com/news/637625-america-heads-back-to-moon

https://www.rt.com/russia/637578-ukraines-mobilization-crisis-deepens

https://www.rt.com/news/637573-mission-accomplished-operation-near-isfahan

https://www.rt.com/news/637758-american-dominance-comes-to-end

https://www.rt.com/news/637760-gulf-has-new-boss-here

https://www.rt.com/news/637732-iran-has-prevailed-five-lessons

https://www.windowslatest.com/2026/04/09/microsoft-begins-removing-copilot-from-windows-11-starting-with-notepad-snipping-tool

We Are the Barbarians

https://www.rt.com/russia/637973-inside-ukraines-expanding-drone-war

https://techcrunch.com/2026/04/10/france-to-ditch-windows-for-linux-to-reduce-reliance-on-us-tech/

https://www.rt.com/news/638111-us-and-its-allies-after-iran

https://www.rt.com/news/637873-america-has-reached-limits

https://www.rt.com/news/638356-hungarys-new-leader-faces-reality-check

https://www.rt.com/news/638373-after-orban-brussels-celebrates

https://www.earth.com/news/dark-matter-does-not-exist-the-universe-is-27-billion-years-old-rajendra-gupta-theory

https://experteditor.com.au/blog/s-bt-the-generation-that-raised-itself-on-cereal-for-dinner-and-walked-home-from-school-in-the-dark-didnt-just-survive-unsupervised-childhoods-they-built-an-entire-emotional-operating-system-around-th/

https://www.rt.com/news/638518-myth-of-ukrainian-drones

https://www.rt.com/news/638541-nato-fuel-crisis-eu

https://www.rt.com/news/638456-world-without-rules-next-war

https://www.rt.com/news/638628-britain-zionist-police-state-israel

https://www.businessinsider.com/stanford-grad-couldnt-find-job-created-a-six-figure-business-2026-4

Is It Time to Impeach Trump?

https://www.rt.com/news/638871-palantir-technological-republic-digital-tyranny

https://www.rt.com/news/638944-spain-china-woke-pragmatic

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15763331/Gender-wars-Thousands-South-Korean-women-abandoned-men-shunning-sex-marriage-warning-West-starker-writes-IAN-BIRRELL.html

https://www.rt.com/news/639064-eu-has-gone-mad

And some more from Dawn Pine:

https://www.fox34.com/2026/04/02/recall-issued-chocolates-containing-potentially-life-threatening-amounts-viagra

https://www.aol.com/articles/40-percent-people-helped-los-223437728.html

https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/38531165/homeless-man-squatting-loft-put-on-antipsychotics

https://www.meforum.org/mef-observer/cluster-munitions-and-the-politics-of-enforcement?isExternal=true

https://nypost.com/2026/04/05/world-news/graduate-mocked-after-fleeing-us-over-60-a-month-student-loans

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/college-students-losing-ability-participate-180129336.html

https://tech.yahoo.com/science/articles/teenage-entrepreneur-makes-groundbreaking-invention-060000024.html

https://news.sky.com/story/arnold-schwarzenegger-returns-to-belfast-to-receive-honorary-doctorate-13526099

https://www.ynetnews.com/environment/article/sk07p3v211g

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/fox-news-teens-low-birth-rate-fertility-children-b2956006.html

https://www.iflscience.com/bir-tawil-the-land-no-country-wants-to-own-83137

https://www.npr.org/2026/04/10/nx-s1-5773327/women-men-jobs-health-care-manufacturing

https://unwatch.org/outrage-at-un-democracies-enable-iran-china-cuba-to-oversee-human-rights-bodies

https://nypost.com/2026/04/11/us-news/extreme-left-nonprofit-pitches-north-korea-as-utopia-to-cash-strapped-new-yorkers

https://www.tomshardware.com/software/windows/veteran-microsoft-engineer-says-original-task-manager-was-only-80kb-so-it-could-run-smoothly-on-90s-computers-original-utility-used-a-smart-technique-to-determine-whether-it-was-the-only-running-instance

https://www.ynetnews.com/article/bkreos9nzl

https://www.livenowfox.com/news/oklahoma-principal-stops-gunman

https://www.tabletmag.com/sections/news/articles/seven-myths-iran-war-michael-doran

https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2026/apr/17/media-coverage-violence-against-women-low-report

https://nypost.com/2026/04/17/us-news/titanic-museum-outside-chicago-floods-on-114th-anniversary-of-legendary-shipwreck

https://www.theguardian.com/news/ng-interactive/2026/apr/18/harvard-university-antigua-slavery-history

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2026/apr/16/red-hair-gene-favoured-natural-selection-study

https://www.forbes.com/sites/laurensoni/2026/04/15/ai-and-the-gender-gap-the-new-broken-rung-most-women-dont-know-exists

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/scientists-just-discovered-5-6-million-bees-under-a-new-york-cemetery

Men and women show different relative cognitive strengths across their lifespans

Gen X is trying to come to grips with getting ‘old.’ It’s not going well.

https://www.sciencealert.com/study-of-11000-us-teens-links-cannabis-use-to-slower-brain-development

https://nypost.com/2026/04/22/us-news/asian-jumping-worms-found-in-california-officials-issue-warning

https://dailygalaxy.com/2026/04/us-schools-30-billion-laptops-tablets-gen-z-cognitive-decline/

https://nypost.com/2026/04/22/us-news/southern-poverty-law-center-accused-of-secretly-paying-ex-kkk-imperial-wizard-as-informant

https://news.sky.com/story/trio-sentenced-over-bear-costume-insurance-fraud-scam-in-california-13533694

https://www.livescience.com/archaeology/ancient-egyptians/egyptian-mummy-has-part-of-the-iliad-in-its-abdomen-archaeologists-discover

https://www.dw.com/en/uk-health-data-volunteered-by-500000-people-to-biobank-charity-listed-for-sale-on-alibaba-in-china/a-76912632

HALO Nation

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

Big Boyz Toyz

Yeah, it’s so “insanely advanced” that their destroyers cannot operate in warm waters. Or on a Tuesday. Or when someone sneezes in the engine room. Or… well, you get the idea.