So much for the weekend – it just plain whizzed by. However, I doubt my American readers are particularly fussed, because this week is going to be, for them, a half-week, at best. That is because the annual tradition of Thanksgiving is right around the corner. Much of America will be travelling from Wednesday morning onward, and then will be feasting – to the extent possible, given the economy and rampant inflation – this Thursday, and absolutely nothing of any consequence will be done on Friday, which leads us into the weekend.
Thanksgiving was always my favourite American holiday, while I lived there. Most years, I went over to my (VERY liberal) aunt’s house, and I made it a point to arrive JUST before the food started, to avoid all the irritating social interactions. She would start preparing a full MONTH before the holiday itself, and could quite easily cook up enough food for thirty people. (This was usually my idea of Hell, but on that one night, I let it slide – and I focused on the traditional stuff, like turkey and mashed potatoes and pecan pie.)
Seeing as how it is a special day coming up, let us remind ourselves what about it actually is special:
It is also worth asking what the pilgrims actually ate on the day – suffice to say that what we call the “modern” Thanksgiving feast, is wildly different from what they ate back then:
#BasedTucker is Based
Dawn of Battle
The Male Brain has plenty of interesting and thought-provoking things to get us started for the week:
Mind-Expanding Drugs
Death Smiles At Us All…
Culture Beats
Veterans’ Day
Judge’s Ruling
MUH RUSHIAN KAHLOOOOOOOZHUN!!!
Новый-Царь Приказывает
Профессор Бровкин Учит
Дед Сварливый Говорит!
Дядя Стас Объясняет
Русские Оружие
Русская Жизнь
Polonium
Timeo Danaos Et Donna Ferentes…
Bad Medicine
Warriors of Faith
Manly Men of Manliness
Burn Paedowood to the Ground
Reading Too Much Into Things
Linkage is good for you:
- Fyodor Lukyanov explains why the G20 is a useless relic of a bygone era;
- Sergey Strokan comments on the upcoming visit of the Neo-Tsar to India – I sure hope he brings plenty of Imodium with him…;
- Andrey Rudenko goes into the full details of the whole sordid nonsense of the golden toilets of 404;
- Telegram channel Older Than Edda provides an explanation of how Russia overcame an initial deficit in drone warfare capabilities, to become the very best in the world at using them;
- Interesting one from Southfront showing how Ukraine’s collapse is now obvious for all to see;
- Tarik Cyril Amar examines the corruption scandal ripping through Banderastan;
- Andre Benoit is supremely unimpressed by the calls of French elites to put Frog troops into battle against Russia – apparently, the surrender-monkeys have forgotten how that worked out for them in 1814;
- Parts of the US economy are already in recession – regardless of what Drumpf would like us to think;
- Goolag wants to snoop through your emails using Abominable Intelligence – but you CAN turn that shit off if you want;
- Archaeologists have found a tablet containing an entirely new set of letters that do not match previously known ancient scripts;
- For those of you who fancy mammoth-burgers – apparently, attempts to resurrect the tuskers are meeting with some limited success;
And some more from Dawn Pine:
- The Brits want to overhaul their asylum system – which, as anyone who has been to PommieBastardLande recently can attest, is very much a case of closing the barn door after the horse has bolted;
- If you read this one about a man in a “throuple” with a woman AND HER DAUGHTER without throwing up, you are a stronger man than I am;
- Your “bitches be crazy INNNNN SPAAAAAACE” story of the week;
- We mock credential inflation here in the West, but in China, apparently you now need a PhD to supervise garbage collection and landfills;
- The latest round of shitbaggery from airlines says that, even if you pay extra for a window seat, that doesn’t mean you actually get a view;
- The diversity-hire security people at the Louvre just keep stacking up the Ls – this time with some pranksters messing around near the Mona Lisa;
- Floriduh Man is now on trial for killing a Limey woman who specifically travelled there to be killed – which should make for some rather interesting legal arguments;
- Some enterprising wags have figured out how to replicate Epstein’s Gmail inbox, and the results are hilarious;
- In a result that should surprise absolutely nobody, it turns out that Minnesota is now a major sponsor of Izzlamist terrorists – because of its huge population of Somali immigrants;
HALO Nation
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
Big Boyz Toyz
Oh No! Anyway…
Comedy Hour
Meme Warfare
We begin with some dank memes from The Male Brain:
[ABSO-F**KIN-LUTLEY – Didact]
And now, as LRFotS RobertW likes to say:
Animal Planet
Murder Machines
Cattitude
Cat Against Humanity
Speed Freeks
Seal of Approval
Trash Pandas
German Shedders
Golden Doofuses
Maligators
Derpskies
Booty-Scooters
Pawsitivity
Real Men Watch REAL Sports
REPS FOR JESUS!!!
Ass-Kicking of the Eight Limbs
They See Me Rollin’…
JUST BLEED!!!
Facefisted
Gymtardery
Palate Cleansers
Axe Me Anything
Knives Out
Drumlines
Guitar Heroics
MOAR DAKKA!!!
Master of Puppets
Mambo Italiano
Meal Deal
Bento Box
Soundstage
Jump-Starts
Gingervitis Injections
Livin’ in the Land of the Metal Gods
Let’s do some classic METALIUM today:
Rock Out With Your Glock Out
Thot Shots
Right, let’s get to your Insthatots to get the week off to a suitably absurd start. First up, Pauline Thantot, who is one half of a twin-sister duo of French/Persian houris that flounce around in bikinis:
Second, Kamila Smoguletska, age 30 from Lodz, Poland, who is a blogger, MMA fighter, model, and general all-round inflatable thot:
Third, Maayan Shaibi, age 24 from Israel – so you know it’s guaranteed kosher:
And finally, some Asian Instathot named Sandy:
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