Ah, Monday – that foul-smelling excrescence that we must all endure, just to collect our pay cheque at the end of the month. Life really is too short to worry about one’s alarm clock going off on a Monday and dragging one’s under-caffeinated, over-tired hind-parts into the office for one day out of every seven, simply to listen to the inane chatter of one’s co-workers, and answer ever more retarded queries from ever more irritating idiots.
Given we are all in a foul mood – especially after coming off the high that was the God-Emperor’s coronation last week – the Great Mondaydact Browser Mulcher will take a suitably downbeat tone, by looking at the dirtiest of dirty jobs, with the legendary Mike Rowe.
That’s right – as crappy as your job is, remember, it could always get worse:
The Mighty God-Emperor
His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, has been incredibly effective during his very busy first week, though some of the things he said in his recent interview with Sean Hannity bordered on blithering idiocy:
#BasedTucker is Based
Dawn of Battle
The Male Brain has lots of good stuff lined up for us this week. We begin with a brief one from Business Standard about โNobel Diseaseโ โ though you will need to stomach that horrid Pajeet accent to get through it:
Basically, Nobel disease comes down to being a colossal ASSHAT after winning the most coveted prize in the world.
Dr. Orion Taraban points out an obvious truth about how men do not want to deal with a ball-busting bitch who โchallengesโ them all the time, just for access to box:
Outperform tells you how to get your motivation off the ground:
All I will say to that is, โmotivationโ rarely lasts. Discipline is what gets you to where you need to go.
It has been quite a while since we last saw John Stossel around here โ so let us bring his distinguished greying visage back for an excellent analysis of the stupidity of ESG investing:
Mind-Expanding Drugs
Your General Knowledge Corner is from The Male Brain this week, and is by The Geography Bible, about things in our world that make, basically, zero sense:
Also, with all the ballyhoo surrounding large language models, perhaps it is high time we looked at what they are actually all about:
And for those interested in the difference between AI and Machine Learning:
Death Smiles At Us All…
Poli-Ticking Off
Mark Dice is getting quite dizzy from all the WINNING!!!:
The very-thoroughly-married couple at Redacted are even more amped up than I am about the God-Emperorโs EPIC first 100 hours and week:
The sheer pace of the WINNING!!! has indeed been stunning, no matter how you feel about Drumpf โ I, of course, support him, with a few caveats. His Russia policy is not only STUPID, it is staggeringly ill-informed, but I expect he will course-correct fairly soon.
PJW gives us a rather bleak and depressing update on the absolute state of Broken Britain:
Lord Razor of the Fist Clan is NOT amused by Brandonโs decision to pardon Fraudci, along with so many other criminals from his Fake Administration:
Brandonโs pardoning of that malevolent, evil little troll, is particularly galling. In a just world, that asshole would be up in front of a Nuremberg-style trial for all the horrendous things he has done โ going all the way back to the AIDS crisis in the 1980s.
Go read RFK Jr.โs book about him โ it is a 900-page doorstopper, but it is worth the read โ and see for yourself the colossal damage Fraudci did to modern medicine, by politicising and weaponising it, and turning it into the pursuit of profits over patients.
Veteransโ Day
LTC Danny Davis did not get a chance to catch up with his old boss, DA KERNEL HIZZSELF, because the latter had a nasty case of bronchitis, apparently โ which would explain his persistent coughing fits, of late โ but he did get a chance to catch up with the author of a book that I consider an absolute must-read โ Col. Jacques Baud:
Judgeโs Ruling
Judge Nap talks to perhaps the only honest US Senator that actually takes the Constitution seriously โ the one, the only, Dr. Rand Paul:
Many sons turn out to be dishonourable or unworthy imitations of their fathers.
Dr. Paul is not one of those.
Also โ DA KERNEL HIZZSELF seems to have recovered somewhat and is back to his usual fine form when discussing potential peace talks between the FUSA and Russia:
ะะตะด ะกะฒะฐัะปะธะฒัะน ะะพะฒะพัะธั!
Grandpa Grumpuss grumps, grumpily, about the rather ridiculous assertion Ornj Boi made about Russians somehow โstealingโ hypersonic missile designs from the FUSA:
The God-Emperor often gets things wildly wrong, and in this case, he is so far off the mark, it isnโt even funny. The Soviets started working on hypersonic weapons decades ago, and they only failed to field a working stand-off strike weapon, because their economy collapsed.
The Russians, however, NEVER throw anything away. That is a literal truth โ they have fully computerised their aviation testing records dating back to the 1940s, which is why they have datasets that literally no one else on Earth does, when it comes to testing new airborne weapons.
As a result, they were able to extend their lead into hypersonic weapons, after Dubya pulled out of the ABM Treaty โ on the pretext, of course, that the Russians were the ones violating its terms, so that America could then develop its own hypersonic weapons. That worked out rather badly for the Ameribros, because here we are, 20 years later, and the Russians have multiple classes of hypersonic stand-off strike weapons, while the Americans still cannot field even an operational prototype to save their asses.
Polonium
Ania Konieczek talks to Alex Krainer about the rather stark future confronting Europe, now that the God-Emperor is in power again:
Timeo Danaos Et Donna Ferentesโฆ
The good gentlemen of The Duran put together an absolutely SUPERB analysis of the impossibility of using oil prices to threaten the Russians:
Bad Medicine
Dr. John Campbell is pleased to see various advocacy groups standing up for those injured by the not-vaxx:
Dr. Suneel Dhand gives us all some very useful tips on boosting our immune systems during the dreary, cold, wet, and nasty winter months, when infections thrive:
EconSupport talks about the AWFUL state of British public healthcare, where the NHS is essentially totally broken, and tries to explain why this is the case:
It canโt be THAT difficult to figure out. When you have a healthcare system designed on LITERALLY Marxist principles โ which the NHS is โ and therefore has no ability to use pricing as a regulatory mechanism, then you should not be surprised to learn that the system does not work.
Dr Ollie proposes a few potential alternatives to the current, very obviously non-functional, approach:
Of course, he closes by insisting that the NHS simply needs a bit more investment and work, but given what i know of that system, he is flat-out wrong.
Talking to Brits about the NHS is seriously like talking to people with severe Stockholm’s Syndrome. They literally cannot imagine their country without the NHS, despite the fact that it simply does not work. The horror stories coming out of the hospitals in PommieBastardLande have to be read to be believed.
Shovelling more money into this gigantic black hole is not the answer – but try to have a rational conversation with a Brit about that, and he will immediately start screaming at you about how you are a bloodthirsty monster who wants to kill his grandmother through exorbitant medical bills. (The irony involved with a country that locked its old people away from their grandkids and let them die slowly and in terrible loneliness during the Scamdemic, seems to escape them.)
Shawn Baker MD โ who is JACKED beyond belief โ answers a rather interesting question about what it is like to be a full-time carnivore who basically just eats meat:
I have actually been eating mostly meat, with fairly limited vegetable intake, for the past couple of weeks. And I have to say, I find the results quite impressive. I used to be more โPaleoโ, as it were โ eating mostly natural foods, lots of vegetables, plenty of meat, but basically eating a more balanced diet.
But, of late, I find myself simply eating eggs and bacon, or steak and bacon, or just steak by itself. Or pork chops, chicken breasts, lamb chopsโฆ
And, bloody HELL, it is AWESOMESAUCE.
Yeah, I still eat fruits โ blueberries, bananas, oranges, and I put lemon juice in my water, but that is more to clean out my liver, and also because I just like the taste. But, overall, my vegetable intake has gone WAY down.
I tell you, it feels incredible. And there is nothing, absolutely NOTHING, as satisfying as chowing down on a medium-rare ribeye or sirloin steak with pepper and sea salt sprinkled on top.
Indeed, the absolute best meal I can remember in recent times, was a serving of Bistecca ala Fiorentina that I ate with my family in โ where else? โ Florence recently. That was basically 1.5Kg of seared rare beef, and it was UNBELIEVABLY delicious. I must have demolished close to a third of it.
Warriors of Faith
Tha Dizzle explains how psychopathy can be both innate and acquired, depending on the conditions in which one lives โ if oneโs very survival depends on adopting psychopathic traits, then one becomes a psychopath by choice:
This helps explain a lot of why Izzlam is such a batshit insane death-cult, by the way.
Al-Fadi from CIRA International continues his explanation of the curious โ and PAGAN โ Izzlamick practice of worshipping the โBlack Stoneโ:
Christian Prince smashes right through the best arguments a persistent Shiโa Moose Limb brings to bear against him:
Sam Shamoun explains to Muslimahs why their death-cult is so awful for women:
Avery from GodLogic runs circles around Moose Limbs โ using their own so-called โlogicโ:
This is the problem with Izzlam. If you want to believe in what it teaches, you literally have to perform your own lobotomy. And that is shocking, too, when you realise that there once were, in fact, great Izzlamick thinkers who fused Aristotelian logic with their understanding of theology, and were rather more liberal (for certain definitions of the term) than Izzlamists today.
That all got shut down right quick by a chap named al-Ghazali in the 10th Century, who wrote a screed called The Incoherence of the Philosophers, attacking innovators and thinkers like Ibn Sina and Ibn Rushd, great jurists and imams of their time who tried to reconcile the clearly batshit-crazy teachings of a 7th Century warlord and caravan robber, with the evidently ordered and defined world around them.
That tract shut down any and all innovation in the religion for the next thousand years. The result is what you see today โ a literally brainwashed mass of people who are so deluded as to believe absolutely ridiculous lies, and who then cannot function when we expose and destroy those lies.
Manly Men of Manliness
Terrence Popp waxes lyrical about what happens when men lose all hope for a better future:
Joker from Better Bachelor cannot stomach watching two whores try to outdo each other in the Jizzebel stakes:
That was not a typo on my part. Watch the video and you will find out why.
Nut Roasting
Letโs have the usual compilation of men mocking crazy cat-ladies who post their own Ls online. First up, Manosphere Highlights Daily:
Next, Man Talk:
Here is a classic from the legendary Kevin Samuels (RIP):
And Manosphere Daily:
Finally, the Far Eastern perspective from China Unvarnished โ and if you think men have it bad in the West, just wait until you see what the Chinks have to endure:
By the way, the โChinese passport broโ actually does exist, and sometimes they manage to snag a Russian girl in the process. This actually generally turns out pretty well โ because the Russian (or Belorussian) typically ends up living in China, where they do not tend to tolerate a lot of the more batshit-crazy behaviour the Slavs get up to in their own countries:
Just to be clear, the woman in question IS NOT a “supermodel” – but she is certainly fairly easy on the eyes, as Slavic women tend to be.
Burn Paedowood to the Ground
Midnightโs Edge watches Section 31, the latest outing in the Kurtzmantrek dreck-fest, so you do not have to:
Gary from Nerdrotic watches as Hollyweird recognises it has lost the culture war and bends the knee to the God-Emperor:
The Critical Drinker endures the tedious woketard lecture that is the latest horrifying Disney live-action adaptation that rapes an existing property:
Film Theory
Films were simply better 20 years ago than they are today โ and few epic films were better than Troy. The climactic fight scene between Achilles and Hector remains, to this day, one of the very best ever filmed in a swords-and-sandals epic:
Also โ the new trailer for A Working Man, based on the โLevon Cadeโ series of novels by The Legend Chuck Dixon, has just dropped, and it is VERY good:
Reading Too Much Into Things
Your long read of the week is from Mark Gullick, and looks at Queer Starmerโs background as a kind of Trotskyite revolutionary to explain his catastrophically bad policy decisions, now that he is Prime Monster of PommieBastardLande:
And what of the British right-of-center politicians, such as they are? Professor Matt Goodwin is a near-permanent fixture on Right-of-center British media, and is becoming a force within Reform UK, whose political star is very much in the ascendant, and at whose party conference Professor Goodwin recently spoke. Professor Goodwin goes after Keir Starmer personally โ a national pastime at present โ from about 13:00 in the video, and since his academic background is in statistics, he is tethered to facts and figures in a way rare in the political class. If any man was going to expose Starmerโs Trotskyite past, surely this was Professor Goodwin. And he didnโt mention it. That the Prime Minister of the UK was formerly connected with hard-Left doctrine ought to be a serious weapon, particularly for a party eclipsing the Tories. One wonders what the media response might be were Nigel Farage, the leader of Reform and himself tipped as a future Prime Minister, found to have been an avid reader of Julius Evola.
The only British journalist even to have mentioned the fact that Starmer was or had been a Pabloite, and so by extension a Trotskyite, is the veteran writer Peter Hitchens, the surviving younger brother of the late Christopher Hitchens.
Hitchens becomes more curmudgeonly as he gets older and more jaded politically, but he is ever-more forthright. The reason he gives for the mediaโs radio silence on Starmerโs radical political past is a simple one:
โThey donโt understand it. Most people who write about politics in this country are politically illiterateโ.
This is unlikely to lead to many lunch invitations from journalistic colleagues, but Hitchens does understand both his profession and politics. In particular, he understands Trotskyism because, in his youth, he was himself a Trotskyist, a fact he has never tried to conceal and which gives him his insight into Starmer.
Starmer is portrayed in the British press as โboringโ, but he is psychologically fascinating. Asked his favorite book or poem in an interview, he seemed slightly surprised at the question, and said he had neither. What kind of person doesnโt have a favorite piece of literature? There is something autistic about the man, as though he doesnโt function at the human level, but instead as a sort of AI program. Peter Hitchens describes the PM as โan extremely dogmatic personโ, which is accurate as far as it goes, but he is more doctrinaire than simply dogmatic, and this makes him absolutely suited to the hard Left.
Contemporary Britain is, of course, a very different place from the Soviet Union. One of the main points of difference between Trotsky and Stalin was that, while Bronstein favored a period of capitalism in order to bring down that very edifice, Stalin did not. Starmer seems to be with Stalin in despising capitalists. The rich are now leaving Britain at record levels due to his policies, with millionaires exiting the country in 2024 at a level 150% higher than that of 2023.
Starmer is not the first PM in recent history to have fallen under the spell of Trotsky. Tony Blair, whose New Labour began the project of which the Starmer administration is the continuity version, was himself drawn to Trotskyism after reading the first volume of Isaac Deutscherโs biographic trilogy of the Russian, as a 2017 Guardian article revealed:
โโHereโs this guy Trotsky who was so inspired by all of this that he went out to create a Russian revolution and changed the world. I think itโs a very odd thing โ just literally it was like a light going on,โ Blair told Reflections with Peter Hennessy on Radio 4.โ
While Starmer has always been branded a โCorbyniteโ, or a follower of the Labour leader prior to his tenure, Jeremy Corbyn, seasoned watchers of British politics will recognize Blair as the PMโs true mentor. It may still be that a torch lit in Soviet Russia, kindled in Greece and Paris, and one that so illuminated Tony Blair, has been passed on to Sir Keir Starmer, and may not be extinguished before the job is finished.
As I have pointed out repeatedly, if you want to understand where neoliberalism, or its closely related cousin, neoclownery, comes from, then you have to understand the impact of unreconstructed Trotskyite Jews on the body politic, and you have to work backwards through that phrase to understand how the great evil of neoliberalism came to be.
Ultimately, it always comes down to the same idiotic, insane, misguided belief of the right of a small bunch of intellectual elites to rule over the masses, for the sake of saving the world.
And it NEVER, EVER works.
Linkage is good for you:
- Vitalyi Ryumshin reflects the thinking of a lot of Russians as they try hard to figure out what the heck Ornj Boi is doing;
- Pyotr Lavrenin maps the political descent of Ukraine into the abyss, starting with the outcome of the Orange Revolution and the rise of Viktor Yanukovych;
- Andrey Sushentsov examines the way in which the 404 War has destroyed the unity and prosperity of the โgolden billionโ in the West;
- No less a man than The Putin stated that the 2020 Election was stolen from the God-Emperor โ proving what we have been saying all along;
- Rachel Marsden watches as the God-Emperor thunders back into office during his first week;
- Tarik Cyril Amar points out that the neoliberal world order of the West is in full-blown retreat, because of the Trumpasaur;
- Despite the Trumpasaur telling the world to stop with the DIE nonsense already, some of the FUSAโs biggest companies are resisting โ that will not end well for them;
- Daniel Greenfield explains the historical context behind the name of the erstwhile Mt. Denali, soon to be renamed back to Mt. McKinley;
- Scientists have found a highly unusual crocodile that has adapted and evolved under evolutionary pressures to eat bats in a cave;
- Bosses everywhere should really stop trying to make full-time office work a thing, because workers are telling them it is just not going to happen;
- Just when you thought Gen-Z could not get any worse, it turns out they are losing some very basic and simple communication skills that the rest of us have;
- Proving, yet again, the truth of the SSH, a woman laments leaving her rich but boring Delta ex for her exciting but poor Alpha;
- To precisely nobodyโs surprise, it turns out the elites who descend on Davos every winter, are a bunch of degenerate freaks;
- Edward Dutton reckons the feminisation of society explains why leading Hollyweird actors and actresses are getting older;
- The next DOOM game is overhauling the Glory Kill system to allow you to slaughter enemies with ever greater efficiency;
- If you are a little bored with HALO: MCC, there are now 3 new fan-made missions you can soon download via Steam Workshop, for HALO 3 โ the best FPS game in history, IMAO;
And some more from Dawn Pine:
- Your โrespect the agedโ story of the week โ an old geezer, who is officially an effing LEGEND, fought off a robber with a pair of jeans in a laundromat;
- No matter how smart you think you are, even if you are a STRAWNG INDEPENDENTISS WAMMENZES, you can still get scammed on a trip abroad;
- If you want a lucrative side-hustle, it turns out that recommending others to tech companies for employment is a pretty good gig;
- One rather awesome side effect of the not-vaxx is that, in a few cases, it makes a womanโs breasts go from a B-cup to a triple-G, and I think we all want to see pictures to confirm this amazing phenomenon;
- A husband who mocked his wife on their wedding day is either a gigachad, or an unutterable douchebag โ we report, you decide;
- The God-Emperor took the FUSA out of the WHO, which now has to make severe cuts, and the rest of us simply stand and applaud;
- Brolon MuZk absolutely is not on our side, but I have to admit, it is funny as hell watching him trigger the bejeezus out of Europeโs elites by supporting the AfD;
- The Malaysian government wants to hold telcos responsible for the impact of financial scams, which might actually go a long way to stopping them;
- A pizzeria in PommieBastardLande has put to rest the whole pineapple debate by charging a ridiculous amount for anyone stupid enough to order a pizza with fruit on it;
- Your โWeโre Doomedโ story of the week โ a teacher in New Jersey (NOT Floriduh, amazingly) had sex with her student, then gave birth to his baby, and then got arrested when the young father recognised the kid;
- And your โLazarus Risesโ moment of the week โ a woman who was declared legally dead, was rather surprised to find out about it, because she is quite alive and well;
MUH RUSHIAN KAHLOOOOOOOZHUN!!!
The Neo-Tsar commemorated the one MILLION Russians who died during the Siege of Leningrad, which the Red Army finally broke 81 years ago:
It is important to note that the Neo-Tsarโs parents lived through that siege. His elder brother died during it โ Putin was born in 1953, over 7 years after his brother passed. Today is personal for The Putin, in a way that Westerners cannot comprehend.
People in the West really need to understand what drives Russians. Over 20 MILLION of them died during what they call the Great Patriotic War. Virtually every single Russian family lost someone. President Putinโs mother and father lived through the horror of a total blockade of Russiaโs second-greatest city, which only ended when the Red Army finally broke through the German cordon and cracked the encirclement at Lake Ladoga, and that experience shaped them, and therefore President Putin, in ways that we are only today beginning to see.
THIS is why Russians react so violently to the idea of Western troops posted in Eastern Europe โ because, the last time something like that happened, roughly 15% of their population died.
It is also worth remembering that President Putinโs father died in 1998, and his mother died in 1999. Putin became Prime Minister of Russia in mid-1999, and then President at the end of 1999. In a very real sense, he has kept the memories of his parents, and everything they endured, alive throughout his time in office, by doing his utmost to reshape Russia into the great power it always was โ so that no Russian will ever again have to endure what his parents did.
Only when you understand this, can you even begin to understand what drives Russians today.
HALO Nation
Slayergod Remy aka MintBlitz does his thing while talking about the future of the franchise:
I cannot say I am optimistic. HALO Infinite was a BIG step in the right direction, but the schizophrenic nature of the storyline and universe under 343i did nothing to inspire confidence. HALO 5: Guardians, in particular, was a bloody disaster.
Right now, I get the distinct impression that Halo Studios, or whatever Microsoft calls its in-house development unit nowadays, is basically under the control of the DIE crazies, and as such will totally fail to understand everything that made the franchise great.
Further, they have plainly run out of ideas, which is why their Next Big Thing is simply to re-release the original game using the Unreal engine.
I am playing through that original game now. It requires ZERO improvement. The whole thing is simply magnificent, from start to finish. Yes, it has its flaws, but those flaws make it unique and distinct. In terms of lore, world-building, gameplay, voice acting, and just plain BALLS TO THE WALL ACTION, you simply CANNOT beat HALO: Combat Evolved. The Anniversary re-skin achieved something remarkable, by preserving the original game while updating (sort of) its graphics. That was all that the game needed โ a fresh coat of paint, so to speak.
I am NOT INTERESTED in a game that makes the Hunters harder to kill by removing the one-shot pistol kill, or changes the physics of the Warthog so that the slightest of taps simply kills an NPC. Those weird idiosyncrasies made the game what it was. They deserve to stay.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
Imperial Iterator goes full-on BattleTech for this weekโs video, with BIG STOMPY MECHA-THINGIES!!!:
Big Boyz Toyz
Interesting documentary here about the ground-attack version of the F-16 Viper that never quite made it into production:
The comments are pretty amusing to read. Lots of hate in there for Pierre Sprey โ the man who helped design the F-16 in the first place, and one of the leading lights of the anti-stupidity campaign that stands against idiotic ideas like the F-35 Turducken Joint Strike Flying Piano.
And the Eyetie engineer with the awesome accent behind Millennium 7* HistoryTech looks at the latest Chinese supposed sixth-generation fighter, the J-50:
I am not convinced it actually is a 6th-gen fighter, but we shall see. We simply know too little about it to make any definitive judgements.
On the other end of the scale, we have quite a lot of blithering idiocy about Ford-class supercarriers from Ward Carroll:
Supercarriers ARE obsolete, but not for the reasons the video gives. Read the comments to it, by the way, they are an exercise in frustration. Most Americans simply do not seem to be able to do basic MAFF.
So many of the commenters get hung up on what is, and is not, a hypersonic missile, and how fast it travels at terminal velocity, and how expensive one is, etc. They completely and totally miss the point.
A single hypersonic cruise missile hitting a Ford-class carrier might cost anywhere from US$1-10M, sure โ apparently, a Kinzhal or Tsirkon costs the Russians about US$1M, thereabouts. (This, by the way, is a damned sight cheaper than ANY American anti-aircraft missile.) The Russians โ and especially the Chinese โ can manufacture those missiles in large quantities. The probability of an anti-missile interceptor taking out one of those things, is far below 5% these days.
Using a (relatively) simple P(k) equation to figure out the number of anti-missile interceptors needed to take out a single Tsirkon, launched at a range of up to 2,000Km, yields roughly the number of missiles, in ONE SALVO, that a single Arleigh Burke-class destroyer carries.
So a salvo of 5 hypersonic ship-killers, will deplete the anti-missile defences of a carrier battlegroup in a very big hurry.
And that is before we get to the cost differentials involved. Keep in mind that a single Ford-class supercarrier costs north of US$13 BILLION to produce โ and then you have to add all the other crap to it, the jets, the personnel, the systems, and so on. That comes to well in excess of US$20B.
One single hypersonic missile โ or, hell, even a high-supersonic Kh-32 ship-killer launched from a Tu-22M2 bomber โ would be enough to knock that colossal investment right out of the water. The missile does not even need to destroy the carrier โ it simply needs to break the carrierโs deck. If it breaks the carrier’s spine (keel), then so much the better, but that outcome is not strictly required to neutralise a supercarrier’s fighting capability.
This inability to do basic military MAFF, is a big part of the reason why the US military is so useless in an actual war, and why the FUSA conclusively lost the arms race against Russia and China a decade ago.
Culture Beats
TheGamerFromMars โ whose physiognomy practically screams โDeltaโ, though his videos are distinctly Gamma in nature and style โ unpacks the Instathot and OnlyFools phenomenon known as โAmouranthโ:
Ms Siragusa featured in the much-beloved Friday T&A series some years ago. While not quite everything about her is fake, most of it certainly is โ starting with her most interestingโฆ assets.
The comments section to that video, though, is hilarious โ the guy who made the video gets absolutely roasted.
And Sydney Watson tries to make head or tail of the whole Brett Cooper saga โ not, admittedly, with any great success:
Oh No! Anywayโฆ
Wazzocks gonna wazzock:
Comedy Hour
Meme Warfare
As always, we begin with some dank memes from The Male Brain:
[Conspiracy Theories are just spoiler alerts 6 months in advance – Didact]
[And the amusing part is that a centurion had to know how to read and write, how to count, AND how to do all the tasks of an ordinary legionary. So, he was actually EXTREMELY highly qualified for his job. – Didact]
[Can you IMAGINE how awesome it will be when Barron gets to the point where he can legitimately run for POTUS? He has the genetics of a demigod. It would be LEGEN- wait for it… – DARY!!! – Didact]
And now, as LRFotS RobertW would say:
Animal Planet
Your aminules are adorkable moment of the week:
And also your animals are TERRIFYING moment of the week:
Real Men Watch REAL Sports
Pumping Iron Power
Gym Beast props for the week go to the one and only John Haack:
His squat depth might have been a little questionable, butโฆ DAAAAAAAYUM that is some serious weight!!!
Ass-Kicking of the Eight Limbs
Tawanchai might just be the scariest nak muay since the Buakawminator โ because, unlike his predecessor, who fought with terrifying ferocity and extreme power, Ice T is completely calm, yet hits like a wrecking ball. The sheer precision and technicality of his striking is amazing. Buakaw was like that in his prime, but he added a level of fire and temper to his striking that made him an instant hit. Ice T is a very different character โ totally cool and collected under pressure, yet capable of taking your head off with a single strike.
They See Me Rollinโ…
JUST BLEED!!!
Federer Express
Clean Bowled
Short Rounds
Axe Me Anything
Eastern European girl, BEWBS, and an axe. Truly, am I not kind?
Knives Out
Drumlines
MOAR DAKKA!!!
Something Wick-ed This Way Comesโฆ
Mighty Wings
Jump-Starts
Gingervitis Injections
Bach to Basics
Here are nearly 4 hours of epic and amazing classical compositions:
Livinโ in the Land of the Metal Gods
Iโm in the mood for power metal today, lads, so grab your enchanted sword and saddle up your dragon:
And now for the GREAT-GRANDDADDIES of the genre:
Plus, the song that (in my arrogant opinion) started off the whole thing in the first place:
Rock Out With Your Glock Out
Thot Shots
Finally, after much labour, we come to our Instathot to get the week off to a suitably silly start. So here is a crazy Ukrainian (but I repeat myself) named Viktoriya, currently living in the UAE, who is at least 20% plastic.
Thatโs all, boys, back to work now.
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The hypersonic missile vs. carrier debate reminds me of that Arthur C. Clarke short story “Superiority,” which I’m sure I’ve plugged on here before. In short: some egghead convinces a society at war to abandon grinding but successful conventional weapons and warfare for potentially war-ending wunderwaffen, with disastrous results when the enemy doubles down on low-tech fighting.
https://www.baen.com/Chapters/1439133476/1439133476___5.htm
Halo is definitely lost, and I am slightly worried about the new DOOM game (which looks amazeballs), but I’m confident that id can resist Mr. Softy’s DIE influence and deliver, given how incredible the last two games were. 2016 is an awesome throwback, Eternal is different, more of a “stylish action” game like Bayonetta/DMC, and has a ridiculously stupid story that tries way too hard to tie everything together and give Doomguy and his universe a coherent backstory, but really grew on me over time.
I know X/Twitter isn’t reality, but it’s clear to me from it and the MSM going back into full TDS mode that the entire lefty apparatus that’s been tyrannizing and gaslighting normal Americans for the past 5 years has no clue how deeply and absolutely hated they are by basically everyone. We’re witnessing a preference cascade where it’s no longer cool or edgy to be a liberal, and it’s awesome.