Let’s see: it’s dark and grey outside, I have a list of things to do longer than my arm, yet my motivation to do them is pretty much zero, and there is this rather odd stench of depression and failure in the air whenever I go outside. (This is also known as “weed”, and I find it a disgusting pastime.)
Yep… It’s MONDAY. And, of course, that is why the Great Mondaydact Browser Smasher exists.
Fortunately, there is only one more week to go until Christmas, and that, in and of itself, is a wonderful thing. It also means this week will (hopefully) be substantially quieter, and we can do things with friends and family during the day, that we cannot do most of the time.
The festive season is the best time of the year, really – certainly, Christmas is my favourite day. But the lead-up to Christmas is often fraught with difficulty. This has rarely been more true than now, when the world seems to be spinning completely out of control.
It is important to remember, this is happening deliberately. There IS, in fact, a very clear and very evil plan behind it all. Few of us will remain untouched by it – and, at some point, many of us will have to make a very difficult choice.
One such man, who made that choice, and chose to stand for what he believed in, is John Kiriakou. He literally went to prison for the sake of his convictions – because he passed information about state-sanctioned waterboarding, which many (though not all – including some readers of this site) would describe as torture, to a journalist.
One does not have to agree with him about everything – I certainly do not. He leans considerably more toward the Left than I do – though, to be fair, he seems to be much more of a classical liberal than a proper Leftist. But one can always respect a man who has the courage to go to prison for his convictions.
In this VERY long podcast, he discusses a multitude of issues, but all of them ultimately come down to the role of intelligence agencies in the crises we see around us today.
The Mighty God-Emperor
His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, straight-up quoted the Neo-Tsar when discussing the Fake Presidentโs failures and stupidities:
It is important to understand here that we have real and very clear evidence of MASSIVE ballot fraud in the 2020 โElectionโ from a wide range of sources. The latest comes from Rasmussen polling data โ see the item in the Linkage section below โ which makes clear that Brandonโs โvictoryโ was a direct consequence of mail-in ballots.
The FUSA continues to be one of the few countries crazy and stupid enough to pretend mail-in ballots are a good idea. Even INDIA, a shithole country that cannot even figure out how to get public sanitation in working order, has been able to figure out how to conduct elections more transparently and sensibly than America.
If mail-in ballots continue to be a feature in 2024, there is no reason whatsoever to believe Trump will win. The Daemoncrats will simply manufacture as many ballots as they need to swing specific counties in specific states, and thereby overturn the results. Again.
When โ not if โ that happens againโฆ
Well, I wouldnโt make any long-term upside bets on the FUSAโs future, thatโs for damn sure.
#BasedTucker is Based
Tucker Carlson has been STUPIDLY busy over the past week โ itโs actually impossible to keep up:
Dawn of Battle
The Male Brain has some very cool stuff for us in this week, before the Christmas holidays really kick off. We begin with a video from Dave Darling โ yes, I know, the name is hilarious, but itโs not really his fault โ about HD110067:
The perfection involved has inspired Dawn Pine to lookup Scripture, no less:
How great are your works, O Lord!
— Psalms 92:5, English Standard Version
Your thoughts are very deep!
Solid jj gets to the real truth about Aquaman โ the lamest, and definitely most evil, of all Justice League heroes:
PsycHacks offers excellent advice to women about the notion that child-rearing and housework is โlow-value workโ โ it is NOT, in fact that work is ESSENTIAL, but DA WAMMENZES will undoubtedly fail to take heed:
Honest Ads (aka Cracked) dissects holiday movies, which are almost universally awful, and almost always wrong-headed in their messages:
The real reason why so many Christmas movies are so bad, is because almost all of them FAIL to understand the point of Christmas.
Hereโs a hint: it has to do with the first 6 letters of the word.
Yep โ the very best Christmas movies are always the ones that celebrate the values that God Himself came to teach us, when He humbled Himself and came forth into this world as a man.
The Why Minutes explains why Middle Eastern countries refuse to accept the Pali-Walis:
This inspired our friend to find an old joke:
A Palestinian dies and goes up to heaven. He is sent to hell. Satan stops him at the entrance, looks up the paperwork and tells him: “You don’t belong here”.
Happily he goes to heaven, but is stopped on the entrance by archangel Gabriel. His papers are checked and he is told that he has no place there.
Puzzled, he petitions God. God asks Gabriel: “Is he listed in heaven?”. Gabriel says NO. God asks Satan: “Is he listed in hell?”. Satan says no.
God ponders. He then says: “This is a tricky situation, we need to think about it. Put him in a refugee camp till we figure out what to do with him”.
Dark Docs looks at one of the most interesting duels between Israeli and Arab fighter jet forces, which resulted in a massively lopsided victory for the Jews:
It is important to keep in mind two salient facts.
First, the F-4 Phantom II was actually a terrible dogfighter upon its initial release. It originally had no internal cannon, and was designed purely as a stand-off missile launch platform. It had very poor turn rates at low speed, as Col. John Boydโs โEnergy-Manoeuvrability Theoryโ showed โ to have any kind of chance against the much smaller, lighter, and better-designed Soviet MiGs, the F-4 had to accelerate to a much higher speed.
While the US Air Force and Navy eventually sorted out many โ but not all โ of the problems with the F-4, particularly in the later E and F variants, it still remains a great example of bad theory resulting in bad aircraft design. The entire original theory behind the F-4 was that close-range dogfighting skills were obsolete in an era of push-button warfare using stand-off missiles. That turned out to be totally wrong, as the US found out to its immense cost in the skies above Vietnam.
Second, back in the Yom Kippur War, the Israelis were up against Arabs โ poorly trained, poorly led, and not particularly good with their equipment. That was then. Today, the story is RADICALLY different โ the Arabs have decent, if not great, professional militaries, particularly among the Egyptians, and the Russians who train them have experience second to none in air-to-air combat and anti-aircraft operations. And that is before we get to the Turks, who have experience with both US and Russian aircraft designs, and the Iranians, whose new Su-35S interceptors are some of the highest-performance fighters in the world.
The key takeaway is, such a lopsided experience in war is very unlikely to happen again.
Moving on โ Eretz Nehedert does a mickey-take on Hogwarts, in light of recent events:
Mind-Expanding Drugs
Your Cool Beans! moment of the week is from Dawn Pine also, and explains why the Saturnian moon of Titan would be a better candidate for long-term colonisation:
Anyone remember that Netflix film starring Sam Worthington, which looked at this exact idea? As sci-fi movies go, it actually wasnโt that bad.
Death Smiles At Us Allโฆ
Your daily dose of Stoicism to help you get through the day:
And who better to give you a powerful template for a meaningful life, than His Hugeness Himself?:
Poli-ticking Off
Mark Dice is just a wee bit starstruck after appearing on an X Spaces broadcast with Alex Jones (newly reinstated on the platform) and Brolon MuZk:
The dynamic duo at Redacted had a great time chatting with their old friend, #BasedTucker, after the latter launched his own media network:
PJW unpacks a viral, and very sad, video from a woman who is devastated by the results of her own terrible choices, and now faces spending the rest of her life alone:
Rulings from the Bench
Judge Nap had his usual very busy week with all the talking heads on his show โ and he did reach 250K subscribers, which is tremendous. We begin with a twofer from Col. Douglas Macgregor, wherein DA KERNEL explains the dangers posed by a runaway and out-of-control Israel for the FUSA:
I would say the good Colonel severely overestimates the power of assaddiya, this Arab-Izzlamic notion of โtogethernessโ, as it were โ the entire history of the Arab world is one of tribalist stupidity, which is why they can never actually get their shit together.
But, he does have a very good point about the pressures building on Arab leaders, who are generally pragmatic and smart (with one or two exceptions), from the mounting fury of the Arab people, who are easily led and generally pretty dumb. (Exhibit A: Izzlam.)
The former will not be able to ignore the latter forever. And when โ not if โ something breaks, you can expect a much more violent and vicious form of Izzlam to come to the fore, seeking Israelโs outright destruction.
This is the true folly of Israelโs attempts to destroy Gaza. By doing so, Israel has lost whatever moral standing it might have had in Arab eyes, and has ensured the Arabs will clamour ever louder for a Palestinian state โ the very thing the Israelis had done such a good job of burying for the past 20 years.
Moving on โ LTC Tony Shaffer explains the failures of Project Ukraine:
Maj. Scott Ritter clearly needs to take his blood pressure meds โ if you follow him on Twitter, he just UNLOADS on anyone with an even remotely pro-Israeli stance โ but he does make a few good points, in between angry barnstorming:
Capt. Matthew Hoh, former USMC, unpacks yet another series of failed Forever Wars:
Alistair Crooke was in Mordor โ I mean, Russia โ recently, and clearly learned a lot during his time there about the Orcish โ I mean, Russian โ psyche, and has some harsh warnings for the West:
Larry Johnson and Ray McGovern provided an excellent Intel Roundtable breakdown of all the crazy things happening around the world:
Prof. Jeffrey Sachs, being a classical liberal โ I would not go so far as to call him a weenie, but he certainly is a bit of an ivory-tower academic โ thinks the UN Security Council is the way forward to stop the indiscriminate Israeli bombing campaign in Gaza:
Prof. John Mearsheimer likewise thinks the slaughter has to stop:
Based on what I have seen of the videos and images coming out of Gaza, I have to agree. While I do not care in the slightest for the Palestinians โ and, let us be honest, neither does anyone else, including their fellow Arabs โ I have no desire to see women and children being blown to bloody meat and charred bone by Israeli bombs. And that is happening to TENS OF THOUSANDS in the Gaza Strip right now.
ะะตะด ะกะฒะฐัะปะธะฒัะน ะะพะฒะพัะธั!
Grandpa Grumpuss grumps, grumpily, about the dawning realisation among Western whore-media as to just how badly things are going for the Banderites in 404 โ Country Not Found:
Polonium
Ania Konieczek interviewed Larry Johnson after his return from Mordor โ uh, RUSSIA โ about what he saw there, and how he thinks things are likely to turn out for 404 (hint: NOT WELL):
Itโs All Greek To Us
The good gentlemen of The Duran break down the breakdown of Bidenomics:
The Bald Truth
Brian Berletic of The New Atlas analyses the collapsing and mutating (((whore-media)))))))))))) narrative surrounding 404:
Bad Medicine
Dr. John Campbell analyses the effects of the 4th dose of the not-vaxxes, and notes that, based on recent actual science done by real scientists, that shit ainโt workinโ:
Dr. Suneel Dhand is distinctly unimpressed by recent admissions of โscientistsโ about how the mRNA not-vaxxes actually kind of sort of get the cure wrong:
Warriors of Faith
Tha Dizzle gets fully into the Christmas spirit, by unboxing a Koran-eating goat:
This is actually absolutely hilarious if you know about the Standard Izzlamic Narrative about the supposed immutability and absolute perfect preservation of the Koran.
Dr. Jay Smith from PfanderFilms provides all the arguments you need to explain why Izzlam is such a weak and silly death-cult, while Christianity actually makes sense and hangs together:
Al-Fadi from CIRA International and Mel from Islamic Origins (also Sneakerโs Corner) explain the actually quite Jewish origins of MoโLester the Paedophile Profit:
This is entirely plausible, once you realise that MoโLester was a composite character, built out of, at minimum, Moses, Joshua, one historical Arab king and leader, and probably to some extent Jesus as well.
Sam Shamoun has great fun getting a Muzzie to explain just how weird and disgusting their so-called โparadiseโ actually is:
Christian Prince mops the floor with two Muzzies who have been persistently calling him, trying to โexposeโ him as a liar and a fraud โ only for him to turn the tables on them quickly and thoroughly:
Listening to those videos can be a bit of a chore, because the standard Muzzie approach to โarguingโ or โdebatingโ their fake religion is, essentially, to try to shout people down and talk over them. They also like to do the Izzlamic Tapdance โ whenever you expose something really nasty about their death-cult, using their own sources, they immediately try to dance around it and throw squid-ink your way.
The only way to deal with it is to simply power through this idiocy by pinning them down and forcing them to manifest, if they have daemonic influence โ which CP does on a regular basis.
This approach does work. CPโs skill at getting Muzzies to see the evil inherent in their fake religion has resulted in hundreds, if not thousands, of them leaving that death-cult โ and many of them have since become good and faithful Christians.
The true tragedy of Izzlam lies in the brainwashing it has created among so many millions of people, most of whom are profoundly good and kind, and who exhibit a love of God and Christ that would put many Christians to shame.
Islam Critiqued addresses the issue of sex slaves in Izzlam, which is another subject Muzzies always try to tap-dance away:
Give Light, a ministry led by an ex-Muslim, tries very hard โ to his great credit โ to explain the Holy Trinity in a way Muzzies can understand:
Manly Men of Manliness
Terrence Popp talks at length about that same video PJW referenced above, at much greater length:
Joker from Better Bachelor piles on too:
Travel Advisories
Small Brained American tells you NOT to visit India โ and I agree with him, completely:
History Often Rhymes
Pax Tube tells you the story about the Crusades that you never learned in school:
The older I get, the more I realise that most of what I learned in school, unrelated to mathematics, physics, chemistry, or engineering, was flat-out WRONG. This is actually quite a liberating feeling, once you recognise it as such โ because it means you can now go figure out the truth for yourself.
Burn Paedowood to the Ground
Midnight’s Edge discusses the latest shenanigans happening over at the House of the Devil Mouse, as the troubles pile up and Bobby Iger faces the trap he has created:
Overlord Dicktor Van Doomcock does his QAnon thing about the multiple endings for Indy 5, which few watched and fewer care about:
Gary from Nerdrotic has had about enough of Doctor Who Cares, after the latest diverse, inclusive, and equalitarian Doctor:
Itโs called โDIEโ for a reason, yโknow.
The Drinker quite liked the latest adaptation of The Fall of the House of Usher:
Reading Too Much Into Things
Your “Science is F***ING WEIRD” moment of the week is about one of the most potentially exciting developments in the world of quantum physics โ someone may have finally figured out how to unite Einsteinian relativity (i.e. generalised Newtonian gravity) with quantum physics:
A radical theory that consistently unifies gravity and quantum mechanics while preserving Einstein’s classical concept of spacetime has been announced in two papers published simultaneously by UCL (University College London) physicists.
Modern physics is founded upon two pillars: quantum theory on the one hand, which governs the smallest particles in the universe, and Einstein’s theory of general relativity on the other, which explains gravity through the bending of spacetime. But these two theories are in contradiction with each other and a reconciliation has remained elusive for over a century.
The prevailing assumption has been that Einstein’s theory of gravity must be modified, or “quantized,” in order to fit within quantum theory. This is the approach of two leading candidates for a quantum theory of gravity, string theory and loop quantum gravity.
But a new theory, developed by Professor Jonathan Oppenheim (UCL Physics & Astronomy) and laid out in a paper in Physical Review X, challenges that consensus and takes an alternative approach by suggesting that spacetime may be classicalโthat is, not governed by quantum theory at all.
Instead of modifying spacetime, the theoryโdubbed a “postquantum theory of classical gravity”โmodifies quantum theory and predicts an intrinsic breakdown in predictability that is mediated by spacetime itself. This results in random and violent fluctuations in spacetime that are larger than envisaged under quantum theory, rendering the apparent weight of objects unpredictable if measured precisely enough.
A second paper, published simultaneously in Nature Communications and led by Professor Oppenheim’s former Ph.D. students, looks at some of the consequences of the theory, and proposes an experiment to test it: to measure a mass very precisely to see if its weight appears to fluctuate over time.
For example, the International Bureau of Weights and Measures in France routinely weigh a 1kg mass which used to be the 1kg standard. If the fluctuations in measurements of this 1kg mass are smaller than required for mathematical consistency, the theory can be ruled out.
The outcome of the experiment, or other evidence emerging that would confirm the quantum vs. classical nature of spacetime, is the subject of a 5000:1 odds bet between Professor Oppenheim and Professor Carlo Rovelli and Dr. Geoff Peningtonโleading proponents of quantum loop gravity and string theory respectively.
We shall see whether this holds up. The problem is, quantum mechanics and general relativity are mathematically incompatible, for a long list of highly technical reasons, and every theory posited so far that attempts to unite them, has been to a large extent impossible to test against real-world data. Loop quantum gravity and M-theory (string theory) were brave attempts, but got lost in the mathematical mummery and ultimately led nowhere fast.
This new approach needs to show it can properly predict and account for a very wide range of seemingly incompatible phenomena, before we can conclusively argue it actually works.
But itโs still quite fascinating, nonetheless.
Your long read of the week is from Gordon Hahn โ it is QUITE long โ and it is all about the slow, sad collapse of Ukraineโs clown-puppet President, undone by his own grandiosity and narcissism:
Zelenskiy, like Putin and other politicians, has his own personal limitations and weaknesses. When it comes to love for the limelight and delusions of grandeur, Zelenskiy outstrips most politicians and not least of all Putin. Almost all politicians are egoistic, but Zelenskiy is narcissistic. Putin may have limited, realistic visions of grandeur and a historical legacy, but they are non-delusional given their possible fruition as a result of his platform: a great power at the center of the Eurasian landmass. Zelenskiyโs narcissism was fed by delusion and nurtured new ones, first, by his pre-political life in fiction, theater, and make-believe and his magical rise to entertainment popularity, riches, power, and international fame glory; then, second, by the fetishization of him orchestrated by the US, NATO, Europe, and others as a world hero, the Westโs protector, democracyโs shield, the Winston Churchill and George Washington of his day before he had done little more than lead his country into war with its far more powerful neighbor […]. But contrary to Putinโs platform, Zelenskiyโs platform โ Ukraine โ is a weak facsimile of a powerful Slavic country. It is a recently formed country riven by ethnic, linguistic, historical, cultural, socioeconomic, and political divisons and polarization. Zelenskiy seems to have come to feel himself the glorious man on horseback fatefully bathing in the global spotlight. In fact, his situation was more akin to riding on a wild steed together with a drunken American cowboy jockey who, unarmed, was intent on chasing down and poking a wild bear. Not surprisingly, Zelenskiy is now being thrown off the horse to be trampled on by said bear, with the cowboy flying on to more saloons and greener pastures . In short, it now looks as if the risks inherent in the inexperienced Zelenskiy standing at the helm of a state being pushed into a fight with Russia are playing out towards a very negative, tragic end for both Zelenskiy and his country.
Tragedies are not just a function of the flawed characters of those they destroy but of circumstances that play well with their victimโs shortcomings and weaknesses. Zelenskiy entered on to the world stage when it was cracking under the weight of momentous shifts that were depleting his chief allyโs competitive advantages. He joined the US in embrace at a time of American decay and division at home and denial and delusion abroad; when Americaโs great political culture of compromise began devolving into intolerance, ideological prejudice, eschewing all principle, republicanism downgrading to authoritarianism, and republican โmissionarianismโ distorting to messianism and maintenance of its liberal empire at almost all cost and by any means. Indispensable, exceptional Americaโs enemies and friends are expendable.
Zelenskiyโs failures also have made him eminently expendable and, in some ways, obligatorily so. On every score โ war versus peace, corruption versus the rule of law, and authoritarianism versus republican rule โ Zelenskiy disappointed and did so to his peril and that of his American sponsors. On each score, the negative trends under Zelenskiy during wartime had their origins in his pre-war struggles to consolidate his power. They cannot be written off solely to the effect of the war. They are a direct function of Ukraineโs less than republican political culture and the resulting character of Mr. Zelenskiy as well. And in each case, the failure provides incentive to elements among his former acolytes in the US and the West to turn their back on him and his poor compatriots. As a failed war leader his โgreenโ credentials were exposed. Zelenskiyโs failure to overcome his and his countryโs corruption plagued the war effort, and their theft of their donorsโ wealth alienated those donors, who had only a year prior lavished praise, cash, and weapons upon him. In addition to betraying the Westโs professed value of the rule of law, Zelenskiy did not just weaken but now in the throes of war is dismantling Ukraineโs weak republic, violating the Westโs once most sacred value, nowadays its most valuable simulacra and subterfuge. Now, with Ukraine ever slowly, gradually but very clearly losing the NATO-Russia Ukrainian War, the US and NATO are scapegoating and throwing its little Churchill and his country under the bus in large part, again ironically, because of the needs of republican power struggles, elections. The former comic is little more than a sad clown with his circus closed down. Below, I review Zelenskiyโs record on the three fronts of peace, corruption, and โdemocracyโ (republican rule).
I do wish someone would teach Mr. Hahn how to use hyperlinks in his blog posts, thoughโฆ Itโs 2023 (at least for a little longer), this stuff isnโt really difficult to do, after all.
Linkage is good for you:
- Dmitry Plotnikov goes into the myths and legends (from a Russian perspective) surrounding the Golodomor, the โGreat Hungerโ, which Ukrainian nationalists have spun;
- Simplicius the Thinker did a great write-up on the Clown Puppet Presidentโs failed visits to Western capitals, holding out his begging bowl for money, and being soundly rejected;
- The Russians are developing a new intercontinental stand-off strike bomber, codenamed the PAK-DA, and it will probably be quite a mechanical marvel;
- In a surprise move, the Polish government has finally rejected the silly notion that Russia was behind a 2010 plane crash that killed the then-President and many top Polish officials;
- The evidence from a recent Rasmussen survey of 2020 voters should have anyone who worries about election integrity, VERY concerned indeed;
- Maj. Scott Ritter takes a break from ranting against Israel on Twitter to explain the dangers of the Pentagonโs consistent failure to balance its own books;
- Anyone who thinks the Chinese are in any serious danger of technological failure, needs to pay attention to what they are doing in the world of supercomputers;
- Googleโs โDonโt Be Evilโ motto almost certainly will not apply to its latest AI project, which apparently outperforms ChatGPT across most tests;
- Nvidia is clearly the next real Microsoft-type stock phenomenon of our age, seeing as how its employees are suddenly getting EXTREMELY rich on the AI revolution;
- For those interested in the gossip columns, apparently Tom Cruise is now dating the ex-wife of a Russian oligarch, with EXTREMELY expensive tastes;
- The Bank of England has put through some new blockchain-based payments on a trial basis, showing the technology is indeed capable of cross-border payments at scale;
- The โsecretsโ to being a self-made millionaire are not so secret at all โ they come right back to Biblical advice about frugality, honour, decency, and self-responsibility;
- If you lose your job due to layoffs, and you have nothing to lose, maybe taking out revenge on your former banking employer is a good idea, but otherwise, itโs pretty dumb;
And some more from Dawn Pine:
- For those of us worried about AI and robots replacing human employees โ it looks like this is not something to be overly concerned about just yet;
- The IDF has FINALLY cottoned on to what the Egyptians did 8 YEARS AGO, and is going to start pumping seawater into the Hummus tunnels in Gaza;
- In a moment filled with properly Koranic irony, a Turkish MP suffered a heart attack at precisely the moment he invoked his fake moon-god to smite the Jews;
- Javier Milei may or may not be a psy-op โ he has already backtracked on several key campaign promises โ but he is certainly keeping the one about shrinking government;
- A crazy man somehow found a way to fly from the EUSSR to the FUSA without a passport, ticket, or visa โ keyword here being RUSSIAN;
- A Goldmanite who made SERIOUS bank from his trading skills is retiring early after pissing off his managers โ sounds a lot like Sam Wisnia was, from back in the day;
- Our ancestors were not quite the dummies we think they were, judging by their feats of architecture and stone-building;
- As The Babylon Bee reports, the best way for Jews to protect themselves from reprisal, is to avoid being Jewish – never mind they tried this in the 20th Century, and it didn’t work out too well for them;
MUH RUSHIAN KAHLOOOOOZHUN!!!
The Neo-Tsar did a marathon FOUR-HOUR press conference, in which he answered questions from both journalists and ordinary Russians, covering a vast range of topics:
He also gave a speech just yesterday in front of the United Russia caucus, in advance of his campaign for the 2024 Presidential Election in his country:
HALO Nation
Slayergod Remy aka Mint Blitz does his thing while announcing some quite devastating news:
If the support for HALO MCC stops, that would be a disaster for the community. The current version of the platform is LIGHT-YEARS better than it was at launch – today, it is stable, solid, and tremendous fun to use.
Let us hope they start porting the games onto the HALO Infinite engine instead…
ANโ DATโS DA ZOGGINโ TROOF RIGHT DERE, MATEY!
Scholarโs Lore explains the Tyranid Hive Mind:
That’s Not Gone Well…
Wazzocks gonna wazzock:
Comedy Hour
Meme Warfare
Let us begin with lots of dank memes from Dawn Pine:
[I’ve read both, actually. The second one was a damned sight better. – Didact]
[MAFF level: AMERICAN – Didact]
[Although technically there have been, like, 5 different animated series since that one ended, so… – Didact]
As LRFotS Robert W would say:
The reason it is unlikely, is because THIS is what the Neo-Tsar’s rumoured mistress looks like:
That is Alina Kabaeva, currently a member of the Russian Duma (parliament) in the United Russia party. She also happens to be a very famous rhythmic gymnast, which means she was (and probably still is) highly FLEXIBLE.
Yeah… let’s just say Putin is probably doing just fine in the lady department.
THIS IS WHAT YOU LET YOURSELVES LOSE.
Animal Planet
Your aminules are adorkable moment of the week:
And also your animals are absolutely HORRIFYING moment of the week, to balance things out:
What you see there is something called a โhorsehair wormโ, which apparently commonly infects crickets, mantises, and other insects.
Thanks for the nightmare fuel there, Mother Nature…
The Lords of Steel
Gym beast props this week go to Graham Hicks:
Ass-Kicking of the Eight Limbs
They See Me Rollin’โฆ
Palate Cleansers
Axe Me Anything
MOAR DAKKA!!!
Drumlines
Feeding the Beast
Gut-Punched
Jump-Starts
Mashed Potatoes
Shazzam That Tune
Aussie Rules
Livin’ in the Land of the Metal Gods
Rock Out With Your Glock Out
Hot Totty
Right, here is your Instathot to round off the start of the week. This is Kristina Alb (ะัะธััะธะฝะฐ ะะปัะฑ), unknown age and origin, but probably in her early-to-mid thirties, and definitely Russian. She makes a living as a fashion model doingโฆ whatever it is that models do, I suppose.
Thatโs all, boys, back to work, itโs the last stretch right before the holidays.
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“The real reason why so many Christmas movies are so bad, is because almost all of them FAIL to understand the point of Christmas.”
This is why Die Hard is not a Christmas movie, and I will fite IRL anyone who claims it is.
Newest gym annoyance: morons (women especially) who pull weights off the rack while I’m doing squats. One: there are a million other places to grab weights from. Two: if you absolutely have to have the ones on my power rack, I assume no responsibility if you get clocked in the head while I’m repping.
I also had a woman stand directly under my bar, totally oblivious, for what felt like three straight minutes dicking around on her smartphone. I was about to say something, but then her boyfriend noticed and moved her.
People really are getting dumber…
You should enjoy this, Nerdrotic sometimes hangs a little too far to the left, but they have a pretty good breakdown of the new movies coming out in April staring a heroic little band of a journalist, Mexican, black dude, and brave little girl against evil white people.
https://youtu.be/hnExudKQXWI