It’s the Monday after the midterms, and unlike much of the Republican Establishment, which is still smarting from getting its ass kicked from both directions, I’m actually feeling pretty chipper.
Or at least, I was, until I realised that it’s Monday.
To use a quaint Russian expression… Ёб твою мать.
Yeah, it sucks. But I’ve got the usual assortment of nonsense, gun pics, gym idiots, heavy metal, a hot babe, and assorted awesomeness to get you through it. What would you do without me, eh?
On with it, then. We start with a tribute to everyone’s favourite ignoranus – which is to say, he was an idiot and an asshole:
The God-Emperor was absolutely right to revoke that cretin’s press pass. Jim Acosta is a boorish prissy little Prima Donna masquerading as a whorenalist.
My favourite moment from that whole exchange which torpedoed his career as a White House reporter came right near the end of his argument with the God-Emperor, in which Triumphus Rex turned from the podium and looked for a moment as though he was going to storm over and take the microphone away from little Mr. Wusspants there personally.
Jim Acosta, who had been grandstanding for the previous several minutes and badgering the President trying to act tough, immediately sat down like the scared little bitch that he really is.
Oh, and did Jim Acosta assault that young lady who came over to take his microphone? Well, strictly speaking – no, he didn’t. However, as Big Bear Owen Benjamin points out so clearly, you have to hold these Leftoid dipshits to their own standards. And, make no mistake, whiny little prats like Jim Acosta absolutely would call it “assault” if any one of us did the same thing in a similar situation.
So, yeah, Jim Acosta assaulted a young woman. That’s the story – by the Left’s own standards – and we’re sticking with it.
If this is what making America great again looks like, then I am STILL NOT TIRED of it. At all.
God bless Donald Trump, indeed. He is absolutely the leader that America desperately needs, at exactly the right time. He will not be able to save America from itself. Nothing can, at this point. But he is doing his absolute damnedest to make sure that Heritage America – white America – gets a fighting chance to save itself.
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Attorney General Jeff Sessions “resigned” (read: was forced to quit) by the God-Emperor within hours of the midterm results coming in, amid much wailing and gnashing of teeth on the Right.
It turns out, however, that the God-Emperor may just have done the country a huge favour.
The Acting Attorney General, Michael Whitaker, appears to be the sort of man who likes to drink wine from the skulls of his enemies – which he removes with his bare hands after breaking their backs over his knees.
No, seriously, just check out this guy:
That guy just power-cleaned 245lbs, which is about 100lbs more than I can do, and I ain’t exactly a scrawny soyboy. And he looks like he’s about ready to do an overhead press with it too.
Respect.
Oh, but it gets better. Check out his business face:
That is a face that will have shitlibs and Leftoids everywhere running screaming for their safe spaces.
The comment over at Chateau Heartiste about this man was truly hilarious:
Good God, Trump has unleashed Bane.
And it seems as though the God-Emperor did, indeed, just unleash a man who has no interest in playing by gentlemanly rules of restrained warfare against his enemies:
Acting Attorney General Matthew Whitaker and Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen today announced an Interim Final Rule declaring that those aliens who contravene a presidential suspension or limitation on entry into the United States through the southern border with Mexico issued under section 212(f) or 215(a)(1) of the Immigration and Nationality Act (INA) will be rendered ineligible for asylum.
The Acting Attorney General and the Secretary issued the following joint statement:
“Consistent with our immigration laws, the President has the broad authority to suspend or restrict the entry of aliens into the United States if he determines it to be in the national interest to do so. Today’s rule applies this important principle to aliens who violate such a suspension or restriction regarding the southern border imposed by the President by invoking an express authority provided by Congress to restrict eligibility for asylum. Our asylum system is overwhelmed with too many meritless asylum claims from aliens who place a tremendous burden on our resources, preventing us from being able to expeditiously grant asylum to those who truly deserve it. Today, we are using the authority granted to us by Congress to bar aliens who violate a Presidential suspension of entry or other restriction from asylum eligibility.”
Wow. This guy isn’t messing about. Basically he made it clear that the DOJ will now resolutely enforce the God-Emperor’s judgement that the invasion caravan making its way up through Central America will not enter the USA.
As the good Chateau loves to point out – physiognomy is real. It sure as hell is in this case. That dude looks like he chews railroad spikes for breakfast.
Hell, the only way that he could more thoroughly convince me, at least, of his willingness to do what must be done, is if we wake up tomorrow to find the DOJ building surrounded by crosses, on which are nailed all of the God-Emperor’s enemies among the Deep State traitors.
Oh, wouldn’t that be a sight…
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Sticking with politics for a little bit, and related to the above:
Much and more has been made of the excellent work that AG Sessions did during his tenure. And he deserves all of that praise and credit. He was an early supporter of the God-Emperor at a time when the Republican Party was absolutely horrified by then-candidate Trump’s message about enforcing the border, rebuilding American greatness, and generally giving entrenched interests the one-fingered salute.
But the fact remains that Jeff Sessions fundamentally believed in playing fair.
This is not surprising. Mr. Sessions is a man of the Deep South, and belongs to that area’s modern-day aristocracy. He is descended from a tradition of good manners and gentlemanly conduct, in which punctilious courtesy and good breeding get a man a very long way in society.
If we were in the era where duels to avenge slights to one’s personal honour were still permitted, under strict rules of conduct, Mr. Sessions would fit in very well indeed.
That era is long gone. The modern era is one of bare-knuckled brawling and back-alley knife-fighting, where politics dominates over everything. The Left observes no Laws of War, no morality, no decency, and no limits.
That is one of the reasons why this man was elected to be the God-Emperor of Mankind – because he instinctively knows how to fight this war:
Mr. Sessions was the wrong man for that kind of war. He was the wrong man to purge the Department of Justice and the FBI of its decades of accumulated filth and treachery. He lacked the ruthlessness, the fighting skills, and the willingness to use his tremendous power to its fullest extent.
We of the Hard Right should salute Mr. Sessions respectfully and gratefully for all of his good work – but the fact is that we are at war with the Left, and he was not a war-fighter.
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Here is an idea that is sure to get me banned from all polite company.
How do you solve the problem of the migrant caravans full of Dirt Worlders heading over from Honduras to seek asylum refuge charity GIBSMEDATS!!! in the USA?
Well, how about one of these, flying in nice and low on a strafing run with its 30mm Gatling gun roaring?
One or two strafing runs with a Warthog, and there won’t be any “migrant caravans” full of illegal invaders trying to enter the sovereign territory of the United States. You’ll just have bits of “migrants” all over the roads.
My dad and I were driving to Pittsburgh back in late April of this year when we heard this low-pitched roaring sound above us. We looked up through the car windshield and saw two big-ass A-10 Warthogs flying over the highway. It must have been a training flight of some kind. Seeing them, I turned to my dad and said, “You know how there are signs everywhere in Pennsylvania that say that speed limits here are enforced by aircraft? I’ll bet that those are the aircraft doing the enforcing – if you speed, you get strafed by an A-10 firing its main gun.”
Ya gotta admit, enforcing speed limits with an A-10 might be expensive, but it would be fearfully effective.
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Have you ever wondered what Conan the Barbarian would be like, if it was turned into an animated series by the same creative nutters behind shows like Dexter’s Laboratory and had Dirk Bader as the voice of the main character?
I remember seeing the first few minutes of Korgoth the Barbarian some years ago and have been looking for it ever since. It is pretty messed up in a lot of ways, but quite funny if you have a somewhat warped sense of humour.
Which, of course, I do.
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Pictures from Power Line and other places:
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Dog of the week – the Belgian Shepherd:
If I were being chased by one of those things, I would be very, very afraid.
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Comedians vs. feminists – WHO YA GOT?!?:
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Dr. House does a speed-run through the clinic, hilarity ensues:
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Old-school TOP GEAR always makes everything better:
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Gym idiots and bullshido, and plenty of both:
That gives a whole new meaning to “squatting to depth”…
And here I thought that Russians were epic badasses because of sambo and Systema…
Just… wut…
You know what really happens when you face off against three attackers all armed with knives? YOU DIE.
I’m amazed he didn’t have to go to the ER with a snapped ankle.
I particularly enjoyed the Street Fighter sound effects.
WHO BITCH DIS IS?!?
That is not what powerlifters mean when we say that “if the bar ain’t bendin’, you just pretendin'”…
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And here is a gym beast to cure the gains-destroying cancer that you witnessed above:
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#MetalMeltdown
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Instathot of the day, once again via the Philippines:
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