“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Monday morning diesel delivery

by | Sep 21, 2026 | Mondays | 0 comments

It is Monday, and for me a rather annoying one, coming as it does after a solid holiday spent in foreign lands. I got back Friday afternoon, and spent much of the weekend simply resting and doing very little of note – which is my default to begin with, admittedly. But then Monday arrived like a dead duck on the doorstep, and honestly, it is something I could do without.

Fortunately for all of us, the Great Mondaydact Browser Cruncher is here to save us all from boredom and strife.

Speaking of strife, Ornj Boi’s gambles in the Persian Gulf have backfired spectacularly, with the Houthis now capturing the entire western coast of Yemen, thereby shutting down the Red Sea transport route for Saudi oil. With the Persian Gulf now closed and blockaded (twice over), the Red Sea route in serious danger, and the Saudi pumping stations along the east-west pipeline damaged by Houthi strikes, crude oil prices are shooting up rapidly.

This also means that distillate prices are going up – and worst of all, it means diesel prices are skyrocketing.

To understand why this is a problem, you have to understand that diesel is literally THE fuel of a modern industrial economy. Everything of consequence depends on it as an input.

So let’s start off the day by understanding precisely that:


#BasedTucker is Based


Dawn of Battle

The Male Brain gets us off to a fast start for the week:


Mind-Expanding Drugs


Death Smiles At Us All…


Culture Beats


Warriors of Faith


Manly Men of Manliness


Bad Medicine


Veteransโ€™ Day


Judgeโ€™s Ruling


MUH RUSHIAN KAHLOOOOOOOZHUN!!!

ะะพะฒั‹ะน-ะฆะฐั€ัŒ ะŸั€ะธะบะฐะทั‹ะฒะฐะตั‚

ะŸั€ะพั„ะตััะพั€ ะ‘ั€ะพะฒะบะธะฝ ะฃั‡ะธั‚

ะ”ะตะด ะกะฒะฐั€ะปะธะฒั‹ะน ะ“ะพะฒะพั€ะธั‚!

ะ”ัะดั ะกั‚ะฐั ะžะฑัŠััะฝัะตั‚

ะ ัƒััะบะธะต ะžั€ัƒะถะธะต

ะ ัƒััะบะฐั ะ–ะธะทะฝัŒ


Timeo Danaos Et Donna Ferentesโ€ฆ


Burn Paedowood to the Ground


Reading Too Much Into Things

Linkage is good for you:

https://www.rt.com/russia/644905-battle-ukraine-russia-front

https://www.rt.com/news/644934-turkiye-russia-ukraine-atacms

https://simplicius76.substack.com/p/wests-serious-analysis-on-ukraine

https://sonar21.com/ukraines-maritime-jugular-the-black-sea-ports-and-the-cost-of-severing-them

https://www.rt.com/news/645147-cia-trip-who-benefits

https://www.rt.com/russia/645192-ukraine-cannot-be-settled-like

https://www.rt.com/russia/645216-ukraine-scam-prosecutor-general

https://www.businessinsider.com/everyone-in-tech-is-talking-about-kazakhstan-2026-9?shem=dsdf,sharefoc,agadiscoversdl,,sh/x/discover/m1/4

https://www.rt.com/news/645254-f-35-problems-most-expensive-weapon

https://www.worldatlas.com/ancient-world/the-greatest-roman-generals-in-history.html?shem=dsdf,sharefoc,agadiscoversdl,,sh/x/discover/m1/4

https://www.rt.com/news/645409-september-11-end-of-american-hegemony

https://arstechnica.com/science/2026/09/physicist-does-the-math-on-star-treks-picard-maneuver/?shem=dsdf,sharefoc,agadiscoversdl,,sh/x/discover/m1/4

https://www.howtogeek.com/the-unix-design-choice-that-made-the-linux-desktop-a-mess

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16121061/Karl-Bushby-walking-home-round-world-trip-adventure.html

https://www.rt.com/news/645475-el-alamein-international-airshow-2026

https://simpleflying.com/how-ryanair-built-most-profitable-airline-flying-uncomfortable-possible/?shem=dsdf,sharefoc,agadiscoversdl,,sh/x/discover/m1/4

https://sonar21.com/moscow-notebook-a-dangerous-place-to-lose-weight

https://www.rt.com/russia/645966-west-calls-it-russias-starlink

And some more from Dawn Pine:

https://nypost.com/2026/08/29/us-news/florida-man-attacked-by-7-foot-shark-said-hed-100-be-dead-without-help-of-nearby-boaters

https://nypost.com/2026/08/30/lifestyle/couple-says-sex-positive-chatbot-unlocked-their-erotic-potential

https://www.linkedin.com/safety/go/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fdatacolada%2Eorg%2F138&urlhash=St_9&mt=T-uQ6O3tJLnGpbOq4TZHRgvKrj8jUDcDu-BQeZROF0pvbETdqCoHjAu6wXAI_HKaAye5izVKomJvNd0V_zDr51vwE_uxt8-wDhyWaXwCa3OKRVIgZmBNgaJw2pT7CR7eUIbCKvkXuBxXKvGLGvMBxRNs-d_CRt0&isSdui=true

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/crypto/articles/robert-kiyosaki-1-2-billion-210651510.html

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09-06/sarah-khalifa-egyptian-tv-presenter-sentenced-to-death-drugs/107121306


HALO Nation


BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!


Big Boyz Toyz


Oh No! Anywayโ€ฆ


Comedy Hour


Meme Warfare

We begin with some dank memes from The Male Brain:

YEP
YEP
BURN
BURN
Unless you are a female. In that case you shop for a men in the
Unless you are a female. In that case you shop for a men in the “right field”
Don't trust it. Just come back 1.5 hours later and it is done
Don’t trust it. Just come back 1.5 hours later and it is done
We do
We do
Parking space is useful, you ARE NOT!
Parking space is useful, you ARE NOT!
Could be
Could be
Go to Recycle Bean and permanently delete. YOU ARE WELCOME
Go to Recycle Bean and permanently delete. YOU ARE WELCOME
Indeed
Indeed
Best wish ever
Best wish ever
Potential Monday Caption
Potential Monday Caption
Son of a ...
Son of a …
<Face Palm>
Let's do lunch and discuss it
Let’s do lunch and discuss it
Oh brother
Oh brother
And it worked. For a while
And it worked. For a while
We wish
We wish
Can we get a different scale?
Can we get a different scale?
Worth it?
Worth it?
Female privilige?
Female privilige?
<Face Palm>
Burn the b...
Burn the b…
Repeatedly
Repeatedly
I just don't get it. HOW IS IT THAT THIS GUY IS ALWAYS RIGHT?
I just don’t get it. HOW IS IT THAT THIS GUY IS ALWAYS RIGHT?
That hurts
That hurts
Yep
Yep
Skyhooks?
Skyhooks?
MMMM indeed
MMMM indeed
Both have a point
Both have a point
Second that (pun intended)
Second that (pun intended)
Imagine that
Imagine that
The hot one. Yes, you!
The hot one. Yes, you!
I do it my self
I do it my self
No one indeed
No one indeed
Basically it is the annual judgement day
Basically it is the annual judgement day
Can partially confirm
Can partially confirm
Fair request
Fair request
My kids feel similar
My kids feel similar
Finally a goos usage
Finally a goos usage
YES!
YES!
Good satire. Might come true
Good satire. Might come true
Is someone seriously going there for the chics????
Is someone seriously going there for the chics????
Worth a shot
Worth a shot
<Raised eyebrow>
Adjustment:
Adjustment: “Money is the root of all evil” You are welcome
I did not see that one coming
I did not see that one coming
Oh no! Anyway...
Oh no! Anyway…
Good reasoning
Good reasoning
Watch out
Watch out
Hmm
Hmm
We're in
We’re in
Let's see who wins
Let’s see who wins
YEP
YEP
NICE
NICE
>Eyeroll>
>Eyeroll>
50% are dead, so...
50% are dead, so…
>Eyeroll>
>Eyeroll>
50% are dead, so...
50% are dead, so…
World record?
World record?
Drives a FRAUD
Drives a FRAUD
Funny, but is is AI generated (pun intended)
Funny, but is is AI generated (pun intended)
Could be
Could be
Need amo as well
Need amo as well
<Crickets>
LOWER. WAY LOWER
LOWER. WAY LOWER
Both are true
Both are true
Good luck with that
Good luck with that
Brutal
Brutal
Because it is not the life he chose
Because it is not the life he chose
Partially true. She is rich, but did not wear the shirt
Partially true. She is rich, but did not wear the shirt
It's getting there
It’s getting there
BURN
BURN
Happens to the best of us
Happens to the best of us
It is
It is
Speak for yourself
Speak for yourself
No. In Lion King he also bangs his sister
No. In Lion King he also bangs his sister
Bro has a point. A stinking one
Bro has a point. A stinking one
We need more of that right now
We need more of that right now
This is how we feel about hot girls
This is how we feel about hot girls

And now, as LRFotS RobertW likes to say:


Real Men Watch REAL Sports

REPS FOR JESUS!!!

Ass-Kicking of the Eight Limbs

They See Me Rollinโ€™…

JUST BLEED!!!

Facefisted


Gymtardery


Animal Planet

Pawsitivity

Golden Doofuses

German Shedders

Derpskies

BAFFTime

Cattitude

Cat Against Humanity

Murder Machines


Palate Cleansers

Axe Me Anything

Knives Out

Arrow to the Knee

Woodshop

Forgemaster

Drumlines

Guitar Heroics

MOAR DAKKA!!!

Mambo Italiano

Lunch Break

Omakase

DORINKU!!!

Jump-Starts

Gingervitis Injections


Livinโ€™ in the Land of the Metal Gods

Also Einstein: โ€œI fear that someday people will post my pic on the Internet with bogus made-up quotations in Comic Sans fontโ€

Seeing as how the mighty AMON AMARTH have a new album dropping next week, letโ€™s kick the week off with some FACE-MELTING Viking metal:


Rock Out With Your Glock Out


Thot Shots

Finally, letโ€™s have some Instathots to get the week off to a suitably pneumatic start. Happy Monday, lads.

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