For some strange reason, it really feels like the weekends have gotten MUCH shorter since the New Year started. This is not a good thing, at all. I had only just started to recover from going back to work, after a rather pleasant holiday, and then it was straight back to the grind. The result was not the most productive of days, it must be said.
Of course, if you feel the same way – and if you are here, you do – then that is why the Great Mondaydact Browser Squasher is here, to make the day pass just a bit faster.
Today, we are going to sit down with a giant steaming mug of schadenfreude and observe the EXTREMELY satisfying downfall of Andrew “Tater Tots”, who turned himself into a gigantic lolcow after losing a boxing match to one of the absolute worst “professional boxers” you will ever see:
We should remind ourselves of just what an asshat this guy really is:
And then, after he lost, Tater sat down in front of what he thought was a giant flex – a Pagani-sponsored Christmas tree – but which turned into a hilarious self-own, because he is supposedly a Moose Limb, and proceeded to make excuses for his loss, while insisting he was not making excuses:
We are fortunate to witness the downfall of a roaring asshole in real time. Tater will NEVER live this loss, and his ridiculous reaction to it, down. No self-respecting man should ever take him seriously again – not that any of us ever should have in the first place. He is reaping the consequences of his own idiocy, and deservedly so.
#BasedTucker is Based
Dawn of Battle
The Male Brain gets us off to a right quick start:
Mind-Expanding Drugs
Chlorinating the Gene Pool
Death Smiles At Us All…
Culture Beats
Veteransโ Day
Judgeโs Ruling
MUH RUSHIAN KAHLOOOOOOOZHUN!!!
ะะพะฒัะน-ะฆะฐัั ะัะธะบะฐะทัะฒะฐะตั
That speech is legendary. It was the moment that Russia announced to the world that it would chart its own path โ and it was the MFICโs own โcoming-outโ moment, in which he threw down the gauntlet and told the entire collective West that he was NOBODYโS puppet.
ะัะพัะตััะพั ะัะพะฒะบะธะฝ ะฃัะธั
ะะตะด ะกะฒะฐัะปะธะฒัะน ะะพะฒะพัะธั!
ะัะดั ะกัะฐั ะะฑัััะฝัะตั
ะกะปะพะผะฐะน ะะฐะฝะดะตัะฐััะฐะฝ!
ะ ัััะบะธะต ะััะถะธะต
ะ ัััะบะฐั ะะธะทะฝั
Polonium
Timeo Danaos Et Donna Ferentesโฆ
Bad Medicine
Warriors of Faith
Manly Men of Manliness
There is a real health warning when watching the above video. That is Vince Sant, aka V-SHREDS, who is one of the biggest fitness scammers and grifters anywhere. I have zero respect for that guy, and I think it is better than even money that the entire original video starring him and his “wife”, is nothing more than a giant fake.
Burn Paedowood to the Ground
Reading Too Much Into Things
Linkage is good for you:
- Fyodor Lukyanov proposes โ rather unbelievably, it must be said โ that the Dread Pirate Donaldโs actions might earn him a Nobel Prize, at long last;
- Sergey Polyetayev is quite amused by the delusions from which YURPEEN elites seem to suffer in relation to their own power and status;
- Vitalyi Ryumshin thinks this year will bring clarity, but probably not peace;
- Eva Bartlett has little patience for Ukrainian lies about children the Russians supposedly stole from 404;
- Rachel Marsden absolutely skewers warmongering neoclown Mike Pompeo, who has been consistently wrong on pretty much every important issue for the past decade;
- Murad Sadygadze explains how Russia has rapidly emerged as a true partner for the Middle East;
- Robert Bridge exposes the woke brain-rot behind the refusal of people in Minnesota to recognise the Somalian welfare scam;
- Tarik Cyril Amar reckons 2026 is going to be even worse for the EUSSR than 2025 was;
- Kanwal Sibal attempts to explain the โDonroe Doctrineโ, whatever it is;
- China is rapidly establishing itself as a true centre of thought and power in AI and innovation;
- Speaking of Abominable Intelligence, Brolon MuZk thinks that AI will bring an unprecedented age of abundance where money becomes irrelevant โ I beg to disagree;
- Thanks to ChadGippity, EVERYONE thinks he is a lawyer or a doctor โ with rather predictable consequences;
- The US is moving to bring an astronaut back home far ahead of schedule due to a major health issue โ which is VERY rare up in space, due to all the checks on astronauts;
- A robot submarine disappeared while mapping Antarctic ice caverns โ I can only speculate that it encountered the Great Race of Yith down there, or something like that;
And some more from Dawn Pine:
- The Israelis are busy inventing something to turn rubble into money โ given what the Iranians did to them last year, they probably need it;
- Betting against the Big Cheeseโs return can earn you a damned good yield in prediction markets โ though that WILL come to an end, pretty damn fast;
- And speaking of those markets, a trading bot has turned into one of the best money makers ever on the platform;
- Open University claims the Virgin Mary was from โancient Palestineโ, and this kind of set off a bit of a shitstorm;
HALO Nation
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
Big Boyz Toyz
Oh No! Anywayโฆ
Comedy Hour
Meme Warfare
We begin with some dank memes from The Male Brain:
And now, as LRFotS RobertW likes to say:
Animal Planet
Pawsitivity
Golden Doofuses
German Shedders
Derpskies
Maligators
Bestest Frens
BAFFS
Cattitude
Cat Against Humanity
Murder Machines
Real Men Watch REAL Sports
REPS FOR JESUS!!!
Ass-Kicking of the Eight Limbs
They See Me Rollinโ…
JUST BLEED!!!
Gymtardery
Palate Cleansers
Axe Me Anything
Knives Out
Arrow to the Knee
Drumlines
Guitar Heroics
Engrish
MOAR DAKKA!!!
Lunch
Mambo Italiano
Krispy Krunch
Omakase
Uncle Roger
DORINKU!!!
Jump-Starts
Gingervitis Injections
Livinโ in the Land of the Metal Gods
Band of the week is BLOODBOUND, the legendary power metal band from Sweden that ISNโT SABATON:
Rock Out With Your Glock Out
Thot Shots
And finally, here are a couple of Instathots to get the week off to a suitably pneumatic start:
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Am I pissed about what Trump is doing, especially sucking Isreal off?
Yep.
And then I compare him to Obama, Biden, Clinton, Bush, Bush, and realize that half of a monster is better than the whole thing.