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It’s not funny anymore, Ornj Boi

by | Aug 3, 2025 | Politics | 1 comment

If you have been keeping up with the latest Trumper Tantrums on TROOF Social, then you will know that Drumpf seems to have gone completely off the rails of late. It is actually embarrassing to watch. All I can do when commenting on this, is to say that Angry Short Trump, whoever he is, plainly has lost control of his Administration and government – and is now in a state of near-panic, recognising what the rest of us knew a long time ago.

Namely, he now sees the end of the Banderastan War drawing near. He sees a Saigon- or Kabul-style disaster looming. And he knows damned well that HE will be held responsible – correctly, because the 404 War is now HIS WAR, Drumpf’s protestations to the contrary notwithstanding.

The precise sequence of twats is a little hard to sort through, but it goes something like this.

A couple of weeks ago, while sitting next to NATO Secretary General Rutti Frutti – who insisted on kissing the Giant Cheetoh’s gigantic ass to a degree that was actually sickening – Ornj Boi slapped an arbitrary 50-day deadline on the Russians, telling them to implement an unconditional ceasefire, essentially freezing the conflict along the current contact lines, and start negotiating with the Ukrainians:

The Russians, being a cultured and patient bunch, responded in a patient and cultured way, basically saying, “we heard you” – which, from a Russian, is a very polite way of saying, пошёл нахуй. (Essentially, “pound sand”, but MUCH more rude.)

That evidently did not go down overly well with Drumpf, because 5 days ago, sitting alongside British “Prime Minister” Queer Stormer, in Scottishland, he decided arbitrarily to shorten that deadline to 10-12 days:

There may be more to this story than any of us realise. If you follow my Telegram channel – and, fair warning before any new people sign up, I tend to forward a couple of HUNDRED posts and news items, per day, to my subscribers, to keep them informed of what is going on, so do not subscribe if you are not up for getting that many posts in your feed – then you will have seen a couple of posts from yesterday, saying that the Russians comprehensively routed the Ukies, who were trying to conduct a raid, and captured a couple of British officers in the process:

I was inclined to dismiss this out of hand, because – even by the standards of a most uncivil war between formerly brotherly peoples – this seemed outlandish. But then, Dr. Vladimir Brovkin, whose opinions on the war I have come to respect, stated it as essentially a matter of fact:

So the highly arbitrary shortening of the deadline, might well be the result of Ornj Boi having an urgent series of consultations with Sir Queer, about the dire need to return those officers ASAFP. If they are not returned before the Russians have a chance to interrogate them – which they will do VERY thoroughly, the FSB is NOT known for being gentle in such things – then the resulting revelations could be extremely embarrassing for NATO.

Beyond all that, though, the Russians again greeted the new deadline with an almighty shrug.

That evidently set off Angry Short Trump, because if there is one thing a narcissist cannot stand, it is to be ignored. He fired off a TROOF Social post that was remarkable in both its length and its stupidity:

That, in turn, caught the attention of former Russian President and Prime Minister, and current Russian Vice Chairman of the Security Council (that is to say, the body that actually rules the Russian Federation), Dmitryi CHADvedev, who responded with a rather laconic post on X:

Then the Hairy Fairy from the Carolinas – and Drumpf’s golfing buddy – Sen. Lindsey Graham, got involved, and started threatening Russia with the same kind of retaliation that Iran received, via a bunch of giant bunker-buster bombs dropped from B-2s. Never mind that the actual results of that strike were probably quite nugatory – few people dispute any longer that the Iranians did not really lose much nuclear enrichment capability. The Senate’s most irritating closet homosexual, who clearly gets serious boners from the idea of using the US military to bomb the shit out of people for no particularly good reason, decided to tangle with the man who destroyed Georgia’s military in 2008 – thereby winning the first real round of proxy wars between the US and Russia:

That, apparently, was enough to trigger Angry Short Trump into a furious tirade, related to how India’s purchases of Russian oil fund the war effort, and how CHADvedev needs to watch his mouth:

CHADvedev then came back, this time on his Telegram channel, in Russian:

Translation:

About Trump’s threats against me on his personal network Truth, which he banned from operating in our country:

If some words of the former president of Russia cause such a nervous reaction from such a formidable US president, it means Russia is right in everything and will continue on its own path.

And about the “dead economy” of India and Russia and the “entering dangerous territory” – well, let him remember his favorite movies about “the walking dead,” as well as how dangerous the non-existent in nature “dead hand” can be 😂.

That was enough, and more than enough, to drive Angry Short Trump into dumb rage:

It is tempting, in all of this, to basically say that Drumpf is a verbally incontinent narcissist, and all of this is simply hugely amusing comedy – except for one thing:

We are talking about NUCLEAR WAR here, in very casual terms.

Contra the US whore-media’s assertions, CHADvedev DID NOT threaten the US with nuclear war. All he said was that Russia has a “Dead Man’s Hand” system in operation, that is designed to deliver a massive nuclear retaliatory strike in the event of a decapitation attempt against the Russian leadership. It is an automated system that dates back to Soviet times, and involves nuclear missiles distributed all over Russia – using trucks, strategic bombers, missile silos, frigates, nuclear ballistic missile submarines, and even under-sea containers that cannot be detected.

In other words – if the Americans try to do what the Izzies attempted against the Persians, a couple of months ago, by decapitating the Russian leadership to force a compromise in Ukraine… the result will be nuclear annihilation for the whole world.

That is all CHADvedev was saying. He was right. Donny-boy decided to interpret that as though the second-in-command of Russia – which CHADvedev IS NOT, he is more like fifth or sixth in the hierarchy nowadays, though he is unquestionably a closely trusted and deeply valued advisor to the Neo-Tsar – had called for nuclear war.

Donny decided to deploy two nuclear submarines – it is not clear whether these are nuclear attack or ballistic missile submarines – to undisclosed locations near Russia. This sounds bad, and in some ways, it is. However, as those who know a few things about submarine deployments then pointed out, this really is not that impressive, given the boomers, in particular, are difficult to sustain for long periods:

Even the Doomstache weighed in, and talked kind-of-sort-of sense for a change:

It kind of says a lot for how badly Drumpf messed up, when people like me, who DESPISE Zioclowns, find ourselves agreeing with someone as odious and disgusting as John effin’ Bolton.

The key point here is that this is no longer funny. It is no longer in the realm of high school dramatics and posturing. The conversation has now turned firmly toward the prospect of nuclear war between the two most heavily armed powers on Earth.

Drumpf wants us to believe the US is prepared for a nuclear war:

This is not merely stupid, it is insane. The US – like any other large industrial power, including Russia – is highly vulnerable to nuclear strikes. It actually does not matter whether we are talking about a first strike, or a retaliatory one. US air defence systems are a joke – they have been thoroughly exposed in Banderastan, against the Houthis, and especially against Iranian hypersonic ballistic missiles. They have a successful interception rate of about thirty percent, if that, and this is before we get to the inability of the US industrial base to produce air defence interceptors at scale.

There is no good reason for Drumpf to be throwing around nuclear threats – especially against a superpower that has called America’s bluff in Eastern Europe, and is in the process of trashing NATO’s greatest ever proxy. This is how wars start. A war between Russia and the US has no winners. Such a thing would invite the literal end of the world – the murder of BILLIONS, the irradiation of what little is left, and the permanent destruction of advanced civilisation.

Some of his erstwhile supporters – assuming anyone still recognises Angry Short Trump as the man who came to power in 2016 on the promise of peace and plenty – would argue that this is how Drumpf “escalates to de-escalate”. I would simply remind them that this only works when you have “escalation dominance”, as it were. Amazingly, it was Odumbass the Lightworker who pointed out that the Russians always have escalation dominance in their own backyard – which is more true now than it has ever been.

Russia has weapons the US cannot stop. It cannot even come close to them. The FUSA lost the new arms race, comprehensively and conclusively, several years ago – indeed, the FUSA lost that race back when President Putin announced the first generation of hypersonic stand-off strike weapons, in, I think, 2018. Today, the FUSA is now at least two generations behind the Russians, and increasingly the Chinese, Iranians, and even Indians, in the development of hypersonic nuclear-capable strike weapons.

The Russians have a wide range of options, from the aeroballistic Kh-47M Kinzhal, to the ground-launched quasi-ballistic 9K720 Iskander, to the sea-launched 3M-22 Tsirkon, to the new Oreshnik, and the older RS-26 Rubezh, RT-2PM Topol, and RS-24 Yars, and now the emerging strategic RS-28 Sarmat and Avangard systems, and of course their RSM-56 Bulava SLBMs and Poseidon autonomous nuclear drones.

The US does not have the ability to stop ANY of these systems.

Not only that, but the US is not even capable of building anything close to them. Its nuclear deterrents are ageing and underfunded. Its ability to launch first-strike attacks against Russia is in question nowadays, thanks to the failures of the Sentinel ICBM replacement programme, and the total failure of the US military-industrial complex to build anything approaching a serious long-range hypersonic missile.

Thankfully, the Russian leadership seems to be thoroughly unfazed by Ornj Boi’s antics. This was the Neo-Tsar just yesterday, meeting with his good friend, Дядя Саша of Belarus, at the Valaam Monastery:

But the wider point remains. Angry Short Trump is playing with forces he cannot control and does not comprehend.

He could have avoided all of this unpleasantness by simply walking away from 404, back in January. He had every opportunity to do so, right up until about mid-April. Now, though, it is HIS WAR. He owns it. And he is trapped by his own stupidity, narcissism, lack of understanding of nuance and depth, and hair-trigger temper.

He thinks he can escalate to de-escalate – against the world’s pre-eminent military power, and against people who do not react to threats or bluffs. He is finding out that all of his huffing and puffing is having zero effect.

If whoever Angry Short Trump is, can muster enough brain cells to recognise how to be an adult for five minutes, he might be able to walk away from this with his dignity intact.

More likely, though, he will continue to threaten and bluff, and he will continue to chicken out when confronted by the need for real action.

It is sad, indeed, to see how far the FUSA has fallen.

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1 Comment

  1. NIdahoOrthodox

    Most likely these are SSGN’s. They are Ohio, Michigan, Florida and Georgia. They each carry 100+ Tomahawk missiles which could be the TLAM-N. Not a serious threat to the 11 time zone superpower.

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