Monday sucks. Let’s just be honest about that. However, it sucks A LOT LESS when you can indulge in some deliciously tasty schadenfreude. That is a German word, and t
This is useful in the context of the House of the Devil Mouse’s live-action adaptation of a German story that has gone HORRIBLY wrong.
So, let us take some of the suckage out of this Monday, by enjoying a good laugh at the sheer awfulness of the latest Snow White adaptation, featuring an actress who isn’t White, isn’t pretty, isn’t talented, and IS completely insufferable.
Midnight’s Edge looks at how the House of the Devil Mouse manipulated the stats around the film:
Gary from Nerdrotic uses Rachel “Weird!” Zegler’s total uselessness to show us all how badly the entire industry is broken:
The Critical Drinker watched that horror, so you didn’t have to:
Ryan Kinel notes that the failure is so bad, even the CRITICS are slamming the film for its awfulness:
And Greg Owens takes a red-pilled look at the film’s very stupid core message:
The Mighty God-Emperor
His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, spoke on a wide range of subjects recently – including that announcement about the “F-47”, along with all the usual superlatives:
#BasedTucker is Based
Lighthizer’s interview is superb – RIGHT up to the point at the very end where he starts mouthing off about how Russia has a small economy. He is dead wrong about that, and he really ought to know better.
Also a superb interview – well worth watching, though you will also get a good sense of the blind spots the US has with respect to diplomacy and its understanding of the opposing forces in the various wars.
Dawn of Battle
The Male Brain has been extremely busy assembling a collection of awesomeness for us today. We start with thejuicemedia, talking about the upcoming elections in ‘Straya:
We are, of course, legally required to remind you that, in ‘Straya, LITERALLY EVERYTHING WANTS TO KILL YOU AND EAT YOU EYEBALLS FOR JUJUBEES!!!!!!!! – including, of course, the gubmint.
PsycHacks takes on the very tricky topic of whether one should stay in a shitty marriage for the sake of the children:
Shoe0nHead looks at how WAMMENZES approach dating these days:
Y’know, for a centrist/mildly-liberal Eyetie, she’s not quite as bad as she could be, I suppose…
Moving on – Harrison Ford tells possibly the greatest joke ever:
Who knew Han Solo/Indiana Jones could be that funny? I mean, even with that retarded earring…
The Babylon Bee has a hard dose of (fake) reality for all the idiots who “stand with Ukraine”:
Mind-Expanding Drugs
Via Dawn Pine, we have one from Slidebean that explains the hard limit of Abominable Intelligence:
Death Smiles At Us All…
Poli-Ticking Off
Mark Dice trots through the liberaltards going into meltdowns over the near-constant WINNING!!! of the God-Emperor:
The very-thoroughly-married couple at Redacted talk to the legendary Dr. Ron Paul about debt and other topics:
PJW charts the downfall into cucky simpitude of the once-amusing Bill Burr:
Lord Razor of the Fist Clan points to the sheer silliness of a court’s attempt to restrict the power of the God-Emperor:
Veterans’ Day
LTC Danny Davis talks to his former boss and good friend, DA KERNEL HIZZSELF!, about the road to peace in 404:
Judge’s Ruling
Judge Nap and Pepe Escobar try to figure out what the hell Drumpf is doing with respect to Yemen and Iran:
Дед Сварливый Говорит!
Grandpa Grumpuss grumps, grumpily, about the sheer idiocy of Emanuelle Micron’s attempts to pretend France can defend Europe with its laughably porous “nuclear umbrella”:
Polonium
Ania Konieczek talks to her good friend, Larry Johnson, about whether T-Rex is actually getting the right intelligence with respect to the 404 War:
Timeo Danaos Et Donna Ferentes…
The good gentlemen of The Duran dissect the most recent call between the Neo-Tsar and the God-Emperor in some detail:
Bad Medicine
Dr. John Campbell is rather annoyed with his own Prime Monster, Queer Stormer of PommieBastardLande, for FINALLY admitting what the rest of us figured out years ago:
Dr. Suneel Dhand is not impressed by the BritGuv’s latest “brilliant idea”:
Warriors of Faith
Tha Dizzle has a rather fun time unpacking the latest ridiculously stupid dawahgandist fail:
Dr. Jay Smith from PfanderFilms and Al-Fadi from CIRA International discuss the reasons why Izzlam has an actual attraction to people:
It is very simple:
Izzlam is a Satanic death-cult full of sin and stupidity. So of course it is attractive.
Christian Prince shows us all how to tackle the big questions within Izzlam:
Sam Shamoun points to the true horror of Izzlam’s treatment of women:
Avery from GodLogic Apologetics shows how knowledge leads to faith – while blindness leads to Izzlam:
Chris at Speaker’s Corner encourages support for a brave Christian who lost his job for daring to state the obvious about Izzlam:
Manly Men of Manliness
Terrence Popp explains the traps involved with divorce:
Joker from Better Bachelor has a rather sad message for young women:
Time for another round of WAMMENZES poasting their own Ls online. We start with Legion of Men:
Now Manosphere Highlights Daily:
And then Manosphere:
Plus Man Talk:
Finally, let’s get the Eastern perspective from China Unvarnished:
Reading Too Much Into Things
Your Science is F***ing Weird moment of the week is all about how swing-top bottles work – you know, the fancy ones with the weird tops that they bring you in nice restaurants:
While the physics of uncorking a bottle of champagne has been well documented, less is known about the mechanisms at play when opening a swing-top bottle of beer.
Physicist Max Koch from the University of Göttingen in Germany, decided to find out more.
Koch, who is a keen homebrewer, and colleagues used a high-speed camera and a microphone to capture what was going on together with computational fluid-dynamics simulations.
When opening a carbonated bottle under pressure, the difference between the gas pressure in the bottleneck and ambient pressure as it opens results in a rapid escape of gas from the bottle, which can reach the speed of sound.
In a champagne bottle, this results in the creation of a Mach disc as well the classic “pop” sound as it is uncorked.
To investigate the gas dynamics in swing-top bottles, Kock and colleagues examined transparent 0.33 litre bottles, which contained home-brewed ginger beer under 2–5 bars of pressure.
The team found that the sound emitted when opening the bottles, what can be described as an “ah” sound, wasn’t due to a single shockwave, but rather condensation in the bottleneck forming a standing wave.
“The pop’s frequency is much lower than the resonation if you blow on the full bottle like a whistle,” notes Koch. “This is caused by the sudden expansion of the carbon dioxide and air mixture in the bottle, as well as a strong cooling effect to about minus 50 degrees Celsius, which reduces sound speed.”
The team also investigated the sloshing of the beverage as it is opened. First, the dissolved carbon dioxide inside the beer triggers the level of the liquid to rise while the motion of the bottle as it opens also causes the liquid to slosh.
Another effect during opening is the bottle-top hitting the glass with its sharp edge. This triggers further “gushing” in the liquid due to the enhanced formation of bubbles.
There are still some unanswered questions, however, which will require further work. “One thing we didn’t resolve is that our numerical simulations showed an initial strong peak in the acoustic emission before the short ‘ah’ resonance, but this peak was absent in the experimentation,” adds Koch.
Your long read of the week is by Tobias Langdon, about the tragic prophecy of the late, great Enoch Powell and his predictions of dire consequences for PommieBastardLande of mass immigration:
Powell was profoundly versed in classical literature and had been showered with academic honors before he entered politics. But he didn’t join the treachery he found there, instead remaining loyal to the ordinary Whites who had elected him. In his speech, he was speaking the truth about non-White immigration and expressing the views of the White majority. That’s precisely why Britain’s hostile elite reacted to his words with hysteria and opprobrium. The Times of London, supposedly a bastion of British conservativism and an unsleeping guardian of the national interest, condemned him for making “an evil speech” and said: “This is the first time that a serious British politician has appealed to racial hatred in this direct way in our postwar history.” That is a typically leftist response to the discussion of racial reality. Leftists don’t address facts or logic, but resort immediately to verbal or physical attacks.
Edward Heath (1916-2005), then leader of the so-called Conservative party, also responded in a typically leftist way. He didn’t discuss or debate: he defenestrated. The day after the speech, he threw Powell out of his shadow cabinet. But even as the elite reacted with outrage, the ordinary Whites of Britain reacted with approval. A national poll revealed that 74% of the country agreed with the speech, while only 15% disagreed. The White working-class in particular rallied to Powell’s defence, regarding him as “the first British politician who was actually listening to them.” Dockers and meat-porters in London marched in support of Powell, seeking in vain to influence the political mainstream that supposedly represented them and their interests. Ordinary members of the Conservative party were also overwhelmingly in agreement with Powell. Another senior figure in the party later acknowledged that Powell would have won “by a landslide” if he had stood for leadership of the party and then won “by a national landslide” in a general election.
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The rape-gangs of Rotherham and the slaughter in Southport are two examples among many. But even as leftists loudly profess concern for the welfare of women and girls, the same leftists support Third-World migration that ensures women and girls suffer more and worse violence. That BBC article about the civil war in Sudan had a prominent notice: “Warning: This article contains details of sexual violence that some people may find distressing.” But the same leftists who are “distressed” by “details of sexual violence” in Sudan are also working tirelessly to increase sexual violence in the West.
This is ironic. It’s also insane. And it’s evil. I’ve said before that leftism is best regarded not as an ideology, but as a criminal conspiracy or a mental illness. The criminal conspiracy is conducted by the leftist elite, while the mental illness flourishes among lumpen-leftists and particularly in leftist groups like Antifa. The evil left and the insane left have sown the wind with ethnic enrichment. The entire West will soon reap the whirlwind of civil war.
Linkage is good for you:
- A new exhibition has opened up at VDNKh in Moscow, showcasing the triumphs and tragedies of the SMO to the current and future generations of Russians;
- Ivan Timofeyev warns that the Russians will hold open the door to a negotiated peace in Ukraine for only so long before slamming it shut;
- Jose Albert Nino has a harsh message for any American neoclown who thinks it is possible to force Russia and China apart from their strategic partnership now;
- Tarik Cyril Amar points out the obvious fact that the call between the Neo-Tsar and the God-Emperor is good news even just because it actually happened;
- Russian experts in general are cautiously optimistic about the call, but temper their optimism with a hard recognition of the duplicity and mendacity of the FUSA and the collective West;
- Constantin von Hoffmeister – epic name, that – writes about how the Russians live in the real world, while the West lives in a made-up one;
- Larry Johnson unpacks some home truths about why the Russians cannot and will not accept a permanent ceasefire on any terms proposed by the West;
- Nadezhda Romanenko points out the simple fact that Ukraine CANNOT be trusted to keep any truce, at all;
- Vitalyi Ryumshin analyses the reasons why the West is suddenly all hot about one Yuliya Timoshenko and her hilarious Princess Leia hairstyle again;
- Rachel Marsden is unamused by Emanuelle Micron’s attempts to conflate Radical Izzlamist F***wittery in the Future Caliphate of France, with the Russians;
- Thomas Zaja analyses the latest information on archaeogenetics to figure out where the Ukrainians actually came from – and the answer is surprising;
- Hua Bin explains how the Nobel Prize in Economics (which isn’t actually an original Nobel) is a ridiculous virtue-signal nowadays;
- Ichabod Thornton muses about the nature and scope of race in Mormon theology;
- Hans Vogel asks whether it is possible to qualify or quantify the nature of evil men on a scale;
- Every open source nerd’s favourite free soup-to-nuts image editor is back with the very latest release – it only took 7 years;
- The life and times of Eric Clapton certainly make for interesting reading – he was (and remains) the very definition of a tortured genius;
And some more from Dawn Pine:
- The crocodile from Crocodile Dundee has died at the ripe old age of 90;
- (Step)mother of the year award goes to the crazy bitch who kept her stepson captive for twenty freakin’ years – calling the Brothers Grimm, we have your new fairytale for you…;
- One reason why the peer review system in “science” might be borked, is because of the number of unpaid peer reviewers;
- On top of all their other problems, the Iranians appear to be having a bit of a water shortage around their capital;
- Every generation tries to make their mark one way or another – Millennials are especially good at making their mark LATE;
- Boss of the year goes to the asshole who demanded his wage-slave drive through an active tornado, or lose his job;
- The Chinks appear to have discovered a gigantinormous deposit of gold, which should make their central bank extremely happy – and the Indians extremely jealous;
- Tom Cruise may well be totally batshit insane, but you CANNOT deny his exceptional taste in dinner dates;
- An AI assistant apparently has the personality of an insufferable whorenalist and is telling users to learn how to code instead of giving them the answers;
- The Ameribros insist on installing “kill switches” into their Joint Strike Flying Pianos, which has the hilarious unintended consequence of turning them into ACTUAL pianos;
- The Saudis have just bought out Pokemon GO – yeah, THAT is going to turn out great…;
- Never let it be said that Gen-X doesn’t know how to hustle – one of them has figured out how to work SIX remote jobs, making nearly a million a year;
- Life as a sugar baby might not be all it is cracked up to be, or so the presstitutes would have you believe;
- Would you buy a battery made out of spent nuclear fuel that never, ever needs to be recharged?;
- Everyone’s favourite giant soulless megacorporation proves, yet again, just what a bunch of Satanic vampires run the place;
- Even the Bolshevik Broadcasting Corporation had to pull their most recent propaganda film after they failed a simple quality control test;
MUH RUSHIAN KAHLOOOOOOOZHUN!!!
The Neo-Tsar talks to a gathering of unionists and industrialists about the realities facing Russia:
HALO Nation
Slayergod Remy aka MintBlitz does his thing while rhapsodising about legacy content from the glory days:
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
Imperial Iterator explains the Chaos God Nurgle:
Big Boyz Toyz
Garand Thumb shows you what happens when you use the wrong type of suppressor (NOT “silencer”) with your long-range hole-puncher:
And Gus the Eyetie Engineer from Millennium 7 * HistoryTech discusses what we know (not a whole lot, really) about the proposed “F-47”:
Oh No! Anyway…
Wazzocks gonna wazzock:
Comedy Hour
Meme Warfare
We begin with some dank memes from The Male Brain:
[The difference is that he actually worked REAL JOBS in his life before he became an academic – Didact]
And now, as LRFotS RobertW likes to say:
Animal Planet
Your aminules are adorkable moment of the week:
Real Men Watch REAL Sports
REPS FOR JESUS!!!
Gym beast props this week go to – who else? – the living legend, John Haack:
Ass-Kicking of the Eight Limbs
They See Me Rollin’…
JUST BLEED!!!
Facefisted
RIP, Big George…
Federer Express
Clean Bowled
Palate Cleansers
Axe Me Anything
Knives Out
Drumlines
Guitar Heroics
MOAR DAKKA!!!
Mighty Wings
Jump-Starts
Gingervitis Injections
Livin’ in the Land of the Metal Gods
Rock Out With Your Glock Out
Thot Shots
Finally, here is your Instathot for the start of the week. This is Sofiya Tyomnikova (София Тёмникова), age 33, born in Uzbekistan but of Russian heritage. She grew up enjoying sports, particularly canoeing, and somewhere along the line picked up a passion for expensive cars. She is, basically, a car and tattoo enthusiast. This may help explain why her bumpers appear to be as plastic as the Corvettes and Mustangs she loves so much.
OK, that’s all for today, off to work now, boys.
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