Oh FFS it’s Monday again. Like a bad rash, or a bad penny, it keeps showing up. The weekend zipped by far too quickly – not least because I spent quite a lot of it snuffling like a congested elephant, which in fairness is actually a pretty accurate descriptor of what I am like when I have a cold.
Fortunately, the Great Mondaydact Browser Melter, plus copious amounts of Lempsip, are here to save the day. (It really wasn’t that bad a cold, actually. The difficulty lay in the fact that I spent all of Friday interacting with PEOPLE. And that tends to run me down pretty quickly.)
This week, let us take a look at a rather severely underrated game series – Crash Bandicoot, which has gone through many developers, and therefore many iterations and changes, over the years. Some were good, some were great – Crash Bandicoot: Crash of the Titans, for example, was AWESOMESAUCE – and some were awful. But overall, this game series is definitely one of the diamonds in the rough of the industry:
On that note – some of you might be familiar with another game called Conker’s Bad Fur Day. I have never played it, but I remember a good friend of mine telling me, many years ago, all the way back when i was living in Australia – where LITERALLY EVERYTHING WANTS TO KILL YOU AND EAT YOUR EYEBALLS FOR JUJUBEES!!!!!!!!! – that it was kind of like Crash Bandicoot for adults.
Judging by the actual footage from the game – that is rather a dramatic understatement:
Anyway, coming back to the original series, let us remember some of the more epic boss battles in the series:
There were indeed some great games back then. Nowadays… not so much.
The Mighty God-Emperor
His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, caused quite a bit off ass-pain to the Euzis when he told them he would not support NATO in the event of a Russian “invasion”:
#BasedTucker is Based
I truly believe #BasedTucker did us all a phenomenal service in holding that interview. He has shattered the MSM’s grip on power by going around them and giving the Neo-Tsar the opportunity to speak directly, and at length, with a Western audience that numbers in the MILLIONS.
To put things into perspective, as of the time of this writing, the YouTube version of that interview has over 13M views and nearly 260K comments. The Twitter version has over 189M views, over 73K comments, and over 300K shares.
As Larry Johnson pointed out in a recent blog post at SONAR21, those numbers are AN ORDER OF MAGNITUDE larger than the COMBINED viewership of the entire MSM in the FUSA.
This is a staggering, paradigm-destroying achievement. ONLY Tucker could possibly have done this. He is the ONLY investigative reporter in the entire Western world with the right combination of the audience, credibility, personality, and access required to make this happen.
He is paying a fearsome price, in terms of extreme personal attacks upon him by all the nastiest characters in the Deep State, for doing what he did. But he has provided us all with hope for the future – because we now know the MSM can be fought, outmanoeuvred, and destroyed.
Dawn of Battle
The Male Brain has LOTS of stuff to keep us plenty busy today. We start with the return of Ryan George, who explains what it is like to open a nightclub:
Just when you think you’ve seen the maximum extent of human stupidity, someone comes along to prove you wrong:
Einstein’s epigram about the two things that are infinite – the Universe, and human stupidity – is seriously on point.
Moon tells you to GET YOUR KIDS OFF TEH YOOTOOBZ right bloody now, and with very good reason:
Whenever you get into a debate with a crazy feminist (which is admittedly highly redundant), all you have to do is to ask her to define terms, and you will break her brain:
Economics Explained, explains economics in Frogland, where things are going horribly wrong:
In fact, they have been going horribly wrong for decades. It is only now that things are becoming too clear to avoid any longer, because of France’s utterly failed immigration policies.
Dirigisme only works as an economic philosophy when everyone in the country agrees to it and wants to make it work – and that only happens in highly homogeneous societies that have a clear and well-defined national identity.
Replace the people, and you replace the economic system. It’s just that simple.
PsycHacks argues dominance is psychological, not physical:
He is right, up to a point. The Neo-Tsar is not a physically imposing man. Yet no one in his right mind would argue he is anything other than a serious MFIC, a tremendously powerful and intelligent man, who dominates any room into which he walks.
Yet, as he correctly points out, dominance DOES have a physical component. Size does intimidate and impress people, as does martial prowess. Part of the Neo-Tsar’s power comes from the fact that everyone knows damned well he is a serious physical specimen. He is a double black belt in judo, as well as an accomplished horseman, shooter, angler, and outdoorsman, and hockey player.
Dominance is both physical AND psychological – and your mind is a mirror of your body. A powerful mind in a weak body has no ability to assert its dominance. A weak mind in a big body will always be too insecure to do anything with that physical power.
Moving on – Fiction Beast gives an outstanding explanation of Fyodor Dostoyevskiy’s deep hatred for intellectuals, despite actually being one himself:
The reason why is simple – because of his experiences, Dostoyevskiy actually came to understand and appreciate the realities of the ordinary Russian, which his fellow intellectuals never could and never did. As a result, he hated the weakness, cowardice, and dishonesty of so-called “intellectuals” who had no understanding of the people whose causes they professed to champion.
It should come as no surprise that the same conflicts outlined in that video, were commonplace in Russia all the way up until the SMO started 2 years ago. That was when the liberal intellectual class largely fled Russia, leaving behind Christian nationalists who believe strongly in a united Russian state that exists to serve the people and promote Christian morality.
The Babylon Bee has a surprise announcement from the Prince of Darkness himself:
The really hilarious part is, only Western TikTok is the problem. Chinese TikTok, called “Douyuen”, is very heavily censored and curated to promote patriotic and nationalistic Chinese values.
Adam Something really, REALLY does not like the idea of “green” skyscrapers:
Mind-Expanding Drugs
This week’s General Knowledge corner comes from The Male Brain, and is about what you actually see when you fall asleep:
Also, have you ever wondered where the game of “Rock, Paper, Scissors” comes from? Well, wonder no longer – because, like so many other things, it came from the world of sex:
Rock, Paper, Scissors — sex?
Whether duking it out over who gets to ride the slide first on the playground or who gets the last slice of pizza on date night, the time-honored hand game of chance has always come in handy when making some of everyday life’s most difficult decisions.
Heck, it has even helped bikini-clad bombshells wiggle out of legal binds with the police, and served as the sport of choice in friendly wagers totaling more than $500,000.
However, the seemingly innocent battle of the brains between a pair of competitors — which typically sees each challenger flash either a closed fist as a “rock,” a flat hand as “paper,” or their index and middle fingers as “scissors” in a best two-out-of-three match — is said to have begun as a form of foreplay in sex houses.
Childhood destroyed!
“So, ‘Rock, Paper, Scissors’ started as a sex game,” Ireland-based historian and podcaster Katie Charlwood revealed to her shocked TikTok audience of more than 354,000.
“Technically, it originally started out as a Sansukumi-Ken, which was a Chinese drinking game,” she continued. “But when the game traveled through Japan in the 17th and 18th centuries, it became incredibly popular in brothels.”
Death Smiles At Us All…
Poli-Ticking Off
Mark Dice unpacks the sheer idiocy of Brandon’s live clown show, in the wake of that special counsel’s argument that he shouldn’t face a trial because he is mentally unfit to do so:
Lost in all of that debate is the inescapable and profound reality that, if Brandon is mentally unfit to stand trial for his mishandling of classified documents, then he is MENTALLY UNFIT TO BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
In fact, he ISN’T the President, which is why I keep calling him the Fake President, of course, but that is spilt milk under the bridge, as it were.
The very-thoroughly-married couple at Redacted talk to Maj. Scott Ritter about the Khreat Khoming Khokholite Khollapse:
PJW analyses Brandon’s catastrophic performance in the press conference right after the release of the Hur Report:
I’ve been saying for years now that this is what happens when you put an imposter into high office, and the people have neither the unity, the will, nor the means to remove him.
The FUSA is in the terminal part of late-stage imperial decline. Its collapse is assured. And Brandon will be a big part of the reason for it.
Rulings from the Bench
Judge Nap
Col. Douglas Macgregor explains, in his very lucid and sensible manner, the sheer insanity of trying to provoke a conflict with Iran:
LTC Tony Shaffer makes a rather foolish mistake in his otherwise actually pretty sensible take on Ukraine’s current problems:
The mistake is, of course, LTC Shaffer’s misguided and moronic belief that Russia follows old Soviet military doctrines that are uncaring of human losses. Neither leg of the argument holds to even the most cursory examination. In reality, Soviet doctrine was remarkable for its exceptionally scientific approach to warfare, and Russians have since taken that and refined it heavily for the modern battlefield.
Grandpa Grumpuss called him out on this in a big way, and rightly so.
Moving on – Maj. Scott Ritter analyses the #BasedTucker interview with The Putin, and concludes that Tucker, for all his flaws, did a tremendous public service:
I disagree with Maj. Ritter’s view that Tucker did a bad job in certain areas. I simply think Tucker did not know what to expect when he received that long history lecture at the beginning – but, being the consummate professional, as he is, he figured it out and rebounded quickly.
Capt. Matthew Hoh explains how the world’s power balance is shifting, as the West beclowns itself in Ukraine, and supports active ethnic cleansing in the Gazacaust:
Alistair Crooke unpacks the clown show ongoing in Washington today:
Larry Johnson & Ray McGovern provide analytical insights into the world around us, which appears to be falling apart at an astonishing pace:
Prof. Jeffrey Sachs is not even slightly impressed at the increasingly boneheaded attempts of the US Congress to ram through aid to Ukraine, which will only kill ever more Ukies:
Prof. John Mearsheimer asks a germane question about the end goals of the Biden regime:
Дед Сварливый Говорит!
Grandpa Grumpuss grumps, grumpily, about the true meaning and nature of the interview that broke the internet:
Polonium
Ania Konieczek had a great guest panel with Larry Johnson and Andrei Martyanov:
Timeo Danaos Et Donna Ferentes…
The good gentlemen of The Duran discuss that same interview at great length:
The Bald Truth
Brian Berletic of The New Atlas goes into the simple yet brutal mathematics of industrial production, to explain why the FUSA cannot keep 404 in the fight:
Bad Medicine
Dr. John Campbell interviews the great Dr. Peter McCullough about a new and very worrying paper on myocarditis:
Dr. Suneel Dhand points out the dangers of modern hospitals:
There was a time when you went to a hospital to die. Not making that up – go search it out. Today, the UK’s NHS, and more than a few American healthcare systems, are replicating that most terrible historical reality.
Warriors of Faith
Tha Dizzle and his good (atheist) friend, Apostate Prophet, are going to Israel:
I wish them well. It will be a great trip. I loved every minute of my trip to Israel, nearly 10 years ago – it was a life-changing experience for me. In my view, they will find the Israelis to be a good bunch of people, though their mindset will be very different from that of most Americans, because they live with the constant threat of war and annihilation.
That does not mean I condone or agree with the Gazacaust that they are now conducting. Israel has a right to exist, and therefore has a right to defend itself.
It DOES NOT, and has not had for over 3,500 years, the right to exterminate other peoples living in the land and around them, no matter WHAT the ultra-nationalist loonies in their political class say.
Dr. Jay Smith from PfanderFilms talks to Rev. James Kaddis about the severe historical problems with Izzlam:
Al-Fadi from CIRA International and Dr. Jay Smith sit down to discuss whether the Caliph Uthman’s writings ever actually existed in the form that Muzzies claim they did:
Christian Prince comprehensively schools a Muslim who tries to claim that Paul the Apostle was a false prophet:
Sam Shamoun wipes the floor with a Muzzie who thinks the Koran can exist independently of the Bible:
I keep saying that Muslims don’t know their own religion. They really don’t. It is astonishing how poorly they know and understand their own scriptures – because most of them only MEMORISE the Koran, they don’t actually read it. They also do not read the rest of the Sunnah. So they only know how to parrot the lies and propaganda they get from their imams.
By way of LRFotS Bardelys the Magnificent, we have here some good stuff about how to maintain a prayerful and honest life, rooted in the Word of God, fromFr. Mike Schmitz of Ascension Presents:
Manly Men of Manliness
Terrence Popp explains why you need to stay the heck AWAY from modren wammenzes:
Joker from Better Bachelor is both amused and off-put by what that new DignifAI app signifies about modern men and women:
Burn Paedowood to the Ground
Midnight’s Edge looks at the compounding woes confronting the House of the Devil Mouse, as Brolon MuZk and Gina Carano join forces with Nelson Peltz to humiliate Li’l Bobby Iger:
Overlord Dicktor Van Doomcock shares more leaks from the set of Captain Blackmerica, aka The First Wakandan, and the news is very, VERY bad – for Disney:
Gary from Nerdrotic offers his own take on the latest lawsuits hitting Disney:
The Critical Drinker points out the sheer horrid mathematics behind modern movies, and why this causes so many problems:
Reading Too Much Into Things
Your Science is F***ing Weird moment of the week is from Dawn Pine, explaining how humans can control very large drone swarms – so basically, SkyNet is actually going to be a human:
Research involving Oregon State University has shown that a “swarm” of more than 100 autonomous ground and aerial robots can be supervised by one person without subjecting the individual to an undue workload.
The findings represent a big step toward efficiently and economically using swarms in a range of roles from wildland firefighting to package delivery to disaster response in urban environments.
“We don’t see a lot of delivery drones yet in the United States, but there are companies that have been deploying them in other countries,” said Julie A. Adams of the OSU College of Engineering. “It makes business sense to deploy delivery drones at a scale, but it will require a single person be responsible for very large numbers of these drones. I’m not saying our work is a final solution that shows everything is OK, but it is the first step toward getting additional data that would facilitate that kind of a system.”
The results, published in Field Robotics, stem from the Defense Advanced Research Project Agency’ program known as OFFSET, short for Offensive Swarm-Enabled Tactics. Adams was part of a group that received an OFFSET grant in 2017.
During the course of the four-year project, researchers deployed swarms of up to 250 autonomous vehicles — multi-rotor aerial drones, and ground rovers — able to gather information in “concrete canyon” urban surroundings where line-of-sight, satellite-based communication is impaired by buildings. The information the swarms collect during their missions at military urban training sites have the potential to help keep U.S. troops and civilians more safe.
Adams was a co-principal investigator on one of two swarm system integrator teams that developed the system infrastructure and integrated the work of other teams focused on swarm tactics, swarm autonomy, human-swarm teaming, physical experimentation and virtual environments.
“The project required taking off-the-shelf technologies and building the autonomy needed for them to be deployed by a single human called the swarm commander,” said Adams, the associate director for deployed systems and policy at OSU’s Collaborative Robotics and Intelligent Systems Institute. “That work also required developing not just the needed systems and the software, but also the user interface for that swarm commander to allow a single human to deploy these ground and aerial systems.”
Collaborators with Smart Information Flow Technologies developed a virtual reality interface called I3 that lets the commander control the swarm with high-level directions.
“The commanders weren’t physically driving each individual vehicle, because if you’re deploying that many vehicles, they can’t — a single human can’t do that,” Adams said. “The idea is that the swarm commander can select a play to be executed and can make minor adjustments to it, like a quarterback would in the NFL. The objective data from the trained swarm commanders demonstrated that a single human can deploy these systems in built environments, which has very broad implications beyond this project.”
Testing took place at multiple Department of Defense Combined Armed Collective Training Facilities. Each multiday field exercise introduced additional vehicles, and every 10 minutes swarm commanders provided information about their workload and how stressed or fatigued they were.
During the final field exercise, featuring more than 100 vehicles, the commanders’ workload levels were also assessed through physiological sensors that fed information into an algorithm that estimates someone’s sensory channel workload levels and their overall workload.
“The swarm commanders’ workload estimate did cross the overload threshold frequently, but just for a few minutes at a time, and the commander was able to successfully complete the missions, often under challenging temperature and wind conditions,” Adams said.
Your long read of the week is by Michael Hoffman, and does a pretty good job of explaining the difference between Satanism in theory and in practice – and, in fact, the practical applications of Satanist ideology are far more sinister than you might think, simply because of the subtlety involved:
Our post-modern world declares that sexual transgression (“lifestyle) can’t be wrong in that it is the consequence of “doing what you will.” Hence, it only seems to be wrong:
“… the task of working with the transformative energy of the Devil involves seeing past the appearance of evil” (p. 143). “Even those of us who consider ourselves sexually liberated Thelemites may discover that we have some residual shame and guilt complexes that need to be rooted out. Accordingly, in order to fully comprehend, experience, and express the divinity of the sexual force and the sexual impulse, we first need to wash away—to purify —those residual shards of shame and guilt that may cling to us” (p. 110).
“In the Qabalistic model which forms the foundation of the system (of initiation), the aspirant must fashion him or herself into a true ‘grail’ …the adept then takes up the task of aspiration unto the true and ultimate grail, the supernal cup of Babalon” (p. 150).
Aleister Crowley was fornicating, hooked on cocaine and heroine, sodomized in homosexual trysts, invoking demons in North African deserts, Sicilian groves—and through Jack Parsons at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, California—all in the early 20th century. Here was the Archetypal Man of the sexual revolution. To say he was “way ahead of his time” is an anemic understatement.
One can choose to believe that the “sexual revolution” and the separation of the engendering of human life from the act of sex, were either at least partly a result of his invocations and those of others like him, or an accident of history which merely coincided with this “magick.” One thing is certain, however. The Satanism that was formerly the sole province of a sliver of western humanity is now a social media phenomenon in North America and Europe, so pedestrian it is banal—requiring ever more extreme thrills to slake the desires of the insatiable hungry ghost called lust.
There are no references to ritual murder—that other pyramid ashlar—in Living Thelema. And no doubt author David Shoemaker, who we accuse of no wrongdoing, is firmly opposed to it.
Beyond the kingdom of the secret societies, America is an abattoir of ritual murder of unborn human beings in the womb, and of youthful soldiers and Marines who died in forever wars on the sands of Iraq and Afghanistan, in addition to the many thousands of women and children who the American taxpayer-financed Israeli war machine has murdered.
Many persons ascribe this ocean of blood solely to the usual human folly and avarice of the military-industrial behemoth. They see no high priest and witness no Fay ce que voudras mumbo-jumbo. They imagine that all the killing is of a piece with the routine crimes and homicide of recorded history.
Yet some of us do intuit a special brand of evil now, a more virulent toxin derived from the laboratory where it has been synthesized out of the malignant sorcery built upon the depraved abuse of God’s personal name.
I particularly liked the fact that this article points out the abject failure of Christians, and especially Catholics, to use the ACTUAL name of God – YHWH – which His Hugeness Hizzself told and encouraged us to use, while Satanists happily use it to attack Him and His chosen people.
This is critically important to understand. Jesus’s name causes daemons to flee in terror, and rightly so – but YHWH is the name of the One God, the single essence that manifests in three persons. As Christians, we should never, ever be afraid of speaking that name, and of using it.
This is partly why one of my gym shirts has the actual Hebrew letters, יהוה, written in big yellow script on it. Though I am quiet about my faith in real life, I am not ashamed to call YHWH my God in public. Neither should you be.
Linkage is good for you:
- American officials have apparently privately admitted that one of their MIM-104A PATRIOT PAC-3 missiles did, in fact, shoot down a Russian Il-76 full of Ukrainian POWs;
- Bernhard from Moon of Alabama underscores a hard truth about how an army without officers, is a doomed one;
- Maj. Scott Ritter narrates the way in which the Russians and Chechens, once the most bitter of enemies, reconciled and rebuilt together, and how that could be a template for Ukraine;
- The BRICS nations are looking into the possibility of setting up their own credit ratings agency, which will be yet another break with the Western financial and economic hegemony;
- Prof. Glenn Diesen thinks Trump vs Biden 2.0 will redefine the global world order for decades to come – I rather disagree, since I think Trump can only slow America’s collapse;
- A Serbian tennis star has apparently caused a storm of controversy by calling India a shitty country to visit – I cannot for the life of me see the problem, because she is right;
- Supposedly, the ratio of your index to ring finger says a lot about your personality, according to TEH HOHLEEE SAYENCE!!!!;
- And speaking of the High Priests of Scientism, one of them finally admitted what we’ve known all along, that they pulled the economic modelling on lockdowns straight out of their butts;
- We bag on Millennialtards, and with very good reason, but give them their due – they want to work to live, not the other way around, and that is a good thing;
- Apple is looking to create its own open-source programming language – which presumably will only actually compile and run once you accept some ridiculously onerous EULA terms;
- For those who think the Internet of Things is good, keep in mind that hackers were able to use toothbrushes for a DDoS attack that may have resulted in the theft of millions of customer records;
- Pierre Simon writes about the real reasons why Hitler and the Nazis were anti-Semitic – though he twists history quite a bit when he says the Nazis advocated peaceful relocation (Kristallnacht, anyone?);
- Airbus is taking full advantage of Boeing’s total disarray and failure with the 737 MAX debacle to make hay with their quite excellent A-350 twin-engine wide-body cruiser;
- The Europeans recognise they have a serious problem with cheap energy, so they are putting their faith in as-yet-unproven SMR technology – even though the world leaders in this field are RUSSIAN;
- Speaking of SMRs, Rolls-Royce, which has invested billions in a spin-off for building SMRs, is not happy about potentially losing out to Westinghouse for the UK’s first private nuclear power station;
- Realistic and useful fusion power gets closer every day as experimental designs manage to generate more power than they consume to start off the fusion reactions;
- HMD Global, which makes the Nokia mobile phones, will likely discontinue the manufacturing of those iconic handsets;
- UBS – which is in the midst of heavy layoffs – has just issued a tokenised financial derivative on the Ethereum network, in a major step forward for blockchain-based trading;
And some more from Dawn Pine:
- Genetics testing company 23andMe went from an eye-watering market cap, to almost worthless, in shockingly short time, all because of a security breach;
- TX Guvnor Abbott calls a spade a spade when it comes to plans to give illegal invaders lots of free shit – though I wish he would actually allow his National Guardsmen to just shoot the bastards;
- A Japanese novelist won a prestigious literary prize, and then admitted she used ChatGPT to help her write, which is really just ghostwriting by another name, and both funny and ominous at the same time;
- The whore-media continues to try to make you think war is peace and freedom is slavery when it comes to this new border bill the Congresscritters are trying hard to pass;
- Neither of us can quite believe this needs to be said, but eating fried toothpicks is a REALLY DUMB THING TO DO, because of the ingredients used in making them;
- If your wife or girlfriend wants you to buy her some stupidly expensive perfume, be sure to tell her the good stuff is made using whale vomit, and see how she reacts;
- Here’s your “Sodom & Gomorrah got off easy” story of the week, about a female teacher who boinked one of her male students, while using other male students as lookouts;
- OK, who had “world’s internet goes down because of goathumpers in western Yemen” for this week’s Doomsday Apocalypse Bingo Sweepstakes?;
- Indians can be pretty stupid about a lot of things, and this story about them detaining a pigeon on suspicion of being a Chinese spy does nothing to change that impression;
- For those of us who use Linux-based operating systems with GUIs, there is (or was) a rather interesting little bug with the X11 library, which has since been fixed;
- A bewildered singleton is shocked – SHOCKED! – to discover that men on dating websites only want to smash, which really speaks volumes for her intelligence, or lack thereof;
- Having lived in Singapore, I can personally confirm that the cost of even the most basic car there, is absolutely STAGGERING – you pay as much there as you do for a supercar in the UK;
- Imagine spending 8 years building a perfect replica of the Eiffel Tower, only to have your submission tossed out of the Guiness Book of World Records, simply because you used the wrong type of matchstick;
MUH RUSHIAN KAHLOOOOOOOZHUN!!!
The Neo-Tsar explained, well before the now-legendary interview with #BasedTucker, why it is that Russia felt the need to defend itself against NATO expansion and aggression:
HALO Nation
The voice acting talent in HALO 2 was truly unbelievable:
All these years later, and I only JUST realised that MICHAEL FREAKIN’ WINCOTT did the voice of the Prophet of Truth!!!
Ever wonder what the units in HALO WARS think to themselves when you command them to move?
Slayergod Remy aka MintBlitz shows us his take on Noble 6’s pure badassitude:
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
Scholar’s Lore discusses the horrors of the Drukhari Cabals of the Dark Eldar:
Creature Feature
Wartime Stories goes into some tall (terrifying) tales about man-eating giants on the Solomon Islands:
That’s right, MrUNIVAC, I got you covered.
Legends of the Fall
What Lurks Beneath talks to a daemonologist
Keep in mind, though, this guy being interviewed is not, as far as I can tell, a Catholic exorcist or priest. So his testimony is likely to be more than a little sensationalised, even if he is a Christian (as he claims to be).
Oh No! Anyway…
Wazzocks gonna wazzock:
Comedy Hour
Meme Warfare
We begin with some dank memes from The Male Brain, related to this week’s science corner:
[Iron Warriors joke. I approve. – Didact]
And some more general memes:
[Disagree. Israel is not ethnically cleansing Arabs IN ISRAEL. It is ethnically cleansing Arabs in Palestine. – Didact]
And now, as LRFotS Robert W likes to say:
Seeing as it’s Valentine’s Day this week:
Animal Planet
Your aminules are adorkable moment of the week:
And also your animals are absolute DICKS moment of the week, to balance things out:
REPS FOR JESUS!!!
Gym beast props this week go to Tuomas Hautala:
Ass-Kicking of the Eight Limbs
Also, by way of parody:
They See Me Rollin’…
Palate Cleansers
Axe Me Anything
Drumlines
MOAR DAKKA!!!
Mighty Wings
Jump-Starts
Step To It
Gingervitis Injections
Livin’ in the Land of the Metal Gods
Rock Out With Your Glock Out
Thot Shots
And now, finally, here is your Instathot to get the week off to the correct kind of start. This here is Christina Lionscat – I’m pretty sure that’s not her actual name – age 26 from Graz, Austria. She does fitness modelling and other sorts of model-type stuff. It is fair to say she is quite a looker, though she evidently does all of her own photography with her iPhone, so her repertoire, as it were, is quite limited.
OK, that’s all, boys, back to work now.
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In NYC on Valentines Day the women would wear full on makeup at the gym; It just didn’t look right.
I never played any of the Crash games but I’ll have to try them now. Conker is fun if you like 3D platformers, late 90’s South Park-style humor, and late 90’s movie references (which I do!). You’d probably appreciate it Didact, being that it was created by Brits and their cheeky sense of humor is omnipresent. It does have one of the worst segments I’ve ever played in a video game, though – an underwater race through spinning blades with a tight time limit.
The best way to play it today is Rare Replay on an XBOX. The N64 cart goes for $100 (mine came from $20 out of a Kay-Bee Toys bargain bin in 2002) and N64 games generally haven’t aged well and look like crap on modern TVs even with the right equipment due to the system’s built-in AA, which can’t be turned off without either GameShark codes or a hard mod.
The OG XBOX remake (Live & Reloaded) also will work on an XBOX, but the consensus is it’s inferior to the original because they bleeped all the swearing. I haven’t played it myself so can’t confirm.