OFMIM.
Could be worse, I suppose – I might not be around to help the horrors of this day go away with my epic-linkage-and-babes posts every week, after all.
So let’s get started with the very necessary process of getting through this crap-sundae of a day with some gratuitous gun-porn:
Best line: “I was practicing the song of FREEDOM!”
Speaking of which:
And, no, Mat, it’s not just you. Modern rap IS the worst shit ever. Actually, rap in general is the worst shit ever.
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You know you’re hosed when an eight-year-old sounds more intelligent and funnier than your own elected Congresswoman:
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Following on from last Monday’s lingerie football display, here are some more great moments from the LFL:
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If you need proof that the Lord very obviously has a seriously quirky sense of humour, just take a look at this:
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I’m not a fan of Glenn Beck, and I don’t watch Blaze TV – but I do think pretty highly of Kevin Sorbo, and I have to say that this new show of his looks pretty good:
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Don’t be fooled by their adorable exteriors – meerkats are pretty darn evil. The alpha female in the group will kill the pups of other females and then use that mother as a type of wet nurse for her own children. If the grieving mother doesn’t want to nurse the alpha female’s children, she is evicted from the community. According to researcher Kirsty MacLeod, this is “a way of ‘paying rent’ to be allowed back into the group without receiving further aggression.”
However, it turns out that they can, and do, get punked by an even bigger asshole:
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Ramzpaul breaks down the refusal of the New Zealand political establishment to face up to the reality of Islamisation:
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Try, if you can, to watch Beta O’Cuck’s auto-castration on The View:
That was painful to watch. I could feel my own testosterone levels dipping dangerously low throughout that clip. I need to go lift something heavy now just to get back to normal.
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The Trap Lord dissects the latest idiocy from the transgender movement, and, unsurprisingly, finds a VICE “journalist” to be sorely lacking in common sense:
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Our blue collar friends explain that gun control has nothing to do with protecting children, and everything to do with political power games:
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I had never heard of this James Charles, er, person until last week. I don’t care in the slightest about makeup tutorials, and I have a strong and thorough dislike for effeminate swishing faggotry in general.
But then this bit of internet drama caught my eye, primarily for the fact that this, uh, “guy” had set the record, by a huge margin, for losing the most YouTube subscribers in a single day:
There is more to this story than meets the eye. Our good friend Adam Piggott, the Gentleman Adventurer, has the full breakdown of it here.
James Charles unwittingly exposed one of the darkest and most terrible secrets of the progressive Left. He showed the world that gays are not simply born – they can be made. And they can be converted into sin using some of the most awful and disgustingly manipulative tactics imaginable.
For that sin, James Charles has to pay a steep price – because now the world can see, if it chooses to, that gayness is a choice, and as such, can be undone.
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The Big Bang Theory is my favourite show to hate-watch, because it is so bad and painfully unfunny, when I’m doing stuff like shaving or brushing my teeth. But now it’s finally over and done with, and actually it ended on a remarkably poignant and decent note, despite the utterly OCD asshole that Sheldon Cooper was throughout its entire existence:
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I think I watched Venom on my flight back to the old country from Arabistan a little over a month ago. To my immense surprise, given what I had seen in Spiderman 3 and how dreadful that was, Sony Pictures made a really good Marvel film:
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Well, so much for Batman:
Robert Pattinson will play the Caped Crusader in the upcoming The Batman flick slated for a June 25, 2021 release.
The 33-year-old British actor is the next in line to play the DC Comics superhero after Ben Affleck last played Bruce Wayne in 2017’s Justice League.
Pattinson is in talks to play Batman in the Matt Reeves led project according to Varietyon Thursday night.
Back in January it was reported that Ben Affleck was out of the project which he was originally set to star in, write, and direct.
According to Variety’s sources negotiations are not fully complete but Pattinson is the top choice and the deal is expected to close shortly.
This, by the way, is the shovelface that will play the Dark Knight:
Gott im Himmel. That twig needs to put in some serious gym time if he wants to look convincing as the most feared and respected member of the Justice League. He’s about as intimidating as a… well, a meerkat.
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Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey (R) signed the Human Life Protection Act into law, one that makes most abortions in the state at any point during pregnancy illegal, except those necessary in order to prevent “a serious health risk to the unborn child’s mother.”
I have read some pretty good analysis that indicates that the Alabama leadership knows damned well that this law will be overturned in the lower courts. They aren’t worried about that. They want this bill and the associated law to go straight to the Supreme Court.
The key in this new law is the definition of “personhood”, which does not exist anywhere in the original, and execrable, Roe v Wade decision written by the awful Justice Harry Blackmun. Basically, Alabama has drawn the battle lines on the ground of what is, and is not, a person, forcing the Supreme Court to rule, once and for all, whether a fertilised egg is in fact a human being.
This could easily backfire and fail. Contrary to what I had expected when he was finally confirmed as an Associate Justice to the SCOTUS, Justice Brett Kavanaugh has been more of a squishy centrist than an originalist like Neil Gorsuch or Clarence Thomas. And the less said about Chief Justice John Roberts and his record on subjects like this, the better.
But, it looks like the culture war is heating up, and sooner, rather than later, the fissures between truth and lies will become too great to ignore.
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An American Wall-slam victim complains about dating British men, which I have to say is quite hilarious – though in fairness she was “only” 31 when she tried dating guys from PommieBastardLand and found herself distinctly underwhelmed by the experience:
An American woman says that she swore off dating British men after a trip to England, where she says most of the men she encountered were short, had bad teeth, and out of shape.
Jenny Jacobs, 37, is now married with two children — but before she met the one, she says, she realized that British guys don’t do it for her.
Speaking to The Sun, the Cincinnati, Ohio-based personal trailer listed all of things she finds unattractive about men from across the pond — conclusions she mostly came to have her a single trip to England in 2013.
Jenny insists she wasn’t always against dating a Brit, and even spoke to a few online. But she never found any real romantic connection with any of them, and blames it on their looks.
She would see lots of British guys on an app called Beautiful People, but says she wasn’t physically attracted to them.
‘I’d say Brits are up there with Russian men as the ugliest men on the app,’ she said.
In case you are wondering, this is what Mrs. Jacobs looks like:
Not bad, I suppose – for a 50-year-old…
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As I’ve said before, the “XX” in FXX is almost certainly there as a way of gently making fun of what the driver will almost certainly exclaim when driving this thing:
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Title says it all, really:
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To answer the question – yes, it is:
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Nigel Farage shows the legacy media exactly why they are so far behind the times and so repeatedly and catastrophically wrong when gauging the mood of the electorate that they are supposed to cover:
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Your much-needed dose of political comedy of the day:
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Pics time, from various places:
What IS it with Floriduh?!?!?!:
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Dog of the week is the rottweiler:
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Gym dumbasses and bullshido time…:
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That guy singlehandedly made redundant every inbred redneck joke, ever.
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Yikes. That was pretty bad. Now here’s a gym beast to help you get over it:
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Everybody’s favourite personal trainer demolishes some seriously stupid broscience:
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And here’s your martial arts mastery for the day:
BONUS – Jesus loves knockouts, especially when it’s a seriously cocky fighter who gets KTFO:
I am not really a fan of the flamboyant, free-wheeling, awkward fighting styles. I enjoy watching technicality and skill over showboating, which is why my favourite fighters are guys like Buakaw Banchamek and Dominick Cruz, who exhibit highly intelligent, even cerebral, approaches to picking apart their opponents and then overwhelming them with sheer destructive power.
But I have to say, there are some showmen who are ultra-technical as well. Muay thai master Saenchai is one such:
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#Ironbound
Watching and reading videos and commentary about how execrably stupid the penultimate episode of Game of Thrones was led to me to this video:
Which immediately led me to think of this one:
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And finally, your starting Instathot of the week, Stephania Stegman, who is some sort of WAG for some kind of footballer:
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