I realise that I am a few days late in joining into the pile-on regarding Sen. Elizabeth Warren’s hilariously failed “DNA test”, in which she set out to “prove” that she has Native American ancestry and instead ended up proving that she really is just an old white lady, but some of the memes that I have been seeing are just way too funny to resist.

Mark Dice did his usual bang-up job of analysing the situation, which is to say that he absolutely destroyed what little is left of Sen. Warren’s tattered reputation:

And Tucker Carlson, who has proven to be one of the most insightful and devastatingly skilled analysts of the Left’s rapid descent into howling-at-the-Moon madness over the last few years, simply shredded the remains:

As several Hard Right shitlords have pointed out, by the way, the DNA test that Sen. Warren took did not prove that she is “between 1/64th and 1/1024th Native American”. It actually proved that somewhere in her family tree is someone with Central or South American genetics.

I mean, seriously, even by the pathetic standards of the Daemoncrat these days, how stupid can you be?!?!?!?

This was a classic example of a Leftist own goal. For those of you unfamiliar with the concept, imagine a Leftist playing soccer – the limp-wristed stupid falling-about-crying pointless endless waste of time and [yet another 2,000-word rant about soccer deleted because frankly everybody is sick of this shit by now] that involves 22 men running around forever on a pitch – and taking control of the ball.

Then imagine said Leftist running all the way up the length of said pitch, and kicking the ball straight into the goal, and jumping around dancing and celebrating, only to slowly come to xer senses and think to zimself, “Wait a minute, I recognise that goal, it’s MINE…”

Or, y’know, just imagine Sen. Elizabeth Warren’s face when she releases a set of DNA results three weeks away from TEH MOST IMPORATANTEST ERECTIONS EVAR!!! which turn her, and by extension her entire political party, into an utter laughingstock.

Of course, the Hard Right wasted absolutely no time in trolling the hell out of that political party. Some of the memes floating around on the subject are truly hysterical:

But the absolute best part – verified by Breitbart a few years ago, in fact – comes in the form of information that one of Sen. Warren’s ancestors was part of the Tennessee militia that rounded up the Cherokee and sent them packing on the Trail of Tears:

You know you’ve failed when you set out to prove that you’re part Native American, end up proving that you’re almost certainly whiter and more European than the average American, and make yourself a big fat juicy target for the intersectional Left’s own mob squad.

The irony could not be more delicious.

I close out this post with a song that Sen. Warren wishes she could sing with conviction and pride, but cannot: