Hey, I am nothing if not sincere:

Let it be noted for the record that I still do not like women’s tennis. As I have said many times before, I find the women’s game to be noisy, slow, boring, and largely pointless. I find the style of play to be lacking in finesse, power, athleticism, decorum, and the sheer competitive grit that is to be found in even Challenger-level matches in the ATP.

That being said – there is at least one thing going for the women’s game: it is packed full of cute Eastern European women.

But I’m still not wasting my time and money on it.