It’s that time of the week again, boys. And seeing how it is the day before Veterans’ Day, the day on which we recognise the sacrifices that America’s veterans have endured so that the rest of us may live in freedom and peace in what used to be the greatest country on God’s green Earth, and still is the greatest country ever built by human hands and minds, I figured that I should try to find pictures of hot girls who serve their countries in uniform.

Don’t worry, they’re only in their uniforms half of the time. They all appear to spend the rest of their time noodling around on Instaham pretending to be models.

So we can generally be pretty sure that they are unlikely to be able to fight worth much of a damn- though of course I am happy to be proven wrong about this.

One word before we get on to the babes:

I am aware that there are a number of veterans of the United States Armed Forces who read my work. I believe there are one or two active-duty servicemen who also read, though I’ve not seen them comment much, if at all.

I’d just like to say that it is a great honour to have you here, and I truly appreciate the fact that you take the time to read what I write, critique it, and comment upon it. And I am deeply grateful for the fact that your efforts have made it possible for me to live quietly in this country that I have come to love, and that you call your own.

To all veterans, past and present: THANK YOU.

Oh, by the way, you guys do know that there is a great old-school IRON MAIDEN single that goes by the same title as this post, right?