“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Ensign Mary Sue

by | Dec 26, 2015 | Uncategorized | 1 comment

I discovered a truly hilarious webcomic by way of a commenter John C. Wright’s excellent (yet deeply depressing) review of STAR WARS: Here We Go Again, Again:

Similar to the way another commenter responded, I cannot tell whether the guy who found this deserves a promotion, or a court-martial. My first thought upon reading through the initial three comics was, “if someone doesn’t shove a photon torpedo up her ass and light it, he’s going to regret it very soon”.

I was, of course, correct.

Oh, and for those few of you inclined to take offence at the notion that someone so KAWAIIIIIIII deserves a photon torpedo suppository, just you wait until you get about 20 comics in and Ensign Mary Sue gets to meet God.

Even so, the Mary Sue depicted here is still a better character than Daenerys Targaryen…

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1 Comment

  1. Morris

    After getting about 10 pages in, the only thing I could think of was "This comic is well named"..

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