“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”
Now THIS is how you do a hilarious send-up of Conan the Barbarian!
Speaking of send-ups, there was exactly ONE good thing about the 2012 remake of Conan the Barbarian:
And even SHE couldn’t save that movie from being terrible, despite being half-naked for at least a third of that film.
It just goes to show that in order to do justice to the great works of fantasy and science fiction, you need a lot more than just T&A; you need plot, character, and great storytelling.
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