Well, you’d get this:

Actually this guy has done quite a few of these great “X Meets Metal” videos- check out his cover of the Skyrim theme, shreddified:

And just when you thought “Pacific Rim” couldn’t be more metal than it already is:

Then there’s his take on Kenny Loggins’ ball-bustingly awesome track, “Danger Zone”, from the gayest non-gay movie of all time, Top Gun– this metal version is guaranteed to straighten out any fairy:

Check out Eric’s original music here– yes, I know, it’s iTunes, which I dislike as a matter of principle since I use Linux, but hey, he knows what the hell he’s doing. And his Patreon page is right here.