“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”
It’s that time of year again, when you see guys dressed like idiots and girls dressed like… well, slutty idiots.
Not, of course, that I’m complaining; Halloween is one of those holidays that allows us to celebrate the blessings of sexual dimorphism to the fullest.
See what I mean?
For those of us of a more metallic persuasion, it’s an opportunity to play what was, is, and always will be one of the greatest epic metal songs ever recorded:
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