Monday. Ёб твою мать…
Well, enough bitching, let’s get on with making it all better.
The Male Brain writes in with his usual compilation of excellent stuff, starting with some Dave Chappelle clips where, as usual, he tells it like it is. Given that this is Dave Chappelle, though, y’all might want to turn the volume down if you watch this at work…:
A comedian who is actually funny and willing to make politically incorrect jokes without giving a flying rodent’s posterior about what anyone thinks of him.
Respect.
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Also from Dawn Pine, here is an interesting analytical take on the numbers surrounding President Trump’s likely impeachment:
The Left is hellbent on impeachment and the absence of a case won’t matter. They do not care if they will sow the wind and reap the whirlwind.
In the coming days, after all, we will probably learn that the whistleblower’s “Schiff dossier” was prepared by ex-Lawfare-type lawyers in service to House Democrats, who just needed a vessel to pass off the hit as a genuine cry of the heart, rather than a scripted attack with all the Steele dossier/Mueller report/Comey memo fingerprints: classification obfuscations, footnotes to liberal media hit pieces, pseudo-scholarly references to court cases, and lawsuit-avoiding, preemptive disclaimers about not actually possessing firsthand knowledge of any of the evidence, prepped hearsay, supposition, and the subjunctive and optative mood composition.
In a sane world, the impeachers would worry their charges that Trump forced Ukrainian President Vladimir Zelensky to investigate his possible 2020 Democratic opponent Joe Biden might boomerang. After all, Trump never actually cut off Ukrainian aid. Nor did he outline a quid pro quo deal. Essentially he is accused of unduly asking a foreign president to clamp down on corruption in his midst going back to 2016. So what? Especially if there is something more to the strange antics of Hunter Biden and CrowdStrike.
Biden’s problems are not such thought crimes, but are confirmed by his own boasting: that he used the clout of the United States to help his own family financially, by threatening to cut off U.S. aid unless a Ukrainian state prosecutor looking into his own son’s suspicious lobbying was fired within six hours. And in Biden’s own words, “Son of a bitch,” he was fired.
In contrast, Trump might have been all over the map in his call, but he kept the aid to Ukraine coming without demanding the scalp of any Ukrainian official. In some sense, Trump’s culpability boils down to one issue: progressives believe that in not-too-veiled a manner, he threatened a foreign government to start going after the Biden family without cause, whose patriarch Joe might be Trump’s 2020 election opponent.
Long story short: Trump Wins.
All HAIL His Most Benevolent and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra.
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#BasedTucker is #Based:
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Following on from Robert Francis Padraig Shamrocks Begorrah Shillelagh Guinness Kilkenny O’Rourke’s live self-castration and implosion over the issue of gun rights, the Rageaholic completes the utter destruction of whatever remaining credibility that everyone’s favourite fake Irish Mexican has on the subject:
I cannot imagine what it is like to be a Daemoncrat these days. You literally have to choose to spend your entire life on your knees getting used by lies, and uttering the same, through any available orifice.
These people are quite literally bugshit nuts. They cannot be reasoned with or helped. They can only be ignored, laughed at, or fought against. And idiots like Beta O’Rourke are the worst of a very, very bad bunch.
Seriously, if you know a Daemoncrat, ask him or her (or they/them, as the case may be) whether xe needs new knee-pads, lip-balm, and anal lube, because you know, instantly, exactly how xey are being used by the Prince of Lies.
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Here’s a truly great headline to get your week off to a happy start:
Remember how Odumbass was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize back in 2009, even as he was starting up yet more wars of foreign entanglement that ended up completely destabilising the entire Middle East and sparked a gigantic refugee crisis in 2014, and also decided to shred the American Constitution by authorising a drone strike on an American citizen?
(Never mind that the citizen in question was an Islamist nutbag – the right thing to do there would have been to strip the asshole of his citizenship, and then drone-strike his ass straight into Jannah.)
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Remember how St. Gretard of Svenska showed up at the United Abominations a while back and tried, and failed utterly, to upstage His Most Benevolent and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Astra?
Well, some enterprising wag went and made a deathcore song based on her appearance, and my God it is funny:
The comments on the video attempt to put a name to this unique form of highly aggressive music. I’m leaning towards “death Gretal” myself.
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The Neo-Tsar’s take on St. Gretard was even more brutal, epic, and on-the-nose, if these things are even possible, than the Tweetdown dealt by the God-Emperor:
Vladimir Putin took aim at teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg today, calling her a ‘poorly informed teenager’ who was being ‘used by adults’.
The Russian president said the 16-year-old should ‘tell developing counties why they should live in poverty’ over her campaign to cut fossil fuel use.
At an energy forum today Putin told the audience he did not share the excitement about the Swede’s United Nations speech last month.
The schoolgirl electrified the UN summit in New York when she denounced world leaders for failing to tackle climate change, unleashing the outrage felt by millions of her peers by demanding: ‘How dare you?’
Putin told the energy conference, adding it was deplorable that Thunberg was being used by some groups – which he did not name – to achieve their own goals.
Chairing a session titled ‘Energy Partnership for Sustainable Growth’ at an energy forum in Moscow, Putin said: ‘I may disappoint you but I don’t share the common excitement about the speech by Greta Thunberg.
‘No one has explained to Greta that the modern world is complex and different and…people in Africa or in many Asian countries want to live at the same wealth level as in Sweden.
‘Go and explain to developing countries why they should continue living in poverty and not be like Sweden.
I know quite a few Russians who openly loathe President Putin and think that he is the devil incarnate. I do not share their hostility toward the man, even though I have spent considerable amounts of time with several of those same Russians. I think that he is perhaps the only man who can rule modern Russia – because Russia needs a Tsar, and he is one.
As for his comments about the Gretard, well, what can one say other than… Слова бога, АМИНЬ!
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It’s hard to believe that there is a single mainstream (((media))) organisation anywhere that actually tries to tell the truth, but apparently, at least parts of Sky News Australia still take the notion seriously:
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Not to flog a dead (climate change) horse or anything, but here is a presentation from a really-for-real scientist, of all things, named Dr. Willie Soon, which demolishes a lot of the nonsense spewed by the likes of the Gretard and her fawning enablers in the mainstream (((media))):
It’s interesting listening to Dr. Soon talk – not least because of his accent, which sounds very Singaporean to anyone who is familiar with the speech patterns of that island (as I am), but is not quite kosher with the native patois. He is, in fact, Malaysian – and he may well be one of the bravest scientists out there, because unlike most scientists these days, he actually tries to look at what the facts tell him, and then tries to tell the truth.
I know – what a concept, right?
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It is always fun to watch the Leftists getting owned on the subject of guns:
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Dennis Prager’s neo-Palestinian nature aside, he does tell the truth here about how to be happy:
Eagle-eyed longtime readers will note that being grateful for what you have is the second step in my list of points to help you get out of despair and misery. And it’s not hard to figure out why.
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Your history lesson of the week is about Tecumseh and the Battle of Tippecanoe:
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It’s never fun for women when the worm turns and they have the same shit pulled on them that they once pulled on men:
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Your long read of the week comes via The Saker and talks about the ways in which the Russian military is building a system of systems that is considerably more advanced than anything that the USA can field – not because their technology is better, since it plainly is not, but because their tactics, control strategies, and relative lack of dependence on advanced tech is VASTLY less stupid than that of the Americans:
Then, of course, there is the issue of money. The US, in its short history, has deployed some absolutely world class weapons systems in technologies. My personal favorites: the Willys MBm, also known as a Jeep, and the superb F-16. But there are many, many more. The problem with these, at least from the point of view of the US nomenklatura, is that they were designed for warfare, for the many and very different real-world battlefields out there. They were never designed to enrich the already fantastically rich!
Hence the country which produced the Jeep now mostly produces massive hulks of metal which drive like crap, which constantly break, but which give the narcissistic and baseball cumsunglasses hat wearing left-lane male drivers a delightful feeling of macho superiority. And, of course, the country which created and deployed the formidable, yet economic, F-16 in the thousands (well over 4000 I think) now produces the F-35 (good thing that the US colonies like Poland or Japan are willing to buy them to please their beloved Uncle Shmuel).
From the point of view of the US nomenklatura, the F-35 is a stunning, amazing, success, not a high-tech flying brick! The costs of this system are not the proof of the incompetence of US engineers, or the cluelessness of US military analysts. Rather, these costs are proof of the combined effects of infinite greed and self-worship of the US ruling class.
Sadly, one of the best ways to learn the important lessons, is by means of a painful or catastrophic defeat. The Russia of today would not have been possible without the horrors of the “democratic rule” of Eltsin in the 1990s. Think of it: during the first Chechen war, the Russians had a hard time even finding one complete combat capable regiment and they had to use “combined battalions” (сводный батальон) instead. This will probably also happen to the USA.
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Related – Terrence Popp tells it like it is about the current fitness standards in the Army:
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I didn’t watch X-Men: Dark Phoenix, but apparently, it really was terrible:
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Related – does anyone remember the original Batman film?
Oh, wait, not the one from the 1940s – that was the one where Bats carried an actual gun and went around shooting people.
No, I’m talking the acid-trip that was the 1960s film starring Adam West (RIP):
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At last, we finally get to hear from the other side of the gun control debate:
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Time for some great old-school comedy from BritBongLand – we’ll start with Rowan Atkinson skewering the Tories from back in the 1980s:
Funny thing is, back then it was easy to lampoon the Conservatives for being crazy reactionaries about immigration. Looking around London today, on the other hand – as I did earlier this year – it is hard to find anything funny about the topics that he touches upon.
And now for something completely different:
You know you’re meta when you make a Monty Python sketch mocking Monty Python sketches with loads of Monty Python references:
Speaking of the parrot sketch:
And the Inquisition:
And, of course, the insulting Frenchman:
And now quite possibly the weirdest of their shorts:
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Wazzocks gonna wazzock:
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Pics, guns, and girls time – and we’re going to start off with a meme from Russia that helps you to understand how those marvelously stolid and sensible people view gays and trannies:
The top caption reads, basically: “A transgender man won a beauty contest in Brazil”.
The bottom caption reads: “Yes, you are f***ing f***ed”.
I can confirm from extensive personal experience that Russians react with horror and revulsion to the entire idea of trannies. Which is one of the many reasons why I like them.
We carry on with some rather unfortunate and amusing juxtapositions found on signs, courtesy of The Daily Mail:
Now let’s get on to the serious business of ruthlessly mocking the Daemoncrats for being dumb enough to launch an impeachment inquiry on the flimsiest possible grounds:
Headlines time, and boy is Floriduh Man on top of things this week:
I know a girl who knows a guy who had this happen to him. No, the guy in question is not me – my superpower lies in being asked repeatedly to prove my age when buying alcohol, because apparently I look like I’m 16 even though I’m over twice that age.
Can confirm.
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Your dog of the week is the Bull Arab:
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Jeff Cavaliere from ATHLEAN-X – if you aren’t subscribed to him, do it right now – provides us with our gym idiots segment of the week by pointing out the worst things about bodybuilding in the 1990s:
Honestly, given that this is bodybuilding we’re talking about, I’m amazed he managed to get it down to just 8 problems.
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And now for some gym beasts who don’t give a shit about aesthetics:
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Your Buakaw Beatdown of the Week as well:
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#MetalWrath
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And finally here’s your Instathot for the start of the week. As thots go, she doesn’t seem to be much of one. And it turns out that both Dawn Pine and I have similar tastes in women, because we both ran into her independently and realised that, hey, she is mighty fine.
She’s an Italian by the name of Diletta Leotta, and she’s a TV presenter who was recently begged by football fans to flash her tits at them. Under the circumstances, she kept her composure quite admirably and gracefully declined their request.
It’s not hard to see why they asked her, though. She’s hot.
The best thing about her, though, is not her looks. It is her smile.
Honestly, she looks truly lovely with that big smile of hers – it makes my day to see a beautiful woman with her face lit up in a happy smile.
All right, you lazy bunch of goldbrickers, that’s about enough fannying about. Now get off yer keesters and go kick some ass.
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That blind guardian song sounds like a bunch of veteran swordsmen gathered around a fire to tell stories of conquest. At least in my own little fantasy world. It inspires me to pick up my own sword so to speak. It's also very soothing for sure. I would like to try this on my baby cousin. He is only 3,5 but he might develop a taste for it 😛
It's one of the very best of the old-school BLIND GUARDIAN songs. The live versions of those old tracks are always by far the best.