This seems rather germane given that Easter is coming up. I have to say that I can’t quite see the connection between walking on water and retail-banking services- I seem to recall something in the Good Book to the effect that the Lord Christ had a few rather stern words for money-lenders in His temple- but that doesn’t change the fact that this is pretty damn cool:

Well… It’s gross. And then it’s cool.

In case you’re wondering about the chemistry and physics and nerd stuff involved in creating a non-Newtonian fluid, here’s a basic primer- not as interesting, since it doesn’t involve nubile dancing Chinese girls, but still useful nonetheless:

If you got bored with that, here’s an example of someone shooting a non-Newtonian fluid with a bullet. (Yeah, I bet that got your attention!)