Recently you may have seen me post an article that argued that those who call zhemselves transgenders are afflicted with a mental disorder*.

Well, I’m here to tell you that I have seen the rainbow-coloured light, and that I was completely and totally wrong. Transgenderism is not a mental disorder. It is entirely valid and right to argue that a man can be a woman, and a woman can be a fish, and a fish can be a bicycle.

Ah, but what brought about this sudden change of heart in a former shitlord once dedicated to rooting out and exposing what xhe called “a direct result of madness and confusion”?

So that I may foster truth and reconciliation between members of the great Covenant that binds us all together in spiritual harmony with the great Oneness of the Universe, I hereby announce that I will no longer go by the name of Didact, or play that icky horrible stupid HALO franchise, which emphasises war and violence and other doubleplusungood things.

No longer will I be identified as a Promethean Warrior-Servant, dedicated to acts of mindless destruction and evil.

You shall now know me as Diane, a beautiful and shapely Lifeworker who will dedicate xirself to bringing peace, harmony, love, and queerness to all that xhe encounters.

I will soon be starting up a Patreon page where you, my dearly beloved readers, can contribute funds toward my expensive but totally necessary, and 100% effective, identity reassignment surgery. And remember, if you don’t contribute, you are clearly a cisgender heteronormative oppressive patriarchal white male, whose very existence causes the planet to heave and groan in torment!

*A note to the slow, the clueless, the stupid, and the SocJus types who may have somehow stumbled upon this post: what is today’s date?

Dipshits.