The clown car crash that is the Drumpf White House continues, with the hiring and firing, in record time, of the latest Press Secretary. It is amusing, in a rather sordid way, though the internal chaos in the current Administration really just reflects how disjointed and disconnected the policies are. And that, unfortunately, is a reflection of the man in charge himself.
There is a lot we can, and should, say about Ornj Boi. He has been a massive disappointment in his second term – assuming that is even him. I have a hard time believing that the true God-Emperor of Mankind would ever let a very obvious skinwalker into his presence, let alone something THIS hideous:
What even IS that?!?!?! It does not look even remotely human!
Supposedly, that is Susan Dell, the wife of Dell Corporation founder Michael. As far as I can tell, it confirms my long-held suspicion that tech bazillionaires are massive Gammas as heart; almost every single one of them ends up with more money than brains, and almost every one ends up with a wife or girlfriend that looks at least half-daemon.
Bill Gates’s ex-wife looked like a dude in drag. Jeff Bezos’s ex-wife looked like a boiled horse, and his current wife is… well, horrifying. Michael Dell’s wife looks like a lizard in a human suit. Mark Zuckerberg behaves like a lizard – you almost expect to see him flick out a long sticky tongue to catch a fly – and his wife looks like more of a dude than he does.
About the only one who breaks that trope, is Elon Musk – and, given he had a love-child with someone called “Grimes” (go look her up), who checks off just about every box on the crazy checklist, his taste in women is also HIGHLY suspect. (He reportedly nailed Amber Heard, before the literal bed-shitting craziness, and his ex-wife Talulah Riley is not bad looking at all, so he may not be a total lost cause.)
All I can say is that being a tech billionaire is not a positive sign for one’s socio-sexual status, and hanging around those types is not good for one’s mental health.
Anyway, let’s leave it at that, as we have more important things to worry about. Here is the lovely lady of the week: Charleen Weiss, age 31 from Zwenkau, Krautland, and apparently something of an actress and model.
Happy weekend, lads.
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