Monday morning DOOMscrolling

by Didact | Jun 1, 2026 | Mondays | 0 comments

There goes the weekend, and now we are back on the front lines of Monday, yet again. One can rather sympathise with Sisyphus, really. I must say, it was a pretty decent weekend, considering how much of it I spent asleep, but that is admittedly not “normal” for most people, I suppose.

That being said, the Great Mondaydact Browser Slayer is here to make the transition back to work a bit easier. And speaking of slaying – of late, I have been rather enjoying binge-watching gameplay videos of the rebooted/reimagined DOOM franchise. I even started playing it recently, and it is indeed HELLA fun.

So let’s get straight into the blood, guts, and gore of Monday, as we RIP AND TEAR through the best bits of DOOM, DOOM Eternal, and DOOM: The Dark Ages:

#BasedTucker is Based

Dawn of Battle

The Male Brain

Mind-Expanding Drugs

Death Smiles At Us All…

Culture Beats

Warriors of Faith

Manly Men of Manliness

Bad Medicine

Veterans’ Day

Judge’s Ruling

MUH RUSHIAN KAHLOOOOOOOZHUN!!!

Новый-Царь Приказывает

Профессор Бровкин Учит

Дед Сварливый Говорит!

Дядя Стас Объясняет

Русские Оружие

Русская Жизнь

Polonium

Timeo Danaos Et Donna Ferentes…

Burn Paedowood to the Ground

HALO Nation

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

Big Boyz Toyz

Oh No! Anyway…

Reading Too Much Into Things

Linkage is good for you:

The EUSSR thinks it can keep the Ukraine Grift going for a lot longer – but it cannot;
YURPEEN leaders keep losing popularity, and seem to have no clue as to why;
A recent study proved what we all knew for ages – that people who use “bizblab” the most, are the dumbest;
The Limeys and Krauts want to build a 6th-generation fighter jet, but still have not figured out how to build a 5th-generation one;
For anyone who is still dumb enough to say there are no Nazis in 404 – Country Not Found;
Claude has gotten to the point where it is fully integrated into Microslop Office;
Peter Turchin discusses potential attrition model outcomes for 404;
Warwick Powell does the same with a slightly different set of parameters;
The Euzis want to develop a fully open-source cloud-based Microslop Office alternative;
People who talk to themselves are often not crazy at all – they just know how to use their brains properly;
No matter how the 404 War ends, it will not bring a true peace to Russia, and they had better get used to that idea;
The head of a programming language project wants no Abominable Imbecile code in it, and with good reason;
The DC Establishment’s insistence on maintaining global hegemony is disastrous for the entire FUSA;

And some more from Dawn Pine:

A real sick-making case about MUH YURPEEN VALYOOS!!! when it comes to abandoned children;
The camel-jockeys in Saudi Arabia have reached just about the end of the fiscal line;
Paying for teachers and cops to use Ozempic is apparently not good for one’s fiscal health;
It is kind of refreshing when a government employee steals from his employer – until you remember that, ultimately, the taxpayer is his boss;
Anthropic releases a new thought piece on how to calibrate AI models properly;
Turns out that Ol’ Uncle Joe Stalin had quite an impressive wine collection, which he tapped into on occasion when he wasn’t busy murdering dissidents and political opponents;