The older I get, the faster the weekends seem to go by. No matter how much I sleep, or how many hours of video games I manage to squeeze in (which, to be fair, is not very many, not any more), there never seems to be enough Saturday to go around. And then it’s Sunday, and I have to somehow find the motivation to poast – which I rarely do – before we plunge headlong into the abyss of Monday.
Fortunately, that is why the Great Mondaydact Browser Melter is here. And indeed, this is an especially melty edition – I have 32GB of RAM on my ThinkPad, and it is just barely able to avoid locking up under the load.
This week, let’s get started with some loud engine noises and burning rubber:
And a bit more of one of the greatest action stars who ever lived:
#BasedTucker is Based
The video above tells you everything you need to get started with the idea that the Book of Enoch, and the Book of Genesis, are true.
The Christians living among Arab Muslims in the Holy Land seem to have some sort of weird pathological aversion to understanding Izzlamick scriptures, it must be said โ otherwise they would not spout such nonsense about how Izzlam and Christianity come from similar faith traditions. They absolutely do not.
Dawn of Battle
The Male Brain gets us off to a right quick start this Monday โ he is clearly digging those Soviet-style remakes of various Western pop culture staples:
One wonders what he would make of Superman: Red Sonโฆ
And also – the world’s busiest YOOTOOBER asks the important questions in life:
Mind-Expanding Drugs
Death Smiles At Us All…
Culture Beats
Of the many hilarious things the Troll-Emperor has done, that truly was among the TOPPEST of Keks.
Warriors of Faith
If you do not know the backstory behind that hilarious desecration of Izzlamick texts, then go search โDavid Wood Maleek doxxingโ on EWCHOOB. Basically, THA DIZZLE got doxxed by a failed Moose Limb rapper, and retaliated as only a psychopath can โ by going full scorched earth on the Izzlamicks. These idiots have absolutely no idea what they unleashed.
Manly Men of Manliness
Bad Medicine
DIABEETUS.
Veteransโ Day
Judgeโs Ruling
MUH RUSHIAN KAHLOOOOOOOZHUN!!!
ะะพะฒัะน-ะฆะฐัั ะัะธะบะฐะทัะฒะฐะตั
ะะตะณะตะฝะดะฐัะฝะฐั ะ ะตัั
ะัะพัะตััะพั ะัะพะฒะบะธะฝ ะฃัะธั
ะะตะด ะกะฒะฐัะปะธะฒัะน ะะพะฒะพัะธั!
ะัะดั ะกัะฐั ะะฑัััะฝัะตั
ะ ัััะบะธะต ะััะถะธะต
ะ ัััะบะฐั ะะธะทะฝั
The title is clickbait, in case you are wondering, but the content is great.
Polonium
Timeo Danaos Et Donna Ferentesโฆ
Burn Paedowood to the Ground
Reading Too Much Into Things
Linkage is good for you:
- Marina Akhmedova investigates the prevalence of some very dark spiritual forces in Ukraine โ thereby proving, yet again, that 404 needs an EXORCISM, not just an SMO;
- Dmitryi Pauk โ his surname means โspiderโ in Russian, just FYI โ notes the harsh truth that peace cannot save 404 from demographic and social collapse;
- Sergey Strokan points to the fact that NATOโs โstrategeryโ of defeating Russia has totally failed, and the alliance is now preparing for the new reality of trying to find a way to live with the Bear;
- Anastasia Mironova unpacks the legendary โSlavic Bitch Faceโ feature that their women have, and explains where it comes from;
- Peter Haenselaer writes at SONAR21 about the way in which Europeโs leaders are repeating Chamberlainโs Error โ but this time, with an American President;
- Robert Bridge sounds a downcast note about how the release of the Epstein Files โ as horrific as they are โ will change very little;
- Dmitryi Trenin explains the new reality we all live in, after the expiration of the New START treaty that restrained the superpowers from a nuclear arms race;
- Tarik Cyril Amar ridicules the attempts by the whore-media to pretend that Epstein was a Russian asset;
- Paul Craig Roberts takes the view that the anti-ICE protesters are NOT legitimately exercising their Constitutional rights โ and I tend to agree with him;
- Henry Johnston attempts to explain to the Euzis, in very simple terms, why their energy policy is more f***ed up than a football bat โ in vain, sadly;
- Constantin von Hoffmeister points to the importance of atomic energy as a guarantor of national survival and sovereignty;
- Matthieu Buge provides a critical explanation of how nationality and ethnicity actually work in the real world, far away from the idiotic social contract theory that underpins most Western countries;
- The Ameribros reckon they need hundreds of B-21s and F-47s โ neither of which actually exist as proven weapons platforms yet โ to match the Chinese, which is an arms race the FUSA cannot afford;
- The FUSA also wants to stop Algeria from buying Russian aircraft โ because the Russians actually make weapons that WORK IN REAL WAR;
- Singapore is about to get its first batch of Joint Strike Flying Piano Morris Marina Turduckens, which is a disaster for their Air Force;
- Goolag is about to make its rapid phone-to-phone file-sharing process compatible with Appleโs Airdrop, which is good news, I suppose?โฆ;
- If you have an old Android handset lying around, donโt chuck it โ install LineageOS on it, and give it a new lease on life;
- Recent digs at Hadrianโs Wall have uncovered the hard reality of being a Roman legionary โ which involved a gut full of nasty parasites, because anti-parasitic drugs didnโt exist;
And some more from Dawn Pine:
- A neuroscientist explains where procrastination comes from, and how to get past it;
- Feminism continues to fail at ever increasing rates, as women exit the workforce in record numbers;
- The Danes have FINALLY gotten around to making it easier to deport choirboys and scumsacks of the Izzlamist variety from their shores;
- One of the biggest OnlyFools โcreatorsโ will quit once she hits US$10M in lifetime earnings to become a full-time โtradthotโ โ which says a lot about the state of our society, really;
- Abominable Intelligence is so good at hallucinating that it can straight-up imagine tourist attractions now;
- Supposedly, now that Hummous is out of the terrorism business, their choirboys are selling weapons to make a living โ though, keep in mind, this IS Jewish media talking;
- Brolon MuZk wants to put data centres INNN SPAAAAAACE!!!!, because reasons โ and he could probably do it all by himself, given his net worth nowadays;
- The usual suspects think the Qataris now own Drumpf โ whether that is true or not, remains to be seen;
- The Canuckistanis, on the other hand, definitely are trying to spy on everyone โ in the nicest way possible, of course;
- The reasons behind the Aztec Empireโs collapse are many and fascinating โ and are more complex than โthey killed and ate everyone around themโ;
HALO Nation
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
Big Boyz Toyz
Creature Features
Oh No! Anywayโฆ
Comedy Hour
Meme Warfare
We begin with some dank memes from The Male Brain:
And now, as LRFotS RobertW likes to say:
Animal Planet
Pawsitivity
Golden Doofuses
German Shedders
Derpskies
Wolftime
BAFFTime
Cattitude
Cat Against Humanity
Murder Machines
Bear Necessities
Real Men Watch REAL Sports
REPS FOR JESUS!!!
Ass-Kicking of the Eight Limbs
They See Me Rollinโ…
JUST BLEED!!!
Bullshido Breakdown
Facefisted
Gymtardery
Palate Cleansers
Axe Me Anything
Arrow to the Knee
Knives Out
Stabbity
Ironmongery
Woodshedding
Drumlines
Guitar Heroics
MOAR DAKKA!!!
Golf Bats
Mambo Italiano
Lunch Break
Krispy Krunch
Omakase
Steakout
DORINKU!!!
Master of Puppets
Jump-Starts
Gingervitis Injections
Livinโ in the Land of the Metal Gods
Time for some classic FALCONER:
Rock Out With Your Glock Out
Thot Shots
And here are your Instathots for the start of the week. Happy Monday, everyone.
Normally she would qualify for a Friday slot โ but she is a khokholina. Which means she is madder than a bag of rattlesnakes, and about ten times more dangerous.
Tell us youโre a big olโ slutbag, without actually telling usโฆ
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