“Welcome to Monday” – said literally nobody, ever. And anybody who DOES say it, deserves a mouthful of knuckles, because Monday is like that horrible stain on the carpet that you cannot get out, no matter HOW hard you scrub. It ALWAYS shows up, and it ALWAYS causes problems.
Fortunately, of course, that is why the Great Mondaydact Browser Smasher exists, to reduce the pain a little bit and provide some useful distractions.
Today we will kick things off by taking a look at one of the greatest action-comedies ever recorded – Tropic Thunder, which I watched in the theatres back when it came out, and laughed until it hurt. That is a film that has genuinely aged like fine wine – it is even funnier to watch in today’s hyper-politically correct climate, than it was back then.
It is one of the VERY few genuinely hilarious movies of the past 20 years, thanks to its sledgehammer-subtle send-up of vapid, self-important, stupid movie stars:
Let’s not forget the fake opening trailers:
But, the single greatest role in the film, has GOT to be Tom Cruise as “Les Grossman” – which was a not-at-all-subtle pisstake of serial rapist Harvey Weinstein:
I remember watching that in the movie theatre at the time with my jaw on the floor. it was IMPOSSIBLE (see what I did there?) to believe that was TOM FREAKIN’ CRUISE.
That was the moment many of us – self included – realised that Mr. Cruise is, in fact, a legitimately talented actor, not merely an action hero. And – with some notable exceptions for particularly awful films – he remains perhaps the last action hero in Hollyweird today.
Also – this movie is a great reminder that Ben stiller could, and did, once make great movies. His output for the last decade or so has been – not to put too fine a point on it – total SHITE, and he is of course a bleeding-heart liberaltard. (Probably because of his vegan diet – thanks in no small part to his former-then-ex-and-now-again-wife.) So everything he does today, literally stinks – it must have something to do with all that tofu-and-beans.
But, Tropic Thunder reminds us that there was a time when everyone involved in that movie, could truly make good stuff.
The Mighty God-Emperor
His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, for he shall reign for 40,000 years, announced the creation of a digital currency reserve to shore up the USDโs asset base:
This is a fascinating idea from The Donald, but it remains to be seen whether it will have any actual anchoring effect on the USD. Digital currencies have no intrinsic value, just as paper currencies do not. Unlike paper currencies, though, for the most part, cryptocurrencies not actually currencies at the moment โ they do not meet any of the three major criteria for โmoneyโ.
#BasedTucker is Based
Phenomenal interview. The Boers are true sons of the African soil, and they are fighting for their identity and existence.
Also an incredible interview โ especially as we are now in the season of Lent.
Dawn of Battle
The Male Brain has some great stuff for us this week. We start with a hilarious reminder from Your World of Internet, about a video that went viral way back in 2016, claiming the God-Emperor would never be POTUS:
And look where we are today. The God-Emperor shall rule for 40,000 more years!
Wisecrack reckons โtechnofeudalismโ is the next likely stage of economic development:
That might be true in the West, if you look at things from a very Leftoid lens โ though, it is important to note, the Lefties have been wrong on almost EVERYTHING of consequence, for the last two centuries.
However, for countries that have serious industrial bases and manufacturing capabilities, it is a VERY different story. Technofeudalism is not going to work in Russia. It is not even likely in China โ as much as I loathe the CPC, I will readily admit that they have done a solid job deleveraging the economy and focusing on producing actual things.
Technofeudalism only works in countries where there is little ability to manufacture things, which therefore allows oligarchs to control large sectors of the โknowledge economyโ โ for the simple reason that it is much easier to raise protective barriers around ideas, than it is around physical things. (If you do not believe me, try to read someone elseโs mind to reverse-engineer his brilliant ideas, and tell me how far you get.)
Moving on โ Past America tells us how The Princess Bride became such a quotable film, even though, objectively speaking, it is actually quite silly and ordinary:
What Iโve Learned shows you what happens when you eat huge amounts of high-quality egg protein every single day โ spoiler alert, ITโS REALLY DAMNED GOOD FOR YOU:
The important caveat here is that what doctors call your โcholesterolโ levels, are actually lipoproteins, not serum cholesterol. And the important lesson here is that almost all mainstream diet and medical advice is complete BUNK.
This one hits hard for any of us who have ever had to deal with a nightmare boss โ which is ALL OF US, at one point or another:
Mind-Expanding Drugs
One from Dawn Pine here about the ratherโฆ unusual ways our ancestors got busy back in the Middle Ages, making Shakespeareโs metaphorical โBeast with Two Backsโ:
Death Smiles At Us All…
Poli-Ticking Off
Mark Dice shows how the nationalist Right is, in fact, WINNING the culture war against the globalists, across every front:
The very-thoroughly-married couple at Redacted report on the total Daemoncrat meltdown in the wake of the God-Emperorโs not-actually-State of the Union address:
PJW shows us the fruits of โduhversiteezโ:
Culture Beats
Carl Benjamin aka Sargon of Akkad muses on the concept of the โWheel of Fateโ, in relation to liberaltards and what they hath wrought upon themselves:
Dr. David Starkey gives us a very interesting overview of how the Anglosphere came to be โ and how it got completely corrupted:
Veteransโ Day
LTC Danny Davis talks to his former boss and good friend, DA KERNEL HIZZSELF!, about how the FUSA will proceed toward peace, without the smelly grifting snivelling little Jewish dicktator in 404:
Judgeโs Ruling
Judge Nap finds himself in Mordor, of all places, along with his good friend, Larry Johnson, to host the weekly intel panel roundup:
ะะตะด ะกะฒะฐัะปะธะฒัะน ะะพะฒะพัะธั!
Grandpa Grumpuss grumps, grumpily, about the consequences of the withdrawal of American intelligence sharing with Ukraine:
Polonium
Ania Konieczek is not amused by the Dumb Polacks and their ideas about increasing the size of their army by 150%:
Timeo Danaos Et Donna Ferentesโฆ
The good gentlemen of The Duran discuss the absolute state of Krautland, where nothing ever improves, no matter who is in power:
Bad Medicine
Dr. John Campbell talks to Dr. Aseem Malhotra about an actual threat to national health in PommieBastardLande โ not the fake one that was the Coof:
Dr. Suneel Dhand teaches you how to fix inflammation โ which is the REAL killer behind heart disease, not cholesterol โ naturally and quickly:
Warriors of Faith
Tha Dizzle is wryly amused by the Moose Limb phenomenon of FEASTING for Ramadan, and points out that, unlike them, he actually does what their books tell them to do:
Dr. Jay Smith from PfanderFilms and Al-Fadi from CIRA International unpack what the Koran actually says about the incarnation of Jesus Christ โ which in fact confirms what the Bible says about the birth of Our Lord:
Christian Prince points to the pagan origins of the Izzlamick practice of Ramadan:
Sam Shamoun drops truth-napalm on a Muslimah about her fake pagan moon-god:
Avery from GodLogic Apologetics takes on a particularly blockheaded Moose Limb, who starts out well, but eventually goes into full-on bot mode, about what his fake book ACTUALLY SAYS:
Manly Men of Manliness
Terrence Popp gives advice, as only he can, to a woman dating a man with PTSD โ and, as you can expect, he does not hold back:
Joker from Better Bachelor points out a basic truth about the OnlyFools whores who are plumbing ever greater depths of depravity โ as bad as they are, the men who enable them, are far worse:
Time for a round of women posting their own Ls online so the rest of us can point and laugh. Letโs start with Manosphere:
And Legion of Men:
Plus Sandman MGTOW:
Then GriffinMind (the start of this one will blow your mind with the horror, and the comedy, involved):
With Man Talk:
And finally, letโs get the Far East perspective from China Unvarnished:
Burn Paedowood to the Ground
Midnightโs Edge reports on the DIE die-out in Paedowood:
The Critical Drinker was singularly unimpressed by the spectacle of this yearโs incredibly boring, smug, stupid Oscars ceremony, but he took one for the team and watched it so you didnโt have to:
Lord Razor of the Fist Clan watches the latest Daredevil reboot:
Gary from Nerdrotic does the same:
Reading Too Much Into Things
Your Science is F***ing Weird moment of the week is from Kurzgesagt โ In a Nutshell, and examines the very unpleasant results of getting hooked on the Devilโs Lettuce:
I have personally seen the outcome of weed addiction in people that already have latent or overt psychological issues. That shit makes those issues MUCH WORSE โ particularly for people who already have problems with paranoia or panic attacks.
And that is before we talk about the dangers of its use in people with athletic backgrounds. While marijuana has significant abilities to act as a vasoprotector and a pain reliever, its side effects are bad enough that they can totally wreck a personโs career and livelihood.
Your long read of the week is from Alexandar Svetski, and is all about making childbearing and raising big families cool all over again:
We live in a new world, and there is no going back. The โtradsโ have the correct moral compass, but they are often facing the wrong way, yearning for a โrvturnโ to a time that will never fully come back.
The Internet, and in particular social media, has irreversibly changed everything, and this is only the beginning. We are still on โDay 1โ of the digital era.
Day 1 also means that we need to cut ourselves (as a species) some slack. Like all new technologies, first contact is the discovery phase. Furthermore, as we learn to use the tools, both we and the tools we use change. This symbiosis between man and machine is not new. Technology changes us and we change it. Then as it changes us, we change it again, and so forth.
Cyberspace is the latest tool, and it comes with the power to incept ideas and create trends, faster than ever before.
This technology, this power, is available as much to us as it is to the goblins that have been using it in perverted ways. Our problem is that we havenโt been using it properly: up until now, whatโs been cool has been to show off your ass, tits and tattoos, or to virtue signal your allegiance to whatever woke agenda was the flavour of the month.
But recently, a new kind of cool has begun to emergeโฆ
There are now very popular accounts featuring family life, pregnancy, etc., slowly making motherhood, fatherhood, family, relationships, natalism, and fertility cool again.
Linkage is good for you:
- Timofey Bordachyev shows how Macaroni the Midget Frog is the vainglorious, empty-headed, narcissistic face of Franceโs decline into total global irrelevance;
- Fyodor Lukyanov outlines the geopolitical and economic choices facing the Euzis โ every single one of them bad, and all of them a product of EU myopia;
- Ivan Zuenko pours cold water on the silly notion that Russia is somehow the โjunior partnerโ in its increasingly strong strategic alliance with China;
- Dmitryi Plotnikov has some interesting ideas to present about a new way forward for global economic growth;
- Vasily Kashin examines the reconfiguration of the American Empire under God-Emperor 2.0;
- Prof. Jeffrey Sachs writes about the dire need for a lasting, robust, sustainable peace in Ukraine that is acceptable to both the Russians and Americans;
- Hans Vogel writes a compelling and cogent analysis of how 404 โ Country Not Found lost its sovereignty and independence when it signed up to be a Western battering ram against Russia;
- Tarik Cyril Amar points out that dumbocracy in Europe is dying right now, as a direct result of Euzi policies toward people who have the audacity to vote in a way they donโt like;
- Bruce Pardy reckons that, if Canuckistan as a whole cannot become the 51st state, then at least Alberta should;
- Rachel Marsden has a facedesk moment listening to the Naziโs Granddaughter talking about the need for nukes to protect Canuckistan from the FUSA;
- The South Koreans managed to bomb one of their own villages by mistake โ they donโt even need the Norks any more to make them look stupid;
- The Sun, of all outlets, has actually published an interesting article for a change, about the true origins of the Plandemic โ and the now-obvious fact that the Coof came from a lab in China;
- Legendary HALO director Marcus Lehto talks about the pain involved in watching Mr. Softy butcher the incredible legacy of Bungieโs flagship series;
- Contrary to popular belief, SkyNet will become sentient and trigger Armageddon based on people programming it to produce shitty code;
- If you fancy an โArch-but-simpleโ Linux distribution that looks good and โjust worksโ, more or less, then CachyOS might be for you;
- This story of a developer who buried a โkill-switchโ in his own code, designed to screw over his employer if they ever fired him, is equal parts genius and malice;
And some more from Dawn Pine:
- Some moron decided to take a dip in Romeโs amazing Trevi Fountain โ having visited it, I am amazed the Romans didnโt beat him with a sack of tomatoes;
- Weddings are always stressful, and they are even worse when you have some dipshit guest who ends up BLOWING UP YOUR HOUSE during the ceremony;
- Ye, or Yeezy, or whatever the hell he calls himself these days, appears to be slipping ever deeper into madness with his fashion choices these days;
- Libya, of all places, is offering refuge to Palestinians, which is somehow fitting โ a non-country is offering asylum to citizens of another non-countryโฆ;
- UNICEF has released a new report about the horrendous consequences of the war in Sudan โ and the United Abominations will do precisely DICK about it, as usual;
- Time for another great โemployer screws herself over by being a moronโ story, with a very happy ending;
- Your โFloriduh Manโ moment of the day concerns a 20-year-old twocker who crashed his own car into a dealership because he failed a credit check for a BMW;
- Interesting, if rather obviously biased, article about how emigration could be the solution to the Pali-Wali crisis;
- To precisely nobodyโs surprise, Africa has just brewed up YET ANOTHER horrifying killer disease โ seriously, just build a wall around the entire continent and let it sink;
- Ever fewer people want to buy Teslaโs ridiculously overpriced Cybertruck, so they are now offering free charging in a bid to boost electric shaver sales;
- Abominable Intelligence may well kill us someday, but in the meantime, it is useful for helping us find jobs where recruiters would YEET our CVs otherwise;
- Gen-Z come across like a bunch of colossal asshats in every walk of life, and that is with very good reason โ they see things in a much more transactional way than prior generations;
- Jurassic Park may well be a warning as well as great entertainment, but researchers have applied its ideas to create the worldโs cutest and furriest mouse;
MUH RUSHIAN KAHLOOOOOOOZHUN!!!
The Neo-Tsar met with the mothers and wives of men who have died fighting in the SMO last week, in what was surely an extremely emotional event for all concerned:
<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>President Putin assures mothers of fallen soldiers that Russia will not yield on its terms for peace in Ukraine. <a href=”https://t.co/SYWcOywDoI”>pic.twitter.com/SYWcOywDoI</a></p>— Putin Direct (@PutinDirect) <a href=”https://twitter.com/PutinDirect/status/1898205288198815777?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>March 8, 2025</a></blockquote> <script async src=”https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
There is a particularly heartbreaking clip from this meeting, of a woman from the Far East, who signed up to serve in the SMO alongside her husband, in a different unit, as a medic. They served in the same sector of the front โ and her husband died in the fighting. She was the one who found his body, and dragged him out of the rubble. She is now a widow, raising children, as well as a veteran:
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That is the nature of the Russian people, against whom the entire West has once again aligned itself.
This is not a country the West can defeat.
HALO Nation
Slayergod Remy aka MintBlitz does his thing while running down the latest content updates in the HALOverse:
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
Imperial Iterator talks about three of the absolute worst battles of the Horus Heresy:
Also, The Cyan Man shows us all just why Space Marine 2 is PURE TESTOSTERONE INJECTED STRAIGHT INTO YOUR EYEBALLS:
Big Boyz Toyz
The Eyetie engineer with the great accent behind Millennium 7* HistoryTech analyses why the USAF is shrinking:
As he points out at the beginning, there is a perception that the USAF is the worldโs greatest and most technologically advanced air force. It categorically is not, since it has never fought a true near-peer adversary in the past 50 years, and the availability rates of its fleet are absolutely abysmal. Nor is its technological edge particularly strong โ the F-22 is an amazing piece of engineering, but its avionics are obsolete, and it cannot be upgraded, while the F-35 has a list of software bugs and glitches longer than my arm.
Meanwhile, the Russian Aerospace Forces are capable of flying over a hundred sorties EVERY SINGLE DAY, with a wide variety of aircraft that are specifically designed for their particular roles, across every aspect of modern air combat.
The Russians, not the Americans, now possess the worldโs best military. That fact cannot be ignored any longer.
Oh No! Anywayโฆ
Wazzocks gonna wazzock:
Comedy Hour
One from The Male Brain:
Meme Warfare
We begin with some dank memes from The Male Brain:
[Maybe Epstein should have conned customers into eating non-kosher food instead, then his sins would have been exposed in about 5 minutes… – Didact]
[Which means the boulder rushing down to crush them, will be the God-Emperor himself – Didact]
And now, as LRFotS RobertW likes to say:
Animal Planet
Your aminules are adorkable moment of the week:
Real Men Watch REAL Sports
REPS FOR JESUS!!!
Gym beast props this week go to a literal Jesus:
Ass-Kicking of the Eight Limbs
They See Me Rollinโ…
JUST BLEED!!!
Federer Express
Clean Bowled
Stupidity Overload
James Linker from Shredded Sports Science is horrified by the sheer idiocy you find in gyms these days:
Palate Cleansers
Axe Me Anything
Knives Out
Drumlines
Guitar Heroics
MOAR DAKKA!!!
Mighty Wings
Jump-Starts
Gingervitis Injections
Livinโ in the Land of the Metal Gods
LOTS of classic stuff this week, boys.
Rock Out With Your Glock Out
Thot Shots
And finally, after much cocking about, here is you Instathot for the start of the week. This is Miranda Sheliya (ะะธัะฐะฝะดะฐ ะจะตะปะธั), age 32, from Rostov-on-Don, Mordor, though she is actually ethnically Georgian. She got tattoos (which pissed off her mother no end), alienated her Russian schoolmates by being an annoying Georgian nationalist, and then went to study law, before becoming a model.
She has been married twice, appears to have a kid, and currently spends her time travelling all over the various โitโ spots of Europe and the Middle East. Apparently, she was quite strident about being Georgian when she was younger โ and, if you look at her earlier pictures, you can tell, she looks distinctly like she is from the south Caucasus. But, in her modern pictures, she looks like your typical Russian Instathot 304.
So, as you can probably figure out, she has a Thot Quotient of 10 โ DO NOT date, DO NOT wife up, simply admire from afar for being simultaneously attractive and a train-wreck.
OK, thatโs all for today, now get your butt back to work.
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