That photo up top really does summarise exactly what most of us look like when we are jolted out of a sound sleep involving a bathtub, two Russian Friday T&A girls, jello, an F-16, and LOTS of bubbles – oh, is that just me, then? – by the alarm clock, flailing wildly for the off switch and swearing a blue streak. Mondays just plain SUCK.

Fortunately, the Great Mondaydact Browser Bomber is here to make it all better. And we start today with something you assuredly did not expect – with some jokes.

Here’s a good one – so this death metal drummer walks into a kid’s party…:

More of the same:

Apparently, there is something in Japan called “mascot metal”, and… well, see for yourself:

Betcha weren’t expecting THAT on a Monday, eh?

This really does sum up the entire reason why we have “Dear Japan, WTF?!?!” as a catchphrase.

Jokes aside, the Japos really do have some amazing musicians. This girl – and she IS just a girl – is an absolute beast on the skins:

As you can see, we’re getting started with the music early today, and Lord knows, we all need it.

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#BasedTucker is Based

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Dawn of Battle

The Male Brain has lots of good stuff lined up for us today. We start with John Stossel‘s take on Odumbass’s Netherflix show:

Let’s see how long it takes before Netherflix forces us all to watch this shit.

Ryan George looks at the Metaverse from the perspective of someone from the future:

JP Sears looks at today’s mentally stunted, emotionally damaged yoot and how they will be when they hit middle age:

The Babylon Bee explains that we’re already in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, but not to worry, they aren’t going to eat you – they’re going to murder you with pronouns and intolerance rants:

This might not work in real life, but holy shit it is terrifying…

Felix Rex offers up his take on the extreme un-personing of Alex Jones and anyone like him:

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Poli-ticking Off

Mark Dice is hugely impressed by Kari Lake:

I despise pretty much any politician in the West – I would argue that the best qualification for political office these days is a reflexive rejection of the offer if it is ever made – but Ms Lake’s utter demolition of the presstitutes, and her blatant disrespect for them, is very endearing indeed.

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Digging to China unpacks the unravelling of the tech dream in the Middle Kingdom:

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The dynamic duo over at Redacted are outraged by the CDC’s insistence on not-vaxxing your kids:

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Jackson Hinkle notes that the open spigot of money and weapons flowing to Ukraine, in exchange for equally endless streams of bullshit and GIBSMEDAT!!! attitude from the hohols, might just be coming to an end:

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Larry & Paul came up with a perfect advert for the next Prime Moonister of PommieBastardLande:

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Дед Сварливый Говорит!

Grandpa Grumpuss grumps, grumpily about Odumbass finally understanding the nature of the very crisis that he helped create:

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It’s All Greek To Us

The good gentlemen of The Duran did a phenomenal livestream with the great Robert Barnes:

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The Bald Truth

Brian Berletic of The New Atlas examines the progress of russia’s mobilisation and explains why the presstitutes at The New York F***ing Slimes are totally wrong about the nature of the new troops:

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Semper Fi!

Maj. Scott Ritter gets really annoyed by some of the amazingly stupid things uttered by Jack Devine on Judge Andrew Napolitano‘s show:

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Warrior’s Rage

Col. Douglas Macgregor explains why the hohols are boned in a succinct soundbite:

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Righteous Rantery

PJW explains the Deep State coup against Chucky:

Let us be really clear about this:

Chucky was a disaster. She could never be anything else, because she is an uneducated, inexperienced, clueless MORON. She is no more and no less than a product of the British political system, which excels at producing blithering idiots like her. But she was YEETED because she threatened that system’s survival – specifically, because she threatened the stream of money and grift that keeps the system going, if only because she was so blindingly incompetent.

That is why they got rid of her – not because she was democratically elected with a real mandate to oppose the Deep State, but because she was so dumb that she would have attracted the ire of the people toward the Deep State and threatened its survival in the long run.

The problem is that the Deep State thinks only in terms of the here and now, and has a very limited capacity for thinking of second- and third-order consequences.

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The inimitable, irrepressible Katie Hopkins speaks for the man (or woman) on the street after the Bride of Chucky got chucked:

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The Flying Doctors

Dr. John Campbell is very concerned, and not a little pissed off, about the news that researchers at Boston University have developed a new, super-virulent chimeric strain of the Coof:

I am not entirely convinced of the results of the BU research – as far as I can tell, such things are much harder to make than simple sci-fi storylines would indicate.

But the very fact that researchers are involved in weaponising this shit, is in and of itself outrageous, especially given what the Coof did to us all.

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John Anderson, former Deputy Prime Minister of Australia (where EVERYTHING WANTS TO KILL YOU AND EAT YOUR EYEBALLS FOR JUJUBEES – we always have to mention that about ‘Straya) interviewed Dr. Jay Bhattacharya and Dr. Gigi Foster at length about the side effects of the not-vaxx and their safety issues:

Have you noticed how a LOT more videos on TEH YOOTOOBZ are now being permitted to criticise the not-vaxx directly? It used to be that if you said ANYTHING against the HOH-LEE SAH-YENCE, you were YEETED right off the platform faster than you could blink. But now, as the evidence mounts that the not-vaxx programmes globally were easily the greatest crime ever committed against humanity, even (((the people))) behind YouTube can’t hide that truth anymore.

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Warriors of Faith

Tha Dizzle has been on a tear of late producing content and information for us about Izzlamists and their weird ways. He sat down recently with Al-Fadi to discuss the strange origins of the Fake Religion of Peace:

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Related – Apostate Prophet, the atheist ex-Muslim, isn’t an asshole like a lot of irratheists, which is why he gets along splendidly with Tha Dizzle and managed to collaborate with him and Vocab Malone in this very special episode of Muhammad’s Boom-Boom Room!!!:

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Dr. Jay Smith from PfanderFilms invited his friend Mel from Sneaker’s Corner to discuss some startling findings about the origins of the Koran:

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Al-Fadi from CIRA International chats with Rob Christian about the inconsistencies and problems of the Koranic conception of God:

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Jon McCray from Cross Examined explains a core truth of the God of the Bible:

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Manly Men of Manliness

Terrence Popp and his buddy Blake O’Kleiner dissect the disastrous exploits of a supposedly “reformed” sausage-warmer who has slept with no less than seven HUNDRED different dudes, and now claims to have learned from her many, MANY mistakes:

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Joker from Better Bachelor is thoroughly unimpressed by the new fitness “standards” in the woke US military:

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Burn Paedowood to the Ground

Midnight’s Edge notes that the knives really are out for DEM RANGZ O’ POWAH!!!, even among the whorenalists of the access media:

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Overlord Dicktor Van Doomcock reckons that the House of the Devil Mouse is finally beginning to wise up about the extreme damage they have done to their own stable of brands:

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Gary from Nerdrotic watched the She-Hulk series and especially the finale, so that you didn’t have to:

The finale is almost certainly the end of the entire series – even the cast has no idea if this pile of shite will be back for another go-round.

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Ryan Kinel is impressed by the audience reaction to Black Adam:

I don’t know, and don’t care, what this film is about. I will not watch it. Supposedly it is not particularly woke – other than the fact that Hawkman is now a big Black dude, of course. I’m still not interested. These movies are, for the most part, completely stupid and uninteresting.

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The Drinker is thoroughly fed up of DEM RANGZ!!! and makes his feelings clear in thoroughly drunken fashion:

He also has a Kickstarter campaign going for his own project to make great content for his fans, so head on over and take a look to see if it interests you.

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Reading Too Much Into Things

Your “Science is F***ING WEIRD” moment of the week is about supervolcanoes:

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Your long read of the week is from The Male Brain, and consists of an article from Roosh about some hardcore red-pill truths that come straight from the Bible:

Passions are fleeting, temporary, and capricious. Making life decisions based on your passions and emotional urges is like building a house on sand. If a passionate woman likes you, it is more likely because you please her physically and emotionally in the current moment, not because she has assessed your faith and values for the long term. Passionate secular men, of which I was one, want to be pleased in the moment. They think that every flight of fancy that enters their mind is a worthwhile pursuit that can maximize their happiness. It was my unbridled passion that allowed me to waste two decades of my life, selecting the wrong women continually for bodily pleasure, pride, and masculine ego gratification. I had built my whole life on sand and realized at a late hour what a folly that was.

If you meet a woman you like, and for the next few days you can’t even think straight because your mind is whirring with fantasies about how beautiful she is and how great your future life will be and how many children you will have, you are aflame with passion and emotion. Even adrenaline may be at play if you find it hard to sleep because of thoughts concerning her. This behavior is actually feminine, codified in hundreds of romance novels. We are men, not women, and must check ourselves when we enter “romance novel” mode, of which I have done innumerable times.

It’s safer instead to make a more detached assessment that allows logic to reign so that you can build any future relationship on rock instead of sand. One sign you are proceeding correctly is if you’re patient and take your time to evaluate a woman before even speaking with her. If there is a woman in my church who I’m interested in, I will not immediately strain to talk to her. Instead, I will observe her from a distance, politely ask about her situation to married parishioners or church elders (without fishing for gossip), and then contemplate the matter for days or weeks until I can make a calm assessment of whether it’s even reasonable to have a conversation with her. On the other hand, if I see a new girl in the church and run up to her after the Liturgy with a church pickup line, I’m simply following my passions.

There is a LOT more of that sort of thing, all of it good, in that article. Read the rest, it’s worth the time.

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Linkage is good for you:

• The wanton destruction inflicted upon Ukraine by 404’s own stubborn and stupid refusal to talk peace will have devastating multi-generational consequences, and the full scale is only now coming to light;
• Col. Douglas Macgregor writes with the wisdom of a warrior who has seen war in all of its horror and glory about how the West will come to regret its involvement in Banderastan;
• Pat “Mr. Paleoconservative” Buchanan gets a very great deal wrong about Russia, but he does understand full well that America has no vital interests whatsoever at stake in that fake country;
• Dmitri K. Simes writes for The National Interest about how to avoid a nuclear war in 404 – he gets a HUGE amount wrong, especially with regard to Putin’s position and motivations, but he gets a lot right, too;
• Maj. Scott Ritter tears John “Doomstache” Bolton a new one for his ridiculous, and frankly crazy, fantasies about “MUH REDJEEM CHANGE!!!” in Moscow;
• Batiushka writes for The Saker about the true end-game in 404, which will essentially involve the destruction of Ukraine as a viable state;
• Fascinating long piece here from RT‘s Dmitry Plotnikov about how Galicia, the westernmost province of 404, went from being highly Russophilic to the cesspit of neo-Nazi rabid anti-Russian xenophobia that it is today;
• The failed-rockstar-Jew masquerading as America’s Secretary of State explains that America must dominate the world, because if it doesn’t enforce this idiotic “rules-based international order”, then someone else will make the rules;
• Via ZeroHedge comes a very interesting theory about why Brolon has suddenly been twatting up a storm about 404 – he may be using it as a way to get the FedGov to block him from overpaying for Twatter itself;
• Edward Dutton unpacks the science of the bleedin’ obvious – more testosterone in your veins makes you more of a Chad, more of a right-wing nut-job, and just plain more awesome in general;
• The Z Man notes that politics is nothing more than entertainment these days, with the clown-actors becoming more ridiculous by the day;
• Daniel Greenfield writes about the zombification of the American political class, and the ways in which the zombie state runs our lives without dying or being killed off;
• I’m not quite sure what to make of this hyper-realistic recreation of what Our Lord’s mortal body would have looked like, taken down from the Cross, but there is no doubt in my mind that it replicates vividly the torture we inflicted upon Him;

And some more from Dawn Pine:

• Sometimes someone comes along with financial advice so dumb you just want to punch him – like this guy, who says that there is no need for young workers to save for retirement, thereby ignoring the effects of compound interest;
• The most excellent Ilana Mercer looks at the realities of plummeting testosterone counts from America and around the world, and the long-term consequences thereof;
• “Women Drivers”, 2022 Edition – still hopeless in any aspect of car control, especially parking, amirite lads?!;
• Women Love Bad Boys, Prison Edition – it really is too bad that Chateau Heartiste got straight-up YEETED from teh innarwebz, he would have had an absolute field day with that one;
• If you have any old coinage sitting in your piggy bank somewhere, it might be worth checking those coins out, because some of those old pennies might be worth thousands of dollars by now;
• When the God-Emperor told the American Jews to get their act together, it wasn’t anti-Semitic (a Jew says so), and Daemoncrats don’t actually care about the Jews much anyway, they are merely tools for their own ends;
• A single woman shares her “great trick” to get lots of guys to pay attention to her in bars – that summary tells you everything you need to know, really, about what kind of a girl she really is;
• Normally I don’t much care for what therapists have to say, but this one offers some possibly useful parenting advice – though some of it might require a bit of scepticism;
• If there is anything worse than an attention whore who shows off her tattoos, it is an ageing attention whore who shows off her tattoos;
• Parents everywhere, here’s a tip – when your daughter turns FORTY-FOUR and tells you that you shouldn’t change HER room, at all, from the way it was when she was a teen, she needs the psych ward, not your approval;
• Here are some very useful rules for dealing with fast-talkers – the readership of this site skews hard toward deep introverts who speak slowly and carefully, like its author, so this is helpful;
• Meta/Faceborg/whatever agrees to sell Giphy for US$400M, to avoid an antitrust lawsuit in the UK – and to be honest, they probably need the extra cash, given how badly their stock is performing right now;
• Just as the 404 War is proving the utility of drones on the battlefield, so too are hackers becoming ever more capable of using the same technology to spy on companies;
• Sometimes, Turkey and Greece have legitimate and sensible disagreements with each other – and sometimes they just act like a bunch of Mediterranean crazies hooked on olive oil and hummus;
• Going bra-less at the office MIGHT work if the woman in question looks like Olivia Wilde (or, Lord have mercy, Sofia Loren), but it definitely WILL NOT WORK for a woman who looks like a gutter-troll;
• The Israeli caretaker government appears hell-bent on trading economically valuable territory in Israel for a line of sea buoys, for reasons that our friend in Israel genuinely cannot understand (and neither can most others);
• You know, we do like to make fun of the French around here, because, well, French, but sometimes they go and do something, like supporting ISIS, that is so stupid there are simply no words to describe it;
• Brolon reassures Twatter employees that he will NOT, in fact, lay off 75% of their employees – which is a shame, because he should really just burn the entire organisation right to the ground at this point;

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MUH RUSHIAN KAHLOOOOOZHUN!!!

The Neo-Tsar appointed a new Head MFIC over the entire Banderastan Theatre, and he certainly lives up to his nickname of “General Armageddon”. He did his first major interview with Russian media recently – who, unlike Western presstitutes, actually do the damn WORK and report on things both good AND bad for the government – and that interview made a very strong positive impression on the Russian public. It’s not hard to see why:

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Those Who Fail To Learn From History…

History lessons of the week:

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Your Great Man of the Week is the legendary lawgiver Hammurabi, who, before God got up off His cloud and gave us all the true Law, took a decent (if not particularly clever) stab at creating one of his own:

To understand just how enlightened and brilliant the Law of God really is, just compare what the Hammurabic Code says about killing, with what the Torah says about the same thing:

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HALO Nation

Devarture puts together a hilarious video showing what actually goes on in the Covenant when planning attacks on those damned HOOMANS:

And now let’s watch slayergod Remy aka Mint Blitz do his thing while unpacking the latest developments coming out of 343i:

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Learning at the Master’s Feet

Nerd of the Rings unpacks the Istari:

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Bring on the Grimdark

The Remembrancer, uh, remembrances the great Primarch Sanguinius of the Blood Angels chapter:

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That’s Not Gone Well…

Wazzocks gonna wazzock:

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Kitchen Nightmares with the Angry Scot:

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Comedy hour, with an especially British touch this week:

This next one is just epic – the first 5 minutes is literally just a documentary for the entire current mess that the Limeys have landed themselves into:

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Meme Warfare

Let’s start with an actual meme compilation:

Onward:

Headlines of the week indicate that Floriduh Man wants to be as transparent as possible, even when committing crimes:

Your “Rise of the Machines” moment of the week:

Your “Perfect Excuse” moment of the week:

Your “Literally Everything is Racist” moment of the week:

Your “Germans are a Bunch of Whiny Annoying Pussies” moment of the week:

Your “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” moment of the week:

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Animal Planet

Your aminules are adorkable moment of the week:

And also your animals are absolute DICKS moment of the week, to balance things out:

And finally, your “Meanwhile, in Russia” moment of the week:

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The Lords of Steel

Gym beast props this week go to Shane Hunt:

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804lb with hook grip… RESPECT.

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Ass-Kicking of the Eight Limbs

Sittichai went full-on Super Saiyan in his fight with Mohammed Boutasaa recently:

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They See Me Rollin’…

Islam Makhachev really put on a masterclass against Charles Oliveira over the weekend:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvWEyb8t6xY

Say what you will about the Dagestanis, but they are hardass, tough, skilled, serious fighters:

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Palate Cleansers

Put on the whole armour of God, boys – it’s time to go Crusading:

Let’s have a bit of bagpipe music:

Yeahhhh… let’s just say it’s an acquired taste.

Who here wants to watch videos of a cute chick skipping rope? Yes, you read that correctly:

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Livin’ in the Land of the Metal Gods

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Rock Out With Your Glock Out

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Hot Totty

And finally, after all of those heady shots, here’s your Instathot chaser. This here is Tatyana Morozova (Татьяна Морозова), from (I think) Minsk, Belarus, of indeterminate age but probably in her early thirties. I have no idea who she is, what she does, or what her total plastic content is (I’m guessing it is rather higher than zero percent), but she looks nice in a bikini, so she’s got that going for her.

I know a woman living in Voronezh who looks a bit like this. I assure you, though, it’s not the same person.

OK, that’s it, back to work, drink lots of fluids and try to avoid looking too hungover when the boss walks past.

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