The weekend is always just way too damn short. It is ESPECIALLY too damn short if you cook a really nice steak dinner (with sweet potato fries) and then end up drinking a bit too much red wine, go to bed early, yet you then find yourself rudely awoken at 3am by noisy neighbours stomping around upstairs, and cannot go back to sleep until afer 6, and you then have to get up at 7-ish for a full day of hard work staring at spreadsheets.

Not that I would know anything about that, of course.

But if that was you, this morning, then take heart, because the Great Mondaydact Browser Killer is here to save the day, with the usual compilation of memes, vids, and thots to brighten an otherwise miserable experience.

This week’s theme focuses on one man – the very first Prime Minister of Israel, David Ben-Gurion. This comes at the suggestion of our good friend, The Male Brain.

I will say that I have visited Ben-Gurion’s grave site in Israel, and having seen what Israel is today (well, what it WAS, 8 years ago), I can confidently say that he can and should be remembered as one of the greatest statesmen and national leaders in history. The nation of Israel is an amazing place – I highly recommend people visit it, just to see and understand what the Jews have achieved in their own homeland.

I’ll let Dawn Pine take it from here.

Born in Plonsk, Poland on October 16, 1886, and educated in a Hebrew school established by his father, an ardent Zionist. By his mid-teens, Ben-Gurion led a Zionist youth group, “Ezra,” whose members spoke only Hebrew among themselves. Just to remind you, that Hebrew at that time was being revived after almost 2000 years of not speaking it.

At the age of 18 he became a teacher in a Warsaw Jewish school and joined the Socialist-Zionist group “Poalei Zion” (Workers of Zion). Yes he was a socialist.

Ben-Gurion arrived in the Land of Israel at Jaffa port on September 7, 1906. In his first postcard home after arriving he wrote, “My dear ones, Hurrah. Today at the ninth hour I alighted on the shore of Jaffa…We’re going to Petah Tikvah. I’ll write in more detail from there. I wasn’t ill on the journey even once! I’m feeling well, full of courage, and full of faith.”

Ben-Gurion believed realizing the Zionist dream took priority over the Marxist ideology of the Russian Poalei Zion. The party’s 1907 platform made this clear: “The party strives for political independence for the Jewish People in this land.”

In 1910, David Green became a member of the editorial board of the party newspaper Ha-achdut. He signed his first article with his new name, Ben-Gurion, taken from one of the Jewish generals who led the revolt against the Romans in the time of Bar Kochba.

He became involved in the creation of the first agricultural workers’ commune (which evolved into the Kvutzah and finally the Kibbutz), and helped establish the Jewish self-defense group, Hashomer (The Watchman).

In 1912, he went to Constantinople where he began to study law. Following the outbreak of World War I, he was deported to Egypt by the Ottoman authorities with Yitzhak Ben-Zvi (later, Israel’s second President) on the suspicion of being involved in Zionist activity.

Ben-Gurion traveled on behalf of the Socialist-Zionist cause to New York, where he met and married Paula Monbesz, a fellow Poalei Zion activist. His speeches around the country enhanced his political standing in the Diaspora and allowed him to meet influential American Jewish leaders. He returned to Israel in the uniform of the Jewish Legion, created as a unit in the British Army by Zionist leader Vladimir Jabotinsky.

Following the publication of the Balfour Declaration in November 1917, Ben-Gurion wrote: “England has not returned the Land to us… A land is not acquired without tribulations of work and creativity, without the effort of building and settlement. The Hebrew nation itself must change this right to a living and existing fact.”

In 1919, Ben-Gurion participated in the founding of the Ahdut ha-Avodah Party, and was elected as its leader. He was also a founder of the national trade union, the Histadrut, and was its secretary-geneal from 1921 until 1935. He also served as the Histadrut’s representative in the World Zionist Organization and Jewish Agency, and was elected chairman of both organizations in 1935.

In 1930, Ahdut ha-Avodah merged with HaPoel Hatzair and formed the “Labor Party of the Land of Israel” (called Mapai by its Hebrew acronym).

Ben-Gurion opposed declaring statehood until it was possible to ensure its acceptance and survival. In 1937, he supported the Peel Commission partition plan, which would have created a Jewish state in a small part of Palestine because he believed it would be a steppingstone to achieving the Zionist goal. He later took a similar position in accepting the UN partition plan despite it too offering less land for a Jewish state than the Zionists demanded.

In response to British efforts to restrict the growth of the Jewish community as expressed by the 1939 White Paper, Ben-Gurion encouraged the building of settlements, especially in areas that were forbidden for Jews. When World War II began, he supported the war effort, but declared, “We need to help the English in the war as if there were no ‘White Paper,’ and we need to oppose the ‘White Paper’ as if there is no war.”

That may seem odd to you guys. But life is about compromise, even if it is absurd.

By 1942, Ben-Gurion began to support the immediate establishment of a Jewish state as called for in the Biltmore Program.

As the UN began to consider how to resolve the conflicting claims of the Arabs and Jews, Ben-Gurion faced the challenge of figuring out how to create a government that would reflect the Jewish character of the planned state while ensuring it was a democracy that guaranteed freedom of religion and not a theocracy. He needed the support of Orthodox Jews, however, to create a unified Jewish position to present to the UN.

Some of that position is still with us – 75 years afterwards. 

On April 18, 1948, Ben-Gurion was appointed the head of the People’s Administration and also in charge of security matters of the Yishuv. After Israel’s declaration of independence on May 14, Ben-Gurion became the Prime Minister and Defense Minister. He wrote in his diary:

I arrive in Jerusalem early in the morning and found the city rejoicing and happy. People were dancing in the streets, and a large crowd gathered in the courtyard of the Jewish Agency building. To tell you the truth, the joy was not a part of me – not because I didn’t appreciate the decision of the UN. Rather, I knew what was to come – war with all of the Arab armies.

That war, known as the Independence war of Israel was no joke. We are talking about a full scale war with 7 armies, that if you lose – you’ll have a second holocaust. 
After the war, Ben-Gurion oversaw the establishment of the state’s institutions. He presided over various national projects aimed at the rapid development of the country and its population: Operation Magic Carpet, the airlift of Jews from Arab countries, the construction of the national water carrier, rural development projects and the establishment of new towns and cities. In particular, he called for pioneering settlement in outlying areas, especially in the Negev.

In late 1953, Ben-Gurion left the government and retired to Kibbutz Sde Boker in the Negev. He returned to political life, after the Knesset elections in 1955, assuming the post of Defense Minister and later the premiership.

Continuing as prime minister, Ben-Gurion supported the establishment of relations with West Germany, despite bitter opposition. He also led the country during the 1956 Sinai campaign, in which Israeli forces temporarily secured the Sinai peninsula.

In June 1963, Ben-Gurion resigned as Prime Minister, citing “personal reasons.” Levi Eshkol took over the posts of Prime Minister and Defense Minister. But Ben-Gurion remained active politically, with a rivalry developing between him and Eshkol. In June 1965, the Mapai Party split, with Ben-Gurion establishing Rafi (List of Israeli Workers), which won ten Knesset seats in the following election. In 1968, Rafi rejoined Mapai and Ahdut Ha’avoda, to form the Israel Labor Party, while Ben-Gurion formed a new party, Hareshima Hamamlachtit (The State List), which won four Knesset seats in the 1969 elections.

Ben-Gurion was a political giant but stood just five feet tall.

In June 1970, Ben-Gurion retired from political life and returned to Sde Boker where he passed away on December 1, 1973. His grave is beside his wife’s in Sde Boker.

The Male Brain also sent over a bunch of pictures and videos of and about the great man:

Here’s one last video about the difference between Ben-Gurion and his right-wing counterpart, Menachem Begin:

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Dawn of Battle

The Male Brain has been very busy over the past week, assembling some excellent material to keep us all busy on a Monday. We start with an Honest Ad from Cracked, about what virtual reality would really be like:

I’m just surprised that it hasn’t turned into a giant smorgasPR0N by now.

Felix Rex cannot help but watch in fascination as Kanye goes full Sinead (aka NUTBAG):

Kanye may be an egotistical ass and a very poor Christian (pot, meet kettle), but I don’t doubt the sincerity of his faith. Nor do I doubt that he is struggling with some very serious daemons of his own.

And, let’s face facts – he’s right about the Jews that he criticises.

New channel (around here) Task & Purpose goes full World of Tanks on us and looks at the world’s best designed troop transport, the Namer – designed around the front-engined Merkava MBT, which is a magnificent feat of engineering:

Ryan George explains why you should NEVER work for a company that wants you to bring your “true self’ to work:

Sydney Watson takes a break from being squished between fat bastards on a flight (yes, really) to tell the House of the Devil Mouse to STAHHHHHP already with the remakes!:

JP Sears is back with a sketch that is both funny and utterly horrifying at the same time:

In case you’ve ever wondered whether there is “something to nothing” as it were – wonder no longer, because Sabine Hossenfelder is here to explain it to you (with her crazy eyes):

The Dizzle is going to get a lot of airtime this week – he and his buddies are back with an epic entry into the hilarious Muhammad’s Boom-Boom Room series:

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Poli-ticking Off

Mark Dice notes that even CNNLOL can no longer deny the obvious:

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Digging to China examines the reasons behind plunging marriage rates in the Middle Kingdom:

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Matthew Tye aka C-Milk aka laowhy86 has had just about enough of Brolon sticking his big Sefrikin nose where it doesn’t belong:

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The dynamic duo over at Redacted did a particularly hilarious and brilliant livestream last week, in which they covered a number of topics, including an interview with Col. Douglas Macgregor on the future of the Banderastan War, an interview with the guy from The Gray Zone that broke the story about how Brit intelligence plotted to destroy the entire Kerch Bridge, and how those Dutch farmer protests are going:

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Jackson Hinkle breaks down Tulsi Gabbard‘s interview with Toe Rogan after she YEETED herself out of the Daemoncrat Party – and good for her for doing it:

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Дед Сварливый Говорит!

Grandpa Grumpuss grumps, grumpily – EXTRA grumpily, and that’s saying something – about the sheer incoherence of Western “strategery” with respect to the Banderastan War and their plans to contain Russia:

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It’s All Greek To Us

The good gentlemen of The Duran did a rather interesting livestream with a British civil servant who has his own TEH YOOTOOBZ channel – and is almost certainly of South Asian descent, based on his accent – about the current, parlous, state of British politics:

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The Bald Truth

Brian Berletic from The New Atlas checks out the results of Russia helping Ukraine to find out what happens when the hohols f**k around:

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Semper Fi!

Maj. Scott Ritter did a great interview with the Morrises, in which he straight-up told pretty much the entire Western leadership class to STFU about nuclear war, because they simply look and sound like morons:

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Warrior’s Rage

Col. Douglas Macgregor sits down with Judge Andrew Napolitano to discuss the consequences of Russia’s mobilisation and what that means for Hoholistan:

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Righteous Rantery

Lord Razor of the Fist Clan explains the true purpose of the Alex Jones trial:

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PJW has had just about enough of anti-male misandrist propaganda, especially in the wake of #BasedTucker‘s recent documentary, The End of Men:

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The irrepressible, inimitable Katie Hopkins makes a very valid point when she says that, if you think YOU’RE having a bad week, then it could always be worse:

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Dr. John Campbell is shocked by some of the revelations coming out of the recent investigations into the Pfizer poison death shots:

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Warriors of Faith

The Dizzle goes full detective and looks into a very cold case:

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Dr. Jay Smith from PfanderFilms invites Mel from Sneaker’s Corner back onto his channel to unpack the obscure origins of the Fake Religion of Peace:

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Al-Fadi from CIRA International and The Dizzle look at the pagan realities of the supposed “monotheistic” religion of Izzlam:

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Islam Critiqued has had just about enough of Izzlamists claiming that the Sana’a manuscript is proof positive of an uncorrupted Uthmanic Koran dating all the way back to 652 AD:

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Manly Men of Manliness

Terrence Popp answers fan- and hate-mail alike in his signature style:

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Joker from Better Bachelor doesn’t quite know whether to laugh or cry at the way that Black Daemoncrat women have decided to enforce their will upon men:

This is literally the plot of Lysistrata, the legendary play by Aristophanes of Athens. If you want to read a thoroughly modern send-up of feminism, read that – it’s only 2,400 years old and completely accurate in every detail.

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Burn Paedowood to the Ground

Once again, just about all of the entertainment news – or in this case, “noose” – concerns DEM WRANGZ O’ POWAH!!!, which has proven to be a dismal and catastrophic failure. Midnight’s Edge examines the dire consequences for Amazog Stupidos of the horrendous failure that LotRRoP has become:

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Overlord Dicktor Van Doomcock watched the finale of LotRRoP, so that yo udidn’t have to:

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Gary from Nerdrotic is practically spitting bullets at how bad the whole series was:

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So is Ryan Kinel:

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Just to shake things up a bit, The Drinker started out with a LotRRoP insert, and then morphed (see what I did there?) it into a video about She-Hulk, which is even worse than you might think:

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Reading Too Much Into Things

Your “Science is F***ING WEIRD” moment of the week is from The Male Brain, and looks at how characteristics are passed on through generations without direct genetic changes, in a form of “morphic resonance”, as it were:

Without altering the genetic code in the DNA, epigenetic modifications can change how genes are expressed, affecting an organism’s health and development. The once radical idea that such changes in gene expression can be inherited now has a growing body of evidence behind it, but the mechanisms involved remain poorly understood.

A new study by researchers at UC Santa Cruz shows how a common type of epigenetic modification can be transmitted via sperm not only from parents to offspring, but to the next generation (“grandoffspring”) as well.

This is called “transgenerational epigenetic inheritance,” and it may explain how a person’s health and development could be influenced by the experiences of his or her parents and grandparents.

The study, published the week of September 26 in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences (PNAS), focused on a particular modification of a histone protein that changes the way DNA is packaged in the chromosomes.

This widely studied epigenetic mark (called H3K27me3) is known to turn off or “repress” the affected genes and is found in all multicellular animals—from humans to the nematode worm C. elegans used in this study.

“These results establish a cause-and-effect relationship between sperm-transmitted histone marks and gene expression and development in offspring and grandoffspring,” said corresponding author Susan Strome, professor emerita of molecular, cell and developmental biology at UC Santa Cruz.

Histones are the main proteins involved in the packaging of DNA in the chromosomes. The epigenetic mark known as H3K27me3 refers to methylation of a particular amino acid in the histone H3. This leads to the DNA being more densely packaged, making the genes in that region less accessible for activation.

The new study involved selectively stripping this histone mark from the chromosomes of C. elegans sperm, which were then used to fertilize eggs with fully marked chromosomes.

In the resulting offspring, the researchers observed abnormal gene expression patterns, with genes on the paternal chromosomes (inherited from the sperm) turned on or “upregulated” in the absence of the repressive epigenetic mark.

This led to tissues turning on genes they would not normally express. For example, germline tissue (which produces eggs and sperm) turned on genes normally expressed in neurons.

This idea of “morphic resonance”, which is to say, genetic and physiological changes transmitted across time and space between and within species, is the subject of a challenging but quite good book called Science Set Free by Dr. Richard Sheldrake. It is well worth your time to buy and read.

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Your long read of the week is from Kit Klarenberg at the (left-leaning) independent media outlet, The Gray Zone, and looks at the hidden hand of British MI-6 in the Kerch Bridge attack:

Detailed proposals for providing “audacious” support to Kiev’s “maritime raiding operations” were drafted at the request of Chris Donnelly, a senior British Army intelligence operative and veteran high ranking NATO advisor. The wide-ranging plan’s core component was “destruction of the bridge over the Kerch Strait.” 

Documents and correspondence plotting the operation were provided to The Grayzone by an anonymous source. 

The truck bombing of the Kerch Bridge differed operationally from the plot sketched therein. Yet, Britain’s evident interest in planning such an attack underscores the deep involvement of NATO powers in the Ukraine proxy war. At almost precisely the time that London reportedly sabotaged peace talks between Kiev and Moscow in April this year, British military intelligence operatives were drawing up blueprints to destroy a major Russian bridge crossed by thousands of civilians per day.

The roadmap was produced by Hugh Ward, a British military veteran. A number of strategies for helping Ukraine “pose a threat to Russian naval forces” in the Black Sea are outlined. The overriding objectives are stated as aiming to “degrade” Russia’s ability to blockade Kiev, “erode” Moscow’s “warfighting capability”,  and isolate Russian land and maritime forces in Crimea by “denying resupply by sea and overland via Kerch bridge.”

In an email, Ward asked Donnelly to “please protect this document,” and it’s easy to see why. Of these assorted plans, only the “Kerch Bridge Raid CONOPS [concept of operation]” is subject to a dedicated annex at the conclusion of Ward’s report, underlining its significance.

The content amounts to direct, detailed advocacy for the commission of what could constitute a grave war crime. Markedly, in plotting ways to destroy a major passenger bridge, there is no reference to avoiding civilian casualties.

Across three separate pages, alongside diagrams, the author spells out the terms of the “mission” – “[disabling] the Kerch Bridge in a way that is audacious, disrupts road and rail access to Crimea and maritime access to the Sea of Azov.”

Ward suggests that destroying the bridge “would require a cruise missile battery to hit the two concrete pillars either side of the central steel arch, which will cause a complete structural failure,” and “prevent any road re-supply from the Russian mainland to Crimea and temporally [sic] disrupt the shipping lane.”

There is simply no basis any longer for arguing that the collective West is NOT at war with Russia in Banderastan. The fact is that this IS a war between Russia and the West – and Russia is winning. But that is not stopping the West from engaging in AMAZINGLY stupid acts of extreme provocation.

The West is f***ing around. They are about to find out very soon precisely how high the cost of that can be.

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Linkage is good for you:

• Maj. Scott Ritter explains how the attack on the Kerch Bridge was a huge step over a big red line for Russia, and how the Russian Bear is now responding;
• Larry Johnson despairs about the state of Ukrainian war reporting, which is full of lies and misinformation on just about every front;
• Pepe Escobar offers up another take on the Kerch Bridge attack by noting that this has now given Russia the moral excuse it needed to unleash true shock and awe against Western intelligence assets in Ukraine;
• Ron Unz is rather impressed by the unusual display of integrity by Jeffrey Sachs, the controversial neoliberal economist who introduced “shock therapy” to Russia in the 1990s, but has now turned against the West’s war against it;
• Sachs did indeed break ranks with the Western academic and political elite when he pointed out the obvious fact that the greatest beneficiary from the destruction of Nord Stream was the USA;
• Mike Whitney speaks for quite a lot of us when he notes that not everyone thinks the Russians simply started up a war of aggression for the heck of it;
• If you do want some Russian disinformation and collusion, though, here’s a rather darkly funny story about a woman who got scammed by some asshole pretending to be a “Russian astronaut” who needed money to come back to Earth;
• Dr. Matthew Maavak looks at the rise of a new kind of colonial-imperial mindset with respect to this whole notion of “the Global South” – aka the Dirt World, or Shithole Countries;
• The financial sector of PommieBastardLande is imploding rapidly, thanks to a timebomb planted some 20 years ago by none other than the “one-eyed Scottish idiot”, Gordon Brown;
• Tobias Langdon is completely unimpressed by attempts in PommieBastardLande to glorify the nearly non-existent contributions of Blacks to British society during their version of Black History Month;
• You know your country or state is a true shithole when the French decide to abandon it for Africa, because that is less dysfunctional than Clownipornia;
• Edward Dutton looks at marriage trends across the world that back up the ironclad laws of female hypergamy – regardless of race and income, women marry up, and the data do show some interesting trends;
• Steve Sailer looks at the hard data and concludes that male-to-female trannies are disproportionately crazy angry nerds who insist on categorising everything, hence their desire to exclude “TERFs”;
• OK, look, lady, if your lover has been promising you for SIXTEEN YEARS to leave his wife and has never done it, then you’re a fool and you’re being played for one;

And some more from Dawn Pine:

• Here’s your “Stupidity Level: UKRAINIAN” story of the week – make love, not war, even if you get STDs in the process, in an open-air orgy disguised as a protest!;
• Meta’s own augmented reality crAPP is so bad that even its own employees refuse to use it, and with very good reason;
• Here’s yet another reason to move down to Florida – I mean, once you get past the hurricanes, mosquitoes, alligators, etc. – your boss can’t force you to stay logged in all damn day if you’re working remotely;
• If you are lonely, get in touch with this guy, he’ll build you a shed to help you overcome the problem;
• Imagine that – a giant woketard Leftist corporation ignores sexual harassment, the REAL kind, among its own employees, and then tries to bury the story when it comes up;
• In the wake of a truly horrific tragedy in Thailand, one of its own media outlets calls for tightened standards in journalistic ethics, and I think they’re really on to something with this;
• If ever you thought that perhaps carbon-neutral production technologies are a scam, wonder no longer, because it IS;
• Dating a narcissist is extremely hazardous to one’s health, so if you made that mistake, and your ex ends up dating someone else, warn him (or her) to get the hell out of that relationship PRONTO, you might just save someone’s life;

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MUH RUSHIAN KAHLOOOOOZHUN!!!

The Neo-Tsar gave a masterful press conference in Astana after an energy and geopolitics conference with other members of the Commonwealth of Independent States (Содружество Независимых Государств, СНГ), in which he articulately and confidently addressed a variety of questions from reporters:

Anyone who is silly enough to argue that Russia is a totalitarian dictatorship without freedom of the press, where hard questioning of the leader is not permitted, needs to watch that interview. Russia is nothing of the sort. In fact, these days, it is MORE democratic than the USA is. Can you imagine Brandon answering questions in such a fashion? Of course not. No world leader in the West would bother to do so, because they are all utterly disconnected from the people.

Putin, however, is not. He is a Russian patriot and nationalist. And whether you like him or not, he tells it like he sees it.

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Those Who Fail To Learn From History…

History lessons of the week:

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HALO Nation

Ever wondered what the cutscenes from the original HALO: Combat Evolved might look like with truly modern CGI technology? Well wonder no longer:

And now let’s watch slayergod Remy aka Mint Blitz do his thing, while talking about the good and the bad in HALO Infinite‘s multiplayer:

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Learning at the Master’s Feet

Nerd of the Rings unpacks the journeys of Celeborn:

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Bring on the Grimdark

Warrior Tier explains the heretical, and very creepy, Dark Mechanicum:

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That’s Not Gone Well…

Wazzocks gonna wazzock:

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Kitchen Nightmares with the Angry Scot:

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Comedy hour:

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Meme Warfare

We start off with a heavy and hearty dose of memes from Dawn Pine:

Onward – assuming you have enough eye-bleach to get that last picture out of your head…:

Headlines of the week indicate that the Godzilla films are actually not bad movies, but rather, spoiler alerts:

Your “Liberal LODJIK” moment of the week:

Your “Baby Blues” moment of the week:

Your “Meanwhile, in Colorado” moment of the week:

Your “Fake and Gay” moment of the week:

Your “Stupidity Level: UKRAINIAN” moment of the week:

The guy who made that video was in fact born in Ukraine, and is indeed a naturalised American citizen now running for Congress. Hence that particular craption.

Your “Seal Team 6” moment of the week:

Your “Australia – Enough Said” moment of the week:

NOW can we nuke the whole damn country?!?!?!

Your “Obvious Answer is Obvious” moment of the week:

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Animal Planet

Your aminules are adorkable moment of the week:

And also your animals are absolute DICKS moment of the week, to balance things out:

And finally, your “Meanwhile, in Russia” moment of the week:

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The Lords of Steel

Gym beast props this week go to Kody Blazek:

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Ass-Kicking of the Eight Limbs

Tawanchai won a very high-level striking contest with Sitthichai recently, and damn did he ever deserve to win:

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They See Me Rollin…

If you’ve never heard of Marcelo Garcia – well, that changes right now, because he is one of the world’s absolute best practitioners of BJJ:

This guy is so fluid, so technical, and so talented that he once took on none other than Eddie Bravo himself, and broke out of every single technique Eddie tried to use on him, and made one of the very best and most highly qualified no-gi BJJ rollers on the entire PLANET look like a green belt.

There are very few BJJ practitioners who can stack up to the exploits of the Gracie family. Kazushi Sakuraba, the “Gracie Hunter” was one of them. Marcelo is another. He’s THAT GOOD.

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Palate Cleansers

A little bit of opera goes a LONG way:

Since we had Catholic chants last week, let’s have some Orthodox ones this week:

Oh, and we have one sent over by Polish reader chiroro, which is just… well, see for yourself:

Yeah… this is why “fusion” is something of an acquired taste, whether it be in food, music, or anything outside of the nuclear kind.

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Acute Gingervitis

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Livin’ in the Land of the Metal Gods

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Rock Out With Your Glock Out

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Hot Totty

We come to it at last – the Instathot of our time. This here is Inna Gudz, age 25 from Kiev, Banderastan. I give you the same advice I would about any other attractive Ukrainian woman – look, DO NOT TOUCH. Just like there are several levels of stupidity, with UKRAINIAN being the last and worst, there are several levels of crazy, and Ukrainian women are right at the far end of that scale too. There’s “regular woman crazy”, then there’s “Slavic woman crazy”, then there’s “redhead crazy”, and THEN there’s “Ukrainiana crazy”.

That’s right- Ukrainian girls are nuttier than gingers. On the classic “Hot-Crazy Matrix“, they are DEEP into the Danger Zone, WAY above strippers, redheads, and women named Tiffany, right up there with bisexuals.

Furthermore, as one of my readers and I can both attest thanks to our separate experiences, women named “Inna” are, in general, just plain crazy, and it’s a VERY BAD IDEA to get involved with them.

So, y’know, look, don’t touch.

And with that extremely important set of life lessons, get your butts back in your chairs and get to work – your government needs you to slave away so that it can waste your tax dollars on weapons for Inna’s country.

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