We do love bashing the Frogs around here, because, like James May, I generally think that “they [the French] are a bunch of treacherous, lamb-burning, work-shy peasants” and “idle Communists” who think that they have better cheese and wine than the English and Australians, respectively. (And they’re wrong on both counts.) Nevertheless, the French do have a certain… I don’t know what, so to speak, when it comes to manufacturing cars.

I mean, granted, they are madder than a bag of pit vipers, and about ten times less charming, but when it comes to automotive design, any fan of great cars has to admit that the Frogs do have a certain flair for making bonkers things work.

However, can you imagine what would happen when you put a short angry bloke from Birmingham, known mostly for crashing expensive cars and catching on fire, gets into a French car with a freakin’ PROPELLER on the front to drive down a country road populated mostly by sheep?

Well, WONDER NO LONGER, because the Three Wazzateers are here to show you exactly how it’s done:

Sweet Mary, mother of God, that is funny. Late-night comedy stopped being amusing years ago, but these three seem more determined than ever to teach everyone else how it’s done.