Monday. WTF. Not again. Especially not THIS Monday. Over where I am, it’s a public holiday, but for whatever reason, the city authorities have decided to turn the centre of the city into an LGBTQWTFISTHISSHIT bacchanalia for the whole of the long weekend, stretching into this evening. Which means that, if I want to preserve my sanity and NOT come back home feeling like I need a nice long soak in an acid bath to clean off the filth, I have to stay the heck out of there.
Admittedly, this is not exactly a difficult choice for me. I am unsociable even at the best of times; having to spend time around homos makes me downright unbearable.
Anyway, alls I’m sayin’ is, I feel you, bro. It’s bad. It’s Monday. Which is why THIS is the Great Mondaydact Browser Smasher, here to mulch your computer memory and lighten your mood.
And what better way to do so, than by making fun of some simps who pay good money for e-thots and Kleenex?
The OnlySimps e-thots are going to have a LOT of fun in about 3-5 years’ time, when they realise that whoring themselves out to thirsty simps is only a temporary gig.
Of course, many of them will be laughing all the way to the bank, because they got rich and now have money to burn. But, being women, almost none of them wil linvest it wisely or save for a rainy day. They will blow it on stupid useless shit, as women do, and then they will be left high and dry in their thirties, waiting for Captain Save-a-Ho to come along and save them.
Don’t get me wrong, a LOT of them will land on their feet (after landing on their backs first, of course), because no one EVER went broke overestimating the thirstiness of the average chode. But many, many more of them will lose out, badly, as they expend their most valuable currency in their twenties without ever developing anything to compensate for their lack of real world skills afterwards.
Buckle up, boys. The next few years are going to be plenty amusing. And in the meantime, remember that in today’s clown world, the definition of a “rebellious” woman is not what you think:
Find one of those. Date her like a gentleman. KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS. And – here’s the important part – MARRY HER AND THEN HAVE LOTS OF FUN FILLING HER WITH BABIES.
You want to know how to beat the shit out of the Left? THAT is how you do it. Not by wasting time and money on OnlySimps.
His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, had a robust and powerful message in response to the suicide bombings at Kabul Airport that killed 13 American military personnel:
Personally, I think the God-Emperor should not have said anything about how, “if I were your President”, none of this would have happened. That is foolish and irresponsible, in my eyes. The reality is that any withdrawal from an occupied nation is chaotic and messy by definition. There WOULD have been some casualties during a Trump-led withdrawal too.
That being said… can anyone imagine a Trump-led exit from Goatscrewistan being so thoroughly botched and so incompetently administered?
Yeah. To ask that question is to answer it.
#BasedTucker is based:
Lindsey Graham was never anything more than a Republicuck. He found his balls, temporarily, during the reign of the almighty God-Emperor, but he was always actually a Gamma eunuch – possibly even a Lambda.
Mark Dice‘s “crank call” to a store is both hilarious and depressing, because it shows just how badly America has debased itself before the unholy gods of Woke:
Jason Siler does not have kind words for Sleepy Creepy Slow Old Joe’s display of weakness and incompetence over the past couple of weeks:
Bill Whittle and friends analyse Larry Elder’s chances for success in the recall effort against Clownipornia Goobernator Gavin Nuisance:
The Male Brain has some good stuff for us to make the worst day of the week a bit more bearable. We start with a couple of Wisecrack videos, the first of which discusses why Space Jam 2 is even a thing:
The second looks at wellness grifters like Men’s Health take advantage of you and your wallet:
Been a while since we’ve seen any Ryan George – so here he is again:
Paul Ramsey has some thoughts on the best ways to help the, uh, “refugees”:
The lovely and charming Dr. Sam Bailey draws a clear distinction between scientody and scientism:
Lord Razor of the Fist Clan is not even slightly convinced by the latest hysteria over the Delta (read: INDIAN) strain of the Coof:
The Dizzle has had plenty of material to work with these past couple of weeks, and evidently his schedule has freed up significantly to the point where he can make lots of videos. Here are the best two of the lot from the past week, showing just how “compassionate” and “kind” the NEW new Taliban have become, and how Izzlamists view those who flee their idiotic man-made dumpster-fire of a “religion”:
Dr. Jay Smith from PfanderFilms and Al-Fadi from CIRA International sat down some time ago to discuss at length the grand plans of Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman to modernise his country, and together they unpack some of the very serious obstacles in the Crown Prince’s way:
If you’re wondering what God wants you to do, Dr. Frank Turek from Cross Examined has some germane advice for you:
As the Pax Americana rapidly collapses, China Uncensored reports that regional powers are quickly stepping up their efforts to contain an aggressive and expansionist Middle Kingdom:
America Uncovered further explains why Pakistan – one of America’s real enemies, very foolishly treated with kid gloves by Bush, Obama, Biden, and even the God-Emperor to some extent – WANTS the goathumpers to succeed:
Jared Taylor from American Renaissance notes that you cannot have both standards AND diversity – which America’s bluest (read: most retarded) states are finding out to their quite painful cost:
Terrence Popp talks about his harrowing experiences at Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq – warning, they are NOT fun to listen to:
Midnight’s Edge has some useful lessons from the director of a successful revival of a classic franchise about how NOT to piss off and insult your fanbase, which the idiots in charge of Netherflix’s Cowboy Bebop live-action adaptation could really stand to learn from:
Overlord Dicktor Van Doomcock reckons that the Lucasfilm Civil War is all over bar the shouting:
Gary from Nerdrotic reckons that Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings, or whatever the hell it’s called, is going to belly-flop harder than a land-whale swan-diving into a kiddie-pool – and that will have some serious consequences for the rest of the M-She-U:
The Drinker is of roughly the same opinion:
Your “Science is F***ING WEIRD” moment of the week concerns DARPA’s efforts to revive a rather fascinating Soviet-era experiment in a water-skimming, uh, “aircraft” that the Russkies planned to use as a giant fast-moving sea-skimming missile platform:
The Soviet Union experimented extensively with WIG craft during the Cold War. One of the most famous examples was the Lun (pictured at the top of this story). Lun was 240 feet long, 63 feet tall, and had a wingspan of 144 feet, earning it the nickname “Flying Sea Monster.” It could carry 100 tons of troops and equipment at a top speed of 342 miles per hour to a range of up to 1,080 miles. It was also heavily armed, with six P-270 Moskit anti-ship missiles and four 23-millimeter automatic cannons.
WIGs never really took off. They flew in a very narrow zone, just a handful of meters above the waves. If a wing-in-ground effect craft departed from that zone, either from a loss of lift or accidental contact with the water, it could slam into the ocean below at hundreds of miles per hour. The Soviet Union’s preoccupation with the craft ended during the Cold War, and the United States never expressed much interest.
For that reason, DARPA is specific in what it wants from a new-age wing-in-ground effect craft. First is the ability to take off and land in water, ditching traditional runways. This would also help it land on islands and coastlines without airport facilities. It also wants the craft to be able to fly high enough to avoid obstacles in the water. Importantly, a good WIG design should also allow the craft to fly in rough waters and weather. Finally, the agency wants the craft to be able to carry at least 100 tons of cargo (a C-17 Globemaster III transport, by comparison, can carry 141 tons).
DARPA envisions the new WIG design supporting floating bases at sea, connecting geographically disparate land bases over a very wide area (think the South China Sea). It also sees WIGs leading supply runs in combat zones, helping in combat search-and-rescue missions, aiding in amphibious warfare, acting as a mothership for uncrewed robotic vehicles, and working long-distance patrols over the Arctic wastes.
This, by the way, is what the Soviet sea-plane looked like:
Fuuuuuuugly bastard, wasn’t it…
Your long read of the week is from the pen of The Saker, and concerns the likely eventual fate of the Pax Americana after its utter humiliation in Goathumpistan:
It appears that just like โBidenโ farmed-out the Ukraine to the Germans, โheโ is now farming-out Afghanistan to the Brits. If so, this is a rather clever intention (the devil will be in the details, in this case, in the planning and execution.) Keep in mind that the Talibans do not control large parts of Afghanistan and that the traditional opposition to the Taliban rule in northern Afghanistan (Panjshir Valley) very much exists and is combat-capable (at least by local standards). As for the son of Ahmad Shah Masoud, just like his father, seems to have strong ties to Britain. Ahmad Masoud Jr. looks very much like his father and has some of his charisma. Does that not all sound familiar too?
In the meantime, a motley pack of rabid EU politicians with imperial phantom pains are also making some noises but can do nothing at all. Putin once referred to these noises as โoinking backing vocalsโ!
As for the AngloZionist legacy press, it is mostly wailing in despair and horror just at the mention of the possibility that Russia and/or China might actually have some influence, however tiny, in Afghanistan. (Remember โthese ragheads/russkuies/goooks/niggers/sand-niggers/injuns/etc. live on OUR land and OUR resources!โ). This is what โManifest Destinyโ really is. Or Germanyโs โcivilizational mission in the Eastโ was. Or the โWhite Manโs burdenโ, or the French Masonโs โUniversal Valuesโ etc.. Ditto for the Papacyโs splitting of the planet in its now long forgotten (but not by its victims!) 1494 Treaty of Tordesillas) into separate control/exploitation/pillaging sectors, ad majorem Dei gloriam, of course. Modern ecologists, woke activists and militant homosexuals all very much share in that mindset.
The sad but undeniable truth is that the true roots of modern Europe are not in Rome, even less so Athens, but in the Latin Crusades and the subsequent Middle-Ages. The Reform and Renaissance changed nothing, or even made things worse. Neither did 1789 or WWII. The spiritual and philosophical roots of the West are neither Roman, nor Greek, but found amongst those who destroyed Rome and severed it off from the truly civilized world, not only in the Christian East, but worldwide: the Franks.
Imperialism originates in our heads, it is a worldview, a mindset, and that is where it must be eradicated for it to finally vanish.
The mind is where imperialism begins but also where it will end, just like any other human phenomenon. And while I do fear the inevitable chaos before some โfuture Westโ or โfuture Europeโ can replace the current ones, I also do believe that, when shown the true cost of their mistakes, all nations will reject imperialism in all its forms.
By creating an instrument of total control (the Internet) the Empire also created the first global resistance to empire community in world history! Not only that, but the US ruling classes turned US schools and admired US academia into both an imbecile/serfs-producing machine and the laughingstock of much of the planet (even in Zone A!). But what the US ruling elites failed to do is to prevent regular, mainstream, US Americans from wanting to know, to learn, to explore and, eventually, to fight for justice. True, as political indoctrination goes, Uncle Shmuel can run circles around the Nazis or the Soviets, but no Uncle Shmuel will ever โfixโ our fallen nature or the universe, so our resistance runs deep, even the US and Israel. Yes, it is mostly silenced, but in the depths, it is very much still there.
I donโt believe in any Grand Replacement plans, at least not one focused on โraceโ. But I do believe in a cultural/civilizational โgrand replacementโ, which I see as inevitable and already well under way, even in the USA and the EU!
Of course, I donโt know what the future collective West will be like, assuming there ever is one again. But I am confident that the type of imperialism which has its roots in the medieval Papacy (which even Hitler admitted with some admiration) is coming to an end.
Think of it: dreams about becoming the โnext Mongol empireโ must have been sexy. Or being the next East Roman (aka โByzantine Empireโ) too. And to my infinite regret, sadness and pain, (and location of my own place of birth) most of the rulers of imperial Russia fell for such temptations. And this is also the true, core, reason why the Russian monarch fell in February of 1917.
As for what actually followed this supposed โwonderfulโ and even supposedly โbloodlessโ revolution was the worst centuries of mass murder and atrocities in human history. Bravo and thank you, Kerensky (and his western masonic โsponsorsโ!). The Ukies did not invent their ridiculous โMaidanโ! Kerensky and his supporters did. (Gene Sharp โ you can see his pietistic quasi-hagiography here (Wikipedia on politics, as usual) โ only systematized the study of this field). Thinking Russians can add up and realize that imperialism in any and all its forms, even call it โCapitalism with a human faceโ if you prefer, is a mortal danger to humanity itself.
Linkage is good for you:
- Ukraine has officially been its own independent nation for 30 years now, and it is worth taking a close in-depth look at the current state of the country to figure out whether it has managed to achieve anything much in that time;
- Ol’ Gorby is back in his home country trying to deflect the blame for the dissolution of the Soviet Union – and, to be as fair as possible, he’s right, it wasn’t really his fault, the Soviet system was always going to fall;
- The Neo-Tsar, on the other hand, has absolutely no intention of repeating the USSR’s mistakes, or Gorby’s, and simultaneously intends to rebuild Russia’s military strength for defensive purposes, this time looking at its submarine fleet;
- Pat “Mr. Paleoconservative” Buchanan points out the harsh, but sobering, truth that the worst is yet to come in Goathumpistan – we aren’t done with that horror story yet, not by a long shot;
- Apparently a children’s story called “The Tiger Who Came to Tea” is full of rape – which tells you plenty about what the heads of the people who dream up such nonsense are full of;
- Orthodox Jews are experiencing a sharp rise in attacks on the streets of Western cities, and before we jump to conclu- yep, the attackers are almost ALWAYS Muzzies;
- The not-vaccines are turning out to be even less useful than the most pessimistic of predictions – apparently any “protection” that they provide lasts at most 6 months;
- Damian Wilson reckons that the Aussies are finally getting sick and tired of the idiotic and authoritarian rules under which they have been forced to live for 18 months – sure took them bloody long enough;
- Japan just pulled a full 16% of its total Moderna not-vaxx doses because of tainted materials found within them, which is not exactly a confidence-booster, it must be said;
- Chris Waldburger points out that the gubmint’s own data from PommieBastardLande shows how people who have taken full doses of the not-vaccine, are MORE likely to die than the un-jabbed;
- Those stupid blue cloth and paper face diapers that everyone wore to handle THE DEADLIEST DIZEEZE EVAR zOMFG!!!111!!! turn out to be almost completely useless;
- Paul Craig Roberts is greatly amused and excited by the fact that the Indians, of all people, have actually charged one of their WHO officials for crimes against humanity due to the idiotic advice that she gave about the Coof in their country;
- Dr. Fraudci apparently didn’t get the memo from the Fake President’s handlers telling him to STFU about the Coof, because he reckons that it won’t be gone until 2022 – which just landed the Fake Administration in real soup;
- Japan’s F-22/F-35 hybrid rival sooper-dooper totally awesomesauce amazeballs epic 6th-Gen stealth Gojira of a fighter is evidently taking shape – and, since it’s Japanese, it most likely will actually work, unlike the Joint Strike Flying Piano;
- I was never a big fan of the Rolling Stones, but I do feel sad at the fact that the only one of the lot with his head screwed on straight passed away recently – and he was sensible precisely because he had the love of a great woman;
- Well this really sucks… the vocalist for the wonderfully silly power metal band GLORYHAMMER just chucked out their vocalist, Thomas WInkler, who was a great reason to listen to the band in the first place;
And some more fromย Dawn Pine:
- Turns out that the American-installed and approved puppet leader of Goathumpistan was an utter crook and coward – raise your hand if you’re surprised? Yeah, that’s what I thought – *crickets*;
- The Danes have followed their Swedish brethren in abolishing pretty much all of the anti-Coof measures that weren’t working anyway – see what happens when an ounce of common sense meets a mountain of stupidity?
- When I first saw this headline, I mistakenly thought that people were selling Scottish titties at a festival, which shows you which head I do most of my thinking with, I suppose;
- Fact checkers seem to be utterly mystified as to why the rest of us think of them as anal-retentive dorks and losers – for a prime example of the species, look at this story which tries to show that Fraudci warned Trump of a pandemic in 2017;
- OK, I can’t believe that we have to write this in 2021, in the era of live Zoom everything, but if you as a teacher are gonna suck off your toyboy as a diversion during a boring conference call, TURN OFF THE FRAKKIN’ CAMERA!!!;
- It’s good to be the king – or, in the case of the Norks, a fatass crazy dictator with absolute power – because then you can tell everyone to STFU about your weight problem, unless they want a severe and terminal case of immediate lead poisoning;
- First the Aussies insist on locking up their entire population for no good reason, and then they freak out when Zoom crashes on them and they can’t think of any alternatives – this is why Australia is so damned dangerous;
- If you’re dumb enough to get a tattoo, try to make sure that it doesn’t look like you’re eating someone’s ass – or, better yet, JUST DON’T GET A TATTOO IN THE FIRST PLACE, especially if you’re a woman;
- Employees at the Goolag are pissed about having to take pay cuts to allow them to work remotely – I’m actually on the Big G’s side for once, it does make sense to scale down pay in exchange for reduced expenses due to remote work;
- The pinko Commie lesbos who play “soccer” (really badly) for the USA must be severely pissed at the fact that the President of Tanzania – a woman – accurately stated the truth about pinko Commie lesbos who play soccer;
- OnlySimps has dropped its planned PR0N ban due to an intense backlash from its “creators”, which is endlessly amusing when one considers the fact that the site had to balance between rapacious banks and nypmpho e-thots;
- OK, if there is one thing that all sides can agree on, it is that we DO NOT WANT more women who spend thousands on cosmetic surgery to look like Barbie dolls – that shit is CREEPY;
- The Fake Administration in the USA has scored yet another epic own goal – apparently, remote schooling is some sort of civil rights violation, which stands directly at odds with their beliefs about the Coof;
- Somebody actually agreed to pay money – apparently quite a lot of it, though the article in question offers no specifics – to acquire 60% of POLITICO, which begs the obvious question: WHY?????;
The Neo-Tsar has quite a lot to say about the West’s constant and stupid meddling in the Middle East and surrounding territories, ALL of it wise and absolutely NONE of it favourable:
History lessons of the week – rather germane considering what happened in the last few weeks:
Your Great Man of the Week is Dr. Livingstone himself:
HALO Infinite looks like it will improve significantly upon the existing multiplayer features of the series:
Quite apart from the ridiculously forced MUH DUHVERSITEEEEEEZ!!!! nonsense of that trailer, the graphics, sound design, and aesthetics all look SOLID. Let’s see how the rest of the game turns out.
And now, over to Mint Blitz for some good old-fashioned HALO physics engine borking:
Wazzocks gonna wazzock:
Kitchen Nightmares with the Angry Scot:
Comedy hour:
Pics, guns, girls:
Biden voters need to buy themselves some flails and cilices to flagellate themselves for their sheer stupidity in voting for the Daemoncrats – and that’s not including all the dead and non-existent people who voted for him.
Let’s review the Fake President’s (or, more likely, his handlers’) supreme grasp of the Art of War:
Headlines of the week indicate that we are in SERIOUSLY deep shit now that inflation is officially a real problem, based on the Donut Price Index:
Your “There Is No Fun in Islam” moment of the week:
Your “Commit ALL Da Crimes!” moment of the week:
Your “Misquoting Jesus” moment of the week:
Your “Ladybug Farts” moment of the week:
Next time your woman says that you stink something awful, just remind her that she doesn’t exactly produce cotton-candy out of her derriere either – and that ladybugs, supposedly the sweetest of all bugs, are actually walking stinkbombs.
Your… uh… you know what, I’m not even going to try to craption this next one:
Your “It Was My Time of the Month” moment of the week:
Your “Man Bites Dog” moment of the week:
Your “Yep, Totally Gonna Work” moment of the week:
Your Dog of the Week is the Hierran Wolfdog:
Your aminules are adorkable moment of the week:
And also your animals are absolute DICKS moment of the week, to balance things out:
Gym beast props this week go to Eddie “The Beast” Hall, who is recovering from a bicep injury:
Wise Uncle Chael the American Gangster reckons that Conor Macgregor might want to ease up on the shit-talking about Dustin Poirier – sure as shit ain’t doin’ him any favours right now:
Jesus loves knockouts:
Shufflin’ keeps things groovin’
#TimeStandsStillAtTheIronHill
Right, lads, after lots of shots, here’s the chaser: your starting Instathot of the week. And honestly, they simply DO NOT get any thottier than this. She is Kate Kirienko (ะะบะฐัะตัะธะฝะฐ ะะธัะธะตะฝะบะพ), age about 29 from Krasnoyarsk, Russia. I happen to know a little about that city (very little, to be honest), and I can tell you that, if the Russkies have any equivalent of the crude American slang, “Bumf**k, [insert state here]”, then they use it to describe cities like Krasnoyarsk in the middle of Siberia.
The region of Krasnoyarski Krai is actually enormous, and Krasnoyarsk, an industrial city of about 1 million inhabitants, is its capital. It is the third largest city in Siberia and is considered to be one of its most beautiful by some of Russia’s most famous authors, due to the vast amounts of natural beauty in its nearby surroundings. (This is worth noting – I can tell you from extensive personal experience that Russian natural beauty is unlike anything else you’ll see anywhere in the world. And I’m not just talking about the landscapes, either, ifyaknowhatimeanrite.)
As for the Instathot in question – well, I can tell you two things about her, right off the bat. First, she has done a lot to try to market herself as some sort of “natural” beauty from Krasnoyarsk – which has met with howls of laughter and derision from her fellow Russians, who immediately saw through the ruse. If you care to run the comments in that link through Google Translate, you’ll be amused and shocked at what you read. And second, she recently had the word, “Slut”, tattooed onto her (quite shapely and probably surgically enhanced) derriere. As I have noted before, it really is nice when they come with warning labels.
OK, that’s it, show’s over, get your butts back to work. Y’all have got a bajillion Afghan “refugees” headed your way to take advantage of your welfare systems and generosity (and wives and daughters), so you’ll need to redouble your efforts to work for your slave-masters and obey their whims.
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I hope the Saudi Prince in the video by Dr. Jay Smith and Al-Fadi. The problem with Islamic civilizations is that when they build up and ignore the religious documents, it it tends to become degenerate. Look at the 10th century. The best balance was probably the Ottoman empire but it eventually fell behind the west technology. People might say well see Christian Civilization when they lose faith become degenerate, and yes they do. But with Christianity the west become the most powerful, the most functioning and the most culture by the 18th century. It is now losing all that due to the lack of faith. If Muslims in the middle east converted back to Christianity then they would pull ahead of the rest of the world. They more likely not do this and simply just ignore their religion (and other religions) until the cycle hits peak and traditional Islam comes back.