For those of you who have been wondering why the output around here has slowed so dramatically over the past few weeks, it is not merely because I have been busy with work and other things. The truth is that I was sick as a dog for about 2 weeks. The symptoms all point to the Kung Flu: weakness, body aches, chills, low-grade fever (I think – I never actually bothered to get around to measuring my temperature), sore throat – and, most tellingly, near-total loss of my sense of smell. I didn’t get tested and have no plans to do so now, but the symptoms are pretty categorical.

That’s right – yer very ‘eavy, very ‘umble servant MAY have contracted the Chinese Mumps – Indian variant, most likely. (For those who are sceptical about the prospects of India and China ever working together to accomplish anything useful – you’re damned right to be that way. Look what happens when they collaborate, albeit unintentionally, on a disease.)

So, what is it like to catch this particularly nasty bug? And should you be afraid of it? (Spoiler alert: if you aren’t old, drunk fat, and/or already somewhat sick – NO.)

Well, in terms of what it’s like…:

1. Your Whole Body Hurts

The body aches set in almost immediately, and they were one of the two absolute worst things about the whole disease. By the 5th day of frank symptoms, the pain was so severe that I couldn’t concentrate on anything, I couldn’t move, and I couldn’t think. I was just completely out of it. The pain was severe enough that I couldn’t stand up or walk. All I could do was pop Ibuprofen like Skittles, lie in bed, and sleep. And I did precisely that for pretty much four days straight.

To put into perspective just how bad the pain was – the last time that I have felt so miserable was when I had stomach flu, over two years ago. Anyone who has ever had stomach flu – i.e. everyone who has ever visited the Dirt World – knows that you just want God to end your life quickly. That’s literally what people pray for due to the absolute misery of the experience.

Also, and this is one thing that I found rather odd, my lower back was absolutely in bits. I don’t know what the hell happened, but I experienced lower back pain like nothing I’ve felt since the last time I jacked it up from lifting. It hurt constantly. And I found that I ended up tweaking my muscles and causing cramping simply by stretching in particular directions – it was just miserable.

Thankfully, sleep, rest, and ibuprofen proved highly effective in battling these particularly awful symptoms. The pain subsided in about a week and subsequent to that, I began to recover pretty quickly.

2. Loss of Smell is Real, and Awful

The other really bad consequence of COVID, or whatever I had, is the loss of your sense of smell. This is horrible because it will immediately destroy your appetite. The consequences of this cannot be overstated, my friends. At precisely the moment when your body most needs nutrition and sustenance, you will find the very thought of food to be nauseating in the extreme.

The reason for this is because approximately 90% of your sense of taste, actually derives from your sense of smell. You smell by breathing in microscopic bits and pieces of whatever it is that your schnozz sniffs out, and those bits land on your olfactory receptors. These then transmit the neurological information to your brain and combine with what your tongue’s taste buds tell you to help you understand what it is you’re tasting.

(By the way, the next time you are unfortunate enough to step into a dirty public lavatory – or, worse yet, an Indian public lavatory – just remember that point about how you smell by breathing in bits of what is around you. That’s right – the reason you are smelling the aftereffects of someone’s titanic post-match shit is because bits of it are landing inside your nose. Good luck sleeping with that image.)

As far as I am aware – and I could easily be wrong – we still do not fully understand how the Kung Flu shuts down one’s olfactory receptors. But it does do that, and this will immediately turn everything you eat into an unappetising bland…. nothingness. Even simple pleasures like your morning coffee will simply become hot tasteless sludge.

The natural consequence of this is that the thought of eating will be very unpleasant. You won’t want to eat – but you have to, just to give your body the energy it needs to fight the bug. You will likely suffer from nausea and possibly even miserable episodes of diarrhoea (I didn’t, but some people do).

All of this means that…

3. The Kung Flu Will Kick Your Ass

Make no mistake about it – the Kung Flu, as described above, is a rough, tough, difficult disease. I haven’t been hammered this hard, for this long, by any disease since the last time that I caught a serious flu, and that was probably back in October 2014. It’s been that long since I caught a really nasty bug. I certainly do not hope or wish for a repeat of anything like this, and I would never wish it upon anyone.

That said, this disease still is not something of which you need to live in mortal terror, because:

4. Most of You Will Recover Quickly

I started recovering about a week into the disease, and one week later I felt significantly better. My sense of smell began to return – which is quite a relief, I can tell you, because there are plenty of cases of people with “long COVID” who have not fully recovered their ability to smell for more than 6 months after getting the bug. The body aches and chills and weakness are entirely gone. It’s not going to be fun getting back into the gym – I have no doubt that I’ve lost a significant degree of strength in the time that I’ve been laid up – but I am feeling strong enough to do so soon.

The reality is that about 80% of people who get this bug will be either asymptomatic or afflicted with mild symptoms. About 15% or so will get hit with relatively serious symptoms – I may have been in that latter category, though I have not been tested for it and have no plans to get one of those pointless RT-PCR tests now. (Those things don’t tell you much of anything, and the inventor of the RT-PCR method himself said a few years ago, before he very sadly passed away, that the test cannot and must not be used for diagnostic purposes. It doesn’t tell you if you are actually sick, it doesn’t tell you if you are infectious, and for that matter, it’s not comparing whatever you have with pure isolated COVID, because NOBODY has yet fully isolated a pure sample of the virus. The virus has been isolated, but NOT in pure cultures, uncontaminated by any other matter.)

Of the remaining 5%, most of them will require some degree of treatment and hospitalisation. But the actual fatality rate of this disease is WELL below 1% – and for most of us, the survival rate is north of 99.9%.

Put simply, this IS NOT the “Spanish” Flu – which probably originated in China, as it happens. (The initial literature suggested that it actually originated in the USA, but subsequent efforts have traced it back to China. Interesting, is it not, how many horrid diseases come from the Middle Kingdom?)

5. Get Plenty of Bed Rest and Drink Lots of Water

If you happen to get the bug – don’t let fear consume you. I didn’t. I stayed optimistic, upbeat, and grateful for the fact that I was still upright and moving. Honestly, I spent a lot of time watching cute and funny dog videos to keep my sense of humour going – there is a lot to be said for laughing your way out of a disease, in fact.

Here’s a good example of the kind of medicine that we all need:

6. Don’t Stop Eating or Praying

Faith and food will get you through the worst of the disease. You’re going to need both.

Ensure that you eat lots of green vegetables and solid, high-protein meals. Your body needs energy and nutrients to fight the disease. If you cannot stomach the thought of food – and having been through the worst of that stage, I know what that’s like – then get yourself a big tub of protein powder, mix one to two scoops of the stuff with full-fat Greek yogurt, and eat that. It will help significantly, trust me. And that concoction will also be one of the few things that you can actually kind of sort of taste, and which will not taste completely repugnant.

And, no matter what happens, pray. Do so often, and be grateful for your tests. God is on your side here – He certainly was on mine. I drew great comfort from the Book of Job during the worst of my pain and suffering, and I recommend that you read this, Ecclesiastes, Proverbs, and/or Lamentations to get you through the disease if you have it. These books have a plethora of good material to help you put your suffering into perspective.

God will comfort you and help your body to heal. Your faith will keep you strong and motivated and looking forward. For most of you, the disease can only conquer you if you let it – so, don’t.

7. Arm Yourself with Supplements

There are a number of useful supplements that you can take to speed up your recovery.

Make sure that you are stocked to the gills with Vitamin C, Vitamin D, zinc, magnesium, and turmeric. I also recommend taking acidophilus cultures to regulate your digestion – you’ll need it – and some N-Acetyl Cisteine to help clear up your respiratory system. All of these supplements can be procured quite cheaply at your local pharmacy or health store.

Taking mega-doses of Vitamin C should stop the little sucker from hitting you too hard, but if you do get whacked, then fish oil, multivitamins, and some good-quality honey and cranberry juice should help you to bolster your immune system for the battle that it must fight.

And make sure that you get outside and get into the sunlight. I had to spend about three days almost entirely indoors – didn’t have a choice, I was in too much pain to move. But once I had recovered to the point where I could move on my own two feet, albeit slowly and painfully, I made sure to get outside for some sunshine and fresh air. These things helped tremendously.

Staying in bed feeling sorry for yourself is not going to get you to feel better. Taking direct action, pushing forward, and doing your level best to overcome the disease on your own terms, WILL help.

Scamdemic is Scam

My experience with the Commiepox was pretty bad, but it is nowhere near the worst. Even so, does this mean that I have changed my mind about anything with respect to the Scamdemic? Has my opinion about it softened at all?

No. Not even slightly.

In fact, if anything, I am now ABSOLUTELY CONVINCED that every single person that destroyed our freedoms and put us into lockdowns in the West beyond June of 2020 deserves to be HANGED BY THEIR ENTRAILS AND PARADED THROUGH THE STREETS for what they have done to us.

In March of 2020, we didn’t know what we were dealing with. The fear and paranoia that we all felt was sort of justified because we just didn’t have any real data. But within a month, we had actual evidence, and it all pointed to a disease that is primarily very dangerous to old people. At that point, we should have done what the Governor of Florida did – keep sick people quarantined away from nursing homes and old folks, and let the rest of us get on with our lives with minimal restrictions.

Most world leaders used the disease as an excuse to usurp vast amounts of power and abuse the rights and securities of their citizens on a scale that we’ve never seen before. And they deserve to BURN IN HELL for that.

Furthermore, those in China who were responsible for releasing this virus need to be either crucified or impaled, as a summary demonstrated of the consequences of unleashing a disease that has killed tens of thousands – I do not for one moment believe the official death tolls that we have been given – and crippled the entire global economy, and on top of that has misled hundreds of millions into injecting highly dangerous and untested vaccines into their arms. And that’s before we get to the hundreds of thousands more who died because of starvation, and suicide brought on by depression, heartbreak, and crippling loneliness.

The absolute worst of these offenders are the politicians who lead countries like the UK, Australia, New Zealand, India, and elsewhere. The national leaders in all of those countries straight-up hit the panic button. In India, for instance, tens of thousands of people may have starved to death because of what the national government did – and they didn’t accomplish ONE SINGLE DAMNED THING through their lockdowns.

Their actions are utterly inexcusable. The reality is that this disease is simply not particularly dangerous to the young and healthy. It’s merely a very miserable experience, which will knock you flat on your arse for about 7-14 days, depending on how severe your symptoms are.

But that doesn’t mean that you can contain the disease through lockdowns and mask mandates and social distancing. NONE of those things work – that has been proven beyond any shadow of doubt by actual scientists doing real science, not the garbage that gets published in supposedly “peer-reviewed” toilet-paper-substitute rags like The Lancet and the British Medical Journal. (Those journals used to be the very top publications in the field. These days, they are nothing more than propaganda outlets. Don’t pay any attention ever again to anyone who claims to have been published in them – that is likely to be a highly reliable sign of an inveterate liar.)

The Dangers of the Not-Vaccines

A special word needs to be mentioned here about the not-vaccines.

We now know that the mRNA vaccines produced by Pfizer and Moderna are in fact vastly more dangerous than any other vaccine in history. That is not a hyperbolic claim. Take a look at this clip from a 3hr podcast, in which the beardy on the left – who actually invented mRNA vaccination technology in the first place – points out that the spike protein itself is toxic, and that the mRNA vaccines do NOT work as they were originally advertised:

It gets worse. The VAERS – Voluntary Adverse Event Reporting System – data show very clearly that the mRNA vaccines are the deadliest, by far, of any vaccine in the history of the system. The next closest is the influenza vaccine, and that is over a period of 30 YEARS. The mRNA vaccines have outstripped deaths from all other vaccines across a 30-year period, in 6 MONTHS.

The AstraZeneca-Oxford viral vector vaccines don’t get a pass here either. The never-to-be-sufficiently-cursed whorenalists and presstitutes across the Pond have been desperately trying to cover up the various adverse reactions and negative side-effects associated with that vaccine. But even there they have been unsuccessful. The AstraZeneca shot is responsible for a growing number of deaths and severe complications, and it is for this reason that a number of nations around the world have suspended their rollouts of it, or refuse to recognise it.

About the only vaccine that I think is worth your time and trust is the Russian Sputnik V two-dose jab from their state-run Gamelyan Institute. Unlike the AstraZeneca jab, which uses a genetically modified chimpanzee adenovirus, the Russian vaccine uses a human virus with minimal genetic tinkering. And it has been tested repeatedly and found quite safe.

Unfortunately, most countries around the world do not recognise the Russian vaccine, so you get no benefits from taking it. And if you’ve already had the disease, don’t bother getting jabbed – you don’t need it. I did not have any plans to get vaccinated before, and I most assuredly will not do so now – getting any such vaccine would be quite stupid given the risks involved.

Conclusion – Nothing to Fear but Fear Itself

The aspect of this disease that truly mystifies me is the fear and terror in which younger folks hold it. I know young folks who are fully vaccinated who live in mortal terror of this bug. And yet it is not in the least bit dangerous to them, especially now that they have the vaccines – heck, the vaccines are more dangerous to them in many ways than the virus is, especially if they were dumb enough to get the Pfizer/Moderna shots.

Older people and serious Christians, by contrast, appear to be much more stoic about the possibility of serious illness and even death. And that is because we understand that the threat is really pretty overhyped compared to what we’ve already seen.

I know from personal experience that the Russians in general are pretty tough people, and right now they are simply going about their business without panicking, despite the worsening situation in their country. They are strong, resolute, and blessed with deep faith. They have been tested hard by historical forces outside of their control, and as such, they keep things in perspective.

That is what the rest of us must do. This disease is nowhere near as serious as we were deceived into thinking it was. It is not deadly for most of us. It is extremely unpleasant for many of us, but for most, it is no worse than a bad flu.

We cannot continue to live in fear of this stupid bug. We must immediately fully reopen our economies and get back to the joy and hard work of LIVING.

And we must never, EVER again allow the tyrants and petty cowards who run our societies right now, to do what they did to us during the Scamdemic. Enough is enough. They must be brought low, and we must recapture our rights, and never, ever let them go again.

The lockdowns don’t work. The mask mandates don’t work. Social distancing is pointless. The vaccines are anything but. We have to stop living in fear and we have to get on with living for real.