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Monday morning Ferrari failing

by | Dec 1, 2025 | Mondays | 0 comments

That weekend was definitely defective… I thought it was going to be restful and quiet, but it turned out to be absolutely NOTHING of the sort. I ended up getting far less sleep on Sunday than I do on a weekday. This had to do with planning my upcoming Christmas holidays, admittedly, but it was not easy going into the gym later that night for my weekly heavy leg day while short on sleep and long on grumpiness.

That, I suppose, sets a suitable framework for today, which is not a whole lot better. It is, of course, Monday, and that means we all need a stiff drink – but, since most of us do not work from home regularly, we will have to make do with sneaking bourbon into our morning coffee.

Never fear, though, the Great Mondaydact Browser Slayer is here to make it all better.

This week, we start with a good one from Logically Answered about why Ferrari has made a catastrophic series of errors in judgement about the EV market, and has therefore destroyed a significant part of its brand value:


#BasedTucker is Based


Dawn of Battle

The Male Brain gets us off to a tight start with a couple of good ones:


Mind-Expanding Drugs


Death Smiles At Us All…


Culture Beats


Veterans’ Day


Judge’s Ruling


MUH RUSHIAN KAHLOOOOOOOZHUN!!!

Новый-Царь Приказывает

Профессор Бровкин Учит

Дед Сварливый Говорит!

Дядя Стас Объясняет

Русские Оружие

Русская Жизнь


Timeo Danaos Et Donna Ferentes…


Bad Medicine


Warriors of Faith


Manly Men of Manliness


Burn Paedowood to the Ground


Reading Too Much Into Things

Linkage is good for you:

And some more from Dawn Pine:


HALO Nation


BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!


Big Boyz Toyz


Oh No! Anyway…


Comedy Hour


Meme Warfare

We begin with some dank memes from The Male Brain:

We are tired
We are tired
Add that to the mix
Add that to the mix
OK. THAT IS FUNNY
OK. THAT IS FUNNY
That is actually pretty cool
That is actually pretty cool
Now I'm wondering as well
Now I’m wondering as well
Can't relate
Can’t relate
It's called
It’s called “Murphy’s Law”
Next thing it will be calssified as a
Next thing it will be calssified as a “hate crime”
This is an actual
This is an actual “augmented reality”
Game On
Game On
Females can't handle being FriendZoned or CollegueZoned
Females can’t handle being FriendZoned or CollegueZoned
Daily? Hourly? Weekly? Monthly? I need some clarity
Daily? Hourly? Weekly? Monthly? I need some clarity
Or you just don't feel like sharing
Or you just don’t feel like sharing
So a Wednesday? Tuesday? Thursday?
So a Wednesday? Tuesday? Thursday?
And it will stil fail
And it will stil fail
True that
True that
It did not last long
It did not last long
I did not know it is a thing
I did not know it is a thing
Don't play with Elves
Don’t play with Elves
They also failed it
They also failed it
Being 3K old can do it to you
Being 3K old can do it to you
Won't help
Won’t help
True story: I was replaced by 3 in one of my positions
True story: I was replaced by 3 in one of my positions
Also turn a PDF into WORD
Also turn a PDF into WORD
“The inmates are running the asylum” – GO READ IT. GREAT BOOK
It is. You just need to be more sarcastic
It is. You just need to be more sarcastic
Seems so
Seems so
Unless I own it - I'll care less
Unless I own it – I’ll care less
Let's settle for
Let’s settle for “One of the meanings”
Respect
Respect
HIGHLY DISPUTABLE
HIGHLY DISPUTABLE
I'm curious to know Dave's advice
I’m curious to know Dave’s advice

And now, as LRFotS RobertW likes to say:


Animal Planet

Pawsitivity

Golden Doofuses

German Shedders

Derpskies

Maligators

Wiener Roasts

Bestest Frens

Bootyscooters

Wolf-Out

Cattitude

Cat Against Humanity

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Im1Otkwh5rQ

Running Bull


Real Men Watch REAL Sports

REPS FOR JESUS!!!

Ass-Kicking of the Eight Limbs

They See Me Rollin’…

JUST BLEED!!!

Facefisted


Gymtardery


Palate Cleansers

Axe Me Anything

Knives Out

Arrow to the Knee

Drumlines

Guitar Heroics

Dad Jokes

MOAR DAKKA!!!

Master of Puppets

Medevac

Lunch Break

Mambo Italiano

Omakase

DORINKU!!!

Jump-Starts

Gingervitis Injections


Livin’ in the Land of the Metal Gods

Also Einstein: “I fear that someday people will post my pic on the Internet with bogus made-up quotations in Comic Sans font”

Let’s get seriously melodic with some ELVENKING this week:


Rock Out With Your Glock Out


Thot Shots

And here is your drastic plastic fantastic set of Instathots to get the week off to a suitably pneumatic start:

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