Once again, the weekend really zipped by way too fast. Indeed, they all seem to be doing that now, as we charge headlong toward the end of 2025. And what a crazy year it has been. Not only have the days been getting shorter and more urgent, somehow, but the years themselves have gotten increasingly more crazy. It started with the Lung Pao Sicken, back in late 2019, and it seems as though things have just gotten progressively worse since then.
Be that as it may, the Great Mondaydact Browser Mulcher is here to make the day a little bit more palatable. And what better way to do that, than by laughing at terrible Hollyweird filmslop?
#BasedTucker is Based
Dawn of Battle
The Male Brain gets us off to a solid start with some great stuff:
Fanservice
And LRFotS Randale6 reminds us just why Monday is so horrible, with some genuinely quite disturbing videos:
Reggie
Fallout 4 Roach Apoc:
Fallout 4, But Every Gun Fires Nukes:
Weaponizing The Elderly In Total Warhammer III: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8dKd3JW_7E
I Used Obesity To Conquer My Enemies In Total Warhammer III:
Flashgitz/Tom and Don
Space King III -The Imaginator-:
Space King Creators React To Heretical Fan Art:
The Most GOONABLE Miniatures In Warhammer 40k:
British Food Is A Hate Crime:
Meatcanyon/Papa Meat
MEATCANYON:
GOONER (this is the most disturbing video on this list, you have been warned):
Have Retail Stores Given Up On Halloween:
Karens Are Horrifying:
Mind-Expanding Drugs
Death Smiles At Us All…
Culture Beats
Techbroing
Veterans’ Day
Judge’s Ruling
MUH RUSHIAN KAHLOOOOOOOZHUN!!!
Новый-Царь Приказывает
Профессор Бровкин Учит
Дед Сварливый Говорит!
Дядя Стас Объясняет
Русская Жизнь
Polonium
Timeo Danaos Et Donna Ferentes…
Bad Medicine
Warriors of Faith
Manly Men of Manliness
Burn Paedowood to the Ground
Reading Too Much Into Things
Linkage is good for you:
- Fyodor Lukyanov explains the true nature of Drumpf – not truly a warmonger, not exactly, but nothing good, either;
- Timofey Bordachyev shows how the FUSA is killing itself through the very same strategy that it has used for so long against other nations;
- Nadezhda Romanenko shines a harsh light on the biggest corruption scandal to hit 404 in its history – and that is saying something;
- Indeed, that scandal takes some explaining to understand what the hell is going on;
- Murad Sadygadze looks at the very pragmatic nature of the new Syrian government’s approach to balancing its relationships with the US and Russia;
- OBADSDL(PBUH) Voxemort the Most Malevolent and Terrible sings the death-song of cuckservatism;
- Andrew Day notes that the Republicuck Party MUST become the Party of Whites if it has any hope of succeeding in elections;
- Turns out that you are probably using your USB-C hubs and docking stations incorrectly;
- The International Space Station is rapidly reaching its end-of-life, which is the sad closing of an era;
- The Swedish claim to have built the world’s first fifth-generation submarine;
- The Russians, however, are rather peeved about that, and would like to have a word;
- The Chinks are well on their way to building the largest cargo lifting aircraft in world history;
- The ‘Murkins are pissed because the Limeys decided to do something sensible for once with respect to their energy grid;
- For all that ballyhoo about that comet which traipsed through our Solar System recently, it turns out to have been just that – a comet;
- India is a shithole, no matter where you go, or how you travel there;
- Here is a good health tip – if you want to live a good life, stay away from chronic use of antacids;
And some more from Dawn Pine:
- Health advisory for you – swallowing magnets is VERY VERY STUPID;
- The list of the world’s best cities is so full of crap, one has to wonder what the authors were smoking when they wrote it;
- The verdict on remote working is in – and it is far better for most employees than being in an office;
- In a rather hilarious turn of events, the Chinks are now accusing the ‘Murkins of stealing Bitcoin;
- Move over, Frank Abagnale, there is a new fraudster on the scene who managed to fool everyone into thinking he is a real pilot;
- Paying for a college education has been a bad investment, on balance, for many years, but is more so than ever now;
- Supposedly, getting shitfaced every weekend when you are young, might just make you more successful later – I call BS on this one, though;
- The US Treasury has finally stopped minting pennies – Shylocks and misers everywhere hardest hit;
- The incoming President of AIG suddenly decided he didn’t want the job, for some reason;
- PommieBastardLande is FINALLY trying to overhaul its immigration system – but it is too little, far too late;
HALO Nation
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
Big Boyz Toyz
Oh No! Anyway…
Comedy Hour
Meme Warfare
Animal Planet
Pawsitivity
Cat Against Humanity
Cattitude
German Shedders
BAFF
Derpskies
Bootyscooters
Golden Doofuses
Maligators
You Otter Menace
Real Men Watch REAL Sports
REPS FOR JESUS!!!
Ass-Kicking of the Eight Limbs
They See Me Rollin’…
JUST BLEED!!!
Facefisted
Gymtardery
Palate Cleansers
Arrow to the Knee
Knives Out
Axe Me Anything
Drumlines
Guitar Heroics
MOAR DAKKA!!!
Mambo Italiano
Cook-Off
Jump-Starts
Gingervitis Injections
Livin’ in the Land of the Metal Gods
Let’s indulge in a bit of MASTERPLAN, a highly underrated power metal band formed out of ex-HELLOWEEN personnel, and starring (at one time) the legendary vocals of Jorn Lande:
Rock Out With Your Glock Out
Thot Shots
And finally let’s class things up (or down, depending on your point of view, I suppose), with a couple of random Instathots to get the week started.
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