And just like that… MONDAY. This most dreadful of days is back – with a vengeance. And we are only 8 days away from what is – yet again – TEH MOAST IMPOARTANTEST ERECTION EVARRRRR!!!, or so the political talking heads would all have us believe.

Personally, I am unconvinced that InDecision 2024 will change much of anything. The FUSA is still doomed, by its own hand. Electing the God-Emperor might stave off the final collapse by a few more years, but that collapse is still absolutely inevitable – as is the breakup and destruction of the New Evil Empire it rules.

Of course, it is also Silly Season, and there is only one way to wash out that stupidity from our minds – the Great Mondaydact Browser Stomper.

And the best way to bring that to life, is to start with GIANT STOMPY MECHS, via Black Pants Legion:

And some more from PancreasNoWork:

Let us not forget the mechs from the rather weird anime series, Knights of Sidonia:

And finally, the greatest stompy mechs of them all – the ones from Pacific Rim:

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The Mighty God-Emperor

His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, appeared on Toe Rogan’s podcast this week, and that has absolutely blown up all over the world now:

There has been some debate about whether it was really the Trumpasaurus, or a body double, given the vast disparity in their heights. I am unconvinced by this argument, simply because the mannerisms, vocal, facial, and other tics are all exactly identical to everything you see from T-Rex.

You CANNOT fake that.

It is the same sort of argument people make when claiming that The Putin has like 5 different body doubles – when, in reality, you see the exact same, completely consistent, set of mannerisms and speech patterns from every single appearance the Neo-Tsar makes.

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#BasedTucker is Based

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Dawn of Battle

The Male Brain has some great stuff for us this week. We begin with a video from The Why Files, which discusses a highly intriguing idea called the Phantom Time Hypothesis:

I have come across this theory before. Emmet Scott, who wrote two of the very best books I have ever read about the obscure origins of Izzlam, also wrote a book on this subject. The idea is that our modern Western calendar is missing about 300 years of history, and that we are therefore not in the year 2024, but in the year 1724.

The evidence against this hypothesis is, of course, substantial – not least because the events of the historical timeline match up very well with the Hebrew Biblical calendar, and because the Chinese, who have quite accurate cosmological records dating back several hundred years, show no such evidence of a “time-slip”.

But it is interesting nonetheless.

Honest Ads gives you the skinny on ChatGPT – or, as I call it, Abominable Intelligence:

Black Pigeon Speaks (aka Felix Rex) exposes the awful consequences of SIMPing and HOEflation – that is to say, overpaying for women who age out of the market really quickly:

I rather like the fact that this video starts with one kokobeaute, aka Kornelija Slunjski, getting smacked in the face with the wet mackerel of reality. She is a very good example of the dark side of Slavic women and their often-intoxicating beauty – they are hyper-feminine, but also hyper-NUTS as a result of that. Men who date Slavic women really need to understand that, if left unchecked, they can be far crazier and more irrational than your average Western woman

The only thing that prevents them from going full-on batshit insane, is the fact that their genetics and culture instil in them a set of traditional values that Western women lack.

Alux.com tells you to keep building your skills over time, as they add tremendous value to your life:

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Mind-Expanding Drugs

One from The Male Brain via PsycHacks, explaining how to maintain and sustain your value in a relationship:

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Death Smiles At Us All…

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Poli-Ticking Off

Mark Dice watched the coverage of Heels-Up Harris’s town halls, and is more morally certain than ever that she is doomed:

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The very-thoroughly-married couple at Redacted call time of death on the whore-media:

I ranted about this exact issue on Saturday. It is good to hate the liar, the heretic, and the unrepentant whore – and the presstitutes are ALL THREE.

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PJW is greatly amused by the Left losing their minds over the People’s Billionaire working at McDonald’s:

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War Thunder

LTC Daniel Davis talks to his old boss and good friend, Col. Douglas Macgregor, DA KERNEL HIZZSELF, about the Khreat Khoming Khokholite Khollapse:

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Judge’s Ruling

Judge Nap gets Prof. Gilbert Doctorow’s views on the BRICS Summit in Kazan’:

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Дед Сварливый Говорит!

Grandpa Grumpuss grumps, grumpily, about the epoch-changing consequences of Kazan’:

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Polonium

Ania Konieczek talks to Tom Luongo about the reshaping of the world order as BRICS builds out its own financial system:

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Timeo Danaos Et Donna Ferentes…

The good gentlemen of The Duran talk about the details of the emerging financial system that BRICS is putting together:

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Bad Medicine

Dr. John Campbell is not particularly happy to see mRNA technology being used for new vaccines – particularly around things like norovirus, which is EXTREMELY unpleasant, but also quite short-lived and not particularly dangerous:

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Dr. Suneel Dhand talks about the benefits of turmeric, which truly is a wonderful substance:

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Warriors of Faith

Tha Dizzle has a direct message for a young Muzzie called “Central Dawah”, who challenged DaWood to a debate – and got absolutely DESTROYED:

I watched parts of that debate. It was genuinely embarrassing for the Muzzies – to the point where, if you look at the comments section, even the Moose Limbs are admitting that their guy is a clown and an idiot.

This is the reality of modern dawah – the Muzzies have NO arguments, NO historical evidence, NO good reasoning for their entire death-cult, so they resort to clowning around and ad hominem attacks, because they have literally nothing else.

You find this all the time when listening to callers who jump on live-streams of Christians and challenge them to debates. They literally have NOTHING to offer, except constant interruptions, rudeness, and all-around stupidity.

If you pin them down with a serious argument, they try very hard to lie and dissemble their way around the subject, or to squirm out of the position through squid-ink tactics. You really have to be ruthless with them, because otherwise they will run circles around you with their lies.

This is, of course, unsurprising, because they get their ideas and their entire fake religion from the Father of Lies, the Prince of this world, Satan himself.

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On that same train, GodLogic shows you exactly what I am talking about, when dealing with an amazingly arrogant and particularly clueless Muzzie, who cannot answer simple questions, and cannot own up to what his own ridiculous “scriptures” say:

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Capturing Christianity talks about the very clear parallels between Mo’Lester the Paedophile Profit, and Joseph Smith, the founder of the heretical sect of Mormonism:

I have rather more time for Mormons than I do for Moose Limbs – not least because Mormons aren’t running around yelling about cutting off the hands, and heads, of anyone who disagrees with them. But it should be obvious to anyone who spends more than FIVE MINUTES looking at each sect’s “best” arguments, that both are severe heresies of the True Faith, and both came from “prophets” who were some of the most obvious liars and deceivers in history.

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Fr. Dan Reehil appears on the Shawn Ryan Show to talk about what he carries with him every day, to help him do one of the hardest and scariest jobs on Earth:

I was stunned to learn that Fr. Reehil carries around a fragment of the True Cross. You have to know something about how the True Cross was lost, and then recovered, to understand what a miracle that is.

The Muzzies – or rather, the Hagarenes, of Persian Emperor Chosroes II, who converted to a form of Gnostic Nestorian Monophysite Christianity, thanks to his second (I think) wife – conquered Jerusalem in the early 7th Century, and looted the city, taking with them the True Cross of Christ.

The Byzantine Emperor Heraclius mounted one of the greatest comeback campaigns in all of human history to retake it and destroy the Persian army at the Battle of Nineveh in 627 – but the endless wars exhausted the Byzantines, and paved the way for the rise of what we know today as Izzlam.

The very fact that we even have any remnants of the True Cross today, is a real miracle.

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Dr. Jay Smith from PfanderFilms and Al-Fadi from CIRA International talk about the utter failures of the Koran to get even the details of the Crucifixion – the most famous event in human history – correct:

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Christian Prince smacks around Muzzies about their concept of “Heaven”:

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Sam Shamoun wipes the floor with a Moose Limb who claims he memorised the Koran – and then cannot answer basic questions about his own “scriptures”:

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Manly Men of Manliness

Terrence Popp points out the greatest mistakes women make in the modern age:

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Joker from Better Bachelor points to the DISASTROUS consequences of WAMMENZES LIB, which has resulted in literal cock-holsters and seed-dumpsters being given a platform for their incredibly stupid opinions and ideas:

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China Unvarnished notes that even in the Middle Kingdom, Passport Bros are becoming a thing, because of the ridiculous expectations of their women:

This is actually kind of astonishing. I personally do not find Chinese girls particularly attractive, as a general rule – though there ARE exceptions, and they TRULY are exceptional. But the demands the average professional urban Chinese woman has these days, are staggering – they are WORSE than what you find in the West.

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Man Talk poasts up his usual smorgasbord of idiotic Western women showing off their own Ls online:

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Manosphere has a compilation of women doing such stupid things that you either have to laugh or weep – and we choose to do the first:

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Burn Paedowood to the Ground

Midnight’s Edge reports on the failures of the new Blade film, which we probably will never see – and that is a very Good Thing:

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Gary from Nerdrotic counts down the 10 greatest phuck-ups by the House of the Devil Mouse:

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The Critical Drinker plays Space Marine 2, and finds it to be a balls-to-the-wall slaughter-fest that is also incredibly good fun:

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Reading Too Much Into Things

Your Science is F***ing Weird moment of the week is from Dawn Pine, and concerns the scientific brilliance of the ancient Greek device, the Antikytheria

The Antikythera Mechanism is a cultural treasure that has engrossed scholars across many disciplines. It was a mechanical computer of bronze gears that used ground-breaking technology to make astronomical predictions, by mechanizing astronomical cycles and theories1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9. The major surviving fragments of the Antikythera Mechanism are labelled A–G and the minor fragments 1–757. They are partial, damaged, corroded and covered in accretions (Supplementary Fig. S1). Nevertheless, they are rich in evidence at the millimetre level—with fine details of mechanical components and thousands of tiny text characters, buried inside the fragments and unread for more than 2,000 years7. Fragment A contains 27 of the surviving 30 gears, with a single gear in each of Fragments B, C and D2,5,7,10. The fragments are a 3D puzzle of great complexity.

In 2005 Microfocus X-ray Computed Tomography (X-ray CT) and Polynomial Texture Mapping (PTM) of the Mechanism’s 82 fragments7 added substantial data. This led to a solution to the back of the machine4,7,8,9, with the discovery of eclipse prediction and the mechanization of the lunar anomaly7 (Supplementary Fig. S20). The front remained deeply controversial due to loss of physical evidence.

Many unsuccessful attempts have been made to reconcile the evidence with a display of the ancient Greek Cosmos of Sun, Moon and all five planets known in antiquity. In 1905–06, remarkable research notes by Rehm1 described Mein Planetarium, with a ring display for the planets that anticipates the model we present here—but mechanically completely wrong due to his lack of data (Supplementary Fig. S17). In the classic, Gears from the Greeks2, Price suggested lost gearing that calculated planetary motions, but made no attempt at a reconstruction. Then Wright built the first workable system at the front that calculated planetary motions and periods, with a coaxial pointer display of the Cosmos, proving its mechanical feasibility3 (Supplementary Fig. S18). Later attempts by Freeth and Jones9 (Supplementary Fig. S19), and independently by Carman, Thorndike, and Evans11, simplified the gearing but were limited to basic periods for the planets. Most previous reconstructions used pointers for the planetary displays, giving serious parallax problems3,9 and poorly reflecting the description in the inscriptions—see section on Inscriptional Evidence. None of these models (Supplementary Discussion S6) are at all compatible with all the currently known data.

Our challenge was to create a new model to match all the surviving evidence. Features on the Main Drive Wheel indicate that it calculated planetary motions with a complex epicyclic system (gears mounted on other gears), but its design remained a mystery. The tomography revealed a wealth of unexpected clues in the inscriptions, describing an ancient Greek Cosmos9 at the front, but attempts to solve the gearing system failed to match all the data1,2,3,6,9. The evidence defines a framework for an epicyclic system at the front9, but the spaces available for the gears are extremely limited. There were also unexplained components in Fragment D, revealed by the X-ray CT, and technical difficulties calculating the phase of the Moon9. Then came the discovery in the tomography of surprisingly complex periods for the planets Venus and Saturn, making the task very much harder12.

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Your long read of the week comes via The Male Brain, and is a piece by Ambrose Kane about how the piercings and coloured hair of modern Western women act in the same way that bright colours appear on reptiles – to warn us all of the extreme dangers involved with handling them:

For a woman to present herself in public in this manner reveals not only a troubled soul, but someone who has been profoundly influenced by today’s cult of the ugly which mocks and tears down the customary standards of beauty that most people accept. Most heterosexual men want females to look soft, pretty, and feminine. They want them to be the opposite of what they themselves are. They don’t normally want their women to look ‘hard’ or akin to something right out of a prison gang movie.

Although the presence of tattoos, even in excessive number, may not be conclusive proof that one is suffering from mental illness, they do serve as potential markers of poor health, risky behavior, short sightedness and impulsiveness. In 2019, PsycheCentral published briefly the summary findings of the International Journal of Dermatology which concluded that “People with tattoos more likely to also have mental health issues” (1/27/2019). I think it’s safe to say that the more tattoos one has, the more disturbed and attention-seeking they probably are.

The cult of the ugly is also evident in much of the modern art we see, including the socio-political views that many of these same women hold which is often incoherent and emotionally based. In almost every case, these are women who are politically and socially liberal or radical Leftists. It’s a reflection, it seems to me, of both extreme nihilism and narcissism combined. They degrade or distort their physical appearance by means of darkly themed piercings and meaningless tattoos (nihilism) all while making public spectacles of themselves by how they attire and present themselves to the world. Much of it is just for shock value (narcissism).

Yet, it’s customary and natural for a woman to want to look her best in public, or at least to present herself in a way that exudes femininity and beauty. This is how all normal women throughout human history have believed and conducted themselves (or, at least tried to) regardless of what period they lived during. In contrast, women duped by today’s cult of the ugly strive to make themselves totally unattractive to men, many of them shaving the hair off their heads and de-feminizing their entire appearance.

A good many of them have taken on an androgynous look, akin to the “It’s Pat!” character on Saturday Night Live. Changes occur not only to their physical appearance and attire, but they also become unnaturally masculine, loud and aggressive. Recall the radicalized women among the ‘Me Too’ movement with their “pussy hats” parading around and screeching about ‘toxic masculinity’ and you’ll get a sense of what I’m referring to.

For a woman to present herself in public in this manner reveals not only a troubled soul, but someone who has been profoundly influenced by today’s cult of the ugly which mocks and tears down the customary standards of beauty that most people accept. Most heterosexual men want females to look soft, pretty, and feminine. They want them to be the opposite of what they themselves are. They don’t normally want their women to look ‘hard’ or akin to something right out of a prison gang movie.

Although the presence of tattoos, even in excessive number, may not be conclusive proof that one is suffering from mental illness, they do serve as potential markers of poor health, risky behavior, short sightedness and impulsiveness. In 2019, PsycheCentral published briefly the summary findings of the International Journal of Dermatology which concluded that “People with tattoos more likely to also have mental health issues” (1/27/2019). I think it’s safe to say that the more tattoos one has, the more disturbed and attention-seeking they probably are.

The cult of the ugly is also evident in much of the modern art we see, including the socio-political views that many of these same women hold which is often incoherent and emotionally based. In almost every case, these are women who are politically and socially liberal or radical Leftists. It’s a reflection, it seems to me, of both extreme nihilism and narcissism combined. They degrade or distort their physical appearance by means of darkly themed piercings and meaningless tattoos (nihilism) all while making public spectacles of themselves by how they attire and present themselves to the world. Much of it is just for shock value (narcissism).

Yet, it’s customary and natural for a woman to want to look her best in public, or at least to present herself in a way that exudes femininity and beauty. This is how all normal women throughout human history have believed and conducted themselves (or, at least tried to) regardless of what period they lived during. In contrast, women duped by today’s cult of the ugly strive to make themselves totally unattractive to men, many of them shaving the hair off their heads and de-feminizing their entire appearance.

A good many of them have taken on an androgynous look, akin to the “It’s Pat!” character on Saturday Night Live. Changes occur not only to their physical appearance and attire, but they also become unnaturally masculine, loud and aggressive. Recall the radicalized women among the ‘Me Too’ movement with their “pussy hats” parading around and screeching about ‘toxic masculinity’ and you’ll get a sense of what I’m referring to.

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Linkage is good for you:

• Timofey Bordachyev explains why the BRICS Summit in Kazan’ was such a definitive moment in world history;
• The Bellendsky “Victory Plan” is really nothing more than a desperate bid to get the West directly involved in the 404 War, in exchange for Ukraine’s resources;
• Actually, things are so bad for 404 that Bellendsky just signed a law permitting foreigners to serve as officers in the AFU;
• For those interested in such things, there is apparently a phenomenon called “Esoteric Trumpism”, and it is exactly as nuts as you might imagine;
• Brandon J. Weichert, an ANALyst for National Interest, admits that the Russian T-72 is actually an amazing tank – though undoubtedly the T-90M Proryv is quite pissed about that;
• The New Huangdi came to Kazan’ and outlined a compelling and powerful vision for Sino-Russian relations in his speeches there;
• The Japos are VERY CONCERNED about their plummeting birth rates and population, so they want immigrants to come in and help them – yeah, THAT will work…;
• Brolon MuZk has a simple formula for success – work like a galley-slave… which isn’t actually very good advice when you stop and think about it;
• Lots of businesses are jumping into the GenAI pool, but very few of them are getting a true and measurable ROI on their spending;
• AMD and Intel appear to be at the stage where they recognise a threat beyond each other to their own core businesses;
• Unfortunately, Intel still does not have a clear vision for the future – they spend twice as much on R&D as AMD and Nvidia combined, but cannot keep up with either;
• Because of its cock-ups, Intel has bought out or laid off thousands of workers – and many of them are beginning to realise that life is genuinely better on the outside;
• For those of you who live and breathe MS Excel (like I do), there is good reason to celebrate the 40th anniversary of the world’s most popular (and, frankly, BEST) spreadsheet programme;
• Boeing just cannot catch a break, at all, as one of its satellites basically ASSPLODED somewhere up the aether, likely due to space debris – or maybe ALIENS…;
• The PommieBastardLande Royal Navy is in a true state of crisis – the sailors on one of its nuclear submarines faced near-starvation conditions during one recent tour;
• Moreover, talking heads in PommieBastardLande are finally waking up and realising how bad things are with their armed forces – too bad they cannot do anything about it;
• Ye Greateste Livinge Englishmane talks about how horrid things are going to be for him as he tries to adopt a “healthy” lifestyle, and I cannot blame him for being pissed about it;
• The return-to-office thing is getting truly ridiculous, with bosses using kitchen cuts at home as an excuse to force everyone back in;
• It is a little-known fact that the John Wick film series – which is AWESOMESAUCE – owes its existence to one Eva Longoria, from Desperate Housewives;
• The legendary two-time World’s Strongest Man from PommieBastardLande, Geoff Capes, very sadly passed away earlier last week;
• For those of you who have been watching Ancient Apocalypse on Netherflix, you will know all about the Gunung Padang pyramid, that may date back 25,000 years;

And some more from Dawn Pine:

• Some giant fatass named “Lizzo” says the whole of Amerikhastan will be like Detroit if Cacklepants wins – which is an astonishing admission from one of the Hellmouth’s stars;
• The God-Emperor served burgers and fries at a Mickey D’s recently, and proved – yet again – to be the Master of Memes;
• The ex-CEO of Sodastream does not quite seem to understand that rewarding terrorists for taking hostages, only inspires more terrorism;
• Half of women in PommieBastardLande prefer a night of beauty treatments to sex with their men – which is a relief for those same men, given what their women are like there;
• Over 4 million British households may need to switch to digital TV streaming services, at immense cost – well here’s a thought, why not try READING BOOKS instead?!?!;
• You should always make the most of every opportunity – as this enterprising chap did, which resulted in him setting up an award-winning creamery;
• A PR0N “actor” decided to test whether his new Tesla Cybertruck is actually bulletproof, and that went about as well as you would expect, really;
• The next gigaproject the Saudis want to try out, is a big-ass cube in the middle of Riyadh – that will probably go about as well as the NEOM thing is right now (i.e. VERY BADLY);
• This story about a pizzeria in Krautland serving cocaine with its pies, has uncomfortable overtones of the Pizzagate scandal from 8 years ago;
• Also from Krautland, the mayor of a small town there has banned cactus plants indoors, because reasons;
• It appears Taylor Swift got her FEE-FEES hurt by that whole deepfake thing recently, which is why she now wants all her fans to vote for Heels-Up Harris;
• Every job applicant hates AI screening tools – so now we have AI-generated application bots, just to keep the arms race going;
• The LA Times lost its editor, because the paper refused to endorse Cacklepants – apparently, liberaltards think throwing their toys out of the pram makes the rest of us take them seriously;
• Ladies, here is a tip: when you are involved with a new man, SHUT THE F*** UP about your ex!!! if you want the relationship to work out;

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MUH RUSHIAN KAHLOOOOOOOZHUN!!!

The Neo-Tsar gave a very comprehensive and detailed presser after the BRICS Summit in Kazan’, and was every bit as lucid and sharp as he always is – this, despite the fact that he was working 14-15 hours a day for a WEEK STRAIGHT, at the age of 72:

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HALO Nation

Slayergod Remy aka MintBlitz does his thing while talking through the latest HALO news, particularly around the possibility of bringing OG Bungie guy Joe Staten back from the cold:

I don’t hold out much hope for the franchise, honestly. Microsoft and 343i have systematically mismanaged the single most valuable IP in the entire video game industry, and they have failed utterly to make the lore coherent or sensible.

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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

Scholar’s Lore talks us through Genestealer Cults:

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The Farce Is With You

Star Wars Theory explains the infinite evil of the Rakatan Infinite Empire, which is from WAAAAAAAY back in the history of a galaxy far, far away:

Remember back when STAR WARS lore was actually fun and interesting?

I do, too. It was a big part of my childhood, adolescence, and early adulthood. And I miss it.

We will never go back to those days. The House of the Devil Mouse has corrupted and destroyed that lore forever.

So be it.

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Oh No! Anyway…

Wazzocks gonna wazzock:

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Comedy Hour

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Meme Warfare

Let’s kick things off with some dank memes from The Male Brain:

And now, as LRFotS RobertW likes to say:

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Animal Planet

Your aminules are adorkable moment of the week:

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REPS FOR JESUS!!!

Gym beast props this week go to the one and only, the living legend, the Russian bear, Dmitry Klokov, who throws around weights with such disrespect that it makes steel foundries weep in outrage and horror:

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Ass-Kicking of the Eight Limbs

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They See Me Rollin’…

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Palate Cleansers

Axe Me Anything

Knives Out

Drumlines

Guitar Heroics

FedEx Deliveries

MOAR DAKKA!!!

Mighty Wings

Jump-Starts

Gingervitis Injections

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Livin’ in the Land of the Metal Gods

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Rock Out With Your Glock Out

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Thot Shots

Finally, we get to the Instathot for the start of the week. This here is Maria Martskaya, age 29 from Sevastopol’, Mordor – though, for some reason, she lives in Queef, 404 – Country Not Found. She doesn’t seem to spend very much time there, of course – the shores of Dubai, Mykonos, and Bali appear to be much more interesting to her, and who can blame her for that.

As with all khokholinas, the Thot Quotient AUTOMATICALLY goes up to 11, which means – look, do not touch, under any circumstances, not even with a 30-foot pole.

After all, you will quickly discover that, if you DO use that 30-foot pole, she will deflate, because she is AT LEAST 30% plastic, and another 20% artificially inflated.

OK, lads, that’s all, back to work now.

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